Chapter 33 Liu Qian's design, Han Zhong's cold
Liu Qian has been working hard for several years, how can he let this guy be ruined for a while. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but just a waiter, Liu Qian still didn't pay attention to it. Under the backdrop of Xu Shu and Zhang Jaw, Liu Qian fooled this Han Zhong and soon couldn't find the north. Liu Yi and the others looked confused for a while, and said in their hearts, how could this strong Taishou still have such a side, just now he was still talking to this envoy, why did he become such a slippery person for so long?
This time, Liu Qian was transferred by Zhang Rang to the post of Houzhong Lang General, and the post of Taishou was vacant again. Presumably, this Liu Yi will become the supreme commander here for the time being. When the new Taishou did not arrive, Liu Yi naturally became the person with the highest position here. In other words, Liu Qian went to suppress the thief this time, which provided a good opportunity for this Liu Yi. It's just that I don't know how Gongsun Du will seize power in the hands of the current boss in the later period.
Han Zhong saw that Liu Qian and the three of them walked and one father-in-law toasted him, so he naturally drank a lot! After a few glasses of wine in the blink of an eye, Han Zhong watched everyone in front of him turn into ghosts, and finally fell on the table, drunk into mud.
The next day, Liu Qian gathered 30,000 soldiers and horses in the inner camp and went to Youzhou to quell the rebellion. With the partial general Zhang Fei as the vanguard, and the three battalions of the heavy armored cavalry as the vanguard troops, they built bridges and opened roads in the mountains when they encountered waters. He was the commander of the Chinese army, with generals Xu Chu and Dian Wei as deputy generals, and commanded two heavy cavalry battalions, four cavalry crossbow archers and three light cavalry raid battalions as the Chinese army, and escorted his father-in-law Han Zhong along the way. The rear army was led by the staff general Guan Yu as the commander, the counselor Xu Shu as the sergeant, the partial generals Zhang Jaw and Zhao Yun as the deputy generals, Chen Gun and other 12 Yan cavalry commanders and the 18 battalions and the Jiugong Army as the rear army, and Zhang Lan also led 1,000 female soldiers to go out although the rear army. Xu Rongtong had 3,000 swords and axes on the left wing, and Yang Huaitong had 3,000 Youzhou soldiers on the right wing, with a total of 30,000 troops coming out of Liaodong.
Along the way, Zhang Fei led three thousand heavy armored cavalry to stop and go, and kept moving unhurriedly a hundred miles in front of Liu Qian's team. After Zhang Fei, the black charcoal head, was reprimanded by his eldest brother Liu Qian, although the brothers persuaded him, there was always a pimple in his heart. Of course, it's not that I hate Liu Qian, once people in this era get married, they don't kiss brothers, they still have to kiss, and there is a way that the eldest brother is the father. So even if Liu Qian beat Zhang Fei violently, Zhang Fei would not have any complaints. This pimple in his heart is that rooster Sang Hanzhong. If this black charcoal head doesn't beat Han Zhong up, he can't get rid of it! So along the way, Zhang Wuye was riding on a horse, humming and muttering to himself: "Dead eunuch, don't touch your grandfather Zhang." If you fall into the hands of Grandpa Zhang, you must know how red the flowers are? ”
This is all the case, if there is no other person to talk about it, he will not expand much anyway. If someone adds oil and vinegar to the side, that's not good! A little bit of a trivial matter can develop into a big thing that pierces the sky. Especially if the person concerned is a straight, two-hundred-five, the kind of person who ignites the fire.
No, there is a commander named Zhang Jun next to Zhang Fei, he looks a little similar to Zhang Fei, with a tiger beard, horizontal eyebrows and cold eyes, broad shoulders and a round waist, but he is a little whiter than Zhang Fei, and people usually call him Zhang Fei's younger brother. What about him? also often refers to himself as Zhang Fei's younger brother. Later, when Zhang Fei heard about it, he went to look for him, but at first sight, these two fierce men hit it off at first sight, and Zhang Fei also accepted the only little brother in his life (Zhang Jaw and Zhao Yun are not counted. Zhang Jaw and Zhao Yun can only be regarded as his brothers).
"Boss, I'm not angry with you. If the lord hadn't asked for this eunuch now, he would have let our brother click his mother's hole. Zhang Jun replied with an oath.
Zhang Feizheng has nowhere to vent! This kid still looks like Lao Tzu must do this, which makes Zhang Fei even more unhappy. casually sent Zhang Jun to the back of the head and said, "You kid is smarter than Lao Tzu, now, you bring this team for the boss." I went to my eldest brother's camp and beat up the old boy. What do you think? ”
"Boss, that's not good! If the lord knows, I won't be able to face the wall! No, no, if I let my lord know about this, I don't think I will see the sun the next day! Zhang Jun looked at Zhang Fei's obscene look, and suddenly felt as if he saw the boss digging the soil, so he quickly took out a shovel and stood in front of the boss, but the boss ordered himself to dig a pit and bury himself.
A commander named Li Shun next to him looked at these two obscene appearances and replied: "Fifth general, the lord said, if you have always been angry in your heart, hand over the team to Commander Zhang after the sun goes down today, and you can take two people alone and secretly go to the lord's camp." ”
"What?" When Zhang Fei heard the news, his face suddenly seemed to bloom. Turning around, he grabbed the front leaf of Li Shun's armor, stared at Li Shun, and asked again incredulously, "Is what you just said true?" ”
Li Jun had to look at the huge copper bell-like eyes carefully, nodded, and said, "The general let go, and let his subordinates explain the matters to the general in detail." ”
Zhang Fei grinned, laughed, and let go of his hand.
"The lord knows the general's temperament very well, and this is just a test for the general. Otherwise, this vanguard is the three generals. Although the temperament of the third and fourth generals is similar to that of the fifth general, the fifth general is an impatient person, so the lord uses this to dissipate the general's temperament. Li Shun said, listened to it, looked at Zhang Fei with some fear, and saw Zhang Fei staring at himself with two big eyes, his face changed a little, but he had to say it if he was afraid! Before leaving the camp, the lord found me and explained that on the second day of the expedition, you must complain about the five generals. Sure enough, it was expected by the lord. The lord said that the five generals would definitely let Commander Zhang lead the army for the general, and he wanted to secretly return to the camp. At this time, let his subordinates stop the general, and after sunset, his subordinates and the general rode back to the camp with the general. ”
When Zhang Fei heard this, his black tiger's face suddenly changed, and he laughed out loud, "Haha! Big brother knows me! Big brother knows me! ”
"Five generals, don't act recklessly! Don't spoil the great things of the lord. The lord instructed his subordinates to tell the general to act according to the plan. Li Shun laughed nervously when he saw Zhang Fei, for fear that this reckless man would not hear clearly on impulse and run out, ruining Liu Qian's good deeds.
Zhang Fei suddenly stopped laughing, and said to Zhang Jun, Li Shun and the other three commanders with a hippie smile: "Damn! Isn't it getting late? Why don't you hurry up and set up camp! Zhang Jun and Meng Tong, you two go and take people to camp. Hehe, this Li Shun, my brother was a little anxious just now, don't care! Come on, tell me how the eldest brother arranged it for me! "Damn, it's changing so fast now.
"The lord instructed his subordinates, tonight the general and his subordinates will return to the camp with light cavalry, and the camp gate guards will open the door for us, and there are light cavalry battalion brothers standing guard along the way, and the direction of the spear is Han Zhong's camp tent. However, there are three precautions that the general must remember. ”
"What precautions? Isn't it just a personal lesson? As for being so troublesome? Zhang Fei was a little impatient.
"This is a matter of great importance! I hope the general must abide by it! Li Shun said with some concern.
"Alright, alright! You say! Zhang Feileng said with a cold face.
"First, the general must treat Han Zhong to the Lingshan Pass, and remember not to do anything in the camp tent. Second, the general must remember not to leave a hard wound on Han Zhong's body. Han Zhong can only be taught a lesson with water. Third, after the lesson is finished, Han Zhong should be brought back to the camp and settled. After Li Shun said these three articles, he laughed.
But Zhang Fei couldn't laugh! What is this? "What's going on? Don't let me be left with hard wounds? So how do I fight? And he can only be taught a lesson with water? Splash him with water! ”
"General, you are so smart! That's right, splash him with water! However, don't worry, the lord knows that you are in a hurry, so this matter is arranged for me, just to hope that the general will cultivate your patience well. "This Li Shun is really a Tang Seng-level character, although he is very scared, but he is still chattering in front of Zhang Fei's ears.
"! Li Shun, today Grandpa Zhang told you, if you are long-winded, I will give you some hard injuries in a while! "Zhang Fei is really anxious, isn't this embarrassing? Damn, it's still on purpose!
"Don't! Five generals, I say, I say! Now Li Shunke was scared, "Wait for the main bus, tonight we will enter the camp and go to Han Zhong's camp by ourselves, and take him to Lingshan Pass with his futon." There was a strong mountain wind at night, and the mountain wind was very cold, so we soaked Han Zhong in the mountain stream, and placed him in the mountain pass to let the cold wind blow him in the middle of the night, during which we kept pouring cold water on him, which would definitely freeze him, and when he was shivering, we would take him back to the camp. We're going to wet his bedding, but we can't bring water back, we have to clean it halfway! ”
"Why is it so troublesome?" Zhang Fei was puzzled.
"I don't know, but that's what the lord told me. also said that in this way, Han Zhong would not go to the court to speak ill of the lord. Li Shun naturally couldn't understand. This method is also thanks to Liu Qian's ability to think of it.
It turned out that after setting up camp, Liu Qian arranged for Xu Shu to have a banquet for Han Zhong, and instructed his subordinates to bring people to entertain those entourage. Everyone drunk Han Zhong and the others together, especially Han Zhong added some drugs to his dishes. made Han Zhong sleep like a dead pig.
That night, Zhang Fei and Li Shun quietly came to the Chinese army camp, and under the hints of many soldiers from the light cavalry battalion, they quickly wrapped Han Zhong in a quilt and came to Lingshan Pass. Li Shun took Han Zhong's futon, and Zhang Fei lifted Han Zhong, who was like a dead pig, and threw him directly into the already cold and semi-cold stream.
Han Zhong, who was frozen by the stream, like a dead pig, woke up with a spirit, struggled to stand up, looked at the darkness around him, and heard the sound of water under his feet, as if he was standing in a mountain stream. How so? Do you remember drinking in the tent at night? How did you get here? Dreaming?
Han Zhong pinched himself with his hand, as if it didn't hurt! Nonsense no? Now although the drug has been partially solved, this old turtle is afraid of pain, so he doesn't pinch himself. Of course it doesn't hurt.
Han Zhong thought he was dreaming and slowly climbed ashore. But before he could stand up, he fainted again. What's going on? It turned out that Zhang Fei was hiding aside, and when he got on, he directly gave him a knife around his neck, and he fainted.
Zhang Fei saw that he fainted, and directly lifted him to the mountain pass where the mountain wind whined. Not to mention Han Zhong, who was soaking wet, even Zhang Fei, a strong man, also felt some pain in scraping his flesh when this cold wind blew. Han Zhong, who has been pampered all day long, can withstand this! In less than a pillar of incense, this little man's face turned purple and his whole body trembled. But Zhang Fei had no intention of retreating.
I'm afraid that if this continues, Han Zhong will freeze to death! At this moment, a voice came from behind Zhang Fei: "Fifth brother, it's almost enough to play!" ”
This sound made Zhang Fei jump.
Who? Liu Qian. It turned out that Liu Qian was still not worried about Zhang Fei and them treating me like this, so when Zhang Fei and them hijacked Han Zhong out, he followed.
At this time, it was time to bring Han Zhong back. Liu Qian sent Han Zhong back with the wet futon and placed it. Zhang Fei was also ordered to go to the pioneer camp.
After this night's tossing, Han Zhong was already unconscious before he could cause it the next day. The soldier could only prescribe him some warm prescriptions for a little conditioning, and the others were even more at a loss. It seems that the cold air of that night has entered Han Zhong's bone marrow. Even a strong man would not be able to withstand such a severe cold and freezing, let alone this drunken eunuch. However, it may not be easy for this guy to think of Luoyang again.