"Smack!"

Hao Ren heard a crisp sound of flesh and skin colliding behind him, and then he heard a miserable scream of "oops" from the monk Daoyan. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Zhou Dian didn't hit Hao Ren, but slapped directly on the bare head of Monk Dao Yan, his voice was unusually crisp, and Dao Yan's screams were extremely miserable.

Monk Daoyan shouted: "Senior brother, save me!" Calling Hao Ren to come to him, he put down his wine glass, ran around the round table, and a game of cat and mouse was officially staged.

Zhou Dian's mouth was full of scolding from "rabbit cub, rabbit cub", and he chased after Monk Daoyan.

He chased and beat the monk Daoyan, not like chasing Hao Ren. When beating Hao Ren, he only hits the fart/stock, which requires Zhou Dian to bend over, and the speed is naturally slow, and Zhou Dian chased Dao Yan this time, aiming at the bare head of the monk Dao Yan, there is no need to bend over, the speed is extremely fast, three steps and two

step, catch up, "pop pop", three crisp sounds in a row, Daoyan monk, there are already twenty bright red finger prints on his head.

"Oops! Master, stop fighting! Hao Ren stomped his feet and shouted, but he was helpless.

The dignified generalissimo of the Qingfeng Army held a banquet to entertain the scholars, so that Zhou Dian's trouble, what kind of system did it become?

"Stop my master!" Hao Ren ordered.

The full house of scholars and female soldiers from the Shuaifu came out one after another to pull the rack.

Hao Ren felt that the master was pitiful, and he was afraid that his subordinates would hurt Zhou Dian, so he shouted: "Don't hurt my master!" ”

Zhou Dian's physical strength is surprisingly large, and his speed is also surprisingly fast, all the people who are pulling the frame want to stop Zhou Dian, and they are afraid of hurting the generalissimo's master, so they can't stop Zhou Dian at all.

Zhou Dian is good at a point, he only beats apprentices, not outsiders, and the people who come to pull are all left aside by him, and he only cares about chasing and beating Monk Daoyan.

"Good monk, you don't deserve, what kind of official are you doing?" Zhou Dianwu scolded in fragments, caught up with a "snap", and hit the head of Monk Daoyan again!

Monk Daoyan was embarrassed in time, and he didn't care about whether he was sven or not, he just ran with his life, shouting as he ran: "Oops! Oh my god, I killed someone! ”

"Bald brain, shiny, if you don't hit you, who else will you beat?" Zhou Dian caught up and gave him another crisp slap.

"I'm obviously an immortal, kill you turtle grandson mortal!"

"Smack!"

"Oops! Oh my god! ”

After all, Zhou Dian is old, and he is riddled with diseases, not as strong as a few years ago, and he has not worked hard for a moment, but he is already panting like a cow, and he is still chasing after Monk Daoyan, Hao Ren is both distressed and sad when he sees his master like this.

"Senior brother, you should bring a headscarf and give it a try!" Hao Ren saw that Zhou Dian only hit the bald head of the monk Daoyan, and couldn't help but pull the headscarf of a Confucian scholar, and threw it to Daoyan who was running away.

Dao Yan only cared about running around the table, and was in a hurry at this time, and he didn't care whether the monks were monks or not, and the Confucian scholars were not Confucians, so he put the Confucian scarf on his head.

"Senior brother, it seems to be useful, the old gentleman doesn't spank his head, he beats his head instead!" Monk Daoyan shouted as he ran.

"Kill your turtle grandson, and destroy your clothes!" Zhou Dian shouted and chased after him.

With a "whoosh", Hao Ren threw a brocade robe to Dao Yan and shouted, "Senior brother, you put on your clothes and try it!" ”

The ancient clothes were robes, and Dao Yan didn't care about those, so he put on the clothes indiscriminately, and Zhou Dian didn't beat his buttocks, but he was basically about to lie on the ground, and wanted to slap Dao Yan's feet with a slap: "Break your pair of broken monk shoes!" ”

"Generalissimo, help!" Dao Yan is really going crazy this time, he can't stop and change his shoes, so he can't let Zhou Dian catch him and beat him to death?

Zhou Dian's speed this time is indeed much slower, and he is probably tired, maybe he also knows this, but he can't catch up with Dao Yan.

Hao Ren hurriedly took the opportunity to pull Zhou Dian and said with a child-like smile: "Old fairy, old fairy, take a break, take a break!" ”

Zhou Diandian finally met the 'immortal' who knew him, stopped, leaked out the tooth socket of the black hole, hung a full smile, and waved at everyone with a smirk: "Hehe, I'm a fairy, I'm a fairy!" ”

Hao Ren saw that Zhou Dian was using the word 'immortal', so he hurriedly changed the topic here, relieved Dao Yan, and coaxed a child to say: "Old immortal, why did you come down to earth here today?" ”

Zhou Dian scratched his head and tried to remember, but he felt that his mind was blank, and he said to himself: "Oops? Why did I come here? Ah? Why did I come here? ”

Hao Ren saw that Zhou Dian fell into painful meditation again, and he was really afraid that Zhou Dian would be tired, so he hurriedly pulled him to the backyard, and said as he walked: "The old fairy went down to earth, naturally he wanted to enjoy the incense in the world!" ”

Zhou Dian was completely confused at this time, and even Hao Ren didn't recognize it, he felt that what Hao Ren said made sense, and smirked: "The old immortal went down to earth to enjoy the incense offerings in the world!" ”

"Chen Da, quickly set up an altar for the old immortal and burn incense to worship!" Hao Ren hurriedly instructed Chen Da to set up an incense hall in another courtyard to worship.

The Confucian scholars all over the courtyard were dumbfounded, when will the generalissimo still play "Zi Bu Silent"?

Hao Ren turned around and hugged his fists and apologized to the Confucian scholars in the courtyard: "Today, I have neglected all the Confucian scholars, I am afraid that the family teacher will not come for many days, and everyone will have an old day, please bear with me!" ”

After Hao Ren finished speaking, he didn't care about the surprised Confucian scholars who were all over the courtyard, and went straight to Zhou Dian and went to another courtyard.

Monk Daoyan touched his hot head and complained to himself: "I knew that I wouldn't fight if I changed my clothes, so why should I bother?" ”

Zhou Dian had already walked far away, and turned back to Monk Daoyan and roared: "Rabbit cub, once I see you bald, I'll hit you once!" Frightened, Dao Yan hurriedly put the scarf on his head and never dared to take it off.

Dao Yanban was not only teary-eyed: This monk doesn't dare to go now, or is he still vulgar!

Looking at this posture, Zhou Dian really didn't have much time to come, Hao Ren really accompanied Zhou Dian to go crazy, and set up an incense hall in the courtyard, but he really worshipped Zhou Dian as a fairy. The guards, and Hao Ren himself, pretended to be full pilgrims, bowing and bowing to Zhou Dian.

"Old fairy, are you satisfied with the incense here?" Hao Ren stood respectfully beside Zhou Dian and asked respectfully.

But seeing Zhou Dian's tears in his eyes, he didn't know when, but he had already understood again.

"Apprentice, Master is old, I don't know why I got this strange disease, Master made you suffer?"

"Master!" Hao Ren choked up, and couldn't help but feel a sadness in his heart, and tears couldn't help but slide down from the corners of his eyes.

Zhou Dian has been giggling all his life, and he has never said a serious word, Hao Ren saw Zhou Dian like this, and knew that this was the legendary return to the light, Zhou Dian was going to die.

"Master, being a teacher for one day and a father for life, this is what an apprentice should do!"

"Hey!" Zhou Dian looked at the offering table in front of him with cigarette smoke, and the guards below still kowtowed to him like a fairy, and sighed: "It's really embarrassing...... I heard you're going south again? ”

"Yes, Master, Hangzhou's Dazhi Timur has defeated Zhu Chongba's army, and now he is gathering an army to recover the land he occupied last year, and I must personally lead the army and completely defeat them!" Hao Ren replied.

"How long has it been?"

Hao Ren didn't want to hide from the master, and said bluntly: "This is not good, maybe a year, maybe two years, now there is no threat from the north, I should have to destroy all the enemies before the class can come back!" ”

All the threats that Hao Ren said, of course, included Zhu Chongba, but he didn't want his master to know about the disputes within the Ming Sect.

"Master, I'm afraid that my days are numbered, I know that my apprentices are good at fighting, and they will definitely be able to defeat strong enemies, but I am afraid that I will not be able to wait for your triumphant return!" Zhou Dian said sadly.

"Don't worry, Master is still in good health, he will definitely be!" Hao Ren comforted.

"As a teacher, I finally taught for a lifetime, and it is this little Ming King, Han Lin'er, and I ...... I also...... You...... I ......" Zhou Dian pondered for a long time, his words were vague again, and suddenly he laughed again, and went crazy again: "I am a fairy, I am a fairy, haha!" ”

(To be continued.) )