"Do I have shortcomings?" Bian Luanshan repeated in confusion, "I have shortcomings? ”

"Yes, I must have shortcomings, I must have shortcomings!" He suddenly shouted loudly: "I must have shortcomings to be mistaken by you, it must be like this, it must be like this, it must be like this, it must be like this!" ”

He suddenly ignored his dislocated arm, knelt down and begged bitterly: "Please, Liu Gong, please, tell me my shortcomings, my money, my life, everything I have, you can take it, whatever you want, you just need to tell me where my shortcomings are, let me die and understand, I will always thank you, even if I am killed by you, thank you!" ”

This world-famous liar is like a child begging for a toy at the moment, crying so sadly, so painful. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Attach his arm and let him get up and talk." Liu Gong sat back and instructed the guards.

There are often casualties in military training, so most soldiers know how to deal with injuries such as dislocations. One of the guards whispered, "Bear with it!" After speaking, without waiting for Bian Luanshan to react, the two of them took his arm back on one side.

The process of treating the dislocation was quick and painful, like a sudden explosion, like a grand and passionate death, a sharp pain hit, and then left, without giving him any time to react.

It hurts, but it's fast, and it doesn't hurt much after putting it back on.

The guards brought him a small stool with Huanghuali and asked him to sit on it and listen to Liu Gong, but he still looked at him with fierce eyes, obviously maintaining a sense of vigilance.

Bian Luanshan didn't care about these at all, he didn't even plan to take his own life, how could he care if anyone was spying on him. He just shouted: "Liu Gong, tell me quickly, tell me my weaknesses!" ”

The little fat man who brought him in had already looked at him unpleasantly, and screamed, "You guy, do you still have a little courtesy?" What kind of person is Shizun? You dare to speak out, don't you want to die? ”

Yes, I really don't want to die!

Bian Luanshan thought so in his heart, but he didn't urge again, because he knew that Liu Gong would definitely tell him.

It's his intuition, his instinct.

A subordinate came from outside the door, didn't look at Bian Luan Mountain, poured tea for Liu Gong, and then left briskly. Liu Gong took the teacup and drank a cup, and then said beautifully: "You, you're still too young!" ”

Being said to be young by a person who is eight or nine years younger than himself is not a very good experience, but what can Bian Luanshan say, the form is stronger than others, and he is not good at learning art, so he can only bear it.

"Liu Gong Mingjian, the villain is indeed not good at learning, and he is embarrassed to the master."

"For your sake, I'll tell you a story."

"The villain listens."

"In a part of the world, there is a country called Mao Xiong, this country is good at making warships, and the military is so strong that it is the best in the world, and no one dares to offend. Their warship is called an 'aircraft carrier', which is a militaristic weapon, you can understand it as a kind of large warship. There is also a country called Ah San in this world, they don't have the technology to build aircraft carriers, but they want aircraft carriers, so they go to find woolly bears. These two countries have had a grudge, for example, Mao Xiong once lent money to Ah San, but Ah San took advantage of the disintegration of the Mao Bear country to give the loan to black, this process is 'dollars into rubles', you don't have to understand, just know that they have a grudge. ”

Mao Xiong knew that Ah San had a request for himself, and he was overjoyed, and finally found a chance to take revenge! So, they found an old aircraft carrier and sent someone to tell Ah San that we have an aircraft carrier, which originally cost seven million silver, and now it will be given to you for free, and you only need to spend a little money on maintenance, how about it? Ah San was overjoyed, and hurriedly signed the contract, ready to accept it. ”

"How do you know that this time you can win the plan, this aircraft carrier does not need money, but maintenance costs money, and it is millions of silver, but this money is not spent, after all, there will be an aircraft carrier if it is spent! As a result, this repair has been more than ten years, and Mao Xiong has continued to ask Ah San for tens of millions of silver under reasonable or unreasonable excuses such as "personnel salary", "equipment price increase", "material price increase", "Lao Tzu's willfulness is to increase prices"! You also know that if this person is not fooled, if he is fooled and spends money, he must make up for the money, otherwise the previous money will be spent in vain, which is similar to a gambler losing money like turning a book! Therefore, Ah San spent more than 30 million dollars of silver before and after, which was five or six times more than the previous money to buy the aircraft carrier, and only then did he pull the aircraft carrier back! ”

"But this aircraft carrier came back and was not at ease, but there was a fire on the way, and Mao Xiong's excuse was that 'this ship used Chinese materials', so it caught fire, don't blame me, and asked Ah San for a maintenance fee!"

After telling the story, Liu Gong asked Bian Luanshan with a smile: "Look at this hairy bear, is it particularly black-hearted?" ”

Bian Luanshan has long been shocked by this miraculous deception, and he said to himself: "Deceive with the power of a country, move people's hearts with small profits, hide them with traps, and when they are made by me, then they will be taken by the cause, and if they are led by profit, then they will be made by me, and I will take their goods!" Isn't this the "Book of Deception" that the master taught me! It turns out that whether it is this country or a person, the principles of this world are all the same, they are all the same! He felt that he understood a great truth, and was so overjoyed that he sat down on the little stool and danced with his hands, and if it had not been for the pressure of the guards on him, he would have jumped up and screamed wildly.

Seeing this, the little fat man couldn't help but pout, and sneered: "Shizun knows the major events in the world, and your little ability to deceive those stupid officials and businessmen is almost the same, and now you come here to cheat, it's just a big knife in front of Guan Gong, and you can't do it yourself!" ”

Bian Luanshan suddenly lay on the ground, his buttocks pouted high, and he threw himself on the ground and said loudly: "The villain already knows that the problem is!" The villain finally knows what the problem is! ”

Liu Gong said in surprise: "Before the official said it, you already guessed it?" Well, you can talk about it, if you say it well, the official will be rewarded! ”

"The villain doesn't want Liu Gong to reward, I just ask Liu Gong to tell the villain a few more scams, so that the villain can have a long experience!"

"If you want to say it, you will say it, what nonsense you are!" The little fat man screamed again.

"Okay, you can say it, the official agreed."

Bian Luanshan immediately shook his spirits and said loudly: "In the eyes of the villain, the biggest problem of the villain is that he has no foundation and is too weak!" ”

"Oh? Kind of interesting, go ahead! ”

Seeing that he had received the initial permission, Bian Luanshan said even more happily: "The villain thinks about it, thinks about the Mao Bear Country, they pit Ah San for tens of millions of silver, what a lot of money is this, no matter how stupid a person is, he has to know that he has been deceived, how can Ah San give up!" But you also said that the military strength of this Mao Xiong country is in the world, and no one dares to offend, so Ah San can only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, and he can't say anything about his suffering! If you say that Xingbing is offended, you will never dare! The villain cheats, succeeds in one blow, and escapes thousands of miles, and he never dares to cheat and set up a game in the same place many times, but the hairy bear dare, because they have a strong military and have no fear! Therefore, the problem of the villain is that he is too weak, and when he encounters a stupid, stupid, and incapable person, he can still get a little cheap, if he meets a character like Liu Gong, it is a pig and a sheep who walk into the slaughterhouse and kill themselves with one foot! ”

"Well, that's right!" Liu Gong smiled and said, "Bian Luanshan, you already know your problem, you can come to me in a few days, and I will tell you a few stories, which can be regarded as a reward." Just, what are your plans for the future? ”

"Intended?" Bian Luanshan was stunned for a moment, and then rejoiced: "You won't kill me?" ”

"I said, you didn't cause me damage, there are countless people in the world who want to deal with me, how can I kill it, so, I'm too lazy to touch you. As long as you don't bother me, I'll even let you continue with the glass business!" ”

Bian Luanshan was ecstatic, he was just about to kowtow to thank him, when he suddenly blessed his heart and thought of something.

Something about his life's work.

He suddenly knelt on the ground and shouted loudly: "Liu Gong, Bian Luanshan is willing to serve you, with your power, with my ability, we will definitely be able to work together to make a career, I'm afraid that it will be a trivial matter to deceive the world together!" ”

"Oh? What do you think? But the official is not short of money or people, why do you have to look for you? ”

This was not a refusal at all, but just the determination to investigate Bian Luan Mountain, so he immediately said: "Liu Gong, you also know that there are some things in this world that can be said but not done, and some things can be done but cannot be said. You are a model in the world, and some dirty work cannot be done in person, so those who will get your hands dirty can do it for you! If you want to do big things, you can't do without people like villains, villains want to realize their lifelong dreams, and they can't do without the support of adults. ”

Even if he is reduced to a prisoner, Bian Luanshan still speaks so confidently, this is because he knows that even if he is at the end of his rope, he still has a strong ability, as long as he finds a perfect master, he can subvert the world!

It's his self-confidence.

And the perfect host, in front of him, there is such a person.

"It's funny what you think. I won't hide it from you, you have a great appetite for me, I need someone like you! However, let's not do your kind of petty fight in the future, cheat thousands at a time, tens of thousands of silver can't satisfy my appetite at all, we want to make it bigger, and if we want to do it, we will put all the rich and noble people in the world in it at one time! ”

"Please make it public, the villain must saddle the horse and do his best!" Bian Luanshan was so excited that he was already trembling a little, his lifelong dream, even something he never dared to imagine, was about to come true, how could he not be happy!

This is the power of official deception, and no one can resist it!

Liu Gong smiled mysteriously: "Have you ever heard of orchids?" (To be continued.) )