"Cow dung is nutritious, what kind of strange theory is this?" Sun Quan couldn't accept it anymore, so he rolled his eyes and fainted. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After giving Liu Bei the title of a cow dung expert in vain, Cao Ang saw that Sun Quan was pretending to be dead, and kicked his foot lightly, but he still didn't move.

"Hahaha, Sun Zhongmou, you are still defeated in my hands after all." Cao Ang had no choice but to sing a one-man show, withdraw his sword, and look up to the sky and sigh: "Today's decisive battle on the top of Huashan, eh, the top of the mass grave, I, Cao Ang, finally won the first place in the world." ”

Sun Shangxiang was amused by Cao Ang and laughed!

"Eldest son, Cao Ang is on the top of the mountain!" At the foot of the mountain, someone whispered, "Won't this guy find a shorter mountain?" It's so hard for us to find it! ”

"No. 1 in the world? I think it's bullshit! Let's go up the mountain, not only to expose his hypocrisy, but also to give him a little surprise! Get back what I need! Someone said coldly, a cold light flashing in his eyes.

Dozens of other men in black emerged from the foot of the mountain, and they also grabbed two unconscious women and carried them up the mountain together.

What an eventful time!

Cao Ang didn't know these things, continued to act, picked up his wine glass, and chanted a poem: "Ten years of life and death, don't think about it, it's unforgettable."

Thousands of miles of lonely graves, nowhere to talk about desolation.

Even if you don't know each other, your face is dusty, and your temples are like frost.

At night, I suddenly returned to my hometown, and I was dressing up in the small window.

There are no words for each other, only a thousand tears.

It is expected that the intestines will be broken every year, the bright moon night, and the short Matsuoka. ”

After chanting the poem, Cao Ang directly kicked off the pig's head enshrined in front of the grave, and the pig's head rolled forward, just next to Sun Quan.

Sun Quan listened to the poem with emotion, and was depressed why Cao Ang didn't speak, opened his eyes slightly, and found a big pig's head, grinning at himself.

What an ugly pig's head! Sun Quan closed his eyes, this time he really fainted!

Cao Ang looked at Sun Quan, who was meeting with the pig's head, and his heart was full of a sense of happiness: If you don't accept it, you can only be beaten into a pig's head by me!

"The cool breeze has a letter, the autumn moon is boundless, and I am grateful for my delicate complex, which is like living like a year." Cao Ang raised his wine glass, raised his sleeves and drank it, and the wine in the cup had already spilled all over the ground.

Sun Shangxiang was shocked to hear it, he didn't expect Cao Ang to be so talented and reach the point of becoming an exporter.

"Smack!" The wine glass fell to the ground, Cao Ang convulsed, and fell to the ground weakly: "Damn! Thinking of my wise life, I was confused for a while, where would I think that this wine is poisonous! ”

Next, just wait for the initiator behind the scenes to come out!

Sure enough, three women walked out of the darkness, and it was Sun Shangxiang, Da Qiao, and Xiao Qiao, all of whom had smiles on their faces.

Da Qiao said in a coquettish voice: "Miss, you come to judge!" Who is the best acting officer among these four? ”

"Whoever survives to the end will have the best acting skills!" Sun Shangxiang said with a smile: "After doing it for a long time, who made this song "Jiangchengzi" in my hand, it turned out to be Caozhou Mu!" ”

When Cao Ang heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, this sentence showed that Sun Shangxiang was not a traverser, at least she didn't know that the author of "Jiangchengzi" was Su Shi.

It's not the best to be a traverser, otherwise, you'll have to play!

After speaking, Sun Shangxiang kicked a few times at the dead man who fell on the hill, and said, "Get up!" You guys, don't act any better! It's full of loopholes! ”

Cao Ang, Sun Quan and the others sat up from the ground with a bang.

Cao Ang took a closer look and found that in addition to Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, the two stunning people dressed in black, there was also a man in black who was masked with a silk scarf.

Another stunning stunner!

"Sister! You are a girl, not at home with your ancestors, why did you come here? Sun Quan put away the waist knife, restored the demeanor of the second brother, and said loudly.

"What are you doing, I'll do it!" Sun Shangxiang pouted and said, "Anyway, I have two sisters, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, don't care about you!" ”

"The eldest brother is like a father!" Sun Quan coughed: "Anyway, why did you ask me to meet here?" ”

"Didn't you ask us?" Sun Shangxiang asked.

Several black lines appeared on Cao Ang's face: "Oops! We've been tricked here, and we don't know what this person is for! ”

It stands to reason that Diao Chan and Cai Wenji should also be here, but they didn't appear for some reason.

Sun Shangxiangzai looked at Cao Ang carefully, and laughed coquettishly: "Dare to ask this is Cao Ang Cao Zhoumu who defeated my second brother?" I didn't expect to look so young, my eldest brother has been talking about you in front of Brother Zhou Yu all the year round! ”

Seeing that Sun Shangxiang was so cute, Cao Ang couldn't help but feel pity, arched his hand, and said, "Your eldest brother and second brother are both No. 1 people, but it's a pity that you didn't meet me at the right time!" ”

"Don't be ashamed!" Sun Quan glared at Cao Ang and scolded angrily: "Just put the pig's head in my mouth, I haven't settled accounts with you yet!" ”

"Except for being a little arrogant, there are no advantages!" Sun Shangxiang glanced at Cao Ang.

Is sexual pride also considered a virtue? Cao Ang really can't keep up with Miss Sun Shangxiang's logical thinking!

"By the way, that song "Jiangchengzi" is good!" Sun Shangxiang asked thoughtlessly: "You look so young, has your wife been dead for ten years?" ”

"Crow's beak! It's all nonsense! Cao Ang hurriedly spoke out to stop Sun Shangxiang's childish words: "I have been married to my wife for less than a year, how can I say that it has been ten years!" That's just that I heard Master Hua Shen Doctor tell some past stories, and I was moved! ”

Unknowingly, he plagiarized another poem of Su Shi, plus the previous ones, he can also be called a habitual offender who steals poems and words!

Man Zhong rewatched "Jiang Chengzi" again in his heart, and admired Cao Ang's talent in his heart. To tell the truth, his favorite is the person who values love and righteousness, especially the lord who values love and righteousness.

Sun Shangxiang saw that Cao Ang didn't seem to be cheating, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that Cao Zhoumu would also chant poems against him, and he is indeed a character!" ”

This sentence shows her admiration for Cao Ang.

"I don't know, do you dare to take my ten swords?"

My Fair Lady, Gentleman, and vice versa!

"Sister, no!" Sun Quan was in a hurry, for fear that Sun Shangxiang, who was not afraid of the sky and the earth, would cause trouble. Everyone in Jiangdong knows that Sun Shangxiang is good at swordsmanship, and he has picked up all the generals in the army, and no one is invincible!

Therefore, she even released a bold statement: "Whoever can defeat her, she will marry!" ”

After the confrontation just now, Sun Quan felt that Cao Ang's strength was also amazing, and he couldn't figure out that his strength was above Sun Shangxiang.

"Second brother, don't worry, my sister is just a scramble, and she will never take Cao Zhoumu's life!" Sun Shangxiang didn't mention the matter of getting married at all, and winked at Sun Quan slyly, with a hint of a smile on his face. (To be continued.) )