0079, the buttocks are backward and the sand falls in the goose style
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"Brothers, listen!"
A gong-like voice made both teams look towards the bonfire, only to see Zhang Changwu holding a bowl of wine and smiling and making a gesture: "My deputy battalion leader is in high spirits today, and he takes the initiative to give you a wonderful show, I wonder if the brothers are willing to watch it?" ”
"Yes! Willing! "The roar was thunderous. www.biquge.info Even Li Wenshan laughed and coaxed, and Han Shizhong was sitting next to him, and the two of them were the biggest leaders here, of course, they had to sit side by side in the middle. Han Shizhong looked at Ning Ze, not knowing what the hell he was going to do.
Ning Ze staggered out of the pile, looking a little vague under his feet, and grinned: "Then, the little brother will give everyone an ugly." Everyone said that my brother and I have no ability, and I can't be a soldier, but I mixed up the name of an accompaniment lieutenant, and I really don't ...... a son" Han Shizhong saw him babbling and revealing his shortcomings, and he was even more puzzled, and couldn't help frowning.
“…… Therefore, in front of the brothers of the second team today, I will show my unique skills, so that everyone can open their eyes and see what it means to be a flat sand and a wild goose! "He is like a street seller of dog skin plasters, his voice is loud, his instrument is magnificent, and he is a group of people when he finishes speaking.
The two sides were suspicious, and they sat opposite each other, so the atmosphere was not very active. Ning Ze is still more lively here, so he eats and drinks for nothing. The second team didn't think much about it, only said that their own people were beaten by their camp head, and they had to set up wine and invite them to dinner, which was really ridiculous. In addition, although the meat tube is enough, the taste of wine is very weak, and it is even more unbearable. At this time, I saw that Ning Ze took the initiative to play cheap and cute, and he was a little better, so he happily watched how he performed.
After Ning Ze finished speaking, Zhang Changwu made a move, and twenty or thirty brothers and twenty or so people leaned together hand in hand, and surrounded a bunch of bonfires and two large wine barrels, and the other seven or eight together with Ning Ze were also surrounded inside.
Zhang Changwu shouted loudly and walked around the periphery: "Everyone, let's sell it for the time being, and in a while our brothers will stack up Arhats, and see how our deputy camp leader flattens the sand and geese!" ”
Everyone stretched out their heads to see what was going on, but they were blocked by the periphery, where can they see clearly? After a while, I heard a voice say, "Okay! Then a bunch of human walls rose up in the circle, about five underground, and three people on the second floor were stacked steadily. I saw that Ning Ze's clothes were pinned to his waist, and he climbed to the top in three or two clicks. Although these movements are not surprising, the hands and feet are very flexible and the posture is very smooth. The soldiers of the second team couldn't help but sigh, but they didn't see that this nouveau riche like deputy battalion leader was really good. At first, my impression of him as a gangster changed a bit.
Ning Ze stood on a high place, facing the gate of the village. Behind him was the roaring bonfire, and behind him were Li Wenshan and Han Shizhong, who were sitting side by side.
Everyone gradually lowered their discussions, and they were all quietly watching what thrilling moves he was going to make. I saw stepping on the shoulders of the two brothers, calming down, stretching out his arms outward, bending his knees slightly forward, suddenly snorting softly, his legs kicked hard, and his body flew out upside down like a spring.
"Wow!" There was a whispered call.
Ning Ze's gymnastics skills came in handy here, although the movements were not complicated, just a week and a half of tumbling backwards and hugging their knees, but it was enough for these guys to catch their eyes.
One and a half heels turned out, he had already crossed the pile of flames, only to see this guy fall towards Han Shizhong like a big bird, Han Shizhong instinctively wanted to go over and catch it with both hands, he had fallen lightly to the ground.
Before the people could shout the good words, they saw that he could not stand on his feet, and he took three steps back in a row, and sat on the ground with a poof. It seems that this fall is not light, and it is already there to grin.
Hahahaha!
The admiration turned into a cheerful ridicule, but I didn't expect this Ning Ye to put on a good posture and attract enough eyeballs, but he fell so embarrassed and ugly.
Host Zhang Changwu mended the knife: "This is the ass of our deputy battalion head backwards and the sand falls into the goose style!" ”
Even Han Shizhong couldn't hold back his laughter.
But fortunately, he was not injured, but he was just embarrassed, so he hurriedly turned over and got up, and walked to Han Shizhong: "It's a shame for the fifth brother!" ”
"If you can't flip, don't be strong!" Han Shizhong taught this brother a serious lesson.
"Strong? Isn't this here to liven up the atmosphere for everyone, not yet? Ning Ze looked at Han Shizhong with wide eyes and unconvinced: "Brothers, the battalion head said that I was reckless and disgraced, what should I do?" ”
"Fill him!"
"Okay, bring the wine!" Ning Ze shouted unconvinced, and suddenly rushed up seven or eight brothers, all holding wine bowls, and surrounded Han Shizhong. Li Wenshan, who was next to him, saw that they were fighting among themselves, and hurriedly avoided with a smile.
Ning Ze picked up the wine and squeezed it to Han Shizhong, and said loudly: "Look down on your brother, drink to make amends!" After speaking, he grabbed Han Shizhong's shirt with one hand, and poured a bowl of wine into his arms. It's just that a group of people surrounded him strongly, and no one saw it, thinking that he had poured a big bowl of Han Shizhong.
Han Shizhong was also surprised: "You-"
"Shhhh Ning Ze made a look, laughed and sent the second bowl, Han Shizhong's brain was not slow, this time he really took a sip and drank it, and laughed loudly: "Good wine, good wine!" Then Ning Ze sent the third bowl and poured it into Han Shizhong's arms as concocted.
The wine was poured around, and Han Shizhong was already drunk and hazy: "Fucking birds, follow out to eat and drink, disrespect the master, but pour Lao Tzu, want to die, you?" Go, go to give Lao Tzu the first few bowls of Li Ying, thank you! ”
Seeing this, Li Wenshan was about to run away, but Ning Ze had already pressed a grinning hand on his shoulder: "Li Yingtou, since it's a festival, don't you have fun with the brothers?" Come on, come on, give face, and eat two bowls too. After speaking, I didn't wait for him to answer, and I swarmed up as a method, but this time it was really poured.
Li Wenshan is not without confidants, but this style of painting has become too fast, and everyone has no time to react, and when they think about stepping forward to dissuade them, seven or eight people have already surrounded Li Wenshan to the death, and they can't squeeze in at all. Unless you tear your face and fight a fight. But is that really good? I had to stare dryly at Li Wenshan being poured wine.
It is said that it is three bowls, but in fact, I don't know how many bowls I drank. Anyway, when Ning Ze and the others let go, Li Wenshan was already in a daze and only knew how to smirk: "Hehe, I wanted to earn you, but I didn't expect to be earned by you." Hehe......"
"Look at what you said, drinking an extra bowl of wine is earned? Here, another bowl! Ning Ze was unrelenting, and poured another large bowl of wine into Li Wenshan's mouth.
turned around and smiled loudly at the soldiers of the fifth team: "Don't be idle, everyone, we don't know each other if we don't fight with the second team, we will be good friends in the future, come on!" ”
When he shouted, everyone got the order, and they all laughed and stood up and rushed towards the second team, and suddenly the scene was chaotic, and they were caught and drunk one by one, making a lot of fun.
Ning Ze watched with his hands behind his back with great satisfaction, and said to himself: "That's right, this is like a party!" ”