Just about to enter the door, the elder Bergkamp suddenly said: "Mr. Pandit, and two ladies, because the light and shadow effects in this museum are very good, so if you encounter some sudden pictures or dolls when you go in for a while, please be prepared, don't be frightened." ”

Although Sha Kelu nodded and agreed on the surface, he didn't take it seriously in his heart, thinking that in his previous life, I had been to I don't know how many haunted houses, and even Wuhan, which was known as the most terrifying "Oiran Yuan Forbidden Zone" in the country, I broke out unharmed, what else could scare me in 1992?

As a result, as soon as he entered the hall, the oncoming thing startled Shakru, not because of how terrifying or disgusting this thing was, but mainly because he really didn't expect this kind of thing to pop out in advance.

Time replay Shakru and the others just entered the door, there was a middle-aged man doll wearing a coat at the corner near the stairs on the first floor, Shakru felt that this coat was very familiar, so he unconsciously walked a few steps closer, and then he saw the puppet walking in his direction, and then he opened the coat, and there was nothing to wear inside, only a big and scary **** stood proudly, and at the same time was still making a burst of lewd laughter

It's obvious that this is an "exhibitionist" doll, but I'm a man, why are you showing this thing to me? As if I didn't! What made Shakru even more embarrassing was that the tourists behind him, including the elder Bergkamp and Kabaeva, were not only not sympathetic to their own plight, but laughed there.

Looking at Shaklu's embarrassed look, old Bergkamp walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said: "Actually, the dynamic dolls here are basically women, but one man was actually bumped into by you, I really don't know whether to say that you are lucky or unlucky." ”

On the first floor, paintings, photographs and sculptures are the main works, most of which are works of art created with the theme of sex or sexual consciousness in human history, as well as various human and animal paintings that reflect the fertility cult and reproductive conflicts of primitive society. The photographic section shows ******** pictures from the beginning of the last century to the present, which can be regarded as a realistic record of human sexual activity and art. There are also ** statues from the Greek and Roman periods, which are extremely realistic in shape.

Judging from the costumes and furniture, this should be a work of the Tang Dynasty, especially one of the "Ma Zhen Pictures", which made Sha Lu an eye-opener, and secretly said that there was still a historical basis for the Ma Zhen scene when Fan Ye filmed Yang Guifei in the previous life.

Just as Shakru was about to take a closer look at the painting, Mustafina came over and grabbed him by the arm and said, "Boss, you see, there is actually a sculpture here that we saw in Carbonlajo. Shakru looked over, and sure enough, he saw several small sculptures with an extremely strong ancient Indian style, the sculpture style and human position are similar to the sculptures of the Kabang Rajo temple complex, and the posture is extremely exaggerated, if it is not a god or a yoga master, he will never be able to do it, so Shakru pointed to a sculpture that serves two male gods at the same time in a posture lower than the waist and laughed at Kabaeva: "Eva, why don't we try this pose at night?" ”

Before Kabaeva could answer, Mustafina excitedly said, "Okay, okay, I'll help when the time comes." ”

At this time, Kabaeva, the object of ridicule, seemed to ignore this, but pulled Shakru's finger and asked the two men who were snuggled together not far away: "Boss, then, what's going on?" ”

Shakru really didn't want to answer this question, because it reminded him of the unpleasant experience last night, but the elder Bergkamp explained it for him: "Well, because gay marriage is legal in our country, there are more such same-sex couples, and if they don't hinder us, then let's try to respect them." ”

It can be seen that the elder Bergkamp did not appreciate this behavior very much, so several people left the area quickly and went up the second floor through the stairs.

The second floor is a three-dimensional collection area of sound and light, and various dynamic exhibits made using sound, light and electricity technology are the characteristics of this museum. The first to greet everyone is Marilyn Monroe, many sex museums have statues of her, it seems that the status of a world-class star is not ordinary, when you see her for the first time, she gives you a meaningful smile, and her posture is a little dignified; In the blink of an eye, she became a flying skirt and showed her legs, showing a bit of coquettishness. On the other side, there is a set that mimics the shooting scene of the Monroe ********, and Marilyn Monroe is posing in various poses. (It is said that when Monroe was not popular, in order to make a living, he took a lot of **** photos.) ）

Then there are some famous historical figures who show as "sex symbols", one of which is the world-famous female spy Marta Harriet during the First World War, this Dutch woman's beprising belly **** was a sensation in Paris, dressed in a transparent gauze dress, the sexy Marta, standing in front of a heavily armed soldier, holding a gun in both hands, the muzzle of the gun to the ground, slightly bending the knees, this scene is she was arrested for using beauty as a spy for the Germans, and when she was sent to the execution ground for execution, her posture made the executioner lose his mind and raise the gun.

Of course, Amsterdam's most famous window girl is indispensable here, the design here and the "exhibitionist man" on the first floor is the same, as long as there are tourists approaching, the window girl will open the window, bare ****, lean out of the window, and seem to be actively soliciting guests.

However, more exhibits are used to show various forms of human sexual orientation, such as homosexuality, ******, exhibitionism, etc., such as a "woman" who is tied to a disc and subjected to various abuses

In the end, everyone took a group photo next to a big **** more than two meters high and then left this very special museum, and then accompanied by the old Bergkamp, and then visited the ancient palace, windmill village, Van Gogh Museum and other attractions in turn, Shakru took Mustafina and Kabaeva back to New Delhi.

The reason why Shakru is in such a hurry to return to New Delhi is that the Netherlands is already almost busy, and second, he is in a hurry to go back to New Delhi to watch a good show, which he didn't watch last year because he was busy making money, but he doesn't want to miss it again this year.

PS: I just finished the civil service exam, and I found that writing an argument is not the same thing as writing a novel