In the impression of Chinese, India is a religious country full of mysteries, as the birthplace of Buddhism and Jainism that abstain from sexual abstinence, and Hinduism, which more than 80% of Indians believe, is a religion with extremely open sexual concepts. This is an extremely contradictory state of affairs, so much so that Marx specifically stated in his essay "The Reign of Britain in India" that the religion of India is "both a religion of pleasure and a religion of self-tormenting asceticism; It is both the religion of Linga worship and the religion of Zagnat; It is both the religion of monks and the religion of dancing girls". (Marx, "British Rule in India", in Selected Works of Marx and Engels, Vol. II).

The most significant proof of this is the well-known Hindu "Love Sutra", and the other is the various sculptures about sex in Indian temples, and the most concentrated place of this sculpture is the temple complex in the small city of Kashuraho in the jungle of Madhya Pradesh, India. The difference in Cashuraho is that most people are doing X, whether in the human world or the fairy world. And there are all kinds of strange postures, even with animals (there are hundreds of positions). Even those immortals who are not doing X are scratching their heads and making gestures, and they are charming. The reason for the city's fame is largely due to the fact that the temple is filled with statues related to sex inside and out.

Therefore, this is the place where men want to visit the most, and this is also the reason why Shakru doesn't want to bring Amisha here, it is just right to bring his beautiful swallows here, but what I didn't expect is that Amisha is more interested in this place than him, Shakru is very speechless about this, so he persuaded: "Amisha, it is not suitable for you to be a little girl, I will take you there when you are older......"

"Brother Shaklu, I'm sixteen years old, I'm not a child anymore, many of my friends who played with me when I was a child are married, and when I was in school in the United States, my classmates often asked me about Cashulaho, but I didn't know anything about it, it was a shame, so I had to go and see it myself this time."

In desperation, Shakru had to take Amisha to Kajuraho, where the temple was located in a desolate place with no village and no shop, and even the Changde dynasty that built it was abandoned until 1837, when a British soldier stumbled upon it, brought back to life this strange and great structure.

On closer inspection, Shakru found that the sculptures were as exaggerated and realistic as the pictures and others had described, but he made three new discoveries.

The first point is the roundness of women. Most of the women here have plump breasts and fat buttocks, and the measurements are almost the same. And most of them are naked, and a few cover their bodies with scraps of fabric. In fact, this aesthetic trend of taking fat as beauty and bare-chested and backless was also popular in China's Tang Dynasty at almost the same time. It seems that the Asian fashion circle has achieved transnational linkage at that time, and the Silk Road and Tang Seng have made great contributions.

The second point is the coarseness of men. The men who occupy the main position are either kings or gods, and the most obvious feature of these men who are born with a mythical color is the conspicuous and thick genitals. The more boundless the mana, the more proud it is. This is closely related to the Hindu Pope's male root worship.

The third point is the complexity of posture. The complexity and diversity of those **** movements on the stone carvings are difficult to imitate, unless there is a figure that has practiced yoga and a deep throat who has swallowed a sword, if there is a chance, you should really take Kabaeva to see them, it must be a great inspiration for them, and they will be able to enjoy more when they do it in the future

Just when Shakru was thinking nonsense, he suddenly heard an extremely familiar and cordial voice next to him, listen carefully, it was actually Chinese, Shakru has not heard Chinese in India for a long time, there are still a few Chinese who open shops in Delhi, but there are too few Chinese people who come to India to travel in this era, especially this is obviously a northeastern buddy.

Just listened carefully, Shakru found that this guy was so interesting, only to hear him boast to the girl next to him, eh, probably his girlfriend: "Xiaojing, you see that these Indians are good at playing, this kind of thing is engraved in the temple in the open." You see, this is the old man's cart, this is the roots of the dead tree, this is the boy sitting on the lotus, this is the monkey stealing the peach."

And his girlfriend was blushing with shame, and said hatefully: "You know a lot!" (This is not a joke, it's a real thing, I saw it in a post bar.) ）

Hearing this, Shakru couldn't help laughing anymore, because this guy was so funny, he only cared about showing off his "erudition" in front of his girlfriend, but he forgot that now is not the right occasion at all, this kind of knowledge is suitable for slowly showing off when there are only two people, maybe the two of them will be able to fight in the end

It may be that the girl heard Shakru's laughter and reprimanded her boyfriend, "Look, everyone is laughing at you!" ”

The boy looked back, and then said nonchalantly: "He's a foreigner, where can he understand what I'm saying." I just scolded him, and he didn't even know what was going on. As he spoke, as if to verify his words, the boy shouted at Shakru, "What are you looking at?!" ”

For a while, Shaklu's bad taste rose, and he deliberately replied to a Northeast dialect in a rather weird tone: "What are you doing?!" ”

This standard Northeast provocative response immediately stunned the boy in surprise, and he didn't react for a while, while Shakru folded his hands and laughed: "Chinese friends from afar, welcome to India, welcome to Khashuraho!" ”

At this time, the boy reacted, and also came over and laughed: "Oh, I really didn't expect to meet an Indian buddy who can speak Northeast dialect, I'm sorry, I was messing around just now, I didn't mean anything else, don't get me wrong!" ”

Shakru also replied with a smile: "Hehe, don't worry, I understand what you mean." It's just that I've often heard people say that these two responses are the opening lines of a fight in Northeast China, so I couldn't help but reply when I heard you say just now. ”

"Dude, have you been to the Northeast?" The boy asked

Shakru nodded and said, "Well, I went to Harbin a few years ago, and I stayed there for a few days, I like China very much, and I like the bold Chinese!" ”