Chapter 60: The Impossible

The clods of soil kicked away by him scattered in the air, and then scattered and fell down, but Li Qingshan's feet forgot to take them back, and the whole person was strangely frozen in the field. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

He stood in place, bared his teeth and pouted his legs for a long time, then suddenly patted his head, first squatted down and carefully observed in the field for a while, and after making sure that he did not find what he was looking for, he pulled his legs and ran wildly towards the woods on the edge of the wheat field.

Lao Tiezhu caught the worm in his hand, and when he saw that Li Qingshan was in a hurry, he laughed bitterly: "What's wrong with this baby?" Is it possible to catch fire in the butt? ”

Tie Zhu gave him a blank look: "The children of the Yang family have never seen so many aphids, and they were frightened for a while." Alas, I want to go to the field early this morning to see it, and I am also scared! ”

The old iron pillar scolded angrily: "How can you compare with your stupid mother-in-law......"

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After a while, Li Qingshan ran back at a gallop, the straw sandals under his feet were already covered with mud, and there was still a dead branch hanging from his hair, but his face was full of excitement, as if he was looking for a gold mine in the woods.

The old Tiezhu and his family are no longer arguing, but the other family almost quarreled because of the same thing, the man said that the woman was a loser, and the woman scolded the man with hindsight, and the content was probably the same as the old Tiezhu. The old Tiezhu occasionally made a few thick voices to help, and Tiezhu's mother was not to be outdone, ran over and hugged the scolded sister-in-law, and loudly counted his man.

Huang Laoxie was still kneeling in the field, hoarsely engaged in a one-sided conversation with the thief, sometimes angry, sometimes sad, one moment accusing the thief of not opening his eyes, and the other moment begging God for mercy, if in the future life, I am afraid that he will be sent directly to a mental hospital as a schizophrenic.

Li Qingshan braked urgently, stopped violently beside Huang Laoxi, sweating and panting, and dragged Huang Laoxie up from the soil: "Huang ...... Uncle Huang, I'm ...... I've got a way. ”

Huang Laoxie scolded for a long time, his mouth was already dry, his mood was low, and there was an aphid crawling on his beard. He was about to use his fingers to shoot the worm away, and when he heard Li Qingshan's words, he turned his head sharply and quickly wiped away his tears, "Baby, what do you do?" ”

Li Qingshan thought for a moment, and instead of answering him, he asked, "Uncle Huang, let me ask you, these aphids...... Damn, right? ”

Huang Laoxie was stunned for a moment, then stomped his feet and gritted his teeth and scolded: "Why is it hateful? It's just hateful! ”

"It's hateful, if you don't stop it, I'm afraid that this field will be full of insects in a few days, and I'm afraid that these wheat will be gnawed to nothing!"

Huang Lao said evilly: "Yes! Although there were aphids in previous years, there were not so many, and the villagers were diligent in catching them, at most they would reduce their yields, and at the end of the year, they would tighten their belts and pass vaguely. Can this year ...... You see, the thief doesn't have eyes at all, and now he can't wait to set a fire and burn all these guys to death, not a single one of them will be left! But these wheat ......"

"Uncle Huang, you just set fire to nothing, the wildfire can't be burned, the spring breeze blows and grows, next year you plant wheat again, they still come to patronize in groups...... When the time comes, will you set the fire again? Is the wheat still grown? ”

"What do you say if you don't set fire? It's not so catchy, do you really go buy a bunch of garlic and come back to tinker? Sanwen money a piece! Speaking of this, Huang Laoxie suddenly became excited, "...... Baby, you just said that there is a way, is there more garlic in Yang Garlic's house? ”

Li Qingshan shook his head with a smile: "No matter how much garlic there is, it's not a big deal, there are so many insects, you have to think of other ways." ”

"Anything else?" Huang Laoxi's expression suddenly perked up again, "Baby, do you really have a good way?" ”

Li Qingshan saw that his hair was messy, but his eyes were hot, and he was looking at himself with an earnest face. He really couldn't bear to disappoint him, so he nodded and said, "Uncle Huang, you believe me again, send some people to me, give me three days, and I promise to destroy all these insects!" ”

"Three days?"

Huang Laoxie was a little surprised, wondering if he had heard it wrong. At present, almost the whole village is in battle, let alone three days, even if you catch it for another thirty days at full speed, I am afraid that it will still not be caught!

Li Qingshan ignored his doubts, and asked after a while: "And the merchant surnamed Song you mentioned is the one who made the villagers money by buying garlic and selling garlic...... Tell me about this person! ”

"What's wrong with him? Don't mess with this person! Huang Laoxie couldn't keep up with Li Qingshan's out-of-the-box thinking.

Li Qingshan had a look of anger on his face, how could he just say that this matter was settled, "The few money that the villagers have worked so hard to save has been wasted like this, don't you feel aggrieved?" ”

"What about grievances?" Although Huang Laoxie was heartbroken, he was helpless, "Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, the surname Song didn't force them to sell with a knife, he was stupid and sent to the door, what else can he do?" This matter is to go to the government and toss blindly! ”

Huang Laoxie suddenly blamed himself: "I also blame me, I patronized the workshop and didn't give the villagers a wake-up call...... Alas! ”

"Uncle Huang, don't blame yourself too much, what do you have to do? If the government doesn't solve this matter, it won't be solved, but I can't swallow this breath! Although Li Qingshan's tone was calm, his face was resolute, and his fists were clenched, as if he had made up his mind.

"If you can't swallow it, you have to swallow it, we don't take care of it!" Huang Laoxie glared at him worriedly, "Why can you take care of unreasonable things?" ”

"Why can't I? I worked hard to help the villagers make a brick that can be sold for money, and a whole way to fish, the villagers got up early in the morning and helped in the dark, and the fishing boys didn't have a day of laziness, and finally saved a few dollars, and now it's all for the surname Song to fool away, why can't I care? Let me tell you, I've got you covered! ”

Huang Laoxie sighed and shook his head: "People are rich, you are a peasant child, you want no people, you want money or not, what do you care?" ”

He said that he couldn't talk about this baby, and he didn't have the heart to argue with him, he just blocked him with words, obviously wanting Li Qingshan to die of this heart.

Song Buren is a big businessman in the local area, it is considered to be some power, it is said that he knows some officials in the post, this kind of person can not be messed with, Huang Laoxie is old, and he is not very bold, and he has long planned to think that he is unlucky and calm down.

"I have my own way!" Li Qingshan's eyes were full of confidence, and he looked like he was holding a pearl of wisdom, "I probably have an idea in my heart, if nothing else, I guess it can be done." ”

He glanced at Huang Laoxi, and saw that his face was full of worry, obviously not believing himself, but after thinking about it, if this matter was not supported by him, I was afraid that it would not be easy to handle.

After thinking for a while, Li Qingshan lowered his face again, went around to Huang Laoxi's back, helped him beat his shoulder, and simply helped him get a massage.

"But Uncle Huang, if you want to succeed, you have to be backed up by your old man again!"

"The technique is not bad...... Huang Laoxie stretched his muscles, praised it, and was silent for a long time, and then said: "Baby, I don't know what you want to do, but it's all like this, a dead horse is a live horse doctor." I depend on you for whatever you say about the insects, but that Song Buren, I still say the same thing, it's better for you to provoke him less. ”

After a pause, seeing that Li Qingshan didn't reply, Huang Laoxie said again: "...... So, let's talk about it first, what do you want to do? ”

This old evil Huang is really skinny and bone-in-cheek, and there is no meat on his body, which makes Li Qingshan's hands hurt. It's strange to think that this old bone has been running in and out all day long for this village, and he has not stopped, and he is a good village chief!

He added a little more strength to his hand, "You can help me think of some more ways, use your incomparably powerful influence, and get me all the garlic left in the village, I ...... Useful! ”

Huang Lao turned his head violently, and was surprised and vigilant: "Garlic? Useful? What's the use? ”

The villagers have just suffered a big loss on garlic, and garlic is a rare thing at the moment, and it is really not so easy to ask the villagers for it, without a good excuse.

Li Qingshan smiled: "The old rules, I can't tell you now." But Uncle Huang, don't worry, as long as you get me all the garlic in the village and send me some people, I can get all the money that the villagers have been stolen back, by the way...... Destroy all these aphids! ”

Incidentally......

The corners of Huang Laoxi's mouth twitched violently, this baby, he is not afraid of the wind when he says big things, and flashes his tongue?

Chasing money and exterminating insects, these two things seem to him to be completely impossible, and if he says it with another mouth, he is afraid that he will already take off his straw sandals and start smoking.

But what this baby said, he has to weigh it......

After what has happened these days, whatever this baby says, Huang Laoxie doesn't dare to take it for granted anymore. His words and deeds, although full of strangeness, proved in the end that almost everything he did was of great benefit to the village, but it could not be used for common sense.

But Huang Laoxie also wondered, what is the use of this baby with these garlic?

He frowned and pondered for a while, and suddenly asked, "Baby, tell me honestly, can you improve this method of using garlic juice to repel insects?" ”

Li Qingshan laughed "poof".

Not to mention improvement, it's just a hanging. This kind of broken garlic juice that treats the symptoms but not the root cause, compared with his own method, is simply competing with the sun and the moon with the light of rice grains, and it is directly crushed so that there will not even be a piece of garlic residue left.

Others didn't dare to speak outrageously, but out of their understanding of their own profession, Li Qingshan still had this confidence, and he was ashamed to say at the moment: "Uncle Huang, this is not an improvement at all, but a revolutionary-life change." With my method, this garlic juice or something will only be forgotten in the corner forever, and from now on, I am afraid that no second person will remember it. ”

Although the tone is extremely rampant, it has a convincing power in his mouth.

Huang Laoxi's old face was a little moved, but he still couldn't believe it, "Baby, don't talk big, I think back then, when the garlic juice method was thought of by people, that person also got a large reward from the government because of it!" ”

Li Qingshan's eyes suddenly lit up: "There is such a thing?" Is the government still so lenient? Can you get money by making a broken garlic juice? ”

"Baby, you don't understand this." Huang Laoxie shook his head, straightened his clothes, and suddenly became poor: "The so-called bright moon is in the sky, and all the water is salty, this method ......"

"What, what, what? Stop! Li Qingshan was most afraid of the ancients coming to this set, "What bright moon, what day, what salty water and fresh water?" Why does this broken garlic juice still break so many things? ”

Huang Laoxie glanced at him with disgust, the meaning was obvious, it was terrible to be uneducated.

"What this means is that there is only one bright moon in the sky, but all the water in the world can reflect a bright moon, so that there will be countless bright moons in the world." Huang Laoxie said patiently, obviously this is not the first time he has done this job.

"I don't understand this anymore......" Li Qingshan was a little big, "No, Uncle Huang, I know that your old man is knowledgeable, but don't give me these crepe sentences, is it good to talk about people?" ”

Huang Laoxie glared angrily, his beard almost stood up, and he said hurriedly: "Baby, do you think the government is short of money and food?" There is no shortage of them! What they lack the most is a good method, because as long as a person suddenly has a brain and comes up with a wonderful method, they can show it to the world, quickly popularize it, and let the people all over the world use it. Just like the bright moon in the sky, although it only has one round, it can conjure countless moon shadows...... Still don't understand? ”

"So I'll get it!" Li Qingshan grinned.

Only then did he understand that the bright moon was in the sky, and it was not difficult to understand it to put it bluntly, summing up the central idea, that is, the government encouraged innovation!

Whoever makes a good invention, as long as it is useful and conducive to promotion, although it is reported, although it is not patented, it is rewarded.

There's a reward!

Li Qingshan is obviously interested, his method is simple and easy to use, which is conducive to promotion, but the effect is to kill that broken garlic juice in seconds, and there should be a little reward at that time, right?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but lean forward: "Uncle Huang, then you just said, what did the government reward for the guy who made this garlic juice last time?" ”

"I haven't seen this with my own eyes, but I heard that it was a lot of money, enough for their family to eat and wear for several years."

Seeing Li Qingshan's expectant face, Huang Laoxie thought about it and said, "It shouldn't be less than a few dozen times." What's up, do you have an idea? ”

"I don't have any ideas, this kind of thing, of course, it's good to have it, and I don't force it if I don't have it."

Although he has some expectations in his heart, his mentality is not bad, and it is not his style to reward him if he doesn't do anything, "The most important thing at the moment is to solve the urgent needs of the villagers first, such a whole village, do nothing, squat in the ground to catch insects, I just promised, Miss Chen didn't agree!" ”

Huang Laoxie was a little surprised: "Why are you still involved with that girl?" ”

"Why doesn't it have anything to do with her? People have received a large number of orders, and they are still waiting for us to supply her quickly, these villagers have caught insects, who is going to get bricks? The deposit has been collected, and there are no bricks for others, so you have to lose a lot of money? ”

Li Qingshan raised his voice when he said this: "When the time comes, will you pay, or will I pay, or will the whole village pay together?" ”

Only then did Huang Laoxie realize the seriousness of the problem, he lowered his head and struggled for a moment, and finally seemed to have finally made a major decision, suddenly raised his head and laughed loudly, attracting the surrounding villagers who were burying their heads in catching aphids.

"Gotcha, thief God, you don't have long eyes anyway, the old man will bet with you!"

"That's right!" Li Qingshan couldn't help but cheer.

I thought it was enough to hang in the air, but it sounded like there was a drama.

Damn, I move with affection, know with reason, induce with profit, coerce with threat, half lobbying and half intimidation, a tongue finally works, this old man is not so easy to fool.

But he didn't talk nonsense about licking bricks, those orders are real, and the deposit is also true, it's really delayed, and you really have to lose money if you don't do it!

According to the deed he signed with Chen Ruolan, if he loses money, he will have to lose half of it, this is something that hurts him, and he must not let it happen!

And the money that the villagers were defrauded can't be counted at all, the money is not much, and I really can't swallow this breath.

Therefore, exterminating insects and chasing money, these two things, no matter how impossible they are, must be done!