Chapter 1637: Guo Ye's Bad Taste
Before Guo Ye read out the title, everyone was still looking forward to the title of the final of the Oiran Competition.
The momentum of this Oiran Contest was so great that it finally attracted the Lord of the Three Kingdoms in person. The four major Oiran also live up to expectations, everyone is a double masterpiece of color and art, and the country is captivating. The question of the finals of this Oiran Contest was personally written by the angel of the kingdom, Qin Guogong of the Tang Dynasty, claiming that the test was that which Oiran was really born smart, and if two of the three could be answered, he would be able to win the position of the main Oiran.
Can you imagine that this topic can be simple? Many viewers are even ready to see the excitement without understanding the question.
However, when Guo Ye's first question was spoken, everyone was stupid. This...... This is too simple, not to mention the four major Oiran, even if you come to power, you can make a long speech. There is a way that there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts, what standard answer can there be to this kind of question? Could it be that the first question is deliberately releasing water?
Guo Ye slowly said the first topic: "Some people say that the sky does not give birth to Zhongni, and eternity is like a long night." It can be seen how great the influence of Sage Confucius on the world is. It is a pity that Sage Kong only lived to be seventy-three years old before he passed away. Now the question arises, if Confucius had lived to this day, what would be the most significant impact on the world? ”
For this finals, Guo Yeke did not release water to Sun Xiaoxiao and Shangchuan Meizi.
There can only be one Oiran.,Although the origin of the plum is unknown.,Suspicious.,But after all, it's skin-to-skin with yourself.。 Although Sun Xiaoxiao has nothing to do with herself, Yang Fengyi personally asked her to take care of her, and Yang Meiren's face must not be ignored. The palms and backs of his hands are full of meat, and Guo Ye simply treats everyone equally, and he has not missed the question.
As soon as this first question came out, the four major Oirans looked at each other, and they all felt a little incredible. Plum is pampered and arrogant, and it is the most relaxed on this occasion, and when she sees the cheapness, she preemptively replied: "Plum has it!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Guo Ye was a thief, and he couldn't help but feel frightened, could it be that after two happy times, Meizi was pregnant? He said, "Got it? What do you have? ”
"Of course it's the answer to this question, Meizi has it!"
That's pretty much it! Guo Ye wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Shangchuan little lady, please speak!" ”
Shangchuan Meizi cleared her throat and said, "Although Meizi is a Fusang person, Sage Kong doesn't read much. But I also know that what Confucius admired most in his life was the great harmony of the world. So, Plum thought. If Sage Confucius had lived to the present, he would have ruled the world greatly, the old would have something to support, the young to rely on, and the strong to use. The road is not lost, and the night is not closed. Qin Guogong, do you think Meizi is right? ”
Guo Ye shook his head and said, "When Sage Kong was alive, he traveled around the world, and it was not without success. However, he was not used by the king, nor could he take revenge. So, as Meizi said, it may happen, but it doesn't have to happen. You're not right. ”
The next person to answer the question is Yuan Ruoshuang. She said: "When Confucius was alive, he recruited a wide range of disciples, and there were 3,000 disciples and 72 sages. Ruoshuang thought that if Sage Confucius could survive until now, I am afraid that everyone would become the disciples and grandchildren of Sage Confucius. ”
"Not necessarily!" Guo Ye waved his hand and said: "Confucius once asked Lao Tzu, but he did not inherit Lao Tzu's Taoist mantle, but created a Confucian lineage. The world does not think that Lao Tzu is the teacher of Confucius. If the Confucian saints lived for a thousand more years, who knew if they would have taught one or even several other saints? It is not uncommon for other saints to recruit disciples and scatter their expenses. ”
Both of them answered incorrectly, and people realized that Qin Guogong's question was not so simple. For a while, the audience whispered and discussed the standard answer to this question.
Guo Ye turned his head and said to Yan Wenfang: "Yan, what do you think about this topic?" ”
Yan Wenfang said: "Qin Guogong's thinking is imaginative, there is no trace, and the concubine can only guess. ”
"Yan, please speak!"
The concubine thought that if Sage Kong could live until now, it would be difficult to say how many disciples would be, and it would be difficult to say whether the way he had learned would be practiced in the world. However, there is a saying that Sage Kong said well, and the concubine thinks so. ”
"What?"
"Food, sex, too." Speaking of this, Yan Wenfang licked her lips seductively, and looked at Guo Ye's eyes, full of teasing!
She paused and continued, "Life is a saint or an ordinary person. The most important thing to eat and reproduce is that the Confucian saints are no exception. Therefore, the concubine thought that if Sage Kong can live until now, there will definitely be many descendants of saints in the world. Qin Guogong, do you think what the concubine said is right? ”
This kind of topic, Yan Wenfang can talk about the affairs of men and women, Guo Ye can only secretly scream admiration and admiration! However, it's still not right! He said embarrassedly: "Yan, everyone, actually...... Actually......"
"How?"
"Chromophobia, this sentence was not said by Sage Kong, but by the confession."
As soon as the words fell, Yan Wenfang's face suddenly changed color, and she looked like she wanted to cry, and said: "It seems that the concubine is unlearned and unskilled, which makes the Duke of Qin Guo laugh." ”
Although he knew that this little girl was not a good stubble, and when he saw the beauty like this, Guo Ye was still full of guilt for his words about debunking the beauty, and said: "Actually, Sage Kong also said something similar, Yan everyone, you are confused, harmless, harmless!" ”
"Really? Qin Guogong, didn't you use this to make the little girl happy? The little girl was very grateful. ”
"Of course it's true! Sage Confucius said that eating and drinking men and women, and people's great desires are actually similar to the meaning of this saying. ”
Yan Wenfang said happily: "So, this first question, even if the little girl answers it correctly?" ”
"Uh...... Neither is it. Guo Ye said: "Confucius lived for more than seventy years, and he only had an only child, named Kong Li. It can be seen that although the sage of Confucius is noble and knowledgeable, he is convenient in other ...... It's also relatively ...... Relatively average. I'm afraid that even if I live a few more years, I won't have any other children. ”
Yan Wenfang pursed her lips and said, "Hmph, you bad guy, you're happy to hurt people!" ”
Yan Wenfang was also defeated, and only Sun Xiaoxiao was left. Seeing Guo Ye's gaze towards himself, Sun Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "Xiaoxiao also has an answer, but I don't know if it's right or wrong." If you're wrong, you can't laugh at me! ”
"Little, please speak."
Sun Xiaoxiao hesitated and replied without confidence: "Xiaoxiao thinks that if Sage Kong can live until now, the most significant impact will be...... There will be one more person in the world! ”
Guo Ye's three questions are actually brain teasers that have been played rotten in modern society.
This Oiran contest was not a big deal in the first place, it was purely a beauty contest held by Dao Yan Yan in order to shoot Guo Ye's ass. Due to various reasons, Guo Ye couldn't play the "unspoken rules" with these oirans, so he simply retreated to the next best thing and found other fun.
Out of some bad taste, he chose to use his brain teaser and did the title of the Oiran contest. I want to see the beauty of ancient times, who is made to cry and laugh by the brain teasers of modern society.
Originally, he thought that out of the three questions, one of the topics would be solved by these four people. Unexpectedly, the first question was easily won by Sun Xiaoxiao!
Guo Ye nodded and said, "Little girl, you answered correctly!" Then, he said loudly to the audience: "Now, I declare that the first question is the victory of Miss Sun!" The answer to this question is: there will be one more person in the world! ”
This answer is too shocking to people's three views, and the audience can't help but fry it into a pot of porridge! Some people suddenly wake up like a dream, and secretly hate how they didn't expect it. Some people complained that Qin Guogong, as an angel of the kingdom, would come up with such a strange topic to trick people, which is too unkind. Some people feel that Guo Ye's answer is not so reliable, and he has a better answer.
Guo Ye had expected this situation, and looked at the people in the audience with a smile. Anyway, the Oiran Contest is hosted by Mizuguchi Castle, and the chief judge is himself, as long as there is a good reason, it is not up to him to decide how to play? What if you're just not satisfied? Bite me? I don't believe that anyone dares to embarrass me Guo Ye for a small Oiran contest!
However, it turned out that he was wrong!
I only heard someone in the audience shouting: "What kind of problem is this!" Qin Guogong, you really regard the heroes of the world as nothing, and cheat on the Oiran Competition! Do you think that no one in the world will do justice for these poor women? ”
After that, the person who came ran a few steps and walked onto the high platform!
Guo Ye took a closer look, it turned out to be Fuyu Zhang, a deflated calf!