Chapter 17: Beast King Wine
When the sheep was roasted, everyone knelt down and sat down at the table.
However, the relatives were still unsatisfied, and they exchanged their heads and ears, praising Lu Bu's miraculous birth and the bravery of the previous war sheep.
"Hahaha, friends and relatives, everyone toast together, the first cup of toast to my cloth." Huang Guangyao was in high spirits, holding a wine glass and smiling at everyone in the hall.
"!" Relatives raised their glasses and replied loudly.
"!" Lu Liang also replied happily, full of face.
"Just do it!" Lu Bu was overjoyed, looked at the glass of wine in front of him and licked his mouth, it's been ten years! Now he is finally allowed to drink by his mother.
To be precise, after the birthday greetings, the women were all arranged to sit in the backyard of the cubicle, and without the Huang family's Hedong Lion Niang by his side, Lu Buke had to seize the time to indulge and indulge.
"I wish my father-in-law a prosperous business every year and a healthy season." Lu Liang said heroically and did it all.
Huang Guangyao was overjoyed when he heard this, "Father-in-law also wishes you to be brave and invincible, and you have done many miraculous feats." ”
"Giggles!" Lu Bu hiccuped at the moment, looked at his empty cup with blushing cheeks, and smiled, "Hmm! Good wine, come on! Come with Master Ben again, and have a pot. ”
Lu Liang shook his head when he saw it, "This kid is still secretly drinking." ”
Huang Guangyao walked to Lu Bu's side and looked at Lu Bu, who had already turned to Lu Bu in a daze, "Hehe, Bu'er!" How's this wine going? ”
"Good! It's better than Moutai, and it's more fragrant than Wuliangye. Lu Bu gave a thumbs up, "It's just a little bloody, it feels like it's mixed with blood and wine." ”
"Moutai? Wuliangye? Huang Guangyao was confused and turned his head to look at Lu Liang.
Lu Liang also shook his head, for Lu Bu from time to time to say some words or words that he didn't understand, he had been used to being a father for ten years.
"Hehe, what kind of wine is this grandpa? I felt like my whole body was getting so energetic that I wanted to. Lu Bu blushed and smiled at Huang Guangyao.
"This is called Beast King Wine, and it is made from the body bones of a hundred kinds of fierce beasts! It is my Huang family's unique secret system, which has the miraculous effect of strengthening the body, your father was hit by the Huns' poisonous arrows, and the military doctors couldn't cure it, and drank my Hundred Beast King wine, and the poison was detoxified in just seven days, and even the external injuries were healed. Huang Guangyao replied, pointing to the red wine in his cup.
After hearing this, Lu Bu looked at his father, Lu Liang, and said with a drunken smile, "Hehe, grandfather!" Don't lie to me, how can there be such a magical wine in the world. If in our time, you are deceiving consumers, you will be reported. ”
"Ahem! Bu'er, I see you're drunk, go to your mother's. Lu Liang was slightly angry, afraid that Lu Bu would continue to make trouble like this and say something disrespectful.
Huang Guangyao was said to be a liar, but he was even happier, "Bu'er is right if you don't believe it, the people in the entire Hongwan County and Wuyuan County, I'm afraid that only your father and your mother believe it now." Didn't you say there was blood in this wine before? I'll tell you a secret, it's actually the blood you caught before you caught it. ”
"Uh, sheep's blood!" After hearing this, Lu Bu looked at the cup of Beast King wine, and suddenly felt a little nauseous, coupled with the strength of the wine, he fainted drunk.
"Huh?" Lu Liang hugged Lu Bu, who was asleep, and asked, "Father-in-law!" Is this the secret of your Beastmaster wine? ”
"Hahaha!" Huang Guangyao laughed and glanced at all the guests, "After the banquet is over, let's talk behind closed doors with our families, Lu Liang, you don't have to rush back to Wuyuan County tonight to go on patrol, right?" ”
"Back to my father-in-law! Today, I asked my eldest brother Lu Chen to take care of it, so my son-in-law can stay for one night. Lu Liang replied with a smile, with a happy look, guarding the frontier all year round, as a general, it is rare to have such a day off, so he is naturally happy.
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"Smack!"
A small slap slapped on Lu Bu's thick arm, and the muscles did not move at all.
"Mother, you tap! It hurts! Lu Bu called.
"Hmph, you kid knows it still hurts?" Huang turned on the Hedong lion roar mode, "Tell you kid to dare to drink next time?" ”
"Mother, it's only natural for boys to drink. And the eldest sister, second sister, and third sister at home have all taken me to drink secretly, so it's not a big deal! Lu Bu also replied.
"What!" When Huang heard the news, he looked up and looked at the four daughters in front of him, all of whom were stupid.
"Yikes! Eldest sister, you are so partial, you take your younger brother to drink, and you don't call me! Lu Lanxing also complained at the moment, it was simply adding fuel to the fire.
Lu Hongying, Lu Baiyu and Lu Qingteng suddenly felt bad, and they quickly turned around and wanted to slip away.
"Bang!" Huang slammed the table, and the lion roared, "You still want to slip away?" Kneel down for the old lady. ”
The three sisters also knelt down and said in unison, "Mother, we were wrong!" ”
"That's it!" Lu Lanxing was laughing at the moment, and he still had a feeling of schadenfreude, "Hehe, look! Fortunately, I didn't steal wine with you, mother, I'll be good! ”
"You also kneel down for the old lady." Huang shouted.
"Ahh Why? Lu Lanxing also shouted coquettishly, "I didn't steal wine with them." ”
"Hee-hee, fourth sister! You call it an attempt to drink, come and kneel to me, and you will kneel clean. Lu Bu also stood up as he said and made way for Lu Lanxing.
Lu Lanxing was also helpless, and also knelt down, "Mother, I was wrong too." ”
"Hey!" Huang sighed at the moment, looking at the four older and older daughters in front of him, now the eldest daughter Lu Hongying is 19 years old, because of being in the side and her male personality, there are almost zero people who come to propose marriage, which has become a problem for Huang's heart; However, Lu Liang was not in a hurry, and said that it was good to be a female general, so angry that the Huang family was half dead.
The second daughter Lu Baiyu and the third daughter Lu Qingteng are also 17 years old, and they are almost at the age when it is time to talk about marriage, what should I do about the marriage of these three daughters?
The youngest Lu Lanxing is okay, only one year older than Lu Bu, 11 years old this year, but he follows Lu Bu all over the mountains and fields all day long, and he doesn't look like a lady at all, and the Huang family is estimated to be difficult to marry.
"Mother, are you worried about the marriage of your four sisters again?" Lu Bu is also clever, and Huang's mind has long been understood by him over the years.
"Hey! Oh, yes! Huang also sighed again, "If you can show a little bit of everyone's beautiful appearance, don't dance knives and guns all day long, and inherit the stunning beauty of your mother......"
"The threshold of our family must have been flattened by the proposed person a long time ago." The four daughters took it in one bite, and they are already familiar with Huang's classic lines in the past two years.
Lu Bu laughed at this moment, "Mother! Don't worry, the marriage of my sisters will be handed over to me, and I will definitely find the best men in the Three Kingdoms for them. ”
"Three Kingdoms?" Lu Hongying was also puzzled, "Brother, you are from the Three Kingdoms and the Three Kingdoms all these years, where are these Three Kingdoms?" There is now a Han Dynasty in the world. ”
"Huh!" Lu Bu felt that he was cheap again about this question, "Hehe, hey! I'm dizzy again, grandpa's wine is so powerful, what brand is it? I'll have to ask! ”
As he spoke, Lu Bu pulled his legs and slipped away.
"Huh? One, two, three, four! Huang came back to his senses at this moment, and counted the kneeling child, "Huh? What does it feel like one less person? ”
The four daughters glanced at Huang, "Mother, my brother has already slipped away!" ”
"What! This guy can't be angry with me! Huang rolled up his sleeves and inserted them on his waist, judging from the experience of the past ten years, generally Huang has such a move, it is to use force; And generally Lu Bu slipped away, and the ones who suffered must be the substitute sisters.
And when Huang turned around and was about to start teaching the disobedient daughters, the whole room was empty.
"Do you want to rebel?" Huang screamed, echoing throughout the courtyard, but he also understood more in his heart that the children were growing up day by day, and they would eventually leave her, and she was also old and should give the children more freedom now.
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