"You..."

Yang Xiao clenched his fists hard, glared at Xu Yan viciously, failed in the field he was best at, and was reminded by Xu Yan over and over again, and sprinkled salt on the wound over and over again, which made him hate it so much that he couldn't use the sole of his shoe to measure Xu Yan's face.

"You look like you want to eat people, you can't afford to lose and want to fight, right?" Xu Yan smiled coldly, hooked his fingers and said provocatively: "Come on, I'll let you have a hand!" ”

As soon as they heard Xu Yan say this, the group of squad leaders were shocked, it was not easy to transfer the competition items to the military projects, if they fell back again because of this, then they really wanted to cry without tears, so a few people did not dare to slack off, and acted quickly, two people stepped forward to pull Yang Xiao away, and the other few came to Xu Yan, one of them said: "We admit defeat in this game!" ”

"Yes, I think he is very unconvinced, and he looks like he wants to fight, or he will fight better than martial arts?" Xu Yan was unrelenting and grasped this matter, compared to the competition in the unknown field, it was still a competition in military events, and he was more sure.

The group of squad leaders is not a fool, of course they will not let Xu Yan get his wish, on the one hand, he resolutely refused, while scolding Yang Xiao, on the other hand, he proposed a new competition, proposing to sing in the next game, and he did not give Xu Yan a chance to refuse, and directly shouted out everyone, it was a soldier named Dong Wenrou.

"Than singing!" Hearing this, Xu Yan's eyes flickered, and he couldn't help but feel empty, he has been extremely smart since he was a child, he can learn anything quickly, and he is good at many things, but only singing is a weakness of his, although it is not said that the five tones are incomplete, but the sense of music is very poor.

"In Xia Dong gentle, please advise!" Dong Wenrou stepped forward and said.

"Well said, well said." Xu Yan nodded perfunctorily and quickly thought about countermeasures.

seemed to see that his heart was weak, a group of squad leaders glanced at each other, and said agitatedly: "Xu Yan, time is precious, or let's start now, of course, if you are afraid, just tell us, let's change to another project." ”

"I would like to change to another project, but now can I say no, obviously not, because to say it is to admit defeat, and if I admit defeat, I don't need to compare later." The thoughts in his mind were racing, and Xu Yan reluctantly found that he seemed to have no other choice than to agree, but he was also a single person, seeing that Dou Ge was unavoidable, he agreed to it, "Joke, isn't it just Dou Ge, it's better than it!" ”

"Okay, in that case, let's get started!"

"Wait!" Xu Yan rolled his eyes, glanced at Dong Wenrou, and saw that his appearance seemed to be a little stumbling, so he suddenly paid attention, met everyone's puzzled eyes, and said loudly: "Songs are such a thing, good and bad are more abstract, unlike doing exercises, there is a standard answer, right and wrong, good and bad at a glance, the same song may be considered good, and some people may think it is not good, and it is not very praised..."

"Having said so much, it can't be scared!"

"Of course not, I just want to make the judging criteria clear, let's sing for entertainment, don't score or anything like that, directly to attract the audience and laughter, I and this gentle brother, standing together and singing, who can attract more audiences, who can bring more laughter to everyone, even if who wins, how about it?"

Although Xu Yan's request was weird, it was also reasonable, and the other party was not easy to refuse, so he nodded and agreed, and the two sides negotiated a few more words, and quickly finalized the details.

Under the crowd's onlookers, Xu Yan and Dong Wenrou stood side by side, Dong Wenrou faced the audience, while Xu Yan squinted and looked at him with bad intentions.

"Hello everyone, my name is Dong Wenrou, and today I will bring you a song of green flowers in the army, I hope you can like it!" Dong has a gentle and gentle voice, and he has a very star-like mouth.

As soon as the sentence ended, before he could start singing, Xu Yan interrupted on the side: "I think you should sing 'Just Like Your Gentleness', this song is more worthy of your name!" ”

Ha ha!

Listening to Xu Yan's funny words, the crowd suddenly erupted in a burst of cheerful laughter.

"Xu Yan, let's do this fighting song, not a joke, don't gag here, say what song you want to sing." A squad leader shouted.

"What's the hurry, I'm just going to liven up the atmosphere!" Xu Yan said with a smile, and then said: "What I want to bring to you is an adapted version of 'It's not because you're not good-looking'." ”

This is a rap song, Xu Yan knows his family affairs and knows that if he is more skilled than singing, he has little chance of winning, so he chose a rap song.

After the opening remarks, the two began to fight and sing.

Dong Wenwen pondered for a while, and then opened his mouth to sing, "The cold wind is fluttering and the leaves are falling, the army is a green flower, dear comrades-in-arms, don't miss home, don't miss your mother..."

As soon as the connoisseur made a move, Dong Wenrou just opened his mouth, and his unique voice and voice full of emotion won a full house and won everyone's shouts.

At this moment, Xu Yan's rap also began, "I'll tell you a sad story today, why was she rejected by the Aries woman?" It's not because you're not good-looking! Why was she rejected by a Sagittarius woman? It's not because you're not good-looking..."

Just two sentences of kung fu, Xu Yan's playful and comical rap lyrics, attracted everyone's attention, he spoke like a crossbow arrow, and a sentence of rap came out of his mouth, "Why was it rejected by the Scorpio woman?" It's not because you're not good-looking! Why was he rejected by an Aquarius woman? It's not because you're not good-looking! Why hasn't there been a partner for so long? It's not because you're not good-looking..."

When he sang a short paragraph, Dong Wenwen's green flower in the army over there sang less than ten sentences, and his voice was completely suppressed by him.

Xu Yan was greatly encouraged, he turned to face Dong Wenrou, pointed to his face, and continued to sing: "Why is she indifferent to confession? It's not because you're not good-looking! Why do excuses always feel nothing? It's not because you're not good-looking! Why haven't you fully realized it? It's all because you don't look good..."

The teasing lines made everyone laugh, and Dong Wenrou's eyelids jumped, and his breath began to be unstable, obviously greatly affected by Xu Yan.

"I don't believe you can take it!" Xu Yan sneered in his heart, his eyes rolled, and the speed of the rap was accelerated by a few points, and the rap words were slightly adjusted, turning not because you are not good-looking, but into some specific lines, such as not because your eyes are too small, not because your mouth is too big, not because your nose is too crooked, etc., and every time he sings, his eyes fall on the corresponding parts of Dong Wenwen's body, which is very targeted!

PS: Ask for a collection recommendation for the new week, gentle brother, your dragon set has arrived, don't dislike it, because the back one is even worse, haha!