Chapter 511: Swallows Build a Nest
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It was already the beginning of March, and the temperature in the Central Plains had warmed up in an all-round way, and when I squatted on the mountain path, I could already find a trace of heart green in the withered yellow grass.
At this time, it is the busiest season for the swallows in the courtyard of the Huang family's bungalow, they pick up the grass to find mud and start repairing the bird's nest, and some simply live and fly together to rebuild their new home.
The old man liked this season the most, and at this time of year he had one more job to do in addition to being busy in the greenhouse, that is, to take a chair out, sit under the eaves, squint and smoke the old dry tobacco to watch the swallows build their nests.
And this year, he is in a particularly good mood, because he has an extra companion behind him, Song Bing is very old, but compared with the old man, he is still a young man and a guard.
In previous years, he would always be scolded when he saw that no matter who served tea around Yanzi to build a nest, but this year, Song Bing served clumsily, but the old man didn't scold a dirty word, which is really a strange status quo that has not been seen for many years.
At this time, Huang Doudou came back, wearing a school uniform and squeezing the bus back, her Honda CRZ sports car has been sold by the old man, the price is second, the key is that this little girl actually drove Dongying car behind his back, absolutely unforgivable!
So in fact, Huang Doudou's relationship with the old man has not been harmonious recently.
"Grandpa, I'm going to transfer schools!" So when Huang Doudou mustered up the courage to come to him and make his demands loudly, the old man continued to watch the swallow family build a nest as if he hadn't heard anything.
"I'm going to transfer to Jiujing, and then take the college entrance examination there, grandpa!" Huang Doudou saw that the old man deliberately ignored her, and lowered his voice slightly.
And she has called grandpa no more than 20 times since she was a child, she only started calling recently, and she is always when she has something to ask the old man, she is definitely a typical current hand, and the rest of the time she still opens her mouth and closes her mouth old man.
"Be quiet, the swallows have scared you away, do you think it's so easy for the swallows to fly to the river and pick up the dirt?" The old man finally reacted, but in the old man's eyes, her granddaughter was not as important as the little swallow who built the nest.
Huang Doudou was suddenly very angry, and she suddenly rushed over with a run-up and directly used the wall-climbing technique that Tang Lin had just taught her. Hang the window edge to reach the swallow's nest!
Now the old man finally couldn't sit still, "Bastard, this nest of swallows has lived at home for 11 years, and you moved here when you were 7 years old!" Hurry up and get down for Lao Tzu, do you think this swallow lives in any family? Bastard thing! ”
But Song Bing next to him looked stupid, and reminded in a low voice behind his back, "Little Miss is so handsome, I only remember that Wang Mazi of the third regiment was able to go directly to the room back then!" ”
The old man was stunned for a moment, reflected slightly, and then looked up at Huang Doudou's posture hanging in mid-air, and put his hands behind his back, "Okay, bastard thing, if you have the ability, keep this posture for Lao Tzu for half an hour, and Lao Tzu will agree to your request!" Don't you just want to go to Jiujing with Tang Lin's stinky boy? Aren't you going to go to the high school of the head of the school? Lao Tzu is a phone call! ”
Huang Doudou was overjoyed when he heard it, "Then bet, if you want to talk, I will serve you all 17 swallow nests in the yard!" But she was so happy that one arm was not grasped steadily, and her body was about to fall off in a flash, who knew that she actually straightened her waist, gritted her teeth, and the other hand climbed directly onto the eaves of the roof of the bungalow!
If just now she relied on her own light body and running to climb up, now she has shown her true ability. The old man's heart tightened violently, and the old Song soldiers had already run over to catch it.
But she's okay again!
"Whew...... Half an hour, Song Bing, don't give me a timer yet! In fact, Huang Doudou regrets it a little now, because she has only been hanging on it for less than 2 minutes, but her arms have begun to be sore, and her palms are also scratched by the edges and corners of cement. And for 30 minutes, you almost have to rely on two hands to support the weight of the whole body, although the two feet can also help to play a role in balance, but the main pressure is still on the arms!
The old Song Bing is still not at ease, this bungalow has a height of about 3.5 meters, if it can't support it, it is also very dangerous to fall down and hit the ground first, and if you don't get it, you will die.
So he took it upon himself to walk over and stretch out his arm, intending to use himself as a human cushion!
But the old man immediately scolded, "You turtle son, won't this bastard fall and smash your old bones?" Your turtle son died, which one will make three greenhouses for Lao Tzu? What do you eat and drink all year round? Don't get back to me yet! ”
But the old Song Bing refused, "Chief, what should I do if I dodge the little lady and really fall?" Don't you feel distressed if you break it? You're going to shoot me, and I'm going to have to do it here!" ”
Suddenly, there was a rush of footsteps at the gate of the courtyard, and then a person rushed in, "Song Bing, you stand down!" If she wants to fall, she can only be regarded as not good at learning, she can't measure her strength, and she deserves to die if she falls! ”
It was no one else but Tang Lin who came in, Tang Lin was actually only about 10 minutes later than Huang Doudou, although Huang Doudou set off a long time before him, but Huang Doudou didn't have a car and didn't dare to take a taxi to come back from the crowded country bus, Tang Lin was driving Li Hongjie's red Humvee, so he arrived so fast!
As soon as the old Song soldiers saw Tang Lin coming, they immediately retreated, hiding behind the old man with their heads down, not daring to say a word, waiting to be dealt with!
The old man saw Tang Lin's hearty laughter, "Haha, you kid finally remember Lao Tzu's words!" Tang Lin came to the standard military salute in front of him, "Even if my head is shot in a hole, it is impossible for me not to remember your words, old man!" ”
He is still neither big nor small, and he seems to be much more chic than the current situation. Huang Doudou was hanging on the roof, competing, she really didn't have confidence, the old man said that she agreed as soon as her mind was hot in 30 minutes!
Originally, Tang Lin came and she had a little more expectation in her heart, but she didn't expect this bastard to be angry with the dead old man, hum, okay, two stinky men, I'll let you see the strength today!
Half an hour is half an hour, so she clenched her teeth and didn't say a word, her little face was flushed, and her eyes could be murderous!
But Tang Lin didn't look at her at all, he treated her as air, and he didn't worry about coming over like the old Song Bing, but sat directly on the chair that the old Song Bing had come out of, and started drinking tea and farting with the old man.
"I have to rub you at noon today, old man, I just took out a loan to buy a house in Zhongzhou City, and I am very poor, and I have to repay the loan with that little salary! By the way, old man, don't you have a vegetable garden and a greenhouse in Jiujing? If you want to say it, I will also save some living expenses! ”
The old man raised his hand and took a sip of tea, and scolded with a smile, "You bastard boy went to training and didn't the public take care of food and housing?" What do you spend? You don't make the old man happy, believe it or not, the old man makes a phone call so that you can't live a day in Jiujing? ”
It's unheard of for an old man to understand humor!