The fat man's name is Liu Yan, the word is also thick, the family has 500 acres of fertile land, is a complete landlord class, although this person has passed the examination, but he knows that he has no hope for the examination, as for every autumn examination still comes together, it is nothing more than not wanting to give up that little opportunity.

Moreover, I have a good relationship with a few talented people in high school in this county, so in addition to some necessary expenses, such as wine and food, most of them are paid in advance by this fat man.

The end of the last exam means that the three-year penance is over, as for the results, it is natural to look at the list in three days, high school students will be overjoyed, and they will definitely be sad when they fall off the list, but for the third uncle, a group of people who have taken the test at least four or five times, even if they don't win, it is reasonable, if they win, then they will be **** lucky!

Three days later, the list will be released, naturally, today will have a good time together, and finally have a good time, there are certainly not a few people who hold this method, so, the whole restaurant, all are the showmen who charter the table, at the beginning, these showmen also pay attention to some Sven etiquette, but three or five glasses of wine down, one by one all become dissolute, compared to the street scoundrels and Meng Lang a lot!

Obviously, the shopkeeper of the hotel is used to this scene, looking at the group of well-dressed scholars in the store slapping the table and smashing the wine jug at the moment, without even blinking their eyelids!

"Brother Ziming is talented, this year, this year will be successful!" The fat man Yihou, who obviously drank with a big tongue, raised his wine glass again and said to the third uncle: "Brother Ziming, please!" ”

"Brother Ziming is here, next to him, this is Brother Ziming, I am a chess order! Yihou brothers and everyone admit their mistakes and should be punished! Be punished! ”

The third uncle, who was also holding a wine glass, also shook his head, and then pointed to Zhang Jie on the side and said, "Nephew, you, but, you didn't play well?" How can you drink alone, come, have a drink with the third uncle! ”

Two double images appeared in front of him, and Zhang Jie, who was vague at the moment, also raised his wine glass and shouted, "It's done!" ”

After saying that, he raised his head and swallowed the contents of the cup!

The wine entered his throat, but there was a burst of overturning in his stomach, Zhang Jie, who was covering his mouth, rushed straight to the door, just out of the door, he vomited and vomited, and when he vomited a stomach of yellow water, he felt a little sober.

Someone next to him handed over tea, took it and rinsed his mouth, and when the smell was washed away, it was a lot better, and he took the handkerchief handed by him again, wiped his face, and listened to the noise behind him, but he never wanted to go in again!

Dragging his steps forward, there was a stone bridge not far in front of him, Zhang Jie came to the stone bridge, and before he could sit down, he heard someone behind him suddenly speak: "The autumn test is held once every three years, even if it must be won this year, it will be in three years, why not think about it!" ”

The voice was crisp, and when I looked back, it was a girl with pigtails, but there were some ghosts, and I couldn't see it really, sitting by the stone bridge, letting the night wind blow on my face, after a while, Zhang Jie said:

"Jumping into the river? You think too highly of me, to be honest, I really don't have the guts, even if I want to kill myself, I will find a good place, and then leave unconsciously, but I don't dare to be in this dirty and smelly water. ”

The girl behind her seemed to want to leave, but looking at the young man on the stone bridge looking drunk, and a little worried that if he was left here, something would really happen, but he was afraid that his own restaurant would be implicated.

"There are so many talented people in the restaurant, I think you are the youngest, you are the first time to come, when the list is released in a few days, I hope you can go to high school!"

"Hehe, if I can win, then there is a ghost!" He laughed at himself, and then lay down on the stone bridge all of a sudden, looking at the brilliant stars above his head, Zhang Jie, who slowly closed his eyes, chuckled:

"You don't know, I can't even read the bullshit questions from the examiner, let alone solve the questions, tell you, I didn't answer any of those questions, how about it, amazing!"

"Ah......h As soon as Zhang Jie finished speaking, he saw that the little girl on the side opened her eyes wide, and then covered her mouth, looking incredible, and the girl with surprise on her face groaned for a while, and then comforted: "It won't matter this time, next time, next time, just come again next time, anyway, you are still young, come again next year, won't it be all right!" ”

Seeing that the girl's expression was cute, Zhang Jie, who came to the spirit, said nonsense with a big tongue:

"Next year? I'm going to have a fart next year, don't look at my questions and don't answer them, but when the list is released, the top of the list will definitely be me! Hey, you still don't believe it, don't believe it, let's bet, you don't know, the question I answered is not the question on the bullshit exam paper, what I answered, that is the way of survival of all the people in the world, that is the majesty of my great country, do you know, my question, that is for the emperor Lao Tzu to see, what kind of bullshit examiner, how can I be qualified to review ......! ”

"Void ......! Well, got it, got it. You are amazing, you dare to say anything, and you are not afraid of being heard, if it reaches the ears of those big masters, you will never want to pass the test in your life! The pouting girl looked like you had drunk too much, and even looked left and right, and after making sure that there was no one nearby, she carefully breathed a sigh of relief!

"What are you afraid of, it's just you and me here, can you still go and report me? Even if you go to denounce it, I won't admit it, don't say this, you go and help me with a cup of tea, I'm still a little thirsty! ”

When the girl agreed to leave, she stood up gently, but she didn't want to, a gust of wind blew, and her mind was dizzy again, and the next moment, her stomach began to turn over the river and the sea again, looking at the stone pillar in front of her, Zhang Jie, who took a step forward, thought about holding on to the pillar, but the strange thing was that he was obviously approaching the stone pillar, but his hand was empty.

The body fell diagonally!

'Poof! ’

The next moment, after hearing a girl's scream in his ears, Zhang Jie lost consciousness!

Confused, I don't know how long the time has passed, I can't open my eyes, I feel weak all over, my body is also sore, and I can't help shaking my body to let Zhang Jie know that I shouldn't be in bed, my eyes opened a slit with difficulty, and I saw that the third uncle was leaning on the side and falling asleep.

After a while, he accumulated some strength, and when Zhang Jie reluctantly sat up, the third uncle, who seemed to be awakened, was immediately excited, and then the third uncle, who was full of hatred for iron and steel, spoke:

"Xiaojie, this scientific examination is just a path to promotion and wealth, although this path is important, it can't be compared with your own life anyway, your life is gone, what's the use of you being the champion of high school? It's not that the third uncle said you, don't look at you now as a talented man, but the heart is still not mature enough, look at the third uncle, if you don't hit it, you won't be in it, go home and review it, and come back in three years, you kid is good, if you can't pass the test, you will throw yourself into the river directly, if there is really something long, two short, how do you let the third uncle explain to your grandfather......! ”

The third uncle on the side has been chattering, and only then did Zhang Jie react, he was sitting in the carriage, looking at the scenery outside the window, Zhang Jie suddenly asked: "Third uncle, have you released the list?" Am I the first name? ”