Yu Shaobai walked around the table, looking pensive, pointed at Brother Niu and said, "Your surname is Niu, you are called Niu Chongtian!" ”

"Storming? Domineering! ”

"Your surname is Ma, so let's call it Aristolochia. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Thank you, Chief, for the name."

"Your surname is Zhang, so your name is Zhang Wuji."

"Zhao Yuetian! Liu fire tongs! Shi Jin! Yuan Fang! Shi Dare to be ......" Yu Shaobai walked in front of the last person and burped.

He looked the man up and down, shook his head and sighed, "Your surname is Situ?" How do I come up with a name? You just call ...... Old driver! ”

After that, he laughed dryly, sat down at the table, and said loudly: "You will be a combination in the future!" If you go on a mission, you don't need to tell them the name of the combination, your name is ...... The sword of the third young master! My Yu Saburo's sword! ”

Syllable!

After saying this, Yu Shaobai fell on the table and fainted.

The group sent the leader back to the Yu family's new house, Yu Shaobai was lying unconscious on the bed, and the two jars of wine were drunk, he was really drunk. It's just that he didn't know that his drunken words made the Ming Dynasty have an extra sword from now on, Yu Shaobai's first murderous sword!

Early in the morning of the second day, Yu Shaobai got up from the bed, and Ruyu, who was dressing up on the dressing table, hurriedly stepped forward to dress him. "Ruyu, was I drunk yesterday?" He sniffed last night's clothes, and there was a strong smell of wine.

"You were drunk yesterday, and Brother Wuxian carried you back."

Hearing this, Yu Shaobai's head ached slightly, remembering what happened last night, and he almost drank the broken piece. Thinking of the names he gave to the thirteen of them, Yu Shaobai couldn't help but be happy, it turned out that he was so talented, it was so funny.

"Husband, what are you laughing at?"

"Nothing~"

Bang bang bang~

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and Yu Shaobai walked out of the door and saw Da Vulgar standing at the gate of the courtyard.

"Vulgar! What are you doing blocking my sister! Yu Shaobai pushed away the vulgarity, smiled and welcomed Yu Xiuniang, who was standing outside the door, in. Mother! Big sister is here! "Little May Day ran into the East House.

……

Standing aside, watching the mother and daughter talking about the shortcomings of the family, Yu Shaobai was sleepy when he heard it, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't introduced Ruyu to the eldest sister, so he said loudly: "Mother, I'll go and let Ruyu come over and see the eldest sister." So saying, he walked out.

Back in the room, Ruyu, who was sitting at the table, turned her head and said, "Is that the eldest sister?" ”

"Well, let's go~ I'll take you to see the eldest sister."

The two entered the east house together, Yu Xiuniang looked at the girl next to the third brother, and couldn't help nodding and said: "This girl is really handsome, standing with the third brother, that is the golden boy and jade girl, a talented woman~"

Hearing this, Yu Shaobai smiled and waved his hand and said, "You and your brother-in-law are talented women, golden boys and girls, and the two of us are at most...... It's just a match made in heaven. ”

As soon as these words came out, the three girls couldn't help laughing, and scratched their heads on the side, where is the laugh?

"Eldest sister, why didn't my brother-in-law come over?" Xiao Wu leaned over to the eldest sister and asked.

"Today, the government distributed disaster relief food, and the Zhou family was also preparing to give porridge in the city gate tower, and my father-in-law asked Wan Li to go to the city gate tower to give porridge in person, so he didn't come with me this time."

"Oh? It seems that this big family in Lanxi County is the only one left with a little conscience of the Zhou family. ”

Hearing the words of the third brother, Xiuniang smiled: "I just heard from my mother that this new house was purchased by the third brother, and the third brother has a future." ”

Yu Shaobai waved his hand modestly, in fact, he lied to Yu's mother before, saying that the money to buy the house was saved by a big official when he went to Pujiang to study, and the big official gave it to him.

"Childe, I'm hungry." Da Vulgar came to Yu Shaobai's side, looking resentful, he had goosebumps all over his body, he dragged Da Vulgar out of the room, pointed at him and said: "Can you guys not mess with expressions, it's shameful to be cute!" Do you understand? ”

"When I see Madame make this expression, you are very kind to her. So I ......"

"I'll go~" Before he finished speaking, he was kicked away by Yu Shaobai.

A vulgar carp stood up and said aggrievedly: "Childe, why are you beating me?" ”

"Grievance? Where did you learn this expression? ”

"Second Sister Wang next door......"

Yu Shaobai took a deep breath and said to Da Shi seriously: "Da Vulgar, I know that you are a smart person, Gongzi will tell you now, don't learn any expressions, because smart people don't show psychological fluctuations on their faces, understand?" ”

Da Vulgar thought for a while, nodded and said, "Are you saying that?" ”

Looking at the dead face in front of him, Yu Shaobai patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction: "Yes, the son can be taught." ”

"Son, can I go to dinner?"

Yu Shaobai waved his hand: "Eat it openly, as long as you don't feel disgusting, you'll be fine." ”

The vulgar fart ran into the kitchen, and Yu Shaobai was just about to walk into the east room, when he saw a person sitting on the roof of the west room, and his face changed slightly.

"How did you find this?" Yu Shaobai came to the back of the West House, and the woman stood opposite him.

Lan Zheng threw a package to Yu Shaobai, "It was Master who asked me to come over, and she said to let you go to her room at one o'clock tonight." The contents of the package made me stare at you as I finished eating. ”

Yu Shaobai opened the package suspiciously, looked at the dozen or so dried radish, and couldn't help but be stunned: "Let me eat dried radish?" ”

Lan Zheng glanced at him strangely, raised his forehead and sighed and said, "Where is this dried radish." ”

"What is it?" Yu Shaobai put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, and a laugh came from his ear: "It's a tiger whip." ”

Tiger whip? Yu Shao's white hands trembled, looking at the "dried radish" in his hand, with a look of lovelessness. "Are you sure Master asked me to eat this?"

"That's right! Eat it all~"

Looking at the playful eyes, Yu Shaobai understood that this woman was planning to see her own jokes. "Senior sister, you see that we are all apprentices of the master, and we are born from the same root, so why not be in a hurry to fry each other. You just turn a blind eye when I've eaten them...... Is it done? ”

"Do you think I'll say yes? Remember~ boil them all and drink them at the hour. If you dare to fool the senior sister, the senior sister will beat people. ”

Yu Shaobai smiled: "Beating people? Can you beat me? ”

"I'm not completely sure, but I'm pretty sure your family knows who you are, don't you think?"

Yu Shaobai pointed at the woman, and his trembling hands complained silently......

"Third Brother~"

Hearing Ah Lian's call outside, Yu Shaobai gave her a middle finger and walked out, asking, "What is the matter with the third brother?" ”

"Mother let you in."

……

Time passed quietly, and in the blink of an eye, in the afternoon, the eldest sister of the Yu family invited the four of Yu's mother to Zhou's house as guests, leaving only Da Shu and Yu Shaobai at home.

"Childe, what are you boiling, there is a smell of commotion."

"Roll~"

Yu Shaobai kicked him out of the kitchen, which pot does this guy not open and mention, Sao? Can he not smell it?

Hearing the footsteps behind him, he sighed and said, "Don't you have to watch me drink it with your own eyes?" ”

Lan Zheng, who had just stepped into the kitchen, was stunned when he heard this, "How do you know it's me?" ”

"I smell a fox spree."

"Looking for a fight!"

Yu Shaobai hurriedly waved his hand and smiled: "Senior sister, why are you not humorous at all." It's not the smell of foxes, it's the smell of sachets on your body. ”

Lan Zheng looked down at his sachet and was slightly surprised: "Your kid's nose is much smarter than a dog's nose." ”

"Why do you hear this so awkwardly, are you scolding?"

"Whatever you think, how is the tiger whip?" As she spoke, she came to the stove, took out a porcelain bottle from her bosom, and poured the white powder into it.

"What did you pour?"

"I said sugar...... Do you believe it? ”

"If you don't say it, I won't drink it to death."

Lan Zheng sighed and said, "Well, it doesn't hurt to tell you." This is the red apricot of Master's trait out of the wall. ”

"Aphrodisiac?"

"It's much more fierce than ordinary aphrodisiacs, and Master said that aphrodisiacs didn't work for you before, so she increased the dose to ensure that you get into the state."

Hearing this, Yu Shaobai looked bitter, he turned his head to look at the boiling medicinal soup, where is this big tonic soup, it is clearly Meng Po soup...... Have a drink of this life!

"Does Master want me to die? It's a tiger whip again, and it's a special aphrodisiac, and the bed affair was a very beautiful thing, but now it's like a big punishment, and it's miserable. ”

"Is it that uncomfortable?" Seeing Yu Shaobai's crying face, Lan Zheng, who had never been before, suddenly became curious. "Didn't you say that men would be cool?"

Yu Shaobai naturally knew that there was a yellow flower girl in front of him, and said in a low voice: "What you said is a normal situation, but who is our master, it is a thousand-year-old fox, can it be compared with ordinary women?" Let's just say that night, you were also at the door, I went~ tossed all night, I was so sleepy that I couldn't open my eyes, and she was still yelling to continue, eager to squeeze me away. ”

"Senior sister, think about it, your junior brother and I are also considered talents, if you die on a woman's belly, it will be too unproductive, and if you say it, you will not only lose the face of the master, but also the face of the senior sister."

Yu Shaobai saw that her expression was a little hesitant, and hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "Master, I am very hungry and thirsty, if I drink this tiger whip soup, I will definitely not be able to control myself, after tonight, I am afraid that I will die with a whimper, and it makes people sad to think about it." But I won't blame you, Senior Sister, after all, Master ordered you to do this, I understand. Pity my old mother, who has been widowed for many years, the little lady who has just entered the house, and a pair of young siblings, if I am gone...... What can they do? ”

"Alas~ It doesn't matter if I'm dead, I'm afraid that my daughter-in-law will be martyred, that's two lives!"

Hearing this, Lan Zheng stretched out his hand to stop Yu Shaobai's words, and turned his head to look at the boiling hot soup in the pot. "Needless to say, do you drink this soup...... It's up to you to do it yourself. With that, she walked straight out of the kitchen, jumped onto the roof, and vanished.

Watching her leave, Yu Shaobai couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, after spending so much time, he finally moved Lan Zheng and escaped the catastrophe.

"Childe!" Da Vulgar, who had just walked out of his room, saw the black shadow disappearing from the roof, and ran to the kitchen in a panic. "Childe! I saw a dark shadow appear on the roof. ”

"yes, I see."

"Aren't you curious?"

"Not curious. You first wipe off the rice grains on your face, and then care about these things. With that, he walked out with the hot soup. (To be continued.) )