Chapter 5 Ahead of the Curve Snacks
"Hey, this son, are you okay, what's wrong?" Seeing that Cheng Wu heard his name as the crown prince, and saw Cheng Wu in a daze, the whole person's spirit was like a deflated ball, and the person didn't seem to have the same vitality as just now, Yu Chi Baolin was also afraid that something had happened to Cheng Wu, so she shouted loudly and pushed Cheng Wu.
Now Cheng Wu is in the mood to take care of these ancients, he doesn't know how to go on the road in the future, and now Cheng Wu's head is in chaos, like a vegetative person, without thoughts, without thoughts. Hearing Yu Chi Baolin's shout, he nodded habitually and gestured, after all, people are worried about themselves, a stranger who has just met and doesn't even know my name, Yu Chi Baolin can do this, it is beyond Cheng Wu's expectations.
Cheng Wu stared blankly at the mountains in the distance, about ten minutes later, Cheng Wu sighed deeply, thinking in his heart, since he came here, it is impossible to go back.
Some people say that life is like a bow for women, since you can't resist, you can only accept it and enjoy it. The same is true for crossing, since you can't resist, then you can only live here, live a wonderful life, and live a quality life, in order to be worthy of God's favor for you.
Cheng Wu, who had figured it out, showed the smile of a few people who came over just now, and looked at Cheng Wu who had recovered from the state, and several people were also a lot more relieved, although they had known each other for less than a pillar of incense, but they could see from Cheng Wu's every move that Cheng Wu must be the son of a wealthy family, and this is the experience of coming out. Definitely! Didn't you see these pieces of his equipment, look, tsk, all of them are not ordinary things, some of them have not even seen a few of them in Chang'an City, all of which prove this.
However, this person's whole person is a little weird, with short hair, dressed like a hufu, and wearing a pair of shoes on his feet that look different from our Tang people.
"I don't know what to call the son, in Xia Li Zhen, the eldest son of the British duke, is polite." Li Zhen, the eldest son of Li Ji, who had never spoken, observed Cheng Wu and asked Cheng Wu with a smile.
"In Xia Cheng Wu, hey, ......" said with a long sigh, thinking of his parents in his previous life, and said with a heavy heart. After finishing looking at you and looking at their appearances, they were obviously not satisfied with the information that Cheng Wu had reported to them at present.
So Cheng Wu made up a history for himself, saying that he had just returned from overseas after a lot of hardships, and that he was originally a native of Dong'a, Jeju (now southwest of Dongping, Shandong). This is not made up by Cheng Wu, this is when I was a child, I heard my grandfather talk about his Cheng lineage, and my grandfather told him that he was the famous Tang Dynasty general Cheng Biting Jin, but later fell to the Lingnan Guangzhou area for various reasons, and the ancestral jade pendant was passed on by Cheng Biting Jin to the ancestors of this lineage, and I heard my grandfather say that his Cheng lineage was Cheng Biting Jin's biological son back then. This jade pendant has also become a must-wear item for the biggest men of each generation of their family.
Cheng Wu touched the jade pendant that his grandfather personally brought to him, and thought about it and continued to weave his lies.
Knowing Cheng Wu's "miserable" experience, several people also came over to comfort Cheng Wu, and when they were together, they bragged and fart, and soon Cheng Wu became familiar with several people.
Cheng Wu took out all the food he had prepared this morning in his backpack, put it on the ground, and distributed it to everyone to eat together, including beef jerky, 5 packs of boxed instant noodles (a must for going out), and three packets of fried peanuts with milky flavor, two bags of ham, and two packs of melon seeds.
Things were all over the place. Looking at the piles of all kinds of food on the grass, these gentlemen in Chang'an City squirmed their throats, and the sound of swallowing saliva was endless. Cheng Wu smiled and said to everyone: "These are all things I brought back from far away overseas, when we met for the first time, I didn't have anything to entertain you, they were all food, and all the family wealth was here." I hope that all brothers will not postpone it. After bragging with a few people just now, Cheng Wu is already familiar with them, so he is also called a brother.
"Brother Cheng Wu, do you usually eat these?" Li Zhen was completely shocked by the pile of things in front of him.
"Well, so to speak, but a lot of the time it's better to eat some green vegetables," Cheng Wu replied.
"Hey, Brother Cheng Wu, you entertain us with these things, and you can't do anything, if you can't do this, there is nothing more than this in the entire Datang." Cheng Chusi looked at the pile of food, swallowed his saliva and said.
Next, Cheng Wu taught them how to eat these things, and everyone was shocked by Cheng Wu's bunch of retail, how could there be such delicious things in the world, and the ones they used to eat could be used to feed the pigs.
At the end of the meal, at the suggestion of Cheng Wu, several people divided these things equally and brought them back to their families, saying that this was packed in their previous lives, and Cheng Wu was the same at school before, and Cheng Wu packed the things that he couldn't finish at every assembly and went back to his roommates.
Cheng Chusi and Yu Chi Baolin divided two packets of ham equally, including the two that they had just eaten, and the rest were eight sticks per person. Li Zhen likes more melon seeds, and he got a generation of melon seeds and a box of instant noodles by himself. The rest of the peanuts were distributed to dozens of soldiers who stood not far away.
I don't know if each person will get one. What made Cheng Wu cry and laugh was that those soldiers actually ate the whole peanut shell!
Cheng Wu gave the remaining four boxes of instant noodles to them, one for each of them, and explained how to eat them.
"This is called instant noodles, is it really as you said, as long as you soak it in boiling water for less than half an hour, you can eat it? Is it really that fast? Cheng asked a little disbelievingly. Today all knowledge is beyond his own knowledge.
After eating, a few people still felt that it was not enjoyable enough, so they asked Cheng Wudao: "Brother Cheng Wu, how did you fork these fish, these fish are difficult to fork, not an experienced fisherman, you can't do this job." "Cheng Chuhei, they also wanted to fork the fish when they went on a spring outing before, but they couldn't fork it, and the last few people had to give up.
"Yes, we used to want to fork it, but after being busy for a long time, we didn't get a fork, it's really infuriating, obviously looking at the fish there, but the problem can't be forked, I really don't understand." Yu Chi Baolin echoed.
"Brother Cheng Wu, is there any way you can't do it," Li Zhen looked at Cheng Wu and asked.
Cheng Wu knew that defeat was due to the problem of refraction in the water, so he talked to a few people, and after a few people heard Cheng Wu's explanation, the three of them ran into the water to test.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Cheng Zhihe, who was the first to hold a fork, to quickly fork a fish of about two catties. Several people are from a family of military generals, they have practiced martial arts since they were children, and they are quick to see and move, and after figuring out the problem, several people soon forked a lot of fish over.
Now a few people are blessed, with the edible salt and barbecue sauce brought by Cheng Wu as artificial ingredients, several people are so hungry that they feel difficult to move. The refined salt that their old fellows used to be proud of, they use it here today, and it seems that the snow-like color is much better than the refined salt collected by those old guys.
Those who couldn't eat were also distributed to the soldiers behind. Yu Chi Baolin also explained to them, if they want to eat by themselves, they will go to the water and fork it themselves.
So the bonfire slowly grew from one pile to ten, and the fish in the water must have felt that today was the end of the world for them, otherwise how could there be so many things in the water and kill them all.
The three of them who were full of food played Cheng Wu's compound bow with Cheng Wu's consent, and after a few people played it once, they were completely shocked, what is this compound bow called, the whole body is made of pure iron, this is a real iron tire bow, it is not difficult to pull it up, unlike those bows in the barracks, it is laborious to pull it up, not to mention, it is not easy to aim. This in your hand, thank you so far, look at the way it is now, 270 steps away, shoot whatever you say, 270 steps! The equipment in the barracks can only be 100 at most, and it is the farthest range, if you want to say that the effective range is only seventy or eighty meters, and it is the bows and arrows that the generals themselves equipped, and the ordinary soldiers are a little weaker than this.
Yu Chi Baolin thought YY with the compound bow in her hand.
"This bow is so easy to use, the effective killing distance is so far, I think if a tiger comes, it can be easily shot" Cheng Zhisi looked at the compound bow held by Yu Chi Baolin and said, Cheng Zhiji also tried it just now, and easily pulled a full bow, and the ease was as easy as tearing off a hair of his own.
"What is a tiger, I used this to shoot an adult black bear just now." Cheng Wu said in his heart when he heard the tiger. The tiger counts the fart, buddy, I shoot an adult black bear.
"True or fake, Brother Cheng Wu, you won't lie to us, right?" Cheng said.
"Why am I lying to you, can you eat it, what, it's this little mother, its cubs are here." Cheng Wu pointed to the little black bear who was playing on the grass and said.
A few people looked at the little black bear cub, and there was human and material evidence, and it was not okay to believe it. Then Cheng Wu said before and after he shot the black bear, after listening to Cheng Wu said that the place where the tragedy occurred was not far from here, several people agreed to go to inspect it, this is an adult black bear, pull it back, have more face, and besides, bear meat is a good thing, you must know that this year is a year of natural disasters, this year's crops have been eaten clean by the damn yellow worms, this year's harvest is not at all, and now the emperor is having a headache for this, thinking about how to settle down the tens of thousands of displaced people in Chang'an.