Zhao Frame and Wang Lun were so thoughtful that they didn't want to say much. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info After a while, one hundred and eighty people came from outside the door with dishes, flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the water, whether the two of them had seen or not, and slowly set up a table. The two of them couldn't help but salivate when they saw it, and they kept chirping. But the etiquette system is put there, and the two of them can't lose their heads for stuttering, so it's not worth it.

At this time, Chang Yu saw that the dish was almost ready, and let a woman next to her fill the wine glass in her hand and stood up and said, "Ladies and gentlemen." ”

When the ministers saw Chang Yu standing up, they were not chatting, and they all tidied up their clothes, picked up their wine glasses, and stood up. Chang Yu is enjoying the feeling now, once upon a time, these people looked arrogant when they saw themselves, and then look at the present. So Chang Yu deliberately didn't speak right away, and let the ministers stand down for a while. All the ministers also knew in their hearts what kind of medicine was sold in this gourd, and most of them were on fire, but they all dared to be angry and waited below.

Chang Yu squinted his eyes and felt that it was almost over, and then said, "Ahem, thank you for your face, come to my banquet." I'm very happy to have so many people here today. There's a saying that there's nothing fun to be had. Come and tell you to die."

The dead nodded, then bowed to the ministers and said, "It's a pleasure to have friends from afar!" ”

"Yes, yes! For this reason, I specially asked famous chefs from all over the world to add some highlights to tonight's banquet. It's also more of what I usually like to eat, everyone should eat more, and there is a lot of help for everyone in the future when I take the test in the court. Come on, come on, everyone raise a glass and drink wine together! Without waiting for the ministers to pick up the wine glass and dry it first, they deducted the glass to signal that they had finished drinking.

All the ministers bent down together and said, "Respectfully, I will wait!" Then he covered his face with his sleeve and tilted his head to dry.

"Sit and sit, the feast begins, come, come, eat!" With Chang Yu's hand, the ministers did it and chatted while eating. Wang Lun also held back his words, ran to Zhao Frame's side and whispered: "This person's speech and demeanor are all like the cloth clothes in the market, and his words are even more vulgar. He also quoted the words of Confucian Lao Tzu in vain. Amusing! ”

Zhao Frame glared at Wang Lun, this person is strangely going to die today. Usually I hide what I have to say, but today I dare to say anything, it's really fateful. But he couldn't say it directly, so he pointed to a fish on the table and wanted to divert the topic: "What kind of fish is this?" How can there be a tube growing on the door of the head, and the whole body is black, as long as an arm? It's like a fish but it's not like a worm! ”

Wang Lun's attention was really taken away by Zhao Frame, and he was stunned when he looked at it. Then pick up the chopsticks and tear off the piece of meat from the upper body of the fish. I just feel that this meat is very tender and very different from what I have eaten before. "Why isn't it on my table, it's really a delicacy in the world!" It was also at this time that all the ministers were also talking about what this was, and some even said that this was a dragon cub!

After hearing this, Chang Yu squirted out directly from a mouthful of food, "Hahaha, what a dragon cub." ”

A minister seemed to have a good relationship with Chang Yu, and smiled and said, "Let the adults see the joke, I don't know what this is, and please give me some advice!" ”

"Since Ling Qi asked, then I will be ugly." Saying that, he stood up triumphantly, and then ordered two people to pick up the fish and said, "Look, this fish is not available in the territory of the Qin Kingdom." It is also the state of Chu and the state of Qi, but it is not easy to salvage. This fish is called a fish fish, and it grows as big as a human!

Chang Yu said that the eyes of the ministers were straight, and they were full of admiration. Chang Yu's eyes rolled around, and he nodded with satisfaction, "And the meat of this fish is tender, but it needs to be fresh, and this transportation is also quite troublesome." ”

"There is Lord Lao!" I don't know if it was the sycophant who didn't miss any opportunity to pat the ass, and the happy Chang Yu laughed loudly, "Hahaha, it's okay." Look here," he said, pushing the fish away with his chopsticks, and pulling out a tendon from the side of his back. "It's the tendon of the fish, and it's very crispy and creamy to eat. However, because this fish is scarce and difficult to catch, and this time it will be transported to Xianyang, so it can't be one for one person, one for two tables, and everyone can taste it. ”

The ministers were already drooling when they were told by Chang Yu, and they quickly got together at the table to find the fish tendon first, and then gobbled it up. I know that this is a hundred official banquets set up by Chang Yu, and those who don't know think that Hanako will have a meeting.

"Hey, hey, you leave me some," Zhao Frame was squeezed to the side by Wang Lun, who was a little stronger, and could only clip some fishtail meat. Seeing that Wang Lun had eaten that tendon, he couldn't help it.

"Don't squeeze it, I know, keep it for you"

Besides, Chang Yu was also happy to die when she saw the appearance of the ministers. Today, he has enough face, and it can be said that he has the most face since he was born, and he can't help but be complacent and laugh at the high-ranking officials who grabbed food in the front row with wine. Suddenly, Chang Yu didn't know what he thought, "Hey, Ling Qi, don't grab it." Come on, come on, you take my one."

This makes Qi a middle school doctor in the Qin State, and he is also a complete villain, relying on flattery and bribery all the way to get to today's position. I have to say that this kind of person is very popular with Chang Yu, so Chang Yu rewarded him in front of the ministers today to tell others that as long as they follow him, this benefit will definitely be more than others.

Ling Qiyi's eyes were gone, and he stepped forward and said embarrassedly, "The adult is too polite, the villain is enough, the adult, you can taste it." ”

Chang Yu waved his hand, "No, no, no, I'll eat this thing every three or five days." You're tired of it, do you want it? Don't give me to someone else! ”

"If you want it, thank you for the reward." As he spoke, he stepped forward and picked up the fish from the table, looked at the fish and said, "Tut-tut, it's really good." I guess the king has never eaten it. ”

Chang Yu took a sip of wine and laughed, "Hahaha, isn't that?" I'm not bragging, I've eaten more than the king has ever seen. Besides, it stands to reason that this king has to be called Lao Tzu's father, how can there be a son who is more knowledgeable than Lao Tzu! ”

As soon as Chang Yu's words came out, the ministers who shook like a thunderbolt on a sunny day were shocked. Most of them stopped their chopsticks and looked at Chang Yu blankly, according to Qin Law, this is a big crime of the Nine Clans, and everyone present today will have their heads cut off. Wang Lun was even more shocked than the others, and the chopsticks in his hand fell directly into the fish basin, making a piercing collision sound in the silent palace at this time.

"Hahaha, adults are really good at laughing. When the king was young, he called us uncles! Ling Qi laughed out loud for a while.

Chang Yu also knew that he had said the wrong thing, and when he saw that there were steps, he hurriedly stepped on it, patted his head and said, "Oh, yes, yes, yes, but that was all when the king was young, why can't you mention it as courtiers." Seeing that the king is about to reach the age of establishment, why should we have more respect in the future. Is that right? Lingqi? ”

Ling Qi hurriedly held the fish madness and nodded, "Yes, yes, yes, it is negligence, and the adult atonements." ”

Chang Yu pretended to feel grief, "Hey....you said that you are also an old minister of the two dynasties." Forget it, remember your first offense, not next time, otherwise I will be condemned! Go down, and everyone eat. ”

Most of the people who came to the banquet today knew in their hearts how Chang Yu came up, so this person's words were ridiculous, and people also passed with their eyes open and closed. As long as no one talks about it, who can know, and besides, people have the support of the Queen Mother, even if someone talks about it, it won't be shocking to lose his head, no one is stupid to this extent.

But the result was unexpected, there is really such a fool in this palace. The ministers saw that Chang Yu had already found an excuse to turn the matter over, so they pretended to be calm and began to chat and eat, but the atmosphere was obviously different from before. But Wang Lun didn't eat it anymore, and quietly whispered to Zhao Frame, "When will the power of the criminal law be determined by him!" I think this man must be plotting against him! ”

Zhao Qiaojue was just as pitiful as the two, so he always felt that Wang Lun was closer to him, so he didn't want Wang Lun to have any accidents. When pretending to toast, he whispered to Wang Lun, "Don't care, this matter of high-ranking officials and government affairs is not something that petty officials like you and me can decide, don't make a fuss when the fox is not caught!" ”

Wang Lun frowned, glanced around, and found that no one was looking at the two of them, so he whispered, "I won't tell you, I was specially sent by Lord Xiangguo to investigate." You and I are both recommended by Lord Xiangguo, and I don't think you're the kind of thoughtless puppet yet, so I want to call you together! ”

"You don't want to die!" Zhao Frame hurriedly raised his sleeves to block his face.

"Even if a petty official like you and I shout loudly, few people will notice it, and tell you more. Lord Xiangguo has already discussed with the king a plan to deal with Chang Yu, so this person will inevitably die, and most of the people who attend the banquet today will be finished. Lord Xiangguo's original intention was to get rid of Chang Yu's vacant official position to promote them again. Who knew that you came here today! ”

As soon as Zhao Frame heard this, if it was true, then no matter how powerful this Chang Yu was, he would be a grasshopper after the autumn. I remembered that I wanted to have a good future at this banquet, but who knew that it would become like this. couldn't help crying with a sad face, "My family is poor, and I'm also confused for a while!" ”

Wang Lun smiled, "It's okay, you and I will leave right now to see Lord Xiangguo." I'll just say that you went with me because I told you what I planned. Although I will definitely avoid scolding, it is not a loss to be able to hold your life. ”

"But how do we get out now! If you go straight out, it will definitely arouse suspicion. ”

Wang Lun smiled again, and whispered something to Zhao Frame when he pretended to toast, and then the two began to grab the remaining half of the fish on the table.

Xianyang City Xiangguo Mansion inside

"My lord, everything has been arranged, and we will wait for the two of us at this time." A young but extraordinary man approached the chamber of the Prime Minister's Mansion.

"Li Si, do you think these two can really do it? Although Zhao Frame was recommended by me back then, it is difficult to keep his mind unchanged after a few years. ”

Li Si smiled slightly: "My lord, although you are on guard, everything will act according to the plan that Li Si said, and there will be no mistakes!" ”

Lu Buwei glanced at the confident Li Si twice, nodded, walked to a large table, picked up a scroll, sorted out his clothes, and left the lobby.