002 is a bit of a cheat
"Ahh!!!!!h Cheng Huailiang stretched his waist for a long time, feeling that he had not slept so comfortably for a long time.
When I opened my eyes, I found myself still walking on a precious wooden bed, covered with unknown precious animal skins, not a modern Simmons bed.
"Hey, it's not a dream, let's see it first." Cheng Huailiang muttered to himself.
Cheng Huailiang lay on the bed for a while and decided to get up, but was stunned when looking for clothes to wear, this is clothes? This is the pants?
Cheng Huailiang looked at the clothes, pants, and hats placed on the head of the bed and was stunned. Is this a piece of clothing? Why are there no buttons? Just a few ribbons floated around. This is the pants? This is his M skirt, right, I'm a man, what kind of skirt do you wear?
I inadvertently looked down, what is it tied to my crotch? A big lump, like a child's diaper, a cheating father, too cheating a father. Don't take such a bully.
"Shadow, Shadow, come out for me!" Cheng Huailiang shouted loudly.
"Coming, coming, young master". Shadow answered and pushed open the door, still holding a basin of water in her hand, "Young master is awake?" Come, let Ying'er wait for the young master to wash up, and then go to the front hall for breakfast! Shadow put the basin on the table and said to Cheng Huailiang.
"Don't do that yet, I ask you, what about my clothes and pants? And what do you think I'm going to do here? Cheng Huailiang pointed to his crotch.
"Isn't this the young master's clothes?" Shadow said, pointing to the clothes on the side of the bed. "Huh? You said that how many straps on this piece of cloth are clothes, and this skirt is also what I wear? You didn't fool me, did you? Ying'er, don't fool me if you look at my kindness, otherwise the consequences will be very serious, I will be rude to you", Cheng Huailiang said as he grimaced at Ying'er.
"Master, I'll help you put it on", Shadow said with a red face, and Shadow walked to the dress and brought the skirt over first. Ying'er was helping Cheng Huailiang to get dressed while explaining: "Your robe is a robe with a lack of crotch, not a skirt, a robe with a lack of crotch is a straight coat, that is, a robe with left and right slits, he is matched with a hood, leather belt, and long boots, there are not so many restraints at home, and there is not so much attention to wearing clothes at ordinary times, only on important occasions such as meeting the saint and sacrificial occasions are very particular," Ying'er explained to Cheng Huailiang while helping him get dressed, and he worked for more than half an hour to put on the clothes.
"Hey, it's so troublesome to get dressed, if you weren't around, I found that I wouldn't even be able to get dressed!" Cheng Huailiang sighed. "As long as the young master doesn't drive away the shadow, the shadow will always accompany the young master." Shadow said weakly on the side. "You're so well-behaved, how can I be willing to drive you away," Cheng Huailiang said as he turned his head and shook his waist to look at his new look, tsk! Don't say it, although the Tang costume is very troublesome to wear, it looks pretty good, but I'm not used to this body, the soul of an adult, and the childlike body makes people a little awkward.
Cheng Huailiang walked to the table, directly picked up the water in the basin with his hand and began to wash his face, and wiped it with water casually, "Shadow, where is the toothpaste and toothbrush?" Help me get it, I can't remember, I'm going to brush my teeth! ”
"What's toothpaste?" What is a toothbrush? Is it the kind of guy with a lot of pig hair on a single piece of wood? Shadow asked innocently.
"Oh, buy pimples, I forgot again!" Cheng Huailiang patted his head and said. "And how do you brush your teeth?" "Where can we ordinary people brush their teeth, brushing their teeth is something that you nobles and rich people can do!" Shadow responded.
"Don't ink, go get it for me, I'm going to visit my parents after I brush it, and then go out for a walk, do you want to go?" When Ying'er heard that she was going to go out for a walk, she rushed out directly, and after a while, she folded a willow branch and a pinch of green salt, "Young master, give it, brush your teeth with this!" Cheng Huailiang looked at the willow branches and green salt and was stunned, this is a scene that he had only seen in novels before, and it actually happened to him. Hey, I don't want to think about it, I can't change anything if I think about it? Get used to your current identity and live your current life. got rid of the short-term confusion, Cheng Huailiang brushed it as fast as possible, and the bitter taste of willow branches would definitely stay in his mouth for a day, which was really unforgettable, and then followed Ying'er to meet his father.
While walking, while looking at their current home, the home is divided into the front hall and the backyard, the backyard is generally inhabited by female dependents, outsiders generally do not come in, there are not many people in the house, because it is the general's mansion, so there are only a few people who serve the living life at the most basic level, the front hall is a large living room, mainly used for picking up guests and dining, there is a large martial arts arena outside, the Cheng family is not like other family courtyards are deep, the style of the Cheng family is simple and simple and rough.
Cheng Yanjin has 3 sons, the eldest son Cheng Chumo, 15 years old this year, is a captain in Zuoqiuwei, although he is only 15 years old, he has the style of his father, and his courage is unparalleled. The third son, Cheng Chubi, is 11 years old and looks young, but he is taller and stronger than ordinary children, and he is also a tyrant in Chang'an City. Mrs. Cui is very gentle and virtuous, and her three sons are all good men under her training. These are all told to Cheng Huailiang by Ying'er when chatting with Ying'er, although Cheng Huailiang doesn't have much recognition of them now, but since God has let him come to ancient times, to the Tang Dynasty, to the dynasty that everyone dreams of returning to, he is about to see the rise of the prosperous Tang Dynasty, thousands of small countries are surviving under the prestige of the Tang Dynasty, and he has to help the deceased children to fulfill their filial piety.
It's a pity that my parents don't know how they should live if they lose themselves? But what can be done now? Is it possible for God to send me back? Since there is no way now, Cheng Huailiang doesn't want to, he is originally a character who is at ease with what he encounters.
Although he has not yet seen these relatives of the Tang Dynasty, he is full of expectations for his future life, because here is finally a chance to realize his two dreams.
While walking, I was thinking about these things in a mess, and after a while, I arrived in the front hall, and there were 3 people sitting in the front hall, one was my mother Cui's, and the other was a father who looked like a gorilla, hey, I hope the future level is not like him, otherwise how can I seduce a beautiful woman, and there is a kid with a long tiger head and a tiger brain. Of course, it's the little brother Cheng Chubi.
"Dad, mother, little brother, good morning!" "Well, come over and eat!" Cheng Yanjin said. "Liang'er, are you feeling better now, is there anything uncomfortable?" Choi asked. "It's okay, it's much better, but there are a lot of things I don't remember very well." Cheng Huailiang replied. "Yes. It's okay, come and eat, the food will be cold for a while"!
Cheng Huailiang walked to Cheng Chubi's side and sat down next to him, the tiger boy kept staring at him, looked at him for a long time, didn't see any tricks, took a bowl for Cheng Huailiang and said by the way: "Brother, eat well, rest well, go out with me when you are well." Cheng Huailiang smiled and touched the tiger boy's head and said, "Okay, whoever bullies you when the time comes, tell my brother that he will beat him!" "This is the first meal that Cheng Huailiang ate in Datang, although it is very simple, but it feels good and warm. But to be honest, it's hard to eat!