Chapter 2 No grass grows within five meters
As a die-hard fan of online novels, Chen Xiao knows the brains of online writers very well.
Especially for new authors who have just entered the industry, the brain hole is even bigger and outrageous.
The brain hole is big, and the writing is still scum......
Thinking of this, Chen Xiao didn't dare to have any extravagant hopes.
Not to mention what kind of cheat you want!
What if my own author is big, and on a whim, he arranges for himself what has never been done before?
Then he may become the most tragic male pig's foot in online novels.
Just when Chen Xiao was about to open his mouth to stop the author, it was already too late.
In the void, the author's big and faint voice exploded in Chen Xiao's mind.
"It should be good that there is no grass five meters away, well, let's arrange it like this. ”
From the author's big tone, Chen Xiao can conclude that the author has no intention of discussing it with him at all.
But that doesn't mean you have to compromise.
In any case, it is necessary to fight for it.
"The author greatly ...... The author is big, can you hear me?" Chen Xiao said weakly again.
"You can hear me, what's wrong?"
"That's the case, just now I overheard you say that there is no grass within five meters, is this the golden finger you gave me?"
"yes, doesn't that sound amazing? ”
The author's smirk came to his mind again, and Chen Xiao didn't have to think about it to know that the author had fallen into his own crookedness again, and he still couldn't extricate himself.
The more this is the case, the more worried Chen Xiao is that the author will come up with something.
Regarding the author's big mouth, there is not a single grass within five meters, he must figure out what it means.
"It's pretty impressive. ”
First of all, Chen Xiao, who is well versed in the art of speaking, first gave the so-called author a big blow, and then suddenly made a sharp turn, so that the author was able to answer his doubts in the subsequent plot development.
"It's just that I don't quite understand what you mean by not growing grass within five meters. ”
As soon as this was mentioned, the author went on the spot, and talked a lot about it.
From Chen Xiao's character design to the general plot of the plot, he didn't cut into the theme for a long time.
At this moment, Chen Xiao was already desperate.
"Author, can you tell me what is the lack of grass within five meters?"
"Yes, yes, it's coming soon, don't worry, it's going to be there soon!"
Although he said that it would be there soon, Chen Xiao didn't believe the author's big nonsense at all.
Sure enough, everything was as Chen Xiao expected.
The author was very hard to instill in himself the original intention and concept of writing a novel, and also talked about his dreams.
In short, it has nothing to do with what Chen Xiao wants.
In the author's big fragmented thoughts, Chen Xiao has fallen for a whole day.
What is the concept of a falling day?
Chen Xiao didn't know.
Chen Xiao only remembered that the third princess Loki in the Thor 3 movie was already dying or alive when she fell for half an hour.
But he fell for a whole day.
He felt that he was lucky not to die.
Compared with the third princess, what is he worth, he is at least a god!
He's just a tragic fiction male pig's foot, and the reason why he hasn't died may be because he's a dummy.
With Chen Xiao's shallow cognition, it can only be explained in this way.
A day later, Chen Xiao also changed from calm and calm at the beginning to a dead heart.
Originally, he thought that based on the speed of his fall and his own weight, he would soon be able to hit the bottom.
But the author did not give himself this opportunity.
Otherwise, according to Chen Xiao's calculations, he should have broken through the earth a long time ago, wandered to outer space, or become space junk.
In a cold and hungry state, Chen Xiao just wanted to die.
"The author is big, you give me a good time, write me to death, okay. In the dark, Chen Xiao made a big application to the author in a voice that bordered on despair.
"Why would you do that?"
"Author, I want to give you an immature little suggestion?"
"What's the little suggestion?" the author asked, greatly puzzled.
Immediately afterwards, the author ushered in Chen Xiaosheng's tearful accusation.
"The author is big, I have a showdown with you as a male pig's foot, although I am just a character in your pen, but I also have to have a minimum of human rights, you also have to have the most basic respect for your characters, I don't know if you have read such a novel, that is, the author's pen was written by the author's soul to death, looking for the author's revenge story. ”
"It's okay, I'm not afraid, after all, it's just a novel, and besides, if I don't write you to death, you don't have to look for me, right!"
When he landed, the author's big sentence made Chen Xiao unable to refute.
Yes, in the world of fiction, the author is equivalent to the creator, and according to the rules of the world, the creator has the right to destroy the world.
How can a small person's words be overturned?
"Besides, your hard life is coming to an end. ”
"It's going to end?"
The author's big words made Chen Xiao's eyes light up, and he suddenly saw the hope of life.
According to the author's big meaning, his golden finger doesn't seem to be as bad as he imagined.
"Well, it's coming to an end, now that I've prepared the golden finger for you, I must have thought about the next plot. ”
"And what does it mean that I have a golden finger?"
Goldfinger is still the focus of Chen Xiao's attention.
Because a good gold finger is the beginning of a good book.
As long as the book is good and goes for a long time, you can live for a longer period of time and let more readers know you.
"That's, that's it, how to tell you, your golden finger has a lot to do with your person, aren't you an unlucky guy in my setting? I thought about it for a while, since we were unlucky from the beginning, we might as well be unlucky to the end, wouldn't it be more fun to let everyone who approaches you be unlucky because of you?"
Your sister!
After a big wave of explanations by the author, Chen Xiao finally understood what it meant that there was no grass growing within five meters.
Does co-authoring mean that anyone within five meters of oneself is unlucky?
Isn't this the rhythm of being lonely and old?
The author's heart is too dark!
"The author is great, I am not convinced!"
Chen Xiao, who reacted, happened as soon as possible, accusing the author of being unfair to himself.
"I'm not convinced, I'm happy to write like this, can you handle it?"
The sound of chattering in his head made Chen Xiao seem to have seen the author's stinky face.
"You're a cow, you have the ability to report your name, see how I made you a eunuch!"
"Pick me up, I'm afraid you're impatient, remember me, my name is Eagle Zhan Changkong, I'm waiting for you to come to me!"
As soon as the author's words fell, Chen Xiao felt his body slam and fell firmly to the ground......