Chapter 228: I Want to Clean You Up
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There was a poet in the Tang Dynasty named Bai Juyi, Bai Juyi wrote a poem called "Song of Long Hatred", which is a special description of kings and beauties, two of which are very famous: looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color.
Tang Lin knew that a woman's smile could be very beautiful and captivating, but the female mayor's smile was very cute and sweet...... It's just going to kill him, God, is the female mayor being coquettish? Is this another hint to him?
How could a woman as calm and majestic as she could be, how could she suddenly show such a shyness that made people's hearts beat faster and tingle?
He swallowed his saliva without a pittle, thinking that he had become a real husband candidate in the heart of the female mayor, so he immediately slapped his chest, "Ahem, then let's eat steak tonight!" ”
was very passionate and generous, coupled with domineering side leakage, and even for a moment he felt that he was the best man in the world. But it's only 0. One second later, he was sent to hell.
"Didn't you hear what I said? I mean I'll do it, but I won't do it for you. The mayoress sat up straight and corrected him very righteously.
Tang Lin's head was instantly bad, he held it for a long time, his face was red, and his heartbeat was about to stop, and the female mayor couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker when she saw his pig brother-like appearance, but there was a trace of joy in her heart after abusing him.
"Do you have anything else in mind? Well? The female mayor couldn't help but continue to tease him, because she usually eats deflated in front of him, and this time it was finally her turn to take revenge, the female mayor was actually quite young and lively in her heart, but she had almost forgotten her true nature by living with another face for a long time.
Tang Lin was stumbling, very uncomfortable, very sad, very painful, "I...... I'm going to eat steak, you make it for me! "His stubbornness was also fully demonstrated at the critical moment.
The female mayor was stunned, but her heart was beautiful, hum, this pig has finally opened some shells, otherwise...... Otherwise, did he think that she gave him her white body just to vent her body?
But the more anxious Tang Lin was, the happier she became, and the more she wanted to tease him, "I said no, let's eat something else, I'm single and don't have a husband!" Tang Lin couldn't refute this, he didn't have a husband, he just promised to give him a love contact, to put it bluntly, it was almost like a blind date, and it was just the beginning of contact.
But his chaotic brain always felt that something was wrong, what was wrong? After the car was parked in the Walmart underground parking lot, he finally figured it out.
"Huang Ying, I'm going to eat steak today." Again, he repeated it without knowing whether to live or die. The female mayor couldn't help but turn around and face him, "Are you my husband?" ”
Tang Lin gritted his teeth and exerted all his strength, "I want to be your husband!" The voice was not loud, but it was serious, and his hands were clenched into fists.
The female mayor originally just wanted to tease him, but she didn't expect this pig to play so big, although they are now getting along in secret, although they have made out in bed once, but ...... But it's too far away from talking about marriage, right? Doesn't this pig know how to score, time, place, and step-by-step or something?
Could it be that she Huang Ying is so easy to marry? It's so easy to make up your mind to marry a pig 11 years younger than yourself?
So she smiled, "Hehe, Tang Lin, for so many years, in fact, many people want to be my husband, but in fact, many people are interested in the power in my hands...... And my body, they actually thought to me the first time they saw me...... Slept with me...... You...... Are you too? ”
Tang Lin's face turned red, his heartbeat was as fast as a motor, and there was no place to put his hands and feet, how could the female mayor suddenly ask such an embarrassing question? How would he answer? Tell the truth? Or did he lie to her?
For the first time in his life, he thought of lying in front of the mayor, but soon this thought was interrupted by his original will, and he shook his head, "I don't want to! ”
The female mayor was startled, and then looked at him with a very strange look, "Are you abnormal?" Normal men always have a ...... when they see me Have that idea, right? ”
Tang Lin shook his head again, "I just don't want to, I really didn't want to sleep when we met for the first time...... Ahem...... Sleep with you, because I can't sleep if I want to, I never fantasize about what I can't do! ”
The mood of the female mayor sat on a roller coaster with Tang Lin's clumsy performance, this pig is still a pig in the end, in fact, the essence has not changed at all, the female mayor exhaled, "Huh, okay, then, what about now?" Are you going to be my husband and want to sleep with me? ”
Tang Lin nodded very honestly and firmly, "Well, I'm going to sleep with you!" ”
When the female mayor heard this, she immediately opened the door and got out of the car, and Tang Lin immediately chased after her, but the female mayor suddenly turned around, "If you dare to come over, you will die!" ”
Tang Lin was taken aback, he was fine just now, and he was still with him, at least he thought that it was the female mayor who saw that he had just fought more than 30 heroic feats with him. But it changed in the blink of an eye, and the little face that looked angry turned white, but unfortunately Tang Lin was neither a person who could speak well and coax people, nor was he a person who would take the initiative to admit his mistakes, so he stood there awkwardly and watched the angry female mayor stride up the escalator!
Of course, the female mayor waited in her heart for the pig to catch up and bow her head to admit her mistakes, she is also a woman, and she is not exempt from vulgarity, but the pig is very obedient, very obedient, and he does whatever the chief of the army asks him to do, he just stands in place as embarrassed as a fool, and does not move!
When the female mayor went up the escalator, her feet slipped and she almost didn't fall, and she subconsciously turned around, but the pig was still standing in place. Hmph, just stand still, they all say that it's unreliable to find a man younger than you, but now it's really unreliable, inexperienced, it won't hurt people, just make her angry.
So the female mayor began to go to the supermarket by herself, bought a lot of junk food that she usually doesn't eat, and walked around for 40 minutes, which is a new record for her, who usually never exceeds a quarter of an hour in the supermarket.
And the pig didn't appear from beginning to end, she pushed the shopping cart to the checkout counter in despair, but she was just about to swipe the card, a black shadow suddenly stabbed out obliquely, and handed over her salary card neatly, "Trouble, swipe this!" ”
Originally, the female mayor would never buy something by herself to let the pig pay, because she knew that he was a poor bastard at all, although she confiscated her 30,000 yuan, and he didn't dare to mention the matter of repaying the money for the time being, but with the pig's temperament, the money must be left untouched.
The little money in his salary card will be enough for his own basic living security, although he has no friends in Zhongzhou, but there are always a few people who need to socialize, and this pig is by no means the kind of character who does not spend money to eat and drink.
But now she was very angry, really angry, and gave him an angry look, "Hey, how much money do you have in your card?" ”
Tang Lin was stunned for a moment, then reached out and touched his nose, "There are still 2,000." ”
The female mayor suddenly smiled mysteriously when she heard this, "Okay, then you wait." ”