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Heavenly punishment chased him to kill him, and then entered the battle area, and was entangled by himself before surrendering, and then ran out together. After the romance debuted and ran out, this product actually said that he was protecting the third sister and was deeply in love with the third sister......
Long Xiaoqi admitted that he had encountered many bloody things, but none of them were more bloody than this. It's not dog blood anymore, and it's bloody.
"What if I accidentally die?" Long Xiaoqi bit his cigarette and glared at the heavenly punishment.
"You're going to die?" Heavenly Punishment shook his head and smiled: "Everyone will die, you will not die." I know everything you've ever done before, and every time you've been checkmate. Although I don't have faith, I still believe in luck. Obviously, you're the lucky kind of person like me. ”
Luck is something that cannot be seen or touched, some people believe in it, and some people don't. Because it's useless to believe in this thing, if it's just luck, no one can make it to the end.
"You can't deny the element of luck on the battlefield, some soldiers will die as soon as they enter the battlefield, and some soldiers can survive the indiscriminate bombardment, if this is not luck, then what is luck?" Heavenly Punishment stared at Long Xiaoqi's eyes, nodded heavily, and said, "Believe me, most of the survival on the battlefield is luck. I've been on the battlefield for decades and know this kind of luck all too well. ”
For this, Long Xiaoqi admitted.
Luck is hard to say elsewhere, but it's true on the battlefield. The best, the best, and the most powerful in peacetime may not survive even a minute when they enter the battlefield; The one who is usually the most afraid of death, the most timid, and the worst may be able to survive from beginning to end.
Guns don't have long eyes, and whoever hits them is unlucky.
"Don't tell me so much luck, you want to kill me anyway. Hunt me at the beginning, try to kill me when you get to the combat area, and finally I have to die with you to get my life back, right? Long Xiaoqi squinted his eyes and spewed smoke through his nostrils.
"It's just to see how far you go, to see if you can stay alone in Divine Punishment." Heavenly Punishment smiled and said, "I know that you have experienced the test of Heavenly Punishment Hidden Killing, and just now it was my test for you. ”
"Phew!" Long Xiaoqi spat out a mouthful of blood.
He's seen shameless, but he's never seen such a shameless one.
"What, don't believe it? Hehe......"
"Believe, believe!" Long Xiaoqi nodded, and said to Heavenly Punishment with a smile: "You mean that you want to be my brother-in-law, right?" ”
"Yes, that's right!" Heavenly Punishment nodded heavily and smiled: "If this is not the case, is it necessary for me to test you?" ”
Long Xiaoqi had a feeling of scratching his heart, and he suddenly felt that the punishment of heaven was a joke. Although he is very strong on the real battlefield, he is no different from a comic now.
"Xiao He, you know, right? One of the bosses of the former divine punishment. ”
"Of course I know, he and Third Sister Long are good friends." Heavenly Punishment nodded and said, "Although I didn't join their circle, I still know a little. ”
"It's good to know, I thought you didn't know." Long Xiaoqi said with a deep face: "Then do you know that Xiao He has always wanted to have a relationship with my third sister?" Do you know how he got past me? Maybe you don't know, but you have to know one thing, that is, who my third sister is going to marry, it's not what she says, but what I say. ”
Heavenly Punishment was stunned for a moment, he had never heard of such a statement. Isn't love free? Why does the younger brother have to decide who the sister marries? It's weird.
"Feels weird, doesn't it? That's right, in our family, if both parents die, the girl has to listen to the boy in the family. The old and the young are worried, and the old and young are in charge, so of course I can decide who my third sister will marry. If I can't find a suitable one, I'll marry my third sister by myself, understand? ”
Long Xiaoqi began to talk nonsense, opening his mouth to talk nonsense.
"And this custom?" Heavenly punishment means incomprehensible.
"Yes, that's the custom. But I think Xiao He is not bad, people have money and status, no matter where they go, they can be called Mr. Xiao. Also, whether Xiao He goes to the White House or Buckingham Palace, he will receive the highest courtesy. I take the liberty of asking, what do you have? Money? Status? Or can you get my approval after being punched three times by me like Xiao He? Hehe......"
Hehe is usually followed by two words: stupid.
Long Xiaoqi rushed to the sky to punish him, which means that scolding the heavens is stupid.
"I ...... I don't have any money, and I don't have much status, but I can protect Third Sister Long. As for getting your approval...... Heavenly Punishment thought for a moment and said, "What Mr. Xiao can do, of course I can do." Now I'm going to let you punch me three times to prove that I'm right. ”
Heavenly Punishment stood up and walked in front of Long Xiaoqi.
"Bang!"
Long Xiaoqi burst out and smashed his fist in the face of Heavenly Punishment.
The nosebleed flowed down instantly, and the heavenly punishment was smashed to the ground by Long Xiaoqi's circle, and the whole person was a little stunned.
"Ah...... Your fists are heavy, but it's okay, I can hold it. ”
Heavenly punishment shook his head and stood up again, pointed to his face, and motioned for Long Xiaoqi to continue.
"Bang!"
Another punch passed, and Long Xiaoqi saw his fist kissing on the cheek of Heavenly Punishment, and saw blood splashing in all directions.
"Oh......"
Heavenly punishment bent down in pain.
At this moment, Long Xiaoqi made a violent hook to the jaw of Heavenly Punishment.
"Smack!"
With this punch, the whole person was picked up and flew up, slammed on the ground and convulsed.
Three punches, one punch heavier than the other, especially the last hook, made Heavenly Punishment feel like his jaw bone was going to shatter. But his ability to resist blows is very strong, and his bones are fine, but he can't get up after being beaten.
Long Xiaoqi couldn't bear to fight, because it was a bit too cruel to treat a tease like this.
This Nima is the punishment of heaven? Brains in water, right?!
"Uh......" Heavenly Punishment struggled to get up, and stretched out his hand to Long Xiaoqi while bleeding from his nose: "Now officially introduce me, my name is James, I am from Denmark, I have noble royal blood, I ......"
"I don't want to have a mixed-race nephew who bounces up and down and calls me uncle every day, you know?" Long Xiaoqi squinted his eyes and said, "So don't talk nonsense with me there, come on, we haven't finished fighting yet." ”
"I won't fight you, because you can't beat me." Heavenly Punishment shook his head.
"I wasn't the one who surrendered." Long Xiaoqi spit out a sentence.
"That's a test for you!" Heavenly punishment smiled.
"Didn't you say you were going back to kill? If you can take out that guy who ordered it, I'll give you a chance. Long Xiaoqi said with a smile.
Hearing this, Heavenly Punishment turned around and charged away, disappearing into the mountain in the blink of an eye.
I...... Depend on......
Long Xiaoqi was convinced, he really couldn't figure out the thinking of this heavenly punishment.
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