Taking the opportunity of Mrs. Li and others to visit the door, Xu Yan beckoned Luo Yifei to Jiang Danian, took the cute dog haha, and left the house like a runaway. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Haha followed Xu Yan closely, compared to his nervousness, Haha was quite excited, and kept circling around him and sticking out his tongue.

The three of them and one dog went downstairs in the community, Xu Yan slowed down, secretly wiped a handful of sweat, and said with a sigh, "Fortunately, I escaped quickly." ”

"Xu Yan, what the hell is going on, why are you so anxious to admit that you have a girlfriend?" Luo Yifei said curiously, he still hasn't figured it out, which one is Xu Yan and Xu's mother and son?

"Mom has to pull me on a blind date, of course I have to admit it." Xu Yan explained that thinking of his mother's persistence, he still has lingering palpitations, and with his understanding of his mother, I am afraid that this matter is not over yet.

"Blind date, a good thing, you can go and see it." Luo Yifei teased.

"You don't understand people, I have a girlfriend." Xu Yan raised his eyebrows.

"What can you do if you have a girlfriend, you can go on a blind date, maybe you can see the right eye, one more person and one more choice." Luo Yifei said with a grin.

"You think everyone is as attentive as you, and when you have a girlfriend, you are half-hearted, and you think about provoking other women everywhere, I'm a very dedicated man, okay?" Xu Yan is colorful.

His serious expression did not attract applause, on the contrary, Luo Yifei raised his middle finger and sneered: "Cut, you better forget it, are you still provoking fewer women, the beautiful reporter Zhang Lan, the beautiful senior sister Lu Jing." ”

"I have nothing to do with Zhang Lan, it's her pestering me, okay, I'm not afraid of her." Xu Yan explained.

"If you don't provoke others, people will pester you, do you think you Pan An will be reincarnated?" Luo Yifei scoffed, didn't wait for Xu Yan to refute, and said: "It's okay not to admit it, what about the beautiful senior sister Lu Jing?" ”

Xu Yan was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Lu Jing is just a senior sister. ”

"It's just a senior sister, I'm afraid people don't think so, if it's a simple senior sister, how many times will people go to the army to find you?"

"Why can't you, why are you so vulgar, can it be that between men and women, they can only be lovers, not good friends?" Xu Yan argued, but he didn't know why, he was a little weak when he talked about this.

"You pushed it cleanly, one is someone else pestering you, the other is a simple senior sister, what about the school flower Feng Miaochan, how do you explain this?"

Xu Yan thought for a while, and said calmly: "I admit that I chased her and once liked her, but my pursuit of her started with a bet with the big-mouthed and dashing two, and it was more of vanity and competitiveness, which is not love at all, what I like is Zhong Ming." ”

"I used to be dead and alive for others, but now I want to chase Zhong Ming, let's just say that I didn't love before, this is also single-minded?"

Xu Yan was silent and speechless for a while.

Luo Yifei said: "That, I don't think it's anything, those who abandon me can't stay yesterday, Xu Yan and Feng Miaochan are nothing, now he finds someone he really likes, pursues the person he likes, there is no problem at all, he can't dislike others for the rest of his life, we should support him." ”

"It's no problem, I didn't say that he wasn't allowed to chase Zhong Ming, I just couldn't get used to seeing him messing around with flowers and grass, but he had a sage face."

“…”

Maybe it was to watch the three of them chat, but they ignored themselves, haha suddenly screamed a few times, and stared at Xu Yan with watery eyes.

Xu Yan glanced down at it, shook his head and said, "Okay, don't worry, let's go." ”

"Haha, what's going on?" Jiang Danian said curiously, and he had a very good impression of this cute little guy.

"It thinks we only care about talking to ourselves, but ignores it, and is losing its temper, urging me to take it to pick up girls." Xu Yan explained and said to Haha: "Lead the way ahead!" ”

Barking!

Haha screamed twice and happily ran out.

Park.

Xu Yan and the three of them sat on the stool and watched Ha Ha Sa Huanzi chasing beautiful women.

Xu Yan was accustomed to this, while Luo Yifei Jiang Danian was dumbfounded, Luo Yifei scolded with a smile: "What a perverted dog, with the master of the same virtue." ”

"What did you say?" Xu Yan raised his eyebrows.

Luo Yifei hurriedly changed his words and said: "I said haha is so smart, you can really distinguish beautiful women, I thought you lied to us before." ”

He changed his words, Xu Yan naturally wouldn't ask boring questions, his eyes rolled, and he said: "Haha, of course smart, not only can distinguish beautiful women, but also distinguish the color of women's underwear, I have often bet with Big Mouth before that I used to have fun, or let's have fun too?" ”

"How to play?" Luo Yifei said with interest.

Xu Yan told the rules, Luo Yifei listened to what he said interestingly, and was provoked by him, of course, he would not show weakness, and directly agreed.

"This idiot has taken the bait!" Xu Yan was secretly happy, and was about to start, but who knew that Jiang Danian praised him: "Haha is really amazing, you can still distinguish colors, much more powerful than ordinary dogs." ”

As soon as he heard this, Xu Yan suddenly grinded his teeth, didn't he tell Luo Yifei that there was a problem?

Sure enough, the next moment, Luo Yifei asked: "Danian, what do you mean by this, can't dogs tell the colors?" ”

"Yes, the dog is colorblind, of course he can't tell the difference between colors." Jiang Danian nodded, and then exclaimed: "Haha is really amazing, you can actually break through the genetic limit, no wonder you are so smart." ”

Jiang Danian's words, Luo Yifei directly ignored them, he glared at Xu Yan angrily and said: "Okay, you Xu Yan, you know that the dog is color blind, and you deliberately lied to me, right?" ”

Of course, Xu Yan would not admit it, and pretended to be surprised: "Is the dog color blind, why don't I know?" ”

Luo Yifei pursed his lips, not believing his words, which was a punctuation mark.

Just when the two of them stared at each other, the phone rang suddenly, and it was Xu's mother calling.

Xu Yan saw that it was his mother calling, and immediately knew that it was for a blind date, so he raised his eyebrows and took it to heart, and answered the phone.

"Hey, Mom, hey, talk, hey, Mom, the signal is not very good here, I'll call you back..."

Pretending to say a few words, Xu Yan was about to hang up the phone, but who is Xu's mother, it is his own mother, the so-called Zhizi Mo Ruomu, Xu's mother knows him too well, and she immediately knew that he was pretending, so she said angrily: "Don't pretend, I know you can hear it." ”

"Hey, hey, Mom, the signal here is not good, I'll hang up first..."Xu Yan continued to pretend to be stupid.

Mother Xu was angry all of a sudden, and shouted: "Xu Yan, if you have the ability, you dare to hang up the phone and try." ”

When Xu Yan heard this, he immediately smiled bitterly, where did he dare to hang up the phone, and pretended to say: "Oh, now I hear it, Mom, what did you just say?"

"Now it's not good to pretend to be a bad signal, don't pretend that you can't hear?" Mother Xu sneered.

Burst!

Seeing that Xu Yan was eaten to death by Xu's mother, Luo Yifei couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle.

Xu Yan glanced at him fiercely, and then explained to his mother with a smile, "Mom, look at what you said, you are my own mother, how can I pretend not to hear it, I really didn't hear it clearly before, the signal here is not very good, you also know how pitted these communication providers are, not all areas have signal coverage." ”

Xu Yan didn't admit what happened before, and after explaining, he cleverly changed the topic and said, "Mom, what are you looking for me?" ”

"Come back on a blind date!" (To be continued.) )