Chapter 26: Invitations
"I smile proudly, I smile proudly......" Cheng Wu happily followed the ministers out of the side hall, happily holding the holy decree given by the emperor just now, humming a song in his mouth, carried by two people behind everyone. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
With this thing in your hand, you will be much safer at home in the future, not afraid of those martial arts masters, no matter how good your martial arts are, you can knock him down with one shot, and after you move into your new home, you can buy a pistol online and put it at home with a pistol or AK, and see who dares to come over, and kill him with one shot.
This was what Cheng Wu thought about at the time, so he took a set of saddle stirrups out to exchange with the emperor, which was really a wise decision! Cheng Wu was glad that he was able to come up with such a wise method so quickly in that situation just now.
"I really can't bear to hit you" Yu Chi Baolin looked at his brother Cheng Wu who was sitting on a stretcher so happy, walking side by side, he had to say, he really didn't want everyone to look at his brother like a fool, and now he had to explain it to Cheng Wu.
"What do you mean?" Cheng Wu found that something was really wrong, since he made this wise request to the emperor just now, everyone looked at him with such eyes, thinking about it carefully, it was really a bit weird.
"The problem is, this holy decree in your hand now is superfluous, as redundant as taking off your pants and farting, the law of the Tang Dynasty clearly stipulates that the owner of a person who is good at breaking into a private house can kill him." Yu Chi Baolin spread her hands and said indifferently.
What the! And this, why don't you know, just now I thought how smart I was, and I was still complacent, no wonder everyone around me just now looked at themselves with a kind of loser, a fool's eyes, it turns out that now the Tang Dynasty has already had this clear law, when did the ancients become so civilized? No wonder the emperor promised so neatly just now, and smiled so happily, it turned out to be like this. I thought he was so wise just now, but it turned out that the problem was here.
"Why didn't you tell me just now, even if you gave me a hint, it's still not a brother, you just watched me perform there like a monkey, hey, it's a shame." Cheng Wu was very shameless, and said with his hands covering his face, raising his hand to lose this holy decree that was just now his eyesight treasure.
"In that case, how can you ask me to give you a hint, you don't want me to do it." Yu Chi Baolin whispered. Let me blatantly make small moves in front of the emperor, without the emperor himself, my own Lao Tzu will break his leg first.
"What are you going to do" Seeing Cheng Wu raise his hand and want to throw away the holy decree, Yu Chi Baolin asked in fear.
"Of course I threw it away, it's useless now, if I don't throw it away, will I go back and raise the cubs," Cheng Wu said regretfully.
"You don't want to live, lose the holy decree, people can't ask for it if they want to, do you know what kind of crime it is to lose the holy decree, that is to connect the two clans, and now this is the palace, you are too bold." Yu Chi Baolin hurriedly stopped Cheng Wu from making such a suicidal move. I thought to myself, why does my brother, who usually seems to be very smart, look so stupid now, what is the holy decree, what is it, you say you will lose it? Where is the emperor's face placed?
"No..., I ......" Cheng Wu was speechless for a while by Yu Chi Baolin, indeed, this is the palace, the territory of the emperor, you so blatantly discarded the things that people gave you so casually, Li Er knew what to think, and he had the heart to kill himself.
"Then I'll go back and let the emperor change it, it's always okay, right?" Cheng Wu said and wanted to turn to the Taiji Hall behind him to return.
When Yu Chi Baolin heard Cheng Wu's words, she was also startled, and quickly stopped it, took Cheng Wu's hand and persuaded her: "You don't want to live anymore, how can the holy decree be changed when it is said to be changed, you think you are going to the East Market to buy things, and if you don't like it, you can change it, what's wrong with you today, could it be that you were beaten stupid by those three people in prison last night?" ”
"Is that all there is to it? My saddle, my stirrups, that's my work? Cheng Wu wailed quietly, and all that was left was to beat his hands and feet. As for whether it is Cheng Wu's hard work, only Cheng Wu himself knows.
"Come on, in front of the emperor, suffering is a blessing, how many people want to suffer in front of the emperor without that blessing, you kid will be content." Wei Chigong didn't know when he appeared behind the two, and when he heard Cheng Wu's words, he patted Cheng Wu on the shoulder and said.
Cheng Wu suddenly felt that a heavy hammer had slammed into his left shoulder, if it weren't for Cheng Wu's strong body, with those injuries last night, this shot would have to shoot Cheng Wu back to the 21st century.
Come on, let's accept our fate, let's go, we were taken advantage of by the emperor, let's thank him, hey, what is this called?
Just now, these people have seen Yu Chi Baolin's war horse nailed with a horseshoe and the saddle and stirrup on the back of the horse painted by Cheng Wu for the emperor, those who are happy, those who are shocked, after seeing this horseshoe, most of the people present are from some military generals, even if they are not military generals, such as Du Ruhui and others are also people who have often dealt with war horses, they all know how important this small piece of iron is to the current Tang Dynasty, it is not too much to say, it is not too much to call it the important weapon of the country, This is a secret weapon, and I believe that as soon as the war starts in the future, as soon as the time comes, it can deal a devastating blow to the enemy.
came out of the hall, everyone also greeted Cheng Wu politely, and then left one after another, looking at the backs of these people, Cheng Wu sighed, these famous ministers and fierce generals of the Zhenguan Dynasty, none of them are simple characters, all of them are like, when they are okay in the future, it is better to stay away from them, these are some guys who eat people and don't spit out bones, especially the eldest grandson Wuji, who is very insidious, in his previous life, he was mentioned in the novel, and he was called the eldest grandson Yinren, You can imagine it.
was carried all the way left and right, and came to the house of Chi Gong, the inner lieutenant of Anyi Fang, Cheng Wu planned to live in his brother's house recently, Cheng Wu did not feel anything strange, he was alone, it was also very convenient, the match did not have a single, it was very convenient, and he could move in with his bag.
"Uncle Cheng, Uncle Li, the little nephew has just returned from overseas, and he brought a few bottles of high-quality wine, not in Xiaoyang Village, and after a few days, the little nephew will be in good health, so he will go and get it back, and taste it with all the uncles. If it's convenient, then we will go to Uncle Wei Chi's mansion together, I don't know if the two uncles will not appreciate their faces. When Cheng Wu was about to separate from Cheng Yanjin and Li Ji, Cheng Wu made an invitation and invited the two of them to gather together in Weichi's mansion.
As for good wine, can you have it, as long as you point a little finger on your mobile phone, there are more in the online shopping platform, and the degree is not at the bottom, Cheng Wu has planned it, and the degree will be 58 degrees, so that these so-called heroes of the Wagang Army can experience the wine from a thousand years later. It's just that now the phone is not on Cheng Wu's body, and it is still hidden by Cheng Wu in Uncle Yang's house in Xiaoyang Village, so I have to go back and get it.
"Okay, since you and Jingyang are friends, then in the future, I will call you a nephew, uh, the good wine brought from overseas, it makes the mouth water, and it is not ordinary when you think about it, the nephew can send someone to the house to leave a message at that time, and there is also, you young people, you should move around more." After Li Ji heard Cheng Wu's words, he remembered what the emperor had done to Cheng Wu today, so he immediately commensurate himself with his nephew, and hinted that Cheng Wu would go over to play with Li Zhen.
"Haha, it's easy to say, nephew just prepare good wine and meat, and tell me then, I Lao Cheng will come over in person, eat the poor Wei Chi, but this one must be fast, I can't let you Uncle Cheng and I wait too long, uh, in this way, tomorrow I will send a few people with more strength to come over and carry you back to Xiaoyang Village to get some wine? Look, these servants of the Weichi family have thin arms and legs, like a girl, where can they get the strength of our Cheng family's house, why don't you go with your Uncle Cheng to live in our Cheng family. Cheng Yanjin laughed out loud when he heard that there was good wine and it was "imported", and he didn't forget to sarcastically say that Wei Chi Gong had made today's good things all his father and son take advantage of.
"Cheng Blind, you are brave enough to say it again, see that I don't break the leg of your defeated general." As soon as Wei Chigong heard Cheng Wu say that his servant was not good, his hair exploded, and he rode on a horse and pointed at Cheng Biting Jin's nose and scolded.
"Thank you Uncle Cheng for your kindness, but don't be in such a hurry, my nephew's injury is not yet good, let's talk about it when it gets better in a few days, and then there will be enough good wine and meat!" I'm afraid that when Uncle Cheng gets drunk and makes a fool of himself, don't blame the little nephew. Cheng Wu hurriedly said that although he said that his whole body was almost fine, he still wanted to rest for a few days.
"I Lao Cheng never knew what it meant to be drunk when I was drunk, and I thought that when I was in Wagang, who didn't know my name as a general," Cheng said with a sigh of relief.