Chapter Eighty-Four: Envoy to Chuzhou
Zhu Chongba opened the package, and when he looked at it, he didn't understand it, and when he shook it open, it was not only creepy.
A miserable whole piece of human skin, from head to toe, without a trace of damage, look at that face, it's not Li Chun'er, or who is it?
Shi Nai'an is a heroic man in the rivers and lakes, and in his novels, he is 'digging people's hearts and drinking at every turn', which is also related to his real experience, traveling the rivers and lakes, and seeing a lot.
He almost lost Luzhou City because of this Li Chun'er, and he was so resentful in his heart that he personally grabbed a knife and skinned Li Chun'er alive.
"Burn a pot of wastewater, he skinned my brother, and I cooked his envoy aliveβset down a sword and axe array, and bring that envoy up!" Zhu Chongba gritted his teeth and said.
Zhu Chongba saw a thin Confucian man in his fifties walking into his Chinese army tent, and the old man was a little bold, and he just wanted to attack, but he saw that the old man spoke first.
"Haha!" Shi Nai'an saw the human skin discarded in the ground, guessed Zhu Chongba's embarrassment when he saw the human skin, and laughed loudly: "Zhu Chongba, Ben Taishou personally caught the knife and tailored the human skin for you, are you still satisfied?" Ha ha! β
Zhu Chongba's nose was crooked, and he had already lost his troops and turned off the fire, but he never thought that he would be humiliated by an old Confucian scholar, and he said angrily: "Bold! β
Shi Nai'an changed color, pointed at Zhu Chongba and scolded: "You, a pickled monk who herds cattle, actually dare to lead troops to attack Hao Dudu's city, how many heads do you have?" Need to know ......"
Shi Nai'an hugged his fist at the sky and said: "Hao Dudu is the teacher of King Ming, and Liu Futong's sworn brother, now Generalissimo Liu Futong has known about your betrayal, and has sent 100,000 soldiers, measuring your little Chuzhou, it is also a matter of time before you break the city. β
Tang He and Xu Da were furious, calling it "bold", pulled out their waist knives, and put them on Shi Nai'an's neck.
Shi Nai'an looked at the cold white blade on his neck, and laughed loudly: "This way of wiping the neck is more enjoyable than throwing it into a cauldron and cooking it alive." Haha-"
Zhu Chongbawu's back was cold. Skinning people is a knife from the back, and now he has not become the later Zhu Papi, and he is only twenty-eight or nineteen years old, how can his back not be cold. He has always hated what others say about the words 'bald', 'light', 'bright', etc., but now he is called by Shi Nai'an as a bald monk, and his heart is furious.
He was furious and said, "The pickled Confucian is so rude, cut off his head and cheaply cut him off, threw him into a cauldron for me, boiled it and fed it to the dogs." β
Xu Da hurriedly stepped forward and knelt down and said, "Chief, if you kill Hao Shisan's envoy, this Liangzi will be completely settled." Guo Dashuai is not good at communicating, if Liu Futong comes forward, our Chuzhou army will not have a helping hand, I am afraid that the nearby Peng Da, Sun Deya, and even Li Patou of Chaohu will be enemies with us. β
Zhu Chong's eight-sided skin rose to the color of eggplant skin, gritted his teeth and said: "Hengzhi can't get over this hurdle, cook this Confucian first, vent the resentment of the general manager, it's a big deal that my brother and I will die in the rivers and lakes, I'm afraid he will do something." β
When Shi Nai'an heard this, he laughed arrogantly: "You don't need to bother, since Manager Zhu refuses to listen to the words of the old man who 'cures the disease and saves people', the old man will die by himself!" With that, he walked straight to the boiling iron pot outside the military tent, and was about to jump inside.
I don't know what this old gentleman thinks, he first spoke out to anger Zhu Chongba, and now he wants to jump into the boiling water and kill himself. I don't know if he expected Zhu Chongba to dare to kill him, or if he hated Zhu Chongba, and just wanted to exchange his death for Hao Shisan's troops to attack Zhu Chongba.
The civil and military guards of the Chuzhou army were all shocked, didn't Li Chun'er say yes, Shi Nai'an is just a drunkard, and he will whip the soldiers when he is drunk, and he didn't expect that Shi Nai'an would be so strong: If you want to kill me, you don't need anyone else to do it, and you will die.
Zhu Chongba was also frightened by Shi Nai'an's words at this time, and it was expected that Thirteen would definitely come to raise troops to retaliate, and he would definitely die.
"Wait!"
Shi Nai'an is also an actor-level actor, and the fakes are so realistic, Zhu Chongba's words, he didn't listen to them at all, as long as he jumped into the iron pot, until four or five guards went up, he could be pulled.
"Tell me, what's the aftermath!" Zhu Chongba asked the guards to pull Shi Nai'an back to the military tent and asked.
Shi Nai'an didn't seem to hear it, and just lowered his head to tidy up his clothes, as if he wanted to tidy up every fold on his clothes.
Zhu Chongba waited patiently for a long time, and finally waited for Shi Nai'an to sigh: "After abolishing these many twists and turns, this mouth is also dry, and my stomach is hungry, so it's not good, and I am also the envoy of the dignified Hao Dudu." β
Shi Nai'an saw that he had grasped Zhu Chongba's lifeline, and desperately sold Guanzi.
In order to listen to Shi Nai'an's words, Zhu Chongba could only be patient, ordered to prepare wine and meat, and entertained Shi Nai'an in the Chinese military tent.
How do you know, that Shi Nai'an, just picked up the wine bowl and sniffed it, then put the wine bowl down, I don't know what kind of guanzi to continue to sell, the nervous Zhu Chongba hurriedly asked: "But the wine is not the same as Mr.'s taste?" β
"Wine is good wine, but my family has an order that I can only drink wine three times a month!" Shi Nai'an looked at the wine bowl, as if he had forgotten the purpose of his visit, and also forgot that he had something to say.
"Sir, even if you let go of the drink, if you drink and stay with me, no one will know about Hao Shisan!" When Zhu Chongba saw a drunkard coming, he was overjoyed, as long as he got drunk, he couldn't say anything.
Shi Nai'an only paid all his attention to the wine, smacking his lips incessantly, regretting that he shouldn't have drunk wine, and now, seeing the wine, he was afraid that he would make a mistake again, so he didn't drink it, and he was addicted to alcohol, and he couldn't do anything.
"Guard, cut me three large bowls!"
Before he was right, the guards received the order to put three large bowls on Shi Nai'an's desk, and under Shi Nai'an's instructions, the three large bowls were filled with wine and placed in front of Shi Nai'an.
Zhu Chong's eight great joys. He drank in a big bowl like this, how could he not get drunk, and praised: "Mr. is really bold, and he will exchange a big bowl with me!" Ha ha! β
Shi Nai'an put a small wine glass in the sea bowl, and said to himself: "This is the first time to drink this month, all with the three bowls in front of me as the upper limit, and the military order of 'three bowls is not over' set by the governor for me, but it can't be broken no matter what!" β
Zhu Chongba said: "Then please continue to speak!" β
Shi Nai'an tore off a chicken leg and said loudly: "My family governor has the virtue of a good life, the Chuzhou Army and the Qingfeng Army both belong to the Red Turban Army, and Chief Zhu is wise and martial, and attacking Luzhou is not out of his original intention, but the personal behavior of Hu Dahai and Geng Zaicheng to betray General Manager Zhu." β
Well? Could it be that Hao 13 is a fool?
Zhu Chongba is worried about doing stupid things, there is no donkey under the slope, since Shi Nai'an said so, just by taking advantage of the donkey on the slope, he said in a loud voice: "That's right!" Exactly! β
"But the governor of my family has only one request, so that the two families will reconcile and not attack each other!" Shi Nai'an took a slow sip of wine.
"Say it! Say it! What is Hao Thirteen's requirements! "Not to mention it's a request, the current Zhu Chongba, even if it's a request, wants to agree to Hao Thirteen.
"I only ask for the families of Hu Dahai and Geng Zaicheng, two traitors in Chuzhou, and if there is one less, it means that Manager Zhu is not sincere!" Shi Nai'an said.