Chapter 363: Wen and Wu
There is more than one answer sent by General Wen, anyway, it has become a laughing stock, Tang Wangdian simply wrote down those answers without defeat in his heart, because he felt that he could get together such answers, and Wen Fei's ability to pair was also drunk.
Let's take a look at this answer, what are the "sand filling iron cannon troughs", "money buried coal port village" and "gray painted iron plate wall". It's all a belly-chilling couplet, I really don't know how General Wen's brain came up with it, it's here to be funny. In a serious situation, it must be a failure.
But money can make ghosts grind, Qi Taiyu, the most uneducated boss, smashed 5,000 oceans out, the fairy hall always has to be taken care of, no one said what the standard is for the pair, Sister Xuexian actually sent an assistant girl to pass the word, thinking that Boss Tang's downlink is not only many, but also unique, and Boss Tang's side has won!
Brother Zhang suddenly jumped up: "What? Can their bullshit win us? There is a shady scene, not convinced! β
If you don't accept it, the museum has already invited them to listen to a pillar of incense for free, what do you want? Don't we have to make money, Uncle Zhang, please, more than a dozen stick guys from the five big and three thick in the nursing home came over angrily and asked Zhang Ye to retreat, and after some pushing, they just put Zhang Ye out.
Sister Xuexian is really interested in Tang Wangdian's invitation to the pair of Zidaren, and after Zhengda received the guests and started chatting happily, she used this to provoke the conversation, and Tang Wangdian called to ask General Wen.
General Wen happily answered Principal Tang's question: "There is no military affairs during this time, I am very idle, it just happens that WordPress has opened the plug-in function, I found that the regular expressions in it are very interesting, so I learned about it, and then a group of people who are interested in Chinese culture got together to compete in pairs, and I just built a number jΓΉ library, from which Chinese characters with various characteristics can be extracted, so just now I used positive expressions to extract Chinese characters containing gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and then classify them according to Pingxuan, Hundreds of downlinks were randomly generated.
A large amount is very useless, what 'candle ditch pine villa mud', 'fire buried astringent iron gun', but there are also some to make up, how about it? Does it work for principals? β
Amazing, to be able to write a program that automatically generates the next link in a column of incense with regular expressions, it seems that General Wen has been a general for so long, but the effort in his hands has not fallen at all.
Principal Tang praised Wen's ability, praised and encouraged him, saying that he could work in one of his mysterious teams after he did not join the army, where a large number of regular expression programming masters were needed.
Wen was also very happy, as if he had returned to his student days, when anyone who did anything to be praised by the principal would have their tails cocked.
No matter how literate Sister Xuexian is, she rarely comes into contact with the computer technology circle, or for the first time she knows that the computer can do automatic downward linking, which is really amazing, at this time, she faintly feels that Mr. Tang is not an ordinary person, and the confidence that listens to him describe computer technology is not comparable to ordinary people.
It's over, Tang Wangdian said very modestly that the development of technology can never replace the different charm brought by traditional culture and customs, just like the fairyland of Shanglin Immortal Pavilion is really a great place, and I have to come to see it often in the future, drink tea and listen to the piano, and flutter like immortals.
The happy Snow Fairy Ji was full of interest, and the level of playing for everyone was higher and higher, and it was really a rewarding night. Shanglin Xianguan sells a feeling of love, so it is impossible for ordinary guests to spend the night here on the first night, however, Boss Qi gave too much reward, which can be an exception, Boss Tang still decided to focus on "love", and Shi Shiran left the Xianguan two hours later.
Boss Qi felt a little painful about the 5,000 oceans, but since Boss Tang was quite happy, it was worth it, and it was hard to buy a big brother to be happy.
There are also unhappy people, of course, it is Brother Zhang's gang, after they were angrily thrown out of the fairy hall, they didn't dare to make trouble on the territory of the snake in Beijing immediately, and they dared to open such a magnificent restaurant in Fireworks Willow Lane.
They were going to put the account on Boss Tang and his gang, so they sent two scuds to keep an eye at the door, and they were sure to wait for Boss Tang and his party to come out and take revenge.
In these years, the Scuds can't match the four-wheeled cars, but fortunately, they also have cars in their large army, and they are also from a non-Windsor car factory, a brand in Germany: Daimler. This is an off-road vehicle that imitates a jaguar, it is very expensive, Brother Zhang is really not an ordinary person, driving a luxury car, and the younger brother also drives an off-road vehicle that is not bad, quietly and far behind the convoy of Tang Wangdian.
The Hessian mercenary guard wittily said: "Boss, someone is following us. β
Tang Ning said happily: "Really? Then don't rush back, drive to the middle of nowhere, and see what they want to do. β
Of course they can't go back, if their car drives into the Forbidden City, tracking their little tail will directly scare the pee, so what's the fun?
In fact, the origin of these three monsters is also traceable, Tang Monster and Xu Monster are relatively low-key, one drives a maned wolf, the other drives a mini, none of them are high-end models, and Qi Lao Monster is more bold, driving a top jaguar, and the license plate is Shanghai 1866, Brother Zhang, if they gossip a little, they should know that Shanghai 1866 was the first car in the Qing Dynasty when the jaguar was released.
Finally, a little brother Zhang noticed the eye-catching "Hu 1866", and said a little worriedly: "Brother, these people seem to have a lot of background, or the people who don't go to the Lin Xian Pavilion may not do this, obviously it is our turn to give it to them." β
Zhang Heiwu slapped his little brother and said with a cruel smile: "People live to fight for a breath, I don't care what ****** come from, let them see what 'Divine Fist Zhang Heiwu' is, it's a big deal to go back to Daqing to mix." What do you want a bracelet here in Beijing, it's annoying, and the most annoying trace of our mixed society can be found? β
The younger brother had no choice but to smile: "Big brother is right, listen to you." β
Tang Wangdian's convoy drove further to the new city, and the most remote was of course the newly built house that no one had moved in.
When their car drove out of the courtyard city, Brother Zhang and they were already very happy, haha, there is a road in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break in.
Farther than the courtyard town is the foreigner district, where the three-story apartments are different, and you can see neat rows of three-story apartments around one small fortress after another in the distance.
If you still remember the pattern of this community, they are surrounded by 3,600 square meters of large public space in the center, and Tang Ye's car took the lead in drilling into the words "Construction land, please do not trespass!" "Plaque in the small central park.
This plaque is written by hand, and it is extremely ugly, and it is obviously unexpected that there are villagers nearby who came to see the excitement and make the construction party improvise.
Boss Qi got out of the car and shouted, "Hey, big brother, what are you doing here?" The lights are blind, you come to see the house, do you want to buy a house here? β
Tang Ning smiled, opened his arms, and said: "Think about it, this place was a wasteland a few days ago, but now it has become a patch of apartments, and now it is dark and blind, and it will soon be prosperous, and there is a fight with the city that never sleeps in Shanghai, don't you think it's amazing?" β
Qi Taiyu couldn't fit into Boss Tang's love, but he had already found that a car was coming, and they also got into the small park together, and the front and back doors were blocked at the same time, and their group became a turtle in the urn, Qi Taiyu was a little nervous, but he still said humorously: "I think it's amazing buddy is here, and I want to enjoy the miracle of the world with you." β
The guards beckoned the bosses to hide in their bulletproof cars in case something happened.
But their worries are superfluous, these big brothers and younger brothers are all armed with machetes and iron rods, and there should be no weapons of mass destruction, they just want to teach a "goodwill" lesson to the guys who dare to compete with them and be jealous.
It seemed that he couldn't even use a rifle for assault, Tang Ning got out of the car again and greeted Zhang Heiwu cordially: "Boss Zhang!" It's fate, we meet again! β
Zhang Heiwu laughed: "Boss Tang! What a guts! Now, it's time to rip your skin off, right? No, you're a turtle shell, and the shrunken turtle that no one dares to see is talking about you! β
Brother Zhang's younger brothers echoed and laughed.
Tang Ning said indifferently: "Then, am I brave or not?" β
Zhang Hei was stunned, he was actually caught, and he couldn't help but be annoyed and angry: "Less nonsense!" Today, I will teach you a few rules of the rivers and lakes. He had a fierce face, and the machete in his hand slapped with a slap, which was terrifying.
Tang Ning frowned: "Master Zhang, whether you are a divine fist or a divine sword, you are a little unsure here." β
Qi Taiyu and Xu Rongcun both laughed heartily when they heard this, and their laughter was more natural than that of Brother Zhang's younger brothers.
Zhang Heiwu: "If you dare to go against Lao Tzu, it will naturally be a divine fist, and if you run away, it will naturally be a divine knife to cut you neatly." People live to fight for a breath, and the brothers kowtow to the master three times, and the master will spare you, and we will not blame the past. β
Tang Ning: "Don't be like this, peace is precious, can you give some money?" β
Zhang Heiwu thought that the other party had softened, and he couldn't hear the mockery in Tang Ning's words, and shouted: "We are all people who can afford to go to the Lin Immortal Pavilion, and we are not short of money, today is a fight for breath, hehe, you have swept the lord's interest, these three rings are not good." β
Tang Ning: "Divine Fist Divine Sword Zhang Ye!" Just now we compared the text in Shaanxi Lane, it seems that now there is no competition, Zhang Ye is unwilling to stop, so ...... It's hard to do it. It's better to be like this, you have one person, we have one person, see whose kung fu is good, what you lose is to knock your head, a gentleman's word! β
Zhang Heiwu shouted: "It's hard to chase the horse!" Lao Tzu will personally meet your masters! He played with the big blade, and won the applause of the younger brothers, and it seemed that there were still two more hits.
Tianjin Tiewei said in a low voice, "Let me fight, Mr. Tang." β
Downing smiled and shook his head.
Qi Taiyu was a little worried, and said, "Big brother, you don't know how to itch your hands, right?" β
Tang Ning shook his head again: "I'm not a martial artist. β
Zhang Heiwu pointed at the big knife and shouted: "Which of you will fight?" β
Tang Ning still smiled like a tiger: "Master Zhang, don't be impatient, my people will be there soon." β
Dare to love and have reinforcements? Everyone didn't know how Boss Tang summoned reinforcements, Zhang Heiwu just felt that it was a little bit unpleasant, he got more than a dozen people here, and now he is bullying others There are only six men, the so-called two fists are hard to defeat four hands, and any magic fist and divine knife are empty.
If it is really a divine sword that is invincible to the other party, it is enough to rush forward, this is the real rule of the rivers and lakes. But if the other party can summon help, if he can summon one, he can summon a nest, and it seems that the shape of his side is not very good.
Thinking of this, Zhang Heiwu wanted to start early. The three bodyguards saw Zhang Heiwu's thoughts at a glance, and they were all ready to dig out the guys.
If you pull out the gun, the battle will end immediately, and no matter how stupid the martial arts master is, he knows that it is possible to enter the white blade empty-handed, but it is impossible to break the pistol.
Seeing that the gun was about to come out of the shell, Tang Ning raised his hand, and the bodyguards held their temper again, and after a few seconds, a strange sound appeared in the sky, and everyone looked up to see the man in black airborne!
There is only one kind of person who dares to parachute with only one hand to parachute in the posture, and that is the machine qì man. This is an upgraded version of Takehime, however, she is no longer a non-human at 1.2 meters, but has been redesigned to be 1.7 meters, wrapped in a black cloth all over her body.
Ordinary people in black have to show at least a pair of eyes, but this is a ninja, they don't need to show their eyes, it looks extremely weird, it is not a human in the first place.
The ninja fell from the sky, startling everyone except Boss Tang, and Zhang Heiwu and his party took a few steps backwards.
The man in black landed right next to Tang Ning, and as soon as his foot touched the ground, he threw aside the small parachute he was holding in his hand, and his movements were extremely free.
I didn't expect that there would be a chance to let the machine qì ninja go on the battlefield of cold weapons, thank you so much Zhang Ye, Tang Ning looked at this masterpiece of his own machine qì human team, very emotional, this is a machine that can completely simulate a human warrior, it no longer uses a hilarious zombie jump like Wu Ji, but a normal human footstep, the team has worked hard to optimize, so that it can walk with a real simulation of humans.
Downing: "This is what I trained, named Ninja, who is good at nunchucks. Please advise Master Zhang. Ninjia, go for it. β
He made a "forward" gesture, and Ninjia immediately emitted a faint red light, and drew a small cross on the forehead of Zhang Heiwu, who was closest to him, indicating "Do you lock this person?" Downing made another forward gesture to "confirm."
Zhang Heiwu was a little frightened and shouted, "Wait! What is this? "It's so weird that the man in black doesn't need to be seen.
Unfortunately, no one had time to answer his question, Ninjia had already received the order to chase and kill, and with a "whoosh" took off from his back a strange weapon that not many people in the entire Qing Dynasty had ever seen: a steel nunchuck.
The nunchuck uses gravity and has chain edge knots, which are more gorgeous than large blades, and the original intention of Downing's design is to let everyone see how gorgeous it is, so Ninjia is wielding the unpredictable nunchuck while approaching the target, sometimes in the left hand, sometimes in the right hand, sometimes in the front, sometimes in the back, and the speed is even more dazzling.
Everyone had never seen such a gorgeous fight scene, and they were all stunned