Chapter 243 Fighting with the royal family can only deceive
"Zhao Mingcheng, you owe the mourning family, when are you going to pay it back?" The Empress Dowager Gao in front of her, known as the 'Female Zhong Yao Shun', casually leaned on the rattan chair and looked at the Analects, but the slightly exposed domineering spirit was enough to make people below the Great Confucian scare down. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Poof!"
Zhao Mingcheng was really scared directly! He didn't expect that Empress Dowager Gao's first sentence would be such an opening remark! Do I owe her anything?
"The grass people are terrified, I don't know what the Queen Mother is referring to?" Zhao Mingcheng couldn't help kneeling down and bowing.
"Very good! Recently, I have become bold, and I even dare to go to such a dangerous place as Nanyang, so I naturally dare to forget the things of the mourning family, and the mourning family asks you, how did the 'thrush ink' go! ”
Empress Dowager Gao put down the Analects in her hand, and still said it like a homely chatter, but Zhao Mingcheng's back was instantly scared and sweaty, and the Empress Dowager was afraid that she would play with herself, so she wanted 'thrush ink' in advance?
Of course, Zhao Mingcheng didn't dare to slack off at all, and now he had to coax this Lafayette to be happy, otherwise she would definitely not just make you unhappy! Alas, playing with the royal family can only be played with flickering!
"How dare the grass people, the sky and the earth are big, how can it be as big as the Queen Mother! It's just that recently, the people of the Elf Clan and the Sea Clan have been playing mysterious disappearances, and they can't fool a few important materials...... Well, I can't buy it if I want to. The grass people heard that in the depths of the Nanyang Mountain Range, there may be a hidden road to the elf clan, no, I just thought of going there to mix for a few years! ”
"Oh, really?"
Empress Dowager Gao didn't expect Zhao Mingcheng's performance to be better than all the talents she had ever seen, even if Sima Kang and Fan Zhengping and the like were scared by their own trickery just now, they were absolutely scared, but this person didn't have much impact, and he could still talk with a very sweet mouth. It seems that the wild boy who is fooling around outside. It's really different from the domestic one.
Zhao Mingcheng is under the pressure of the Queen Mother's aura at this time, can he say that it is difficult for him to speak? If one doesn't say good, it is likely to be directly crushed into slag by others.
At this time, hearing that the Queen Mother didn't seem to be completely fooled by herself, she immediately took out a bottle of 'Pearl Snow Clam Cream' from her arms and said urgently:
"Queen Mother, please see, this is the same god-level beauty medicine that must improve the skin texture before using 'thrush ink'. It's called pearl snow clam cream. It uses thousand-year-old pearls and thousand-year-old snow clams as the main ingredients, although this thing does not have the effect of rejuvenation, but the skin maintenance is definitely the best! Queen Mother, why don't we improve our skin in advance? ”
"Oh, come up quickly!"
When the Empress Dowager Xiang heard that there was still this miracle medicine, she suddenly came to her senses, and women were most concerned about their appearance, especially this kind of woman in her sixties who had the power of the world. Of course. Whether this thing is a good thing or not, she will know as soon as she tries it.
Zhao Mingcheng saw that Empress Dowager Gao stretched out her hand to pick it up, and was slightly stunned, this old lady's jade hands are soft, and she actually maintains her skin better, and the cosmetics she usually uses will not be more high-end than her own, right?
was about to teach her how to use it, but suddenly Zhao Mingcheng's eyes shrank suddenly, and he had contact with Master Li and others. Zhao Mingcheng obviously felt that Empress Dowager Gao should be wearing a human skin mask on her face.
Your sister, what the hell is going on?
Who's playing the crazy game here?
Sooner or later, Da Song will be played by these people!
Empress Dowager Gao didn't notice Zhao Mingcheng's abnormality at all. At this moment, I couldn't wait to try it, and suddenly found that Zhao Mingcheng was still here, coughed lightly, and once again conjured up the expression of the mother Yi world:
"Ahem, even if you little cub still have a conscience, remember what you just said. Be careful when you go to Nanyang this time, don't hang up the 'thrush ink' before you get it! Also, go to the forbidden military room and pick four meat shields by yourself, if you really have something, the mourning family will have an excuse to stand up for you! ”
Belch. Is this the rhythm of sending Shang Fang's sword? Forget it, if there are good things to take care of yourself, Zhao Mingcheng was overjoyed, and immediately kowtowed and thanked him: "Thank you too much!" ”
"Let's go down!" ……
Not far from the outside of Baoci Palace, Zhezong didn't pay attention to the fact that it was almost time to flop, he kept staring in that direction, and when he saw that Zhao Mingcheng finally came out, he greeted him with a sigh of relief and said, "Defu, how is it?" The Queen Mother didn't embarrass you, did she? ”
"I've seen the emperor! The Queen Mother Lafayette is very talkative, and she also sent four forbidden soldiers to support me to support the pomp! Zhao Mingcheng spoke in a tone of thanks to the bones, who knows who is the eyes and ears of the Queen Mother among the little eunuchs who followed behind Zhezong?
Speaking of the forbidden army, Zhao Mingcheng suddenly thought that he had to take this opportunity to abduct Lin Chong, such a hero should not have such a sad encounter in the future!
Sending a few forbidden troops is not a matter for Zhezong at all, directly ignore it, his main purpose today is to rub good things to eat, he didn't taste a bite of Songhua eggs that day, he has been thinking about it, today I finally caught Zhao Mingcheng, and immediately said:
"I said, Defu, can you get a few of those God-made holy eggs for me to taste alone? You saw it that day, and I've been hungry until now! ”
"This ...... No problem, the point is do you have eggs now? "Zhao Mingcheng didn't expect Zhezong to block himself here, just to eat Songhua eggs, haven't you heard that Zhezong is also a foodie in history?
"The Holy Egg is not a problem, it's still early, let's go to the Holy Forest to steal the egg immediately! Little ones, let's go! Zhezong immediately pulled Zhao Mingcheng and walked in the direction of the Imperial Garden.
When Zhao Mingcheng saw the real holy birds, he found that they were not the ostriches he imagined, but another giant eagle that he had never seen before!
However, the giant eagles in front of them are obviously ordinary mortal birds, although their eyes are very sharp, but they lack spirituality, and their eggs can occasionally be seen in the bushes.
When this thing sees someone coming, it doesn't attack, but comes with it cutely and curiously to see the excitement!
The personal little eunuch brought by Zhezong immediately went to pick up the eggs with a very good eye, judging from their skillful division of labor, it was obviously not the first time to do such a thing!
Zhao Mingcheng's perception has increased a lot since the Dingyu upgrade, and as soon as he entered here, he seemed to feel that something was staring at him in the dark, but when he carefully searched for it with his divine sense, he didn't find anything!
"Hey, that bird's feathers are almost gone, so it won't be sick, right? You didn't show it to the veterinarian? If it's contagious, it's miserable! ”
Zhao Mingcheng accidentally discovered a bird that looked different.
Aura, yes, it's aura!
He actually felt the unique aura of a strong man on this bird, but Lian Po is old, this bird shape will be rotten wood, look at it curled up in the middle of a group of bird eggs, it is by no means incubating eggs, but it is old and can't walk, it is other birds that send eggs to it to eat!
Although Zhezong didn't understand what a veterinarian was, he saw that the bird's feathers were about to fall off, and it was indeed sick, as Zhao Mingcheng said, if it was transmitted to other birds, causing a large area of illness, it would also cause disputes.
It's not good, it's normal for those Confucians who have nothing to do to deduce a big bad omen or something from this.
I couldn't help asking: "Defu, do you have a good way!" ”
Zhao Mingcheng stared at it for a long time before he said: "Humanitarian~ism's destruction, it's too cruel, I can't help but take it away and throw it away!" ”
Zhezong nodded when he heard this, killing the holy bird would be reported, if he just took it away and left it to fend for itself, it should be reasonable, and said, "Well, this is indeed a way!" But how do you get it away? ”
"Wait until I come up and see if it has any sapiency!"
As he spoke, Zhao Mingcheng took a few steps forward and approached the strange bird and said, "Hey, buddy, can you understand me?" Understand, please nod! ”
"Ahem...... Zhezong coughed directly speechless, that's a bird, isn't it a human being?
Zhao Mingcheng did not have this awareness, and continued: "I heard that there is a kind of bird, when they feel that their limit is approaching, they will choose a stream and lake with good feng shui, and then plunge it from the air. It expresses to human beings that birds and beasts should have the dignity of birds and beasts, and will never choose to die in the nest of old age! Are you a dignified beast? Come on, spread your wings, let me see what you look like as a strong man, if you can still move, follow me to kill demons, the road of the strong should be to die on the battlefield! ”
"Uh, you're saying this bird, the holy bird that the ancestors brought out from the secret realm? No, how do I look at it, why can't I feel its strong breath? ”
Zhezong heard from Zhao Mingcheng's words that this bird should have a great background, but he didn't believe that this was a holy bird, because the legendary holy bird, after the ancestors returned to heaven, it also turned into clouds and flew away directly to the east.
As for the descendants it left behind, the demon beast bloodline was wiped out by the laws of the Heavenly Dao, unless they had a spirit object to help it recultivate the demon blood!
Zhao Mingcheng smiled, didn't explain in detail, and said casually perfunctorily: "Isn't this my taking the matter of its clan and motivating it...... With that, I just thought of a simpler and more effective way to maybe get it away! ”
"What's the solution?" Zhezong felt that it was as troublesome as Cao Chong to take this big bird away, such a big bird, if it didn't move on its own, it would be quite difficult for you to lift it up!
"Do you have any fish around here? I'm going to catch two of them, and then I'm tied with a rope and pulled them on the ground in front of me, and this bird wants to eat fish, so it will naturally chase after me! Hehe, my trick is called bird fishing! Zhao Mingcheng smiled and said a trick.
Bird fishing is all out there? Zhezong almost laughed when he heard this, and his curiosity was aroused: "Are you sure this can be done?" I said Defu, you're too good at it, right? But there's a pond over there, and I'd love to see if you catch the birds! ”
"It's easy to have a pond!"
Zhao Mingcheng pretended to have words: "Kyushu is angry and thunderous, and it is sad for all the horses to be angry." I advise the Lord of Heaven to be vigorous and reduce talents without sticking to one pattern! ”
The thunder system in the Wending was stimulated at the same time, and a thunderbolt suddenly hit out of thin air, with the blessing of war poetry, and the power of the thunder thunder conjured up by the thunder pattern was not a little stronger.
By the pool, the unlucky pond fish that happened to be playing here was instantly electrocuted out of a large area.
Zhezong was about to praise Zhao Mingcheng's thunder war poems for their extraordinary power, and the eagles in the woods saw the floating fish with white flowers, and they surrounded them in an instant, and some of them had already flown down, and they took one and left.
Zhao Mingcheng didn't want his hard work to be in vain, so he hurriedly fished a few, and then came to the strange bird and threw one casually......
What made him slap in the face was that the bird didn't bird him at all!
Zhezong laughed when he saw it. (To be continued.) )