"Brother-in-law, hehe, brother-in-law......"

After sitting on the stone bench in the gazebo in the backyard, Zhang Tianbao took out a cigarette and just lit it and smoked it, Zhang Ruixin came running around, followed by the little fat man Yang Ze and the little thin man He Hao. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Sit down, ......" raised his eyebrows and smiled, Zhang Tianbao signaled.

"Oh!" Zhang Ruixin hurriedly sat on the stone bench opposite, and then took out a title deed and house deed from his arms, put it on the stone table, pushed it in front of Zhang Tianbao, and said with a smile. "Brother-in-law, now you only need to stamp a finger print, and this house will be yours immediately!"

"Yo!" Zhang Tianbao was happy. "Brother-in-law, you're quite sensible!"

"Of course, hey, hey, hey......" As he spoke, Zhang Ruixin took out another box of red clay and put it in front of Zhang Tianbao. Brother-in-law, please! ”

Looking at the box of red clay, Zhang Tianbao was not hypocritical, stretched out his thumb, and poked twice on the title deed and house deed, and stamped his fingerprints.

"Here you go!" Spit out a cloud of smoke in his mouth, Zhang Tianbao raised his head and greeted the little fat man Yang Ze again.

"Oh!" The little fat man Yang Ze hurriedly trotted to his side and said with a smile. "Boss, what's the matter?"

"It's nothing...... "Stretched out his hand and wiped it clean on the clothes of the little fat man Yang Ze, Zhang Tianbao said. Help me put these things away, and in the afternoon, you and He Shao will hire some people to clean my house, and the parts made tomorrow morning don't need to be brought to school, just pull them to the house and put them, understand? ”

"But the boss ......" As soon as he heard this, the little thin man He Hao hurriedly said. It's a haunted house, and no one wants to clean it! ”

"Money can make ghosts, I don't believe I can't let people clean my house!" He took another puff and spit it out. "Don't we still have five hundred taels of gold? Spend a hundred taels, find ten people, ten taels per person, I don't believe they don't do it! ”

"That's it!" Zhang Ruixin also hurriedly agreed. "If it doesn't work for ten taels, it's a hundred taels, and if it doesn't work for a hundred taels, it's a thousand taels, anyway, you have to help my brother-in-law clean up the house, and if you don't have enough money, come to me to get it, understand?"

"Okay!" With all that said, what else can the two of them do?

"Yang Shao, let's hurry up while it's dawn, otherwise it won't be good to wait until evening!" The little thin man He Hao hurriedly said.

"You're right!"

The two hurriedly said hello to Zhang Tianbao and Zhang Ruixin, and left first.

"He Shao, did you say that the people who went in to clean up would be like those Taoist priests, and their heads were twisted off and thrown on the street?"

"Yang Shao, I'm timid, don't scare me!"

"How could I scare you, didn't you hear what Zhang Shao said at noon?"

"Of course I heard it, I won't go in anyway!"

"Me too!"

As they walked, the two of them were still talking.

"Cut ......" Zhang Tianbao was funny, but he didn't blame them, it was normal people who would be afraid when they heard the story about the ghost house, let alone the two of them.

"Brother-in-law, then my business, hehehehe......" Zhang Ruixin naturally didn't have time to pay attention to them, watching Zhang Tianbao take a puff of cigarette and spit it out again, Zhang Ruixin hurriedly smiled.

"Don't worry, since I have called you brother-in-law, then you will cover this matter with me!" Of course, Zhang Tianbao knew what he was talking about.

"So what am I going to do?" Zhang Ruixin asked again.

"Well...... frowned, looked at the sky, and thought for a while. A woman like Sister Weihu is arrogant, conceited, and has no one in her eyes, simply put, she is invincible! ”

"......" As soon as he heard this, Zhang Ruixin's eyes widened, and he hurriedly said. yes, isn't that what she is! ”

"Then why do you still like her?" Zhang Tianbao was curious and said with a smile.

"I don't know, hehe......" Zhang Ruixin said shyly. Since I met her, I can't pay attention to other women anymore, and my brother-in-law is not afraid to tell you that if I can't marry Weihu in my life, I'd rather die alone! ”

"There's no need to play so big, right?" This guy really loves him enough.

"So brother-in-law, you must save me!" Zhang Ruixin hurriedly said. "My family has nine generations of single inheritance, and you can't bear to see my family's last generation, right?"

"Okay......" The words were all said about this, and Zhang Tianbao also had the intention to help him, so he continued. In the face of a woman like Sister Weihu, inviting her to dinner, taking a walk, looking at the stars, giving her gifts, love letters will not work! ”

"Not really!" Zhang Ruixin's eyes widened. "Brother-in-law, you are really a god, I have done all these things you said, but every time Weihu refused, and even once I forcibly gave her a cute rabbit paper, and she roasted and ate it!"

"Can ......" There is really no one left, only Xu Weihu did this kind of thing.

"So brother-in-law, you must teach me!" Based on Zhang Tianbao's two sentences just now, Zhang Ruixin has already taken it. "If you really help me get along with Weihu, I will agree to whatever you want me to do!"

"Hehe, that's the best......" Seeing that the goal was achieved, Zhang Tianbao didn't talk nonsense. In fact, chasing this kind of girl is very simple, it is direct, rough ......"

"Isn't it!" Zhang Ruixin seemed to have thought of something. "But I can't beat her, how can I cook raw rice with her, brother-in-law, this can't work......"

"Damn, where did you think of it!" Zhang Tianbao was puzzled. "I didn't let you rape her, and besides, why is she also my sister, how could I have such a bad idea......"

"Uh......" scratched his head, and Zhang Ruixin's face was a little embarrassed. Oh, but brother-in-law, what should I do? ”

"Buy a few carts of flowers, you take someone to the barracks, spread the flowers into a love heart, and then call her out and propose directly!"

"Clams?!" Zhang Ruixin was stunned. "It's very straightforward and rude, but if you do it, are you sure I won't be beaten?"

"Don't worry, I don't know if you two can do this, but she will never beat you!" What kind of person is Zhang Tianbao, a prodigal son who has been in bars and nightclubs for many years, what woman he has never seen, and he is naturally sure of this kind of thing. "Such a girl, you must use your courage to conquer her, if it doesn't work once, twice, twice, three times, my sister Weihu is also an old woman, and she definitely wants to marry, now you are the only one in the world who has this courage, you say, if she doesn't marry you, who else can she marry?"

"Oh yes!" Zhang Ruixin was suddenly empowered. "Brother-in-law's trick is really sharp! How did I not think of that? But ......"

"Brother-in-law......" Zhang Ruixin said a little embarrassed. If I do this alone, I'm a little weak-hearted, can you come with me? ”

"Damn, I just told you that you must have courage, you are vain, do you still want to marry me Sister Weihu!" Zhang Tianbao wondered, why can't this Zhang Ruixin support the wall in the mud, of course, this is not the key, the key is that he doesn't want to face Xu Weihu!

"I understand everything, but I'm just embarrassed!" Saying that, Zhang Ruixin said pitifully. "Brother-in-law, you can accompany me!"

"I'm not available!" Zhang Tianbao decisively refused.

"Oh, brother-in-law......" Zhang Ruixin hurriedly got up, hugged Zhang Tianbao's arm, and actually sprinkled Jiao.

"......" Zhang Tianbao was agitated, and he suddenly had goosebumps all over his body.

"Alright, alright!" Zhang Tianbao hurriedly pushed him away and stopped. "Lao Tzu is really afraid of you, today Lao Tzu is not available, tomorrow Lao Tzu is not available, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow Lao Tzu will accompany you on a trip!"

"Then I'll thank my brother-in-law first!" Zhang Ruixin was overjoyed.

"But after this is done, don't forget to promise me, you will agree to everything I want you to do!"

"That's natural, we'll be a family then, what's something I won't help you with? Right, brother-in-law! As she spoke, Zhang Ruixin hugged Zhang Tianbao, with a happy smile on her face, and she felt like she was hugging the whole world.

Zhang Tianbao, who was dull-faced, took a puff of cigarette and spit it out, in order to make a grenade and have a market, he endured it!

......

At this time, Zhu Fuzhong, Zhu Da Fat covered his buttocks and sighed, and when he passed by the hall, he turned his head and saw that his father, Zhu Fuyin, was talking to a young man in a gray coat.

"What is this?" The gray-clothed man looked at Zhu Da Fat with a vigilant face.

"This is a dog, Zhu Ziduo......" Zhu Wanchang smiled, and hurriedly said sharply to Zhu Da Fat. I have something important to discuss with the messenger now, why are you still standing at the door? Don't get out of here! ”

“...... Be! Zhu Dapang was stunned, and regardless of the pain in his buttocks, he hurriedly ran away with Wang Quanquan, until he returned to his house and closed the door, Zhu Dapang gasped twice, and then exclaimed. Quanquan, there must be something big! Otherwise, how could my dad be so fierce to me, and don't even care if I skip class? ”

"Hmm! Not! Wang Quanquan nodded in agreement.

"What did they just say? What about the day after tomorrow to Jiangbei? Zhu Da Fat frowned. Who will come to Jiangbei the day after tomorrow? ”

"Hmm! Not! Wang Quanquan shook his head, indicating that he didn't hear clearly, but with a smile, Wang Quanquan took out a jade bottle from his arms. Not! Not! ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Looking at the jade bottle, Zhu Dapang also laughed. That's it, it doesn't matter who he comes the day after tomorrow, anyway, I only know that tomorrow my brother-in-law will die, I want medicine, right, this super invincible Hehuan pill, one pill down, see who does whom, I really hope that my brother-in-law can win tomorrow, go to Qinglou to celebrate, take this medicine, and ensure that he will be known to the whole Jiangbei as a peerless ****, hahahaha......"

"Hmm! Not! Not! Not! Wang Quanquan also danced.

"Huh?" However, Zhu Dapang saw that he was not smiling as excitedly as himself, but his face was full of panic, and he was stunned, Zhu Dapang reached out and touched his buttocks, sticky, wet, and warm, and when he raised his hand, it was red.

Bleeding again......