Chapter 529: Pig Pig Fart
It seems that Sun Quan has also been deceived! I don't know who the person who lied to him is?
A hint of cunning suddenly flashed in Cao Ang's eyes, Cai Wenji was definitely not in Sun Quan's hands, Sun Quan might be the same as himself, he was deceived by the sword fairy!
A wicked conjecture flashed in Cao Ang's heart: Sun Shangxiang should be a sword fairy, right? This little girl is really naughty, even her future husband dares to lie, and when she gets to bed, she sees if she can't clean her up. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, there are not many people who know "Bright Moon Night, Short Matsuoka", if Sun Shangxiang really uses this to inform himself, then Cao Ang can be sure of two things: first, she is also the person who has crossed over, and second, she knows that she is the person who has crossed over.
The traverser met the traverser in the other world, what a bloody plot!
Sun Quan pointed to himself, and then pointed to his waist knife, the meaning was obvious: since the people who came called the two groups of them together, it was obviously not as simple as letting them drink and chat!
"Sun Quan, where did you hide my wife!" Cao Ang squeezed his eyes at Sun Quan, and gently kicked Manzhong, signaling that he had entered the state.
"Gray King, help me check what is the value of Sun Quan and Lu Meng's force?" Cao Ang asked.
"You don't fight again, this king is too lazy to inquire!" The Grey King angrily reprimanded Cao Ang.
Cao Ang was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and this thing also learned to strike: "Who said that there will be no fighting, and fake fighting is also fighting!" ”
"I won't tell you! I won't tell you! The Gray King hummed two of the little green dragon's theme song, and soon there was a snoring sound.
Cao Ang was a little speechless, could it be that this thing is not a wolf, but a lazy pig! How unreasonable!
Sun Quan glanced at Cao Ang, casually pulled out his waist knife, and said with a smile: "Cao Ang, you and I will fight to the death on this hill today, whoever wins can enjoy this pot of wine, and enjoy the bright moon in the sky and the breeze in the mountains!" ”
After speaking, Sun Quan didn't forget to wink at Cao Ang, and then pointed to the wine on the grave not far away.
Cao Ang can see clearly, the wine must be poisonous! Sun Quan really reminded himself that the winner must pretend to drink the poisoned wine.
"Sun Quan, that glass of wine must have been left for me!" Cao Ang laughed: "But don't worry, after all, we were brothers, and the big pig's head will be left to you!" ”
"Haha! What a sharp-toothed Cao Zixiu, let my first warrior Lu Meng take your life today! Sun Quan withdrew his waist knife again and glanced at Lu Meng.
Lu Meng originally thought that the boss would be relieved by doing it himself, and he could be lazy on the side, but he didn't expect him to be such a person.
No way! You'll have to do it yourself!
Lu Meng's white clothes were fluttering, and he looked elegant in the moonlight, and he took out a thin sword casually, looking majestic!
Man Chong looked at Lu Meng and rubbed his hands: "Lord, this kid has the potential to be a little white face." ”
As he spoke, he stood obediently to the side, like a wooden sculpture.
"Who wants you to study this!" Cao Ang kicked the full pet, frowned and said: "There are so many little brothers under the master, just a cat and a dog come out, I want to challenge your father-in-law, you said that the lord is so busy every day!" ”
Man Pet said weakly: "Didn't you say that the soldiers will come to cover the water?" People send troops, we send generals, there is nothing wrong with it! ”
"! Tell you to go up, and you will go up! What does it look like to grind and chirp! Cao Ang stretched out his hand, if he didn't obey, he would just do it.
"My lord, I'm a civil official! You actually called me to die! After Man Pet finished speaking, he stuck out his tongue mischievously and walked towards Lu Qian with a swagger.
Lu Qian looked at the full pet in front of him, and looked up and down: "Useless things, stay around, grandpa is too lazy to do it!" lest I stain my sword! ”
When Man Zhong heard this, he became angry, and said loudly: "Cao Zhoumu is the lord of my family, and as a courtier, I am not afraid of going up the knife mountain and going down to the oil pot, but I am still afraid of your sword?" ”
It's a pity that no one applauds!
"If you want to die, then I will fulfill you!" Lu Qian snorted coldly, and the thin sword in his hand came out in response, piercing straight into the pampered armpit!
From a distance, the thin sword is like stabbing the waist and abdomen of the full favor, if it doesn't fall, it is a little unreasonable!
Damn Lu Qian! Before he could exert his three-inch incorruptible tongue, he was killed by him with a sword! It's infuriating to think about!
Man Zhong pretended to be hit by a sword and fell to the ground, and angrily scolded Lu Qian: "If you want to kill me, you can bury me with you!" ”
"Ahh Could this be, is this the legendary Buddha Anger Tang Lian? Lu Qian let out a miserable scream, and fell to the ground softly: "I can't do it either!" Lord, let's go! ”
Cao Ang was speechless, Buddha Anger Tang Lian seemed to be Dongdong in the Douluo Continent, why did he get in?
These two people pretended to be really bad, especially Lu Qian, who died and died, and let out a howl like killing pigs, for fear that others would not hear it!
Gotcha, brothers, let's go! Let the two of them open their eyes and see their Oscar-winning acting skills! It's been a long time since I've taken it out to show off!
However, what Cao Ang wants to deal with most is to pet this guy who can't work! What kind of thing do you play, and you don't ask around, my brother went to this wilderness and brought a civil official like that!
After speaking, Cao Ang was like a demon god in hell, stepping on heavy steps step by step, lightly stepping on the feet that seemed to be full of favors, and gradually increasing his strength.
Man's eyes squinted, and his eyes were full of reverence: the lord was so good to himself that he even helped himself out!
Lu Qian was a little helpless, he was a dead man now, but he dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak! Damn Cao Ang, brother will look good with you!
"Cao Ang, it's time for us to make a break today!" Sun Quan pulled out his waist knife, holding the knife in both hands, heroic and powerful, and looked like he had two strikes: "You remove your feet from Lu Qian's body, he has become a dead man, and you still want to torture him, are you a special human?" ”
There was something in Sun Quan's words, reminding Cao Ang not to torture Lu Qian anymore, he really couldn't stand it!
Lu Qian only felt as if he had been stabbed by a pendant on his feet, and he grinned in pain, and he almost couldn't help but scream!
When Cao Ang heard this, he looked down and was startled: he really stepped on the wrong person! Full of pets, count yourself lucky!
Cao Ang turned around and faced the full pet is a pig and a fart in the face, Cao Ang bet: this fart is going around in his belly, absorbing a lot of nutrients, brewing just right, fragrant and charming!
Full of pets is in the downwind direction, if there is no accident, the power of this pig is enough for him. Unexpectedly, the direction of the wind changed abruptly, and the pig Qiankun fart, which was originally attacking him, turned around and floated towards Lu Qian on the other side.
Lu Qian sniffed it, and it was messy in an instant, and he began to scold in his heart: "Lao Tzu has been running the rivers and lakes for so many years, and he has never smelled such a stinky fart!" Everyone is civilized, can't they be famous? (To be continued.) )