Chapter 63: Single-handedly Who's Afraid of Whom
He Daxian has not seen all of the ten Khitan heroes in the post-Tang Dynasty, but he has always heard of his names and deeds. Fighting Yelu Ruan before, he also let He Ping know the real gap in strength between himself and the top ten Khitan heroes.
Although this Jeruzachel had never been seen before, and the ranking was even lower than Yelu Ruan, it was impossible for He Daxian to confront this guy head-on now.
It's one thing to sneak up on and cause trouble, but it's another thing to go head-to-head with a knife and a gun.
It's just that He Daxian doesn't want to provoke him, he just wants to provoke He Daxian, which is very disgusting.
Nima, you don't go to jump into the pit, but you shout with a smile on the other side, what does this mean?
Is the dignified He Daxian the kind of person who hides in the corner and doesn't dare to come out?
On the battlefield of the mortal world, it is a basic social etiquette and a basic way of working for generals to come out and pretend to be forced in front of everyone. If you don't even dare to pretend, where are the soldiers willing to fight with you! You're just pretending to be a force, but everyone is trying their best for you.
The so-called "losing people do not lose the battle" is a self-consolation slogan invented by people like this who accidentally fall into the embarrassing situation of "not being as skilled as others and have to take the initiative to fight hard", in order to pretend to be forced again before death.
Who did you hear it before?
To say that Jeruzacith was stupid to death? Came out to be an official mainly because his master was an idiot?
It's really rumors that kill people!
Damn, can an idiot come up with such a trick? Can it be so lightweight? Flipping his lips and forcing He Daxian out of his own deity?
High, really high!
There's no way, if you get hit, you have to admit it!
Come out, come out, I'm afraid of a bird!
He Daxian turned out from behind the mountain proudly, rode on his horse and stepped arrogantly on small square steps, and slowly walked towards the tenth great hero of the Khitan on the opposite side of Changkeng.
Black clothes, black armor and black cloak, the waist pole is straight, the buttocks are chic with the jogging of the war horse, the seventy-two pounds of fallen horse lance in his hand are carried on his shoulders at will, and the gaze shot out through the gap in the T-shaped helmet is blazing and sharp.
"Whoa, whoa"
General Zhao looked up to the sky with a heroic spring breeze and howled, the heavens and the earth were terrified, and the wind and clouds changed color!
The Tang soldiers on the battlefield, looking at Lord Zhao in military uniform, with infinite force and high-profile appearance, their admiration suddenly became like a wave of water, endless, and everyone could deeply feel the blood boiling, and they were full of energy!
In such a warm atmosphere, who else can understand that there are 10,000 grass and mud horses running wild in He Daxian's heart?
"So, it is the commander of the Tang Empire's Zhenwu patrol, Zhao Ping and Zhao Ergou! What is the purpose of Lord Jerod? ”
Seeing Tang Jun, a guy surnamed Zhao, so angry and corrupt that he had to pretend to appear on the scene, Yelu Sachai's heart blossomed, his smile became extraordinarily sincere, and the various weather-beaten wrinkles on his knife-like face were automatically smoothed out a lot.
Lord Han Cheng doesn't deceive me!
Do you think that Jeruza, a middle-level fool who is just a little smarter than the super big fool Yelu Lihu, suddenly opened his mind today?
Where is this possible!
A black stone, no matter how many billions of years it struggles for, where it is placed, will eventually be a black stone, and it will never turn into a piece of gold by itself, nor will it shine on its own for no reason!
All this is a good thing done by Han Kuangsi, a young man from the three high schools!
The kid was put on a table by He Daxian, his heart was indignant, and when he was panicking, he heard that the emperor had sent Yelu Li Hu to find out the bad luck of the Tang army, and his heart moved, and he quickly sent a note over, on which a line of words was written:
"This son is very proud, if it doesn't go well, invite a single person before the battle, and it can be done!"
Of course, Uncle Yelu Lihu knew that Han Xiaozi was an extremely smart person, but unfortunately he didn't know much and didn't understand what it meant, plus he was already sleepy to death, and there were two giant meat balls in the house waiting for him to snap, so he was too busy to have time, so he casually threw the note to Jeruzac.
Jeruzamth understood it, and implemented it according to the plan, and the other party really came out!
There are too many tricks of the Han people, this and that, annoying! How good is heads-up, one move determines the winner!
As for heads-up win percentages?
Just kidding, Jeruzah cut off his master Yelu Lihu, who didn't dare to challenge his master, and there was no one in the world who could make him afraid!
Don't you see that he doesn't even bother to equip himself with full armor and helmets?
How could the title of "Top Ten Khitan Heroes" be an ornament?
"I admire General Zhao's noble character and martial arts skills, and I want to come to see what can be improved in my kung fu."
Nima, sure enough, she had the idea of going it alone!
However, heads-up has a relationship with morality!
He Daxian only came back to his senses at this time, this is definitely Han Kuangsi's strategy, this stupid guy surnamed Yelu used Han Kuangsi's strategy, and even began to imitate Han Kuangsi's sour literati when he spoke!
You said that you have a stinky pigtail like a snake on your head, a shirtless tattoo, and a barbarian who walks around the streets with a huge and bulky iron pineapple like a wheel, and you are so long to say, so crepe, are you not afraid of souring your teeth?
He Daxian was about to stab him twice, but he didn't know that this Jeruza cut was like a tongue twister, and the pronunciation was weird and he had just finished saying a sour word, and he immediately revealed his true nature, saying that he would do it!
This long pit is one meter deep and spans ten meters, and the general heavy cavalry does not dare to jump down at all, and the light cavalry must also slowly go down the pit and go up the pit slowly, otherwise it is easy to fall and be injured.
It's just that these restrictions are all for ordinary soldiers, and Jeruza is one of the ten heroes of the Khitan, so he won't be restricted!
I saw that he slapped the horse's buttocks with his left hand, and the war horse under his crotch immediately jumped in the air and jumped directly into the one-meter-deep soil pit at high speed!
The method used is also very simple, when the war horse fell to the bottom of the pit, the one hundred and eighteen catties of iron bones in Jeruza's hand were pestled on the ground in advance, not only helped the war horse lose one hundred and eighteen catties of weight in an instant, but also deliberately supported it, and used his brute strength to make the war horse under the crotch jump faster and lighter, and jumped on the other side of the long pit in two steps, accelerating towards He Daxian!
He Daxian also underestimated the "Top Ten Khitan Heroes" a little.
He always felt that the Khitans looked like a typical stupid face, and most of them had no cultural quality, and they were stupid to death! But I forgot that the "Top Ten Khitan Heroes" are ranked purely by martial arts, and it has nothing to do with being smart and stupid or being educated or uneducated. In addition, he was lucky enough to kill Yelu Ruan before, and the only bit of respect for the "Khitan Ten Heroes" has long been thrown into the Java Sea!
In fact, whether it is stupid or not has nothing to do with the race and ethnicity, but mainly with the education system.
The grassland people usually herd horses and sheep for a living, live in the grass, have few opportunities to study, and the overall cultural quality is indeed lower than that of the Han people, but in fact, there are no fewer outstanding people in history who are really capable than the Central Plains. What's more, for Khitan warriors, maybe they are a little stupid when they talk and read, but they are not stupid at all when they kill people! Not to mention those high-end martial artists who have practiced martial arts to the "Khitan Top Ten"!
If you He Daxian swear not to cheat, you can also practice the "Top Ten Heroes of the Later Tang Dynasty" and try it?
He Daxian didn't expect that the guy couldn't even wait to say a few clichés, and as he spoke, he directly started to act like lightning, and his reaction was a little slower, and he was cut by Jeruza and jumped over the long pit and pounced on him.
At this point, it's too late to turn the horse's head and run away!
Then fight!
I saw that General Zhao Ping and Zhao Ergou were not afraid at all, and patted their horses to meet them.
Jeruza cut his horse and walked forward, his arms as thick as the legs of the ox lifted one hundred and eighteen catties of iron bones, and the huge iron pineapple smashed down on Zhao Ping's head like a dark cloud. Seeing this, Zhao Ping hurriedly struggled to lift the seventy-two pounds of fallen horse lance, shouted loudly, and went up.
The problem is that 118 catties of iron pineapples are smashed from top to bottom, and 72 catties of fallen horse lances are blocked from below.
Can you stop it?
The answer is unstoppable!
Hearing only a loud bang, General Zhao Ping's tiger mouth cracked, his arms were broken, and the thistle terrestris in Jeruza's hand smashed down with a hammer, directly smashing the fallen horse lance in Zhao Ping's hand and falling on the horse's neck, and then in the next moment, the iron pineapple with the size of the wheel had already knocked on Zhao Ping's helmet.
After a muffled sound, Zhao Ping's sealed helmet was completely pressed into his chest, and his upper body was shattered on the spot!
In a rain of blood mist and flesh scattered in all directions, the two horses staggered.
Is it over?
No!
Jeruzachel suddenly felt a palpitation for no apparent reason, and sensed that something was wrong.
I can't tell what it is, it's just not right anyway!
Then in the blood mist, Zhao Ping's tattered figure was split in two as if it had been torn apart by something, and the shattered body continued to fall behind the horse's buttocks, but the other newly emerged body was intact!
This Zhao Ping, who came out of nowhere, held a simple single knife with one hand, and when the two horses were staggered, the extremely sharp blade silently cut off the iron bone rod that Jeruzachel raised to block in front of him, cut off Jeruzachel's last slap arm, and then cut into Jeruzachel's neck, and then cut off the two small braids at the back of his head, and successfully came out from the back of the neck.
A great head rolled off the horse.
In the third year of Qingtai, Jeruzacha died in the Valley of the Divine Pond.