Chapter 65: Dealing with a Fool

Yelu Lihu, the third son of Taizu Abaoji, is one zhang tall, huge in size, and infinitely powerful.

Modern people may have no concept of the statement of one foot tall, but in modern terms, it is two meters and three meters tall!

You must know that Yao Ming's height is only two meters 26, and this Yelu Lihu is a little taller than Yao Ming

In this world where malnutrition is widespread and most adult men are only about 1.6 meters tall, ordinary people standing in front of Yelu Lihu are probably just at the position of his navel!

Yelu Lihu has always looked down at people, in his eyes, walking into this world is like walking into a garden full of rabbits, anyone, no matter what they look like, is just a little rabbit, he walks in the world very carefully, if you are not careful, it is easy to trample to death many people.

Because he is not only tall, but also heavy!

Yao Ming's figure is relatively standard, weighing about two hundred and eighty pounds, while Yelu Lihu has nearly four hundred pounds!

He Daxian had never seen Yelu Lihu before, so when Yelu Lihu turned out of the foot of the mountain for the first time, although he expected it, he was still startled when he saw the real person, thinking that it was a gorilla crawling out of the deep mountains.

Yelu Lihu's head and forehead are small, but his mouth and chin are large, and the whole thing is a gourd-shaped head, and his eyes are squinted to look like a gorilla.

The problem is that gorillas aren't that big either! The weight of a horse rarely exceeds 300 catties, and Yelu Lihu weighs 400 catties, and there is no horse in the world that he can ride!

His mount is a tall, fat, double-haired camel!

was already tall, and then rode a high-headed camel, with a group of Khitan cavalry poured out, as if a kindergarten aunt came out with a group of children, or like a lion with a group of little monkeys out, standing out from the crowd, mighty and fierce, particularly conspicuous, particularly dazzling.

The Tang soldiers on the opposite side saw this monster like a mountain, all of them were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and their legs trembled, if it weren't for General Zhao's many victories in front, I am afraid that they would have dispersed in a hurry.

In the strict sense, Yelu Lihu is not a mentally handicapped person, but can only be regarded as the kind of person who has a small head, a slow reaction, and a slow to think about things. Such people are often affectionately referred to as "stupid" or "idiots", but generally not "mentally retarded".

If you often call a mentally handicapped person a stupid, then be careful, you may be a mentally handicapped yourself.

Stupid human beings will always have some advantages that ordinary people do not have, for example, some people are mental arithmetic geniuses, some people can recite two thousand decimal places after pi, and so on.

For Yelu Lihu, it's telepathy.

Jeruzacius was a playmate who grew up with him, and the two practiced martial arts together, read and wrote together, went on expeditions to fight together, and killed people of all ethnic groups together.

So as soon as Jeruza's head was cut off by He Daxian, Yelu Lihu sensed it.

But it can't be helped, he's stupid, he's slow, he's small, he has to sleep!

Therefore, Yelu Lihu could only continue to sleep, tossing and turning in his dreams and feeling the grief and pain of losing his brother, until he woke up at almost three o'clock in the afternoon.

There was a thick smell of feces, urine and blood in the big tent!

The two poor fat women had long been strangled to death by the tyrannical Yelu Lihu in a dream, and smashed into a pulp, a large piece of fat and intestines were torn all over the ground, and the white bones and round hands, feet and feet were also thrown into the four corners of the big tent.

The handsome man is crazy in his dream, who dares to go in and clean up!

Sitting on the blood-stained and muddy bed, naked, with his hands covered in blood and his head covered in blood, Yelu Lihu knelt on one knee, holding his head in both hands, and howled in pain against the wolf, so frightened that hundreds of soldiers in the pro-military camp threw themselves to the ground, lying on the ground trembling all over, and did not dare to move.

kicked over the big tent, and Yelu Lihu, who had a hideous face, walked out with a hundred and eighty pounds of iron bones.

"Kill! Kill Don Dog! ”

The handsome man wants to leave, who dares to stop him.

In an instant, everyone got on their horses and pulled out, many people wore armor while walking on horses, and all the tents, baggage, slaves, grain and grass were thrown away, and the most important thing was to keep up with the team! Keep up with the big guy!

Who dares to hesitate, then it is no wonder that the handsome man knocked him into the mud with a stick!

Yelu Lihu is famous for his murder, even in his own army, he is full of words, and no one dares to say more than half a word.

Don't say against it, not even a little slower!

At this time, where is there anyone who cares about what kind of organization, what team, and other trivial things, anyway, just go, more than 4,000 horses, and rushed into the valley with that huge monster!

Turning the foot of the mountain, the humble castle tower of Shenchi Pass is in front of you.

Looking at the ugly city walls and gates that these Tang dogs had made, Yelu Lihu's eyes were red!

"Whew!"

The big hand slapped the buttocks of the fat camel under the crotch, raised the iron bone in his hand, and rushed over with a long roar! Thousands of cavalry behind him also followed with shouts and shouts.

Of course, no one dared to rush beyond Yelu Lihu!

When the handsome man sleeps, you play casually, when the handsome rushes to the front, which one dares to surpass the handsome, he will definitely be knocked into scum by the handsome with a stick, this is a bloody lesson many times!

The one hundred and eighty pounds of super-large iron bones seemed to have no weight at all in Yelu Li Hu's big hands, and the brush and brush turned quickly like a windmill, and with a bang, it took hundreds of people more than an hour to carry it over, and the multi-ton boulder that was specially used to block the city gate was shattered into dozens of fragments at once, and flew out like a bomb!

The thick iron bones of the bowl were thrown out casually, and the pillars of the city tower as thick as the basin were instantly broken, and the wooden tower seven or eight meters high immediately collapsed, and countless wooden slabs mixed with various altars and jars tumbled and fell, spilling Yelu Li Hu all over!

"Whew!"

"Whew!"

"Whew!"

In the billowing smoke and dust, the huge Yelu Lihu stood at the gate of the city and howled three times violently inside, as if ten locomotives sounded the whistle together, the earth rolled up a gust of wind out of thin air, the wind and clouds rolled in the sky, and the dark clouds quickly gathered!

Nima, is this still human?

He Daxian looked at the Tang soldiers who were holding on to the position with a little worry.

Fortunately, although everyone's lips were white, everyone's eyes were closed and they didn't dare to look, everyone was trembling incessantly, and everyone was scared to death, everyone still followed his instructions, held the hands of their comrades on both sides tightly, and under the leadership of their respective captains, they kept chanting loudly as if chanting: "Victory!" Win! Win! ”

Well, no one collapsed, everyone gritted their teeth and persevered.

Hit the boulder with a stick in his forehand, and collapse the tower with a stick in his backhand, and now, there is nothing in front of him to stop Yelu Lihu.

Like a demon descending from another world, Yelu Lihu rode on a high-headed camel, stepped on a heavy step, clicked over the city wall, and strode into the ruds of the tower!

When Yelu Lihu's huge figure appeared in front of the Tang soldiers through the dust, he suddenly hesitated and stopped.

In front of him was a wall of fire.

He Daxian behind the wall of fire grinned.

It's just a fool, where is it so hard?

Yelu Li Hu practiced kung fu all over his body, his skin was as hard as iron, and the ordinary bow and arrow long knife slashed at his body, and there was no trace of blood at all.

This kind of invulnerable freak, where did He Daxian dare to fight him.

However, Yelu Lihu is a historical celebrity, and the disadvantage of being a historical celebrity is that the hole cards are all in the historian's book!

Therefore, He Daxian knows both the advantages and disadvantages of Yelu Lihu.

Yelu Lihu is afraid of fire!

What's so strange about this? Isn't it the atavistic phenomenon that looks like a beast?

What are the beasts afraid of? Afraid of fire!

Therefore, He Daxian pinched his fingers and knew that Yelu Lihu would be the first to rush into the city gate, so he simply arranged all the five hundred archers to the first low wall, and put a lot of fire oil in the altar jar on the city tower.

Now that the idiot saw the wall of fire, fear began to appear in his little head!

He Daxian also raised his hand at the same time:

"All ignition! Get ready! Shoot! ”

Hula, five hundred Tang Army archers raised their bows and shot together, and five hundred rockets shot at the huge and incomparable body fifty meters away!

With a bang, Yelu Lihu's whole person turned into a big torch!

"Ahh

Yelu Lihu was suddenly frightened, and with a fierce fire, he turned around and fled.

This is a complete explosion, and there are thousands of Khitan cavalry crammed into the narrow valley behind!

You're rolling towards them like a fireball?

All the Khitans began to flee for their way, trampling on each other, desperately trying to dodge the huge fireball rolling over! But it's useless, the place is small, the passage is narrow

However, He Daxian still didn't think one fireball was enough.

The one hundred and fifty cavalry of the Tang army, the heavy cavalry of the Zhao family, and the two hundred cavalry of the Shenchi militia were already ready, and the bodies of the people and war horses were covered with human bone whistles, and the ears of all the war horses were also covered with thick mud.

"Cavalry! Ho Fight! ”

"Fight!"

"Kill the Khitan!"

"Kill!"