After getting under the table and sleeping groggily for about half an hour, Zhao Pu's eyes suddenly opened, and he hurriedly got out from under the table. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Zhao Gu hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Isn't it a nightmare?" ”

This is the first major life event that Zhao Pu has experienced since he crossed over, I saw Zhao Pu's face flushed, his hands covering his belly, and his thighs clamped together.

"Brother, toilet. Lavatory! ”

"Toilets? Oh, and the latrine is outside. Zhao Gu shook his head, took out a small basin from the corner of the ancestral hall with an indifferent face, and said to Zhao Pu, "This basin was originally used to burn paper money, but later I was punished by my father for kneeling too many times, so we are all here to relieve our hands." ”

His eyes were condensed on the small black basin, and after a few breaths, Zhao Pu's face changed, and he turned his head and kept hammering the slightly dilapidated wooden door with both hands, calling out to the sky and saying, "Dad, mother, I was wrong, I agreed to whatever you said." What's the matter with the child going to the toilet first!! Mother, save me, mother......"

"You old immortal, let my son out, I will be suffocated for a while, your Zhao Yuan's son-in-law and grandson, you have to rely on my son!!" The footsteps outside the door were very eager, and the heavy man's voice on the side had to be hurriedly answered.

With a "squeak", the small wooden door slowly opened, and the gloomy face of Zhao Zhen and Zhao's father suddenly appeared in front of Zhao Pu.

"Pu'er, you've thought about it, then tell me first, what do you want to do besides being idle all day long?"

"I ...... I should be a ......" The three words "when the emperor is about to blurt out, Zhao Pu realized that the ancient monarchs and ministers had serious thoughts, and if they blurted out, this Zhao Dad would have to cut himself with a knife.

"You want to be an official?" When Father Zhao heard Zhao Pu's words, his old eyes lit up a little.

Zhao Pu nodded hurriedly, seeing that the excited Father Zhao no longer stopped him, and rushed to the small courtyard with his stomach in his hands.

Spread his legs and ran in front of him.

"What are you doing in the firewood room? Alas...... It's the other way around, it's a chicken coop over there!! Mrs. Zhao Lin pointed worriedly behind her, and saw Zhao Pu running around the yard, and finally entered the thatched house, so she turned around and twisted her husband's ears with a little peace of mind, and said angrily, "You are an old immortal, look at my son, I can't even find the thatched toilet!" ”

Zhao Zhen shook his head, didn't say anything, sighed twice with a gloomy face, and then walked in the direction of the latrine, and shouted loudly inside, "Since you want to be an official, Dad will give you another chance, Fu Yanduan, who was good friends with Daddy, became Changzhou Sima, and today he just wanted to behead two death row prisoners, Dad told him, let you go!" Haha, you practice courage first!! ”

Zhao Pu, who was in the toilet, had a gloomy face, pinched his nose and answered.

Zhao Zhen continued, "My son, there is also a knack for killing people, and the emphasis is on the knife in the hand, and the knife on the head. This slashing knife must be fast! The force of swinging down must be enough! Otherwise, if you cut it in half, the person under the knife will be half-dead, and a pair of eyes will be like bull's eyes, staring at you desperately, and that gaze will make you unable to sleep for three days and three nights. If you're too weak, and you can see a shiny white line inside, it's a tube for people to breathe......"

Talking about the experience of killing, Daddy Zhao seemed a little excited, and he talked endlessly.

After all, it was an era of slashing blood, and this place was in a turbulent area, so it was hard to say who didn't have a few lives here.

Originally, people had three urgencies, but when Daddy Zhao said this, Zhao Pu didn't know if he could go to the toilet happily! Daddy Zhao's 'story' is very heavy.

Zhao Pu had to raise his hand, pinch his nose and shout outside, "Dad, where is the toilet paper?" ”

"Toilet paper? What's that? ”

Zhao Lin on the side hurriedly rushed over and shouted at Zhao Pu, "Yo, by the way, there is no toilet in it, Pu'er will wait for a while." ”

As he spoke, a small piece of wood was handed over from outside the wooden door of the latrine.

This thing looks similar to modern convenient chopsticks, it doesn't look very delicate, and there are even some burrs on it, which seems a little prickly, Zhao Pu hesitated for a moment, but still took the thing.

"This ...... Is it used to ......" his throat rolled, as a modern person, Zhao Pu really couldn't bear this primitive and rough thing, however, there were only two choices in front of him now, either just stay like this, or endure the humiliation and bear the burden, and cut through the mess quickly. Because of Daddy Zhao's endless 'story' outside the door, he could only frown and choose the latter.

In these years, it is difficult to distinguish people's hearts, but this toilet is extraordinarily the same, it looks like sandpaper, and it is similar to sandpaper when used.

The so-called sharpening knife Huo Huo Xiang chrysanthemum is probably nothing more than that.

Zhao Pu, who had a melancholy temperament, came out of the latrine, and the woman of the Zhao family, Lin, rushed up and patted Zhao Pu on the shoulder, "It's good that my son is comfortable, you don't have to listen to your father, go back with your mother to drink a bowl of soup cakes, and discuss the rest of the things." ”

Zhao Pu was naturally very happy to be stopped, he was originally just to promise to come out to ask for a toilet, if it was really because of this little thing to get his hands bloody, Zhao Pu was really a little worried.

Lin pulled Zhao Pu and was about to go to the back room, but Father Zhao was not happy now, so he hurriedly blocked the way of the two of them, and said loudly, "Manly man, how can you not believe what you say?" ”

Zhao Pu frowned, and Lin said with a smile, "It's just a soup cake, it's still early before the sun, and you still let my son starve and cut people?" ”

Zhao Pu heard his modern father say that the beheading in the Ming and Qing dynasties was at three o'clock in the afternoon, but the Tang and Song dynasties were dusk in the afternoon, that is, after the sun in the mouth of the Lin family, in order to facilitate the death row prisoners, thinking of this, his heart couldn't help but feel a little hairy, and he trembled unconsciously.

Father Zhao felt that it didn't seem wrong for his daughter-in-law to talk about it like this, so he didn't stop it anymore.

Zhao Pu, who was hiding behind the Lin family, sincerely felt that although he was not the one who went to the guillotine, for him, this catastrophe seemed to be inescapable.

Lin pulled Zhao Pu, and shouted to the head of the hall while pushing and shoving Zhao's father, "Yingge, Yan Ge, and those two bastard boys, all came out to eat soup cakes!" ”

In the blink of an eye, the four figures came to him from nowhere, Zhao Gu he naturally saw it, and there were two female dolls, one big and one small, the older one looked twelve or thirteen years old, and the younger one was still sucking his fingers, and he should not be six years old. Presumably this is the Ying Ge and Yan Ge in Lin's mouth, and there is a little boy about ten years old standing next to the two.

Zhao Pu couldn't help but be stunned, this is really not the era of family planning, high yield!

These stunned little guys were followed by three little maids who didn't look very useful, and there was an old woman with a wrinkled face on the side.

Could this old woman be her grandmother? Zhao Pu was a little embarrassed when he saw the situation, and was about to open his mouth to say something, Xiao Yange, who was less than six years old on the side, opened his arms and said to the old woman in a milky voice, "Nurse hug~"

The old woman smiled and picked up Yan Ge, and the family walked towards the house.

After being stunned for a while, Zhao Pu couldn't help but feel a little proud, although this realm is not big, but, according to his younger brother Zhao Gu, Zhao's father used to be a Xiangzhou Sima, and there should still be some family background, of course, in this troubled era, as a military attaché, his skills are much more useful than the money in his pocket.

The family sat at the dinner table in the order of the eldest and youngest, and a few little maids helped Lin add things to everyone's bowls.

A bowl of hot noodles was placed in front of Zhao Pu, and he was immediately a little disappointed, originally thinking that the 'soup cake' in Lin's mouth was something similar to mutton steamed buns, but he didn't expect that it was this hand-rolled noodles.

It seems that there is still a considerable gap between the perception of ancient and modern things.

"Noodles are noodles." Zhao Pu shrugged his shoulders and was about to pick up the chopsticks that were put aside, but they were gently knocked down by Lin.

Lin handed the soup cake to Zhao Gu, and said to Zhao Pu in a low voice, "Your father has not moved the chopsticks, you will get started, be careful that your father will lose his temper with you again later!" ”

Zhao Pu listened to Lin's words, and was a little stunned, he didn't realize that there were still so many rules.

Seeing Daddy Zhao lift up a pair of chopsticks, Zhao Pu breathed a sigh of relief and picked up the chopsticks in his hand. And the younger brother Zhao Gu, when he saw Zhao Pu, who was the eldest son, picked up the bowl, he dared to take a big bite to send it to his mouth.

"It's really orderly, this rule is really invincible, I have to suffocate my good young man in the twenty-first century." Zhao Pu said as he thought about it, and shook his head helplessly.

……

Rubbing his full stomach, Zhao Pu burped, and just glanced up, but was caught by Daddy Zhao.

"This latrine has also been served, and the soup cakes have been eaten, so we should also go, right?" Father Zhao is a person who has been an official after all, and his fingers lightly tapped the table, revealing a strong majesty.

Zhao Pu glanced at Lin on the side with some distress, and Lin also shook his head helplessly.

Father Zhao scolded, "It's useless to look at your mother, you are about to be twenty years old, that is, now that the war is raging, the marriage will be postponed a little, if this is a peaceful and prosperous world, all cubs of your age will have to marry a daughter-in-law." ”

It seemed that as soon as he heard the word 'daughter-in-law', Zhao Gu's eyes began to shine, and he hurriedly pulled the bowl of soup cakes, and said vaguely, "Dad, I'll marry, I'll marry!" ”

"Bastard." Father Zhao was suddenly furious, "I haven't said you yet, have you?" Don't you distinguish between the young and the old? Your brother didn't marry a wife, do you dare to marry first? Again...... What kind of daughter-in-law can you marry, you stupid! ”

A touch of helplessness appeared on Daddy Zhao's face, "Pu'er, in the troubled times, as a man, you must have a foothold. ”

"The eldest prince wants to be an official, so ...... Can't the eldest prince pass the examination? The old lady said while feeding Yan Ge.

It can be seen that this nurse still has some weight at home, Daddy Zhao heard the nurse speak, and did not blame, but shook his head helplessly, "The imperial examination is certainly a road, however, let's say something ugly behind closed doors, now in this world, change the emperor in three years, and change the dynasty in five years." If it is a scientific examination, the cold window has been studying hard for more than ten years, and in the blink of an eye, it will be deposed, what can be done? ”

The nurse nodded and said no more.

Father Zhao sighed lightly and shook his head, "In my opinion, it's better to be a general, Pu'er, take advantage of the time to exercise and exercise your courage, go, and go with your father to cut people." ”

Saying that, Daddy Zhao was like catching a chicken cub, and directly arrested Zhao Pu.