Chapter 58: Who Did You Sleep With?
The toasting woman in front of Hao Shisan was simply too beautiful, and he didn't dare to look at it directly.
The woman, who looked to be only sixteen or seventeen years old, was a good age, with a fair face, like a silver basin, a pair of big eyes that were pretty and watery, like a pool of clear autumn water, a sweet smile, fragrant lips slightly upturned, revealing four white teeth.
It is said that wine is a color matchmaker, and Xu is Hao Shisan who drank too much. He felt his little heart, as if it wanted to be touched by something soft, beautiful, but itchy.
Hao Shisan sighed secretly, in the world, there is a woman with such a sign.
In order not to lose his temper in front of everyone, he could only force himself to look to the side with his eyes that were about to pop out, but his heart was beating wildly.
Beauty! It's so beautiful! No matter which version of Zhao Min (movies and TV series), it can't be compared with this young woman. Hao Shisan thought so in his heart.
In fact, it may not be that the woman is really as beautiful as a fairy, but this is a real beauty in front of her, and Qianqian's shadow is in front of her, which is better than an ethereal person in the mirror and a flower in a dream.
Hao Shisan knew what the soft thing that touched his heart was, that is, the legendary tenderness was like water.
The woman, with a pair of hands, held a horn cup horizontally, and only fed the wine in the cup to Hao Shisan's mouth.
How can this work? How can there be such a depravity when ambition is not rewarded? If you have hands and feet, how can you let others feed you?
According to his own etiquette standards, Hao Shisan immediately stood up and bowed his body, sincerely afraid to take the woman's cup, the woman gently pushed away Hao Shisan's big hand, but did not resist Hao Shisan's enthusiasm.
Hao Shisan stubbornly took (grabbed), came over the cup, and drank it all.
"Good wine! Wine! Hao Shisan praised loudly, "Thank you, girl!" I wanted to return the cup to the girl, but the girl laughed lightly, I don't know what the smile was, and it became more and more moving.
The woman, with a hint of crimson flashing on her face, turned away shyly and silently, leaving only a shadow, which made Hao Shisan's heart suddenly feel empty, like an empty horn cup in her hand.
Hao Shisan looked at the subordinates who were also toasted, all of them were smiling, but he asked the women who were toasting to slowly pour the wine into his mouth.
Off color! Too rude! I don't know any politeness, I have to train when I go back, it's too rude.
Hao Shisan was looking at those generals who were flying mountains, his expression was more solemn, but he also let those women who toasted him feed them in his mouth, as if they should have been.
Hehe! Or do I Hao 13 have quality!
The alcohol had already begun to work on his brain, and his body shook slightly.
Yang Zhengtai said firmly to Hao Shisan: "Since Manager Hao agrees, the little girl's marriage is so engaged, and she will get married today." β
How did this matter come to an end? Hao Shisan's back was in a cold sweat.
Although this is your territory, although you have a lot of people, but you can't be such a strong man, when will I agree to this marriage?
Using a graceful woman to coax me into drinking a glass of wine, is this considered an admission?
Isn't this an overlord clause?
"Master Yang Dong, Hugh is going to laugh, marriage is a major event, and parents need to call the shots......" Hao Shisan didn't want to tear his face, but he came up with such a lame excuse.
His parents have long been dead in this life, can he still be thrown out of the grave and let the two piles of white bones express their opinions?
"Smack!" Yang Zhengtai slapped his waist knife on the wine table, and said angrily: "A dignified seven-foot man, he can be his own master, and Hugh has to come up with such and such excuses." Good man, dare to act, obviously he has already promised, why do you want to regret it? I am a dignified flying mountain barbarian, how can I allow you to be so humiliated! That's it! β
Hao 13 was also furious!
My own marriage, can't I be the master, do you want to force it on me? From beginning to end, I never promised this family business, your cheap daughter, give me a mountain of gold, and I don't want it.
The two sides are already tense, and a fight is inevitable.
He subconsciously touched the kitchen knife in his arms, but his body didn't listen to the call at all, his whole body was paralyzed like a puddle of mud, and his consciousness gradually blurred.
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The dream is very long and beautiful, various versions of Zhao Min's county lord, you sing and I will appear on the stage, I dream of Hao Thirteen, I don't know if it is Zhao Min in front of me, or the actor who plays the role of Zhao Min.
The touch of skin to skin, the collision of body and soul, is so real.
"This spring/dream, the dream is a little interesting." Hao Shisan had a beautiful smile on the corner of his mouth, and woke up in his temporary Chinese military tent.
Ay! Drank too much yesterday!
With a little headache in her head, Hao Shisanrou was in her temples, trying to recall what happened yesterday.
During the whole process of the banquet, he clearly remembered that Yang Zhengtai forced him to sign a marriage contract with his daughter, and he still remembered it vividly, but he couldn't remember what happened after touching the kitchen knife.
What happened next? Did Yang Zhengtai's anger subside like that? How should this problem be solved?
it, that dream......
Hao Shisan lifted the quilt violently, and saw that the bed was as red as a plum blossom, and the bed was in a mess, obviously having experienced a "battle", and it was a virgin.
Hao 13 connected everything together, and his head "Buzz!" The muffled sound instantly increased tenfold.
The dream is real, but the person is not that person, Yang Zhiyu's terrifying face immediately appeared in front of her, and her stomach couldn't help churning.
I rub! Where's my knife? Forget it!
Grievance! Too aggrieved! Loving others, but taking others into your arms......
"Yang Zhengtai, that cunning traitor, blacked Lao Tzu."
"His grandmother has a leg, this is the numbing of me with anesthetic, and now the raw rice has been cooked into mature rice."
"Yang Zhengtai, this!"
"I really want to use you to help me guard the west side of the territory, but why don't I give you an Anfeng City? Is that how you repay me? β
"It's over! Finished! Drinking is wrong, drinking is wrong, drinking is wrong! β
If someone can take out Hao Shisan's intestines now, the intestines must be cyan.
Shouzhou's Dalu Huachi prepared so many beauties for him, he didn't touch any of them, he just wanted to ask for a good family, not to mention the famous family, but also a big lady, a small jasper or something, right?
Even if you can't marry the noble Lord Zhao Min, even if you can't marry the woman who toasted yesterday, you have to marry a girl from a good family, right?
was blackened like this by Yang Zhengtai, a smiling tiger.
Yang Zhengtai, this old thief! Can I, Hao Shisan, be bullied like this?
If you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust, it's a big deal, the fish is dead and the net is broken.
Hao Shisan's confusion after sobering up turned back and forth in the military tent!
Whewββ
Hao Shisan let out a long sigh of relief, took a deep breath, and forced himself, "Calm down!" Calm down! Impulsiveness is the devil! β
From beginning to end, I didn't have a word of promise, huh? Yang Zhengtai is not such a treacherous person? How can this marriage be betrothed?
Could it be that something went wrong in the process of drinking?
Why is it that all people are fed wine, but he is not fed wine, but takes other people's cups with sincere fear!
After drinking, she wanted to return the horn glass, but the girl smiled and did not take the cup back.
It seems that this problem appears in the details of drinking, "grabbing" other people's cups, this is throwing their own attitude.
"The old thief Yang Zhengtai, playing dumb riddles with Lao Tzu, using your family's etiquette, made me a trap and fell into the devil's daze."
Hao Shisan's analysis like this, but he felt that this problem was a seamless coincidence.
The attitudes of both sides made it clear that Hao Shisan still wanted to reject Yang Zhengtai, violating other people's rules and taboos, so Yang Zhengtai was angry.
Then here's the problem!
The woman who toasted was the first time I had seen her, so who was she? What is the relationship with Yang Zhiyu?
Since the beginning of the banquet, Yang Zhiyu has never appeared, could it be that she hallucinated from drinking? Mistaken for Shih Tzu?
However, no matter who she slept with last night, what about her?
Hao 13 hurriedly put on his clothes and walked out of his military tent, wanting to ask his guard officer for an explanation. He's drunk, so everyone isn't drunk, and the monkey didn't drink a drop of wine yesterday.
I saw monkeys Zhang Thirty-one, Tu Shan Jun and other officers who should be drinking, falling horizontally and vertically in the grass pile in front of the barracks, snoring one after another.
The monkey usually got up earlier than the rooster, but now it sleeps with everyone like a dead dog, and this abnormal behavior seems to be a precursor to the earthquake.
More than 20 men from the flying mountains, with the guards on the side, saw Hao 13 come out, and saluted in unison: "Uncle!" One of the leading thousand households said respectfully: "Yang Cave Lord and Miss, instruct, my uncle wakes up and goes to the cave master's big tent for breakfast." β
Hao Shisan's face was blue, but he didn't have a seizure, and his heart was full of bitterness.
Hao Shisan finally woke up his military leaders, and they were all at a loss.
I didn't drink too much wine, so I didn't get drunk like this, I must have been hacked together.
The monkey Zhang Thirty-one scratched his head and tried to recall, saying that he smelled a fragrance, and then he couldn't remember anything. Seeing that the boss was so depressed, he asked suspiciously: "Boss, isn't there something missing?" β
Well, it's lost! Shame on you, and shame on you!