Chapter 219: Beat the palace maid's little PP
Eating is actually just like that, after the initial excitement, anticipation and then a face full of disappointment, what a good imperial chef, but why is the cooking so substandard?
Tasteless accompanied by a group of old men to finish eating, it is already the beginning of the lanterns, in fact, the scenery of the palace Yang Ming is still more appreciative, at least he thinks that it is definitely a good place to relax and enjoy the elderly here, rockeries, pavilions, rare and exotic beasts, not to mention the groups of big-tailed red carp in the pool are enough for fishing!
If there is another barbecue grill, a bottle of two-pot head, fishing and grilled fish and drinking three hands, wouldn't it be refreshing to bubble?
When he went, the guards opened the way, the emperor walked in steps, and when he went back, only a little eunuch led the way, Yang Yan and several old ministers were quite interested, and while moving forward, they also commented on the royal garden, and the appearance of me as an expert made Yang Ming really collapse. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Fortunately, I didn't drink at night, and it is estimated that Jiajing also took into account that a few old men would be crazy if they got drunk!
Passing through a rockery, I found it in front of me, anyway, Yang Ming was wandering around at the end, but when he came, he seemed to drink a little too much water, which would actually have a little urine.
"This father-in-law, I've been gone for a long time, I don't know how much time it will take to get out?" I thought that I would go out of the palace gate to find a place to solve it, but this road is not short, but there is still a forest of high-rise buildings and rockeries everywhere as if there is no end in front of it.
As the saying goes, people have three urgencies, and this urine is really going to kill people if they hold it for a long time!
The little eunuch turned his head and saw that it was Yang Ming, he recognized this red and purple Tanhualang who was in front of the Long Live Lord, and it was really thanks to this lord that the palace could now issue the money on time, so the little eunuch still had great respect for Yang Ming, and hurriedly smiled: "Hurry up, go through the Fengfei Pavilion in front and then walk through the Cuixiang Garden, and then ...... After that, keep walking until you reach the gate of the palace! ”
Yang Ming only felt that it was dark in front of him, why was it so long after walking so far?
He clearly remembered that he hadn't been gone long when he came, so how could he go back so far?
"Why is Zile in such a hurry to go back?" Yan Song laughed and said: "Young people need to know moderation, and the old man and others can also be regarded as people who have come over." Although people are not romantic, they must also know that teenagers are in love! ”
Needless to say, several old men see themselves as merry people.
Looking at the smiling eyes of a few moments, Yang Ming hurriedly said, "A few adults have misunderstood the boy." The Tao is not a period of wind and moon, and I am not afraid of a few jokes, the youngest of you can also be Yang Ming's uncle, not to mention old people like Yang Gong and Jiang Gong! ”
Yang Ming's posture was very low, and everyone nodded with satisfaction.
"I won't hide it from you, I'm ashamed, the kid is actually sitting in a sedan chair for the first time today, and I don't know how to sway on it, and I'm disgusting..... It's a bit of a dizziness! After the ceremony went back, the family poured tens of thousands of more water on the boy, which was better. But I didn't expect to be summoned by His Majesty suddenly. Yang Ming said with an uncomfortable face: "It was okay when I ate just now, but I didn't expect to eat a little more..... Ay! ”
"Hahaha!"
"What kind of strange things have the old man experienced in his life that he has never seen? I've heard of seasickness, I've heard of bloodsickness, this is the first time I've been seasick! It was Jiang Mian who spoke, and I saw his eyebrows fluttering and telling his experience to a few people next to him, and he couldn't stop making fun of Yang Ming, so that Yang Ming only felt that he had done something hurtful.
"Yang Tanhua, when you came, Your Majesty was there, and you took a shortcut, so you naturally need to follow the rules when you go back, so this road is a little longer. But if you can't hold it back, it's just Fengyang Pavilion in front of you, why don't you go to it conveniently? The little eunuch gave Yang Ming an idea.
When Yang Ming heard it, he was grateful! Suddenly, he looked at the little eunuch a lot, and hurriedly thanked: "It's bothering the little father-in-law!" ”
"Yang Tanhua, where are you talking about this? If it weren't for the silver you got for Your Majesty in Shuzhong, there would be no current silver in our palace, and everyone wouldn't know how much to thank you! If you can't leave the palace, I'm afraid that I don't know how many people will come to your house to thank you! "The little eunuch is also a clever person, and his mouth can speak, Yang Ming said that it is cool in his heart.... He pointed in one direction and continued: "That side is Fengyang Pavilion, the toilet is on the left, you go and go back quickly, you can't leave here, you have to bear more!" ”
Yang Ming also understands. A large group of old men walk at night without a spiritual person to follow, and they are really afraid that something will happen, anyway, it's not far away, isn't it just a trumpet? Solve it in minutes!
It's not a long way to go!
That's a little bit of effort!
After a small solution in the thatched house, it is called a comfort, but the problem is here. This official robe is so particular that Yang Ming can't restore it when he unravels it!
That's the problem! If an official wants to say that he is faint, it is okay, but if he can't even wear an official robe, he won't laugh at death? With the virtue of the old man in front of him, he didn't have to think about it, it would have to spread throughout the Ming Dynasty, and when people mentioned his name Yang Ming and Yang Zile, wouldn't they regard this matter as a so-called beautiful talk?
To say that it is a beautiful talk is to base other people's pain on their own happiness!
Wait a minute!
Yang Ming was trying to restore the official robe, but at this moment, he suddenly saw a palace maid in the lotus pond next to him, and it was too dark to see the appearance. But think about it, since it's a palace maid, you can't find out where to go, just now the little eunuch didn't die and said that the people in the palace were grateful to him?
If you let this palace maid help her tidy up her official robes, it shouldn't be in the way, right? He secretly thought in his heart that his footsteps did not mean to stop, and Yang Ming had already walked to the palace maid in the midst of the palace maid's stunned eyes.
"This sister, can you do me a favor?" Yang Ming tried his best to pretend to have a harmless expression, although he couldn't see it, his tone was absolutely sincere.
"Ahh ~~~~" The palace maid exclaimed....
......
Yang Ming was shocked, this is going to be a bad thing!
didn't have time to explain, at the moment, he wrapped his right hand around the palace maid in his arms, and then covered her mouth tightly with his left hand, Yang Ming hurriedly said: "This palace maid sister, I didn't mean to, I came here and I just went to the thatched house, don't you see that I won't wear this official robe?" Look, you're here, I just guess that since you're in the palace, you're definitely familiar with this thing, so I just want you to help! ”
"Woohoo! ~~~”
The palace maid is still struggling!
Yang Ming looked at this posture, no! If you let her go now and just shout like this, then what's the point?
With a horizontal heart, I don't know what to think, and my right hand towards the palace maid's ass is "Smack!" "A slap in the face!
Moment!
The world is finally quiet~!
The palace maid seemed to have forgotten the struggle, and also forgot that she was still being held by a strange man, so she turned her head sideways and looked at Yang Ming blankly.
is already a thief, but in fact, he is not a thief, but there are many things in this palace that really can't be explained, seeing that the palace maid didn't speak, Yang Ming shrank the hand that was covering her mouth slightly.
"Who are you?" The hand was taken away, but the palace maid was unusually calm, although her body was still surrounded by Yang Ming on her chest, she did not show half a panic, but asked a sentence coldly.
Seriously, Yang Ming is really not afraid to tell her name, after all, she is just a palace maid, in his opinion, if you meet this time, you may not have the opportunity to meet in this life, but then again, although the eldest husband does not change his name or change his surname, after all, it is really a bit panicked to shoot the little butt of other beauties!
In this thousandth of a second, Yang Ming suddenly thought of a person coming, anyway, isn't this master a so-called celebrity? Since it is a celebrity, he is naturally romantic, and it makes sense to do something that is beyond ordinary people, and the most important thing is that this master is in the realm of the capital, which is like thunder, with him as a shield, Yang Ming believes that it should be a big thing and a small thing, and he hurriedly pulled back the hand on the waist of the other person, made a humble gentleman, and arched his hand towards the palace maid and said: "Xiaosheng Yang Shen, haven't you asked the girl's name yet?" ”
Yang Ming was still complacent about his god creation, but unexpectedly, although the woman in front of him seemed to be weak, her skills were surprisingly fast, and before he could react, he only felt a fragrant wind coming, and then "Bang!" There was a crisp sound and a slap on his face.
"Humph!" The palace maid said angrily: "It's okay to do bad things, I can't imagine that you still want to get away with it in the name of others, today my father.. The palace maid will teach you a good lesson! ”
As soon as the words fell, the woman waved her slap again and pulled it towards Yang Ming's face.
Fortunately, it was getting dark, and it affected the woman's play on the edge of the lotus pond, Yang Ming felt a chord in his heart, a good little palace maid couldn't imagine that she was still a ruthless character, although she still had some pity in her heart just now, but if she didn't clean it up now, she might cause some trouble.
Although Yang Ming is a scholar, he is also angry, he lowered his face downward, spread his hands forward to form a semicircle, and his feet accelerated and collided with the figure.
I just felt that my head hit a soft thing, and it was very elastic!
Don't guess at all, Yang Ming knew that he must have hit someone's whereabouts, he didn't expect this palace maid to be petite, and she actually had such a broad mind! There was no time to sigh and reminisce, Yang Ming once again hugged the palace maid in front of him in his arms.
I thought it would be enough to explain it to the palace maid, but at this time, Yang Ming never dreamed that there were footsteps outside, and the man shouted at the throat of the male duck as he walked: "Yang Tanhua, are you done?" .....”
Yang Ming's eyes suddenly darkened, Nima! This is really a divine sword!
finally subdued the palace maid, and now it is okay not only to expose the identity, but also to attract a few living people with this voice?
As the footsteps got closer and closer, the palace maid seemed to be anxious, and her body couldn't help but want to break free of Yang Ming's hands: "Let go of me!" ”
"You have to promise me not to talk nonsense, and besides, I didn't mean to!" Yang Ming argued with reason, but forgot who just now held people in his arms as soon as they met and beat other people's little PP!
PS: The first chapter is delivered! It's long overdue, hehe! My wife is going to have a lot of guests at home on her birthday tomorrow and are preparing things, and the second shift is around 11 o'clock!
(To be continued.) )