Chapter Ninety-Four: These Things Can't Be Taught
Everything is fine, Liu Ao, who let go of his worries, snorted, brushed his teeth, and had no toothpaste. Fine salt is already a luxury! Now Datang is also very short of salt! Only in schools can such fine salt be used.
It's a pity that this recipe was stolen away by Li Er, who came to the school for a private visit last time, and Liu Ao didn't know it yet! The point is that I didn't plan to make money with this, the current salt belongs to the state, there are only salt officials, no salt merchants.
I took a cold bath happily, and the hot water was still supplied, which was the patent of girls, and Liu Ao stipulated that in summer, men must take a cold bath! Old man, why are you so squeamish?
I don't know that these gentlemen have taught him to be very squeamish, take a bath every day, every day! The whole Datang. It is estimated that there is only this one, and there is no semicolon!
Now there is one more punishment, if you can't finish your studies, you won't be allowed to take a bath, God, this rule is ruthless! The first unlucky guy was the kid of the Duan family who was beaten by Xiaodong! Thought not to take a bath? What's there?
But the next day, this kid who didn't take a bath, everyone walked up to him and shook their heads! They all fan their noses with their hands. "Is that an exaggeration?" Smell it yourself, it doesn't smell much!
If you don't take a bath, you still have to work, just this weather? It's sweating when you move! The point is, not a single room, but a dormitory? Can there be good? Here, even the prince has no privileges! It is normal to be repaired!
As a result, Duan Boy has a long memory this time!
Refreshed, back to the study! "Cool!"
Ice, it's done! How is it a dog? No, it's a big white, this is a big white shape? Ice sculpture? Who is so bullish?
Look at a piece of ice on the coffee table. Fruit knives, as well as knives for engraving. Look at Zhang Lao's satisfied appearance. Yes, that's him. Unexpectedly, Zhang Lao still has this hand!
Needless to say, the ice was made by Xiao Wu, looking at Xiao Wu and Xiao Dong, he excitedly picked up the ice sculpture and was about to run back to show off. "Don't get water everywhere! It won't be long before it melts! Put it in a basin! ”
Girls? All love these weird things! Actually, I like it too! The ice sculptures of later generations made the inside into pipes, poured red wine into it, and then came out, which was used in many large-scale banquets.
Liu Ao said what he thought. Zhang Zishan glanced at it: "This is not simple? I'm not interested today, well, at the wooden wedding, the old man got one for him, it's absolutely good-looking, the premise, you don't seem to have any grape wine here, right? ”
"There is still half a barrel, it is estimated that there will be no tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and the grapes will come down. Let's do it ourselves, absolutely authentic! Wood wedding wine, peace to find a way! ”
"Xianggong, what else won't you know?" Chu Chu said sourly.
"Yes, if you have a child, I won't be able to give birth."
"Poof......" Chu Chu laughed! Grabbed Liu Ao's shoulder and beat it!
"Ahem. Not a shape, a princess. A colt should always set an example for the children! Zhang Lao shook his head and smiled bitterly. I got up and went to look for Zimu. Leave some room for two!
Xiaolian also cleaned up the coffee table and went out.
"Oh, sniff, does it smell of kerosene on my mouth?" Liu Ao drank kerosene and breathed fire with his mouth just now, Chu Chu saw it! Carefully lean over and sniff!
"No, no...... Woo......" mouth was blocked by Liu Ao, and his body suddenly became a noodle......
The night was very hot, dark, and there was not a single star! There is no wind, and it is estimated to rain!
Two old men, a chair each! One big wine jar for one person! A few washed cucumbers! Don't talk either! Sip wine and occasionally take a bite of a cucumber!
"You say, the young master doesn't understand martial arts! However, in the ancient world, I always feel that the martial arts in it are very reasonable, and it seems that a person who is very familiar with martial arts said it! ”
"Who knows, boy! If it weren't for your magic barrier today, the old man wouldn't have known that he had this ability! In summer, the water turns into ice, the fire is made in the air, and the fire dragon is breathed in the mouth! Usually, which one would you believe?
How many years! The old man has only been living like a person for half a year! You, with such a master, isn't it better than being a god? You and I are pursuing the peak of martial arts for a lifetime, do you think that kid has ever moved a little bit to rise?
is to learn the secret art of Tianzhu with Yang Wuniang, that is, the yoga in his mouth, and you want to shoot him to death if you say it! Say what to practice softer, between the beds...... Lots of tricks? Do you listen? ”
"Huh... Cough...... It's not good, people who can't endure hardship, and even live a little meridian and cry wolf, tsk! It's strange that so many women around him can still maintain their virgin bodies?
What amazes me even more is that no matter where the young master goes, he seems to be very familiar with the local characteristics! I don't understand! Can a person be as smart? Have the ability to communicate naturally? ”
Seems to remember something. Zimu suddenly stopped the topic! "There's firewood in there, nothing will happen, right?" Transferred to this one!
"I haven't had an accident with two little girls in a bathtub all day, and now I'm in the study, what can happen?" Zhang Lao said indifferently!
In fact, I really look down on Liu Ao, and now Liu Ao is no longer satisfied with the sweetness on his lips! The hand has already begun to attack...... And Chu Chu is already in a state of confusion!
"Click" a flash of light! Then there was a thunderbolt, this thunderbolt also woke up the two forgetful men and women who were about to enter the state!
"Ah~" Chu Chu, who snorted, got rid of Liu Ao's magic grasp and quickly sorted out his clothes! The weak heart pointed outside!
Minato, damn thief! I don't need you to remind me, my brother knows that he is not old enough, but he has too many thoughts! Can you imagine the depression of an old man in his thirties?
"Boom...... it was raining heavily.
"Well, I can't go back today! Wait a minute, Xiaolian will send the umbrella back, well, why don't you bring the two girls of corn? ”
"What? Still worried? Okay, I'll get it to you tomorrow! "Chu Chu threw a big health ball!
Why are you talking about them like this, shouldn't they! Liu Ao was annoyed! Misspoken! "Oh, Elder Zhang, they're still outside!" Changing the subject is a great way to resolve embarrassment!
"Well, wait for your reminder, it's already drenched." In the corridor outside the window, Zhang Zishan's voice came! The embarrassed Chu Chu glared at Liu Ao fiercely, and he didn't know if he had been seen in his embarrassed state just now!
"Young master, Sister Chu Chu, the umbrella is up!" Big and small lotus come over with two umbrellas!
Anyway, it's not the first time that Chu Chu has stayed overnight in the academy, it's not a big deal. Seeing them off, Liu Ao was about to go to rest, when Xiao Wu came in with an umbrella.
"Xiao Wu, why haven't you rested yet?"
"Brother Master, Xiao Wu begs you for something, okay?"
"What's the matter, you still need to ask for this? Go ahead! ”
"Don't teach these things to those students......" (To be continued.) )
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