Chapter 45: I Have a Guest
I have guests, drummers and shengs.
Hao Shisanxin got Luzhou, got the resources of copper and iron ore, and two Confucian scholars joined, and held a banquet to entertain everyone in Dalu Huachi Mansion.
Mingjiao disciples don't drink alcohol, Hao Shisan is not a Mingjiao person, there is naturally no taboo for drinking, and the guests here are not vegetarians, to put it bluntly, there are still no Mingjiao people, Mingjiao does not drink alcohol and does not eat meat.
The dishes are also very simple, roasting fat sheep, taking care of Ma Wenguang and Mobley's beliefs, is also the best bite of Hao Shisan.
On the left side, the two thousand households of the thousand households on the left and the front thousand households, Fu Youde and Tu Danjun are listed on the left side, and the fifteen centurions of the Chinese army thousand households, the left thousand households, and the front thousand households are listed on the left.
On the right side, Jiaolu, one hundred households in the craftsman camp, Mobley in the iron mine, Ma Wenguang in the copper mine, Shi Yanduan, Luo Ben, who joined the army, and the Mujiazhai brothers who originally followed Hao Shisan, are listed in the back.
Hao 13 changed into a loose satin collared robe, sitting in the chief, monkey Zhang 31, dressed in a decent armor, with a saber under his crotch, serving as the wine master and guard.
Hao Shisan raised the wine to greet the guests, and he felt a lot of emotion in his heart for a while, and he didn't know where to start, the people who sat on it were civil and military, Han Chinese, Huihui, Jurchens, and Hulegu people.
"'Yang Yi is not together, Fu Lingyun and rest, the bell is met, and the flowing water is ashamed of the river', please drink this first cup."
After that, Hao 13 drank it all, only Shi and Luo smiled, raised their glasses and drank with a smile, and the rest of the people looked at each other, staring at each other with big eyes, not knowing what the manager Hao 13 meant. But the manager drank it all, so he could only drink it inexplicably.
"'Life must be full of joy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon', please drink the second cup." Hao Shisan had just finished drinking a glass, and immediately came out with such a sentence out of nowhere.
Mobley joined Shi and Luo's two "Expression Emperor" party, he is not good at Chinese, but he really heard the word "Mo" in "Mo makes the golden bottle empty to the moon", and his surname in Chinese is the same, thinking that the manager is praising him, so he also showed a full smile, raised the hot teacup, and drank it all.
"'Qingqing Zijin, take care of my heart, how to solve my worries, only Du Kang' please drink this ......"
Before Hao Shisan's words were finished, the monkey Zhang Thirty-one secretly pulled Hao Shisan's sleeve, and Hao Shisan realized that the atmosphere in the wine party was embarrassing.
The thousands and hundreds of households below all stretched their necks and stared at Hao Shisan, who was "hysterical", like a duck listening to thunder.
Tu Danjun sat cross-legged in the second place on the left-hand side, such a mellow wine, it doesn't matter what the manager says, anyway, it's just drinking. Drinking is the most important thing, it doesn't even matter who you drink with, it doesn't matter what the guest or host says, it's the most important thing to drink to your heart's content.
He put the glass to his lips and drank it all after the chief steward gave the order.
Suddenly, a person on the opposite side suddenly stood up, and his wine glass fell off.
Shi Yan got up at the end of the case, shouted "happy", drank it all, clapped his hands and said "good", and Robben on the side didn't understand why the teacher was so excited, and even pulled his sleeve, but he couldn't stop the teacher's actions at all.
may be because of the atmosphere at the banquet, which is in some line with his Liangshan plot of "eating wine and meat in a big bowl, and dividing gold and silver". I think that Shi Nai'an is also a bold person in the wine pond meat forest, otherwise, how can there be a bold masterpiece that will be famous for centuries.
Everyone just shifted their dull gaze to Shi Nai'an's body on the right hand, and the one on the left stood up on the right, and everyone's eyes focused on Tu Danjun's body.
Tu Danjun had just put the wine glass in front of his lips, ready to drink the bright moon in the glass, but was suddenly startled by this literati, and his glass fell, not a drop of wine in the cup was wasted, all scattered on his clothes, it was the embarrassment of 'drinking and swearing', how could he not let Tu Danjun get angry? (Note 1)
He was an aggressive warrior and a descendant of a nomadic people, and his temper was very hot, and he saw that a bloody battle was imminent.
No matter in terms of stature, occupation, or age, Tu Shan Jun seems to be able to kill the thin old Confucian Shi Nai'an in an instant.
Hao Shisan's simple actions can see the drinking style of the two, Shi Yanduan is a drunkard, Tu Danjun is a wine vat, seeing that the two are about to fight, and then continue to drink for the purpose of drinking, a good banquet, is about to become a group fight.
He coughed dryly, knowing that the culprit was from his own rambling crazy words, and hurriedly smiled: "This third cup, we pay tribute to the first hero of this capture of Luzhou." ”
Mobley is worthy of being a shrewd businessman, and he picked up the teacup with a smiling face and echoed: "Lord Tu Dan can indeed be regarded as the first hero to break through Luzhou, and I will bring me the opportunity to cooperate with Lord Steward, and I respect Lord Tu Dan who has worked hard and made great achievements." ”
Everyone also reacted, got up and left the table, and went to collide with Tu Dan with a wine glass, praising Tu Danjun's bravery, Tu Danjun would have a bad attack.
Shi Yanduan sat down under the pull of Robben, and Tu Danjun sat down angrily under the pull of Tu Dan Hu and Fu Youde, and drank a glass with everyone.
Robben got up and explained the three allusions that Hao Shisan just said, what Wang Bo's "Preface to King Teng's Pavilion", Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine", and Cao Cao's "Short Song Xing", how can everyone understand?
"'In a word', it means that the chief manager regards all of us as confidants, and the main meaning is to drink and be happy with everyone." In Robben's words, he finally explained Hao Shisan's words clearly.
At this time, everyone woke up from a dream and suddenly realized that this was the case.
Mobley stepped forward and said, "Allah, I swear that the Lord Steward is the most generous man in the world, but please make it clear what kind of weapons and what styles of armor will be made of the pig iron mined in the mine today." ”
"We don't build weapons and armor, at present, we are making every effort to build plows, ploughshares, shovels, pickaxes and other agricultural tools, before the end of spring sowing, we have no war, mainly to carry out reclamation, reserve the food we will fight in the coming year, and build farm tools, Jiao Lu of the craftsman battalion will be in charge."
Robben didn't pull the teacher again, Shi Yanduan stood up abruptly again, gave a thumbs up, and praised: "'Mencius said, if you don't violate the agricultural time, the grain can't be eaten', high--it's really high! It made the squinted eyes of the futile snort.
Fu Youde was very puzzled, and asked tentatively: "Lord Steward, we don't have enough armor and weapons, how can we fight?" ”
"Weapons still have to be built, after this spring, we will build the uniform style armor of our Anfeng Red Turban Army, guarding an iron mine, are you still worried about wearing armor?" Hao 13 knew this, and he might not be able to convince the brave Fu Youde, and said:
"I'm going to leave Luzhou for a few days, these days, you will be the Taishou of Luzhou, continue to open warehouses and release grain, start lawsuits, encourage the people to sue the officials, prosecute the old officials, and expose their crimes - remember, it is not bad to kill a good person, but also never miss a bad person, copper mines, iron mines need manpower, there are only 2,000 arsonists when the city is broken, and the copper and iron mines that have been distributed are still insufficient."
"The last general commands!" Hao Shisan raised his glass and toasted Fu Youde alone, Fu Youde drank the wine, got up and retired: "The last general is in charge of patrolling the city tonight, please drink with confidence." ”
Hao Shisan looked at the sincerity on his face, said "hard work to pay Jiang Jun", and waved him to retreat.
Tu Shan Jun asked expectantly: "Lord Steward, what about me?" ”
"You go with me to the Yangtze River for a walk, and come to a public/expense/travel/tour as your reward!"
Forehead? Official/Expense/Tour/Tour......
Hao Shisan didn't distrust Shan Jun, after all, he and Fu Youde were both officials of a thousand households, and if they really had to encounter differences, who would listen to whom? I'm afraid that the two of them will have a dislike at home, so I want to take him away.
Ma Wenguang had been sitting there in despair, knowing that the chief manager was going to travel far away, so he asked about his errand.
"You have half a funeral holiday, and when Lord Ma finishes his funeral, you can transport the raw copper to Shouzhou and deliver it to the craftsman camp Jiaolu there, and he will use it to build artillery."
For Ma Wenguang's return, the funeral only takes three days at most, not as much red tape as the Han people, but also worries, but also filial piety and the like, they advocate thin burials.
"What about me, Lord Steward?" Lao Shi couldn't wait to ask.
"The old gentleman is old, there must be a lot of confidants, right? You will set up a Jixian Academy, entertain the literati and ink writers in the past, and hope that the people of the world can be used by our Anfeng Red Turban Army! ”
Lao Shi is still quite satisfied with this job, it is nothing more than eating and drinking with some literati and writers all day long, and when the literati are drunk, he will coax them to serve Hao Shisan.
This job suits him.
"Robben, you, just follow Fu Youde Qianhu for the time being, and help him govern Luzhou!"
Hao 13 should finish dispatching, and the only thing left is to drink.
He walked down the wine table with a wine glass, Zhang Thirty-one followed behind with a wine jug, taking turns to have a drink with everyone present, whether he was a thousand-year-old, a centurion or a craftsman, and whether he was drinking wine or replacing wine with tea, Hao Shisan could call out everyone's name.
The memory of that day, Hao Shisan's later blurred, no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't recall what happened later.
According to Zhang Thirty-one later, after the boss drank and 'circled' that day, the brothers from the Mu family who had no righteousness came back and forth, and Hao Shisan's people did not refuse, and they also made a big bowl with Tu Danjun.
During the banquet, Tu Danjun also competed with Shi Nai'an, and I don't know if Tu Danjun was drunk, or Shi Nai'an's kung fu, it is said that Tu Danjun admitted defeat on the ground. (Note 2)
It is said that during the banquet, Shi Nai'an had to show his literary talents, Hao Shisan recited a long paragraph, and Zhang Thirty-one couldn't remember, so he remembered Shi Nai'an repeatedly reciting two of the sentences, "Count the romantic characters, and look at the present dynasty!" I can't stop smacking my tongue, and I even call it atmospheric.
Note 1: The so-called four embarrassments, some vulgar, are given by a close friend from Henan Province by the university, I don't know if it is circulated, 13 slightly polished, shown as follows: toilet without paper; Collapse (fart) out si; peeing on a shoe; Drink the soup and sprinkle it.
Note 2: Shi Nai'an does know kung fu, and the wild history of the thirteen forgot where to look. However, many literati at the end of the Yuan Dynasty knew kung fu, and under the influence of the Mengyuan court, even the civil officials of the imperial court could go on horses to fight and govern the country. Jia Lu, who governed the Yellow River, was a waiter in the Ministry of Works, who could repair the Yellow River and lead troops to fight Zhu Yuanzhang, but he soon died of illness. The nomadic culture of the bow and horse kung fu was learned when I was a child, rooted in the marrow of everyone in the nomadic people of that era, and the people of the lower classes were naturally influenced by those in power, and the culture flowed in both directions.