Chapter 55: Fighting Monsters
The girl was not flustered at all, and said to the tiger monster slowly, picking her nails, "You think that if you are big, you will fight with strength, and my old servant has more strength than yours." ”
Songshan Qiwei saw her say this and laughed strangely, feeling that the girl's consciousness was getting worse and worse, and she didn't look at the object when she blew water.
Before they finished laughing, the old man walked over tremblingly, and with a slight pick of his foot, the giant axe automatically jumped into his hand, and suddenly shouted, which shocked the seven monsters of Songshan, after all, no one would have thought that the sick old man's voice was so loud. Immediately afterwards, the sick old man threw the giant axe, and it was deeply embedded in the mountain wall, and the seven monsters of Songshan were even more exclaimed.
The beautiful girl smiled and said to the tiger-headed monster who was still in a state of surprise: "O big man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, then tell me about it, is it your strength, or is it my old man's strength?" ”
Seeing that the other party wanted to humiliate him, the tiger head said unconvinced: "What's the use of having a lot of strength, you have to be able to fight." Do you dare to compare with me? ”
The other six monsters also followed suit, saying that the sick old man was useless except for his strength, and their boss tiger monster was strong in martial arts, and he would definitely be able to crush the sick old man to death if he got into a fight.
Although the sick old man did not talk much, his temper was very fierce, and he was extremely angry at the six monsters who kept chattering, and he stamped his feet and scolded them to be quiet, and not to talk nonsense.
Where have the seven monsters of Songshan been restrained, they can say what they want, laugh when they want to laugh, and no one has ever dared to care about them. Not only did he not listen to the sick old man, but he also laughed at the sick old man for being a stinky mouse.
Liang Xingfa lamented on the side that the seven monsters of Songshan are still beyond their strength, and those who are experts can see from the moment just now that the old man has deep internal strength, which is beyond the reach of the seven monsters of Songshan, so the next thing is the time for them to make a fool of themselves.
Sure enough, the sick old man made a move, and the Songshan Seven Monsters had already received a heavy blow on their heads before they could see how he made a move, and they were so painful that they touched their heads and grinned.
The Seven Monsters of Songshan asked each other what was going on and who attacked them? I saw that the sick old man was already standing behind them and said viciously: "Let you have no rules, and if you say that you are not allowed to make noise, you are not allowed to make noise, and if you are not taught a lesson, you will be saved from thinking that the world is yours." ”
The Seven Monsters of Songshan finally understood that it was the sick old man's hand, so they were very angry, and if they didn't fight back, they could not let out this evil breath, they were the only ones who bullied people, and no one dared to bully them. Because every time they fight, they rely on their own numbers.
The calculations of the seven monsters of Songshan are very fine, and one of the seven people who beat the sick old man is sure to win, and it is more than enough. The Seven Monsters surrounded the sick old man and took turns wielding the weapons they carried. And the beautiful girl in white still picked her nails, as if the sick old man didn't need her to worry about it at all, or the Songshan Seven Monsters were just a bunch of garbage in her eyes.
The sheep-headed monster stabbed the sick old man with his spear, and cried out loudly, "I will send you to the western heavens." Then the old man grabbed his spear with one hand, and with a force he struck it in two, and then kicked the sheep-headed in the chest. I only heard a scream of "ah", and the sheep-headed monster fell to the ground and rolled in pain, and there was no other ability than howling.
The pig-headed monster then struck the sick old man with his meteor hammer, and exclaimed, "I'm not to be trifled with." As a result, he was hit by the sick old man with a palm, and the meteor hammer hit the pig-headed monster instead, causing him to fall to the ground and no longer dare to do anything, so he simply pretended to be dead.
The kobold slashed at the sick old man with a large knife and cried out, "I will die with you." It was a desperate posture, but unfortunately the sick old man didn't fight with him at all, dodged his big knife sideways, and slammed his elbow into the kobold's stomach. I saw that the kobold monster was so painful that he couldn't even hold the knife, and he was holding the dog's belly vigorously. I didn't know how uncomfortable the pain was if I didn't hurt it, I thought it was fun to work hard, so I quickly hid to the side and survived.
The chicken-headed monster had a judge's pen in his hand, and he slashed at the sick old man with great speed, and cried out in his mouth, "I can't kill you." "He's worse than the one before him. The sick old man stood there and didn't move, he couldn't beat the sick old man, but collided with the sick old man, but as if he had hit a thick wall, he hit himself with a blue nose and swollen face, and simply fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.
The rat-headed monster was timid by nature, and did not dare to clash head-on with the sick old man, so he quietly attacked from behind with a hidden weapon, firing darts, and snickered: "This time you are not dead." Unfortunately, his dart could not penetrate the sick old man's body at all, but was shocked by the sick old man's internal force, and the dart returned to the body of the rat monster, scratching a little flesh. Seeing that the opponent was so powerful, how dare he fight hard, so he simply pretended to be dead again.
The basilisk had no weapon, for he was confident that his serpentine fist was superior to any weapon, and he twisted his body like a snake to attack the sick old man, hissing out a strange cry from his mouth, thinking that this terrifying sound alone would completely scare the sick old man. It's a pity that he was punched by the sick old man on his thin waist, and the pain was so painful that he couldn't make a snake cry anymore, and he actually wanted to bite the old man like a snake while the old man was not paying attention. Lying on the ground and crying.
And then there's the tiger monster left. Liang Xingfa was also very bored watching from the side, because this was a fight without any suspense, and he could think of the result with his genitals for the next thing.
Sure enough, the tiger monster ran to the mountain wall to take down his axe, but unfortunately it was too tightly embedded to pull it out, so that he knew who was more powerful without fighting. Therefore, the tiger-headed monster did not want to suffer like his brothers, and surrendered on his knees without even fighting, although the words of the seven brothers when they were in trouble were louder than thunder.
The other six monsters violently persuaded their boss Tiger Head Monster to beat the sick old man to vent his anger for them, but they admired the boss Tiger Head Monster very much, and all their hopes were pinned on him, but they didn't think that the Tiger Head Monster said to the old man: "We can't beat you, you are the most powerful." Count us as having offended you. I hope you don't remember the villain, just don't beat us to death. ”
The other six monsters completely collapsed, and they all lamented how they had such a boss in such a.
The sick old man asked the tiger-headed monster: "Do you know that there are people outside the people, but are there mountains outside the mountains?" ”
The tiger monster said, "Got it, got it." In the past, we all thought that only we had the most mountains, but we didn't expect that there were mountains all the way, which was really eye-opening. Hahaha. ”
The sick old man felt that talking to the tiger monster was like talking to a chicken and a duck. So, I asked him a simple question: "You only lived in Songshan before, haven't you been here?" ”
The tiger monster said, "Yes." The first time I went far away, I met a master like you, what a blessing for three lives. ”
The sick old man said, "You have sinned against me, and you should have paid for your life." But I, if you have the virtue of a good life in heaven, I will give you a chance. You have to answer our young lady's question, and if you get it right, not only do you not have to die, but you also have to eat and drink. If you don't answer correctly, just hehehehe. ”
The seven monsters of Songshan all said positively that they would try their best to answer.
I saw the beautiful woman in white take out a blank piece of paper from her pocket and show them a question to ask.
Songshan Seven Monsters in the number of chicken-headed monsters with the highest knowledge, read a few years of private school, because of the lack of skill, there is no way, just go up the mountain to follow those few strange people to occupy the mountain as the king, do some roadblocks and robberies. The other six monsters all drank and ordered the chicken-headed monster to answer, after all, the six lives were in his hands, but he must not be sloppy, otherwise he would be killed first. It made him feel a lot of pressure and tremble. Read the question and read it.
Liang Xingfa was also very curious, and wanted to know what topic that beautiful girl had to come up with to play tricks on these big bosses, so he leaned over to take a look. How do you know that the Seven Monsters of Songshan think that Liang Xingfa is a mountain village man who can't read a basket of big characters, and told him to stay cool and don't disturb their thinking, now they are irritable enough.
Liang Xingfa didn't want to meddle with their affairs, whether they answered or not, it had nothing to do with him, so he simply continued to squat aside and watch the excitement. He felt that the beautiful girl and the old man were getting more and more interesting, first testing the strength of the Seven Monsters of Songshan, and now testing their intelligence, I don't know what kind of medicine was sold in their gourds.
The Songshan Seven Monsters seemed to be helpless about that problem, sweating profusely, and it was summer, not to mention how uncomfortable they were. The rest of the six monsters were desperately urging the chicken-headed monster to come up with an answer quickly, so that the chicken-headed monster couldn't help but yell: "You can't do it quietly, it's really a guy who can't do enough to succeed and more than to lose." The other six monsters had never seen him so angry, and they were speechless in shock.
The chicken-headed monster kept muttering the question written on the paper, "What is green before eating, red when eaten, and black when spit out?" ”
The tiger monster said to the chicken-headed monster, "Could it be a green pepper?" ”
The chicken-headed monster scolded him and said, "Stupid, can the chili pepper be double colored inside and out?" ”
The pig-headed monster said to the chicken-headed monster, "Could it be a papaya?" ”
The chicken-headed monster knocked on the pig-headed monster's pig's head and said, "You pig-headed melon, have you ever seen a black one when you ate papaya?" ”
The kobold said to the chicken-headed monster, "I think it's dog meat." Then he covered the dog's head and was afraid that the rooster would hit him. Not only did the chicken-headed monster not beat him, but also kindly asked him why he said so.
The kobold said, "Have you not found it?" The dog's eyes glow green at night, and the blood is red when killed and eaten. Cooked dog meat is black, and even if you can't chew it and spit it out, it's still black. ”
The seven monsters of Songshan all felt that the analysis of the kobold monster was too reasonable and correct, and they could simply be their kobold military advisor. It made the kobold triumphant.
Liang Xingfa couldn't help but sneer when he heard them say this. The Seven Monsters of Songshan yelled at him, forbidding him to laugh, thinking that he was a hillbilly who didn't understand anything.
Liang Xingfa smiled and told them that these big old people had guessed the wrong answers. But how could they listen to Liang Xingfa, and threatened Liang Xingfa not to talk too much, disturbing their emotions would be beaten. Liang Xingfa really didn't say much, just looked at it with a smile on the side.
The chicken-headed monster ran over to the sick old man who was sitting on the side and gave them the answer they had come up with. After listening to this, the sick old man didn't say right or wrong, but just looked at him and smiled, he exchanged courtesies, and smiled at the sick old man. Suddenly, he couldn't laugh. Because the sick old man stopped laughing, and knocked his chicken on the head, saying that they were so stupid, they couldn't answer such a simple question, and give them another chance, if they couldn't guess again, their lives would be so long.
The chicken-headed monster was beaten by the other six monsters again, saying that he was embarrassed that he had read books for several years, and he had read them all in the stomach of a dog, and he would not have such a simple question, and he wanted to kill them.
The chicken-headed monster wept and begged the beautiful girl for some hints. The beautiful girl was very gentle, and said to him, "The answer to the question is a fruit, just think in that direction." ”
The seven monsters of Songshan gathered together again to study and chatter. Liang Xingfa said with a smile on the side: "If you don't listen to me, you will suffer." ”
The Seven Monsters of Songshan suddenly felt that this little brother was very talented, and it seemed that he still had to ask outsiders to do it, and each of his own brothers would use it.
Liang Xingfa said: "After walking so far, my legs are very tired, you can help me beat my legs first." Since the Songshan Seven Monsters have regarded Liang Xingfa as a savior, where can they still take care of any dignity, they immediately ran over to serve Liang Xingfa comfortably, and said that if Liang Xingfa can help them, they will respect him as a big brother.