Chapter 1: Eating the Dragon
In January 1996, at the Yangjiawa site in Huludao, Liaoning Province, the archaeological team discovered two clay dragons.
It looks like a turtle has teeth, and the details around it have been destroyed and cannot be seen.
The other dragon is like an owl, and some people say that this is the third son of the dragon mocking the wind.
That night, the archaeological team put the two dragons in one place, hoping to send them to another place for preservation and research tomorrow.
That night, someone saw Douguang soaring into the sky, scattering in the shape of a bird. Others saw that there was a shadow in the sea that sank into it, like a turtle or turtle. The next day, both dragons were gone.
Three days later, in a luxuriously decorated room. A couple sits on a white leather sofa. The man's surname is Zhao, and he is a wealthy local businessman, and they are here for dinner today. There is a way to be the meat of the dragon in the sky and the meat of the donkey in the ground. This restaurant sells not donkey meat, but dragon meat! Where did the dragon come from in this world? In ancient times, there were 12 zodiac signs, and the dragon was one of them, and the remaining 11 were all real, so did the dragon really exist?
"It's okay, let's serve it" Boss Zhao said arrogantly, and it cost him 80,000 yuan. What I saw was not a waiter, but a chef wearing a golden chef's hat and a red face, holding a golden small ding in one hand and a white small cage in the other. Dingzhong is a yellowed small turtle, called the dragon turtle, not to mention it for the time being. But in the little white cage was just a small bird.
Mrs. Zhao frowned and said, "This little turtle is better than last time, but how can this little bird be on the stage?"
The chef smiled and didn't say anything, but looked at Boss Zhao, he knew when to speak, when to give others the opportunity to speak, and give other opportunities to himself.
Boss Zhao was such a glutton, and immediately smiled: "Madam, there is a way that is dragon meat in the sky, and this dragon meat is this thing, and the ancients called it a flying dragon." This thing is a great supplement, nourishing yin and clearing heat, benefiting the kidneys and strengthening bones, replenishing weakness and strengthening, nourishing blood and heart, and the wife eats it, and it can be protected from all diseases during pregnancy. β
Mrs. Zhao smiled: "Old Zhao, you tricked me into eating those strange things last time. Boss Zhao said: "It's better to ask the chef to cook it in person." β
So he quickly took the turtle blood, cooked the turtle meat in water, and disemboweled the flying dragon, and burned the bird's meat. Mrs. Zhao felt cruel and didn't dare to look at it, but she knew the taste when she tasted it, and praised it: "It's really fragrant."
Time flies, time flies, and before you know it, November has passed. Mrs. Zhao's body is not known for some reason, she is getting weaker and weaker, and she has been hospitalized to give birth, so Boss Zhao also went to Lingshan to burn incense and worship God in order to seek peace. On this day, Boss Zhao went to Maoshan to worship God. He had always been a loner, so he didn't hire any guides, but only brought three or five bodyguards. He climbed the stairs from Jintan Maoshan Mountain, but he often exercised because of his pampering, so he didn't feel too tired, but he hadn't seen his wife for more than ten days, and his wife's due date was unhappy.
When I got to the middle of the mountain, I learned that the main body of Maoshan was not in Jintan, and if I wanted to go up the mountain, there were twists and turns, and I needed to buy a ticket to detour. Boss Zhao suddenly didn't like it, but when he went up the mountain again, it was in the cold winter, and the torrential rain was like a note. "Could it be that God has also abandoned me and does not want to see me?" Boss Zhao was so sad that he wanted to call his wife, but he was frightened by his wife. Standing on the top of the hill and looking at the expressionless bodyguards, he suddenly felt even more desolate and lonely, and he seemed to be the only one who was independent.
"Take shelter from the rain, sir," a black bodyguard pointed to a tea kiosk in the mountains. Boss Zhao nodded silently.
The rain was pouring down, and there were no human voices three meters away, but there was the sound of the piano nearby. I saw an old man burning incense and playing the piano. Although Boss Zhao doesn't know silk and bamboo, he also knows that this sound is extraordinary.
"When the sound of the piano enters, there will be good guests" I saw an old man in a robe, with a childish face, and got up to welcome the guests.
"Is the Taoist Chief Mr. Shui Jing?" said Boss Zhao with a smile. "My Tao is not a water mirror, and Your Excellency's misfortune is like Liu Bei" The Taoist priest is meaningful.
Boss Zhao knew that he had met a godman, so he said, "Please teach me, sir." -β
"I see that Your Excellency is full of bad luck, but it comes from the inner abdomen. I'm afraid the woe will come from the mouthβ"
Boss Zhao told the truth, and the old Taoist sighed: "Providence, providence!" threw a string of nine bone chains to Boss Zhao.
That night, Boss Zhao died in a car accident, Mrs. Zhao died in childbirth, most of his property was snatched by relatives, leaving a son, named Yalong, and the relics only had a string of bone chains.
Zhao Yalong stopped studying after graduating from primary school, and worked in society for several years, and finally spent the last bit of his parents' inheritance. In a handicraft workshop iron, he worked extremely hard, a day can strike nearly 100 catties of iron, and finally with his efforts, the boss made a fortune, opened a large forging factory, and he got a "steel Zhao Yalong" name, also unemployed.
So Zhao Yalong returned to the world, and he had no choice but to go to the road of crime without eating or drinking, and he and his co-worker Abi were ready to touch porcelain to make a sum of money.
Here, I have to mention Abi, who is also a native of Huludao, and was born solitary. As soon as the two of them combined, they planned to make Abi a wounded, and it was on this ground that they could ask for a little more money.
That night, the two came to the door of a club, only to see a few drunk rich people getting into luxury cars, Zhao Yalong pouted and said: "This kind of one million garbage, they are also embarrassed to drive out, I was also wide when I was a child... In fact, Zhao Yalong grew up in the hospital since he was a child - an orphanage. The more you can't do it, the more people love to brag, which is actually because of people's inferiority.
Abi said: "What Zhao Gong said is very true, after today, we are also rich." The two brothers hugged each other and laughed.
Seeing that a few rich people have finished greetings, they are about to drive away. Abi hurriedly waded under a car, and as soon as the car started, it pressed under Abi's crotch. Ordinary people suffer from this catastrophe, I am afraid that their muscles and bones will be broken, and feces and urine will flow sideways. But what kind of people are Abi people, they didn't say a word, their feet were straight, and they resisted with strength. Zhao Yalong, who was hiding in the shadows, couldn't help but cheer. It wasn't until someone shouted that someone had crushed someone to death that he woke up like a dream. Shouting: "Hugh hurt my brother" rushed out. A big truck swept by, and Zhao Yalong's voice drifted to Ah Bi's side with the wind, and he also lay in the funeral home together.
At that time, the sky was dark, the rain was pouring down, and some people said that there were wise men returning to the ruins, but the weather forecast said that it was just a typhoon.
So, in short, the two brothers are also companions on the road. When I arrived at the underworld, as the legend said, the mountain of corpses and the sea of blood were extremely terrifying, and there were heavenly humanitarians, humanitarians, animal animals, asura paths, hungry ghost paths, and hell paths, and there were countless souls lining up behind. I saw that the judge had a blue face and fangs, which was very terrifying. The two of them, seeing that there were few people in line in Tiandao, so they lined up there for seven days and seven nights, and on the eighth day, a ghost pawn came to the two and asked why they were late. It turned out that after death, there were seven days after death, and they could stay in the world for seven days, and the two had no relatives or friends and no one to organize their funerals, so they didn't know the rules, so they didn't go to the judge to report earlier. Fortunately, the ghost pawn was not strange and exonerated the two.
"When you die, you need to enter the animal path and be reincarnated as a dog. Abi said, "Brother Long, what can I do about it" Zhao Yalong tearfully took Abi's hand and said: "Brother, I hurt you."
The judge said, "What? Do you still harm people to death?" Then he observed it and said angrily: "You wait for pigs and dogs, seek wealth and kill people, and eat the consequences of your own evil, you should go to hell, and you will not be reborn." β
Zhao Yalong stood up with a loud shout, and said angrily: "God abandoned me, I have been an orphan since I was a child, I have nothing to rely on, and I suffered this trouble today, I am really not convinced by Zhao Yalong." Abi was resigned and didn't dare to say anything more. So they originally only entered the first layer of hell and lived in the light, but with a word from Zhao Yalong, they were pressed to the 14th layer of hell by the ghost pawns and said Wuhu.
The fourteenth layer of hell is also called the hell of death, it is not easy to come to this world as a human body, and it is an opportunity given by Lord Yama. If you don't cherish it, you will anger Lord Yama and go to prison for death after death. Don't think about being a human again. That day, Zhao Yalong was in the dark in hell, life was worse than death, and he offended the judge, the judge was small-minded, naturally someone acted for the judge, needless to say, fortunately there was Abi with him.
"Brother Bi, I hurt you" Zhao Yalong followed his father on this point, and he liked to imitate the ancients when he spoke, but he couldn't draw a tiger, but Ah Bi was close to ink and black.
"Stinky xx, isn't my disaster today because of you?"
"Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are dogs, what does it have to do with me. As for this, the bone chain around Zhao Yalong's neck suddenly shone brightly, and the pressure on the two of them suddenly lightened, and they were not in pain.
"I can't imagine that there are heroes with my comrades, heaven and earth are not kind", an old voice came from the bone chain. "Today I will deliver you from misfortune. β
Abi said loudly: "Whoever is a comrade with you, the old puppet Hugh wants to insult me." β
"Hahaha, but I was wrong, today's meeting is also fate, I'll save you together. But I have one condition, I want you two to never see each other. β
"So uncle, I don't... Abi said loudly.
"Senior, I have a general friendship with him, please save me. Zhao Yalong's face did not change his color.
"Kill decisively, be a hero, good" The bone chain was cold. The two of them went dark and disappeared.
Somewhere on the mainland, a female dog is feeding a litter of puppies, both puppies are grabbing milk, and only one is lying in the corner, wearing a bone collar, and growling constantly.
"I'm xx immortal, you old horseman actually let me be a dog. Zhao Yalong roared loudly.
"If you want to be a human, you have to be a dog first, and a dog can also cultivate into an immortal. Don't you understand such a simple truth?" the mysterious old man scoffed. "Introduce yourself, forget it, I'm too lazy to say, call me an old bone. And I can fulfill your wishes, I will not help in vain, and you will have to pay a greater price. β
Zhao Yalong has superhuman intelligence, before he worked in the industry, he was known as the great intelligence of the Northeast, but he was able to act according to the situation.
"Please teach me, senior. Zhao Yalong said.
"I can't teach you, people have humanity, dogs have dogs, and I ask you, what do dogs need most?"
"If you want to be a dog, you just want a spoonful of food, a scoop of drink, if you want to be a dog, you want a good master. Zhao Yalong spoke eloquently.
"Okay, I'll give you a good master. But the price is that I won't help you again in the short term, and time will depend on your performance. β