There was a stir in the pool, Mrs. Yu Guo jumped up naked, regardless of her shame, grabbed Bu Yunfei's arm, dragged and dragged Bu Yunfei to the edge of the embroidery, lifted the embroidery curtain next to the bed, and revealed a hole underneath. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Bu Yunfei understood, and without the command of Mrs. Qiuguo, he went in.

Mrs. Qiu Guo leaned down, ignoring the two swaying white flesh on her chest on Bu Yunfei's face, and shouted in a low voice: "Boy, you dare to make a sound, Mrs. Ben makes your death ugly!" ”

Bu Yunfei nodded: "Madame, don't worry!" "I laughed secretly in my heart, that Mrs. Qiu Guo is also a strong outsider, if the emperor knows that there is someone under the bed, Mrs. Qiu Guo will die more ugly than him Bu Yunfei!

Mrs. Qiu Guo pulled down the bed curtain, and Bu Yunfei's eyes were dark.

Hearing the sound of water outside, Mrs. Qiu Guo jumped into the pool.

After a while, I heard an old voice: "Where is the third sister?" ”

"Your Majesty, you too, the concubine is taking a bath, why did you come in! How to get up when you call the concubine! Mrs. Qiu Guo made a coquettish voice.

"It's just about to come in at this time, it's fun!"

"The concubine is old, where is the figure comparable to the ninth sister, the concubine does not dare to declare naked in front of the emperor!"

"The figure of the third sister has a different flavor."

"The emperor doesn't touch it, the concubine is so itchy......"

Outside for a while, Bu Yunfei shook the top of his head, and listened to the coquettish voice of Mrs. Qiuguo, begging for mercy, and after less than half a moment, there was an old and weak moan, and there was no movement on it.

Then, the voice of Mrs. Qiu Guo sounded: "The emperor has worked hard! ”

"Uh-huh!" The old voice looked tired.

Bu Yunfei was secretly funny, no wonder Mrs. Qiu Guo was looking for a little white face everywhere. When Emperor Tang Ming reached such an age, he had long since lost the courage of the year, and he was defeated in less than half a moment. Mrs. Qiu Guo is at the age of a wolf and a tiger, and she has just aroused her interest, and she can't stop at this time, but she can only stare at the old man, how can she stand it!

"Your Majesty, this is not a place to rest, the concubine serves the emperor and gets up."

"No need, it's warm here, it's just dormant, and the third sister can accompany me."

"Your Majesty...... Be! Mrs. Qiuguo's voice was full of helplessness.

Mrs. Qiu Guo was originally on fire because of Bu Yunfei, and she was added a handful of firewood by the emperor, which was even more unbearable. I was full of thoughts about sending the emperor away and having a good fight with Bu Yunfei under the bed, but Emperor Tang Ming couldn't get up on the embroidery, so he had no choice but to grit his teeth and forcibly endure it.

Bu Yunfei is also anxious, there is an emperor sleeping on top of his head, this is not a joke! If someone around Mrs. Qiu Guo leaked the news, or the emperor's close guards saw some clues and pulled him out from under the bed. What awaits him is a thousand cuts!

Overhead, the heavy snoring of Emperor Tang Minghuang sounded.

Bu Yunfei crawled under the bed, and the atmosphere did not dare to come out.

Suddenly, there was some looseness at the end of his foot, Bu Yunfei stretched his foot, and a hand reached out from the darkness and grabbed his foot and neck.

Bu Yunfei was horrified, but he didn't dare to make a noise, his body involuntarily slipped down, and after a while, he left the embroidery collapse, as if he had fallen into a tunnel.

was panicking, and a voice came from behind him: "Master, don't be afraid, the disciple has come to save you!" ”

Bu Yunfei let out a long breath - it turned out to be the voice of the dumb overlord Pei Shubao.

Bu Yunfei couldn't care much, and followed Pei Shubao to retreat about seven or eight zhang away, Pei Shubao stopped, and the pit was filled with Pei Shubao's breath like a cow.

That Pei Shubao is well-nourished on weekdays, and he is sick, he has never done physical work, the heaviest labor, or three months ago in front of the Great Ci'en Temple, he was fooled by Bu Yunfei to crawl all over the ground, this time crawling in the tunnel, the amount of exercise is more than that time, he can insist on climbing three or four feet away, it is already a super level of play!

This place is no longer as narrow as before, Bu Yunfei touched the dark, sat down next to Pei Shubao, and asked, "Why is Childe here?" ”

Pei Shubao took a few deep breaths before he finally came to his senses: "Master, I'll go to Tanchun Tower, find a woman for Master, the women in Tanchun Tower, all of them are watery, fat and thin, literary, martial, blowing, playing and singing, all kinds of kung fu, there are many patterns, the disciples choose to choose, but I don't know which one the master likes, the disciples simply come to one with one trick, a total of twelve, the master likes whichever one he likes, if he likes them, the master ......uses them together."

As soon as Pei Shubao talked about women, he suddenly lifted his spirits and talked endlessly.

Bu Yunfei had to interrupt him: "Pick up the important ones!" ”

"I'm talking about important ......"

"Fart! Say what you're doing here! Bu Yunfei shouted.

"Yes!" Pei Shubao hurriedly said: "When I returned to the garden, I found out that the master was called by my mother to go to the qin soup, and I knew that the old thing wanted to make a pair with the master!" Hee-hee! This was originally a good thing, but the disciple still felt sorry for the son! ”

It seems that this Pei Shubao is not a mallet, and he also knows his mother's temperament, but if others encounter such a thing, they will be regarded as a great shame, but listening to Pei Shubao's tone, he is not ashamed, but a little proud! This guy really has a brain in the water!

"Where, where, Ning just came to get the iron fan pattern, the son misunderstood......" Bu Yunfei had a fever on his face, and hurriedly prevaricated.

"Why should Master shy away from it! To tell the truth with Master, my mother is already an old pearl, where can I compare to the twelve beauties I found for Master! Only the emperor's old man can take a fancy to her! Pei Shubao was very sorry: "Fortunately, the emperor came and snatched my mother, otherwise, wouldn't the master have lost his body!" ”

The more Buyun Fei listened, the more it was not a taste, where did a son say this about his mother, Mrs. Qiuguo's family is really a nest of wonders!

"Pei Gongzi, this matter is ridiculous......

"It's not ridiculous." Pei Shubao said: "What man my mother wants to find is her business, and it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu." You are my master, a generation higher than me, my father's generation, and it is suitable to be a pair with my mother. Besides, the master dared to cuckold the emperor, such a pride, such a bearing, the disciple admired! ”

Bu Yunfei couldn't cry or laugh, Pei Shubao's thoughts, even in the 21st century, can be regarded as avant-garde.

"It's just that this matter was bumped into by the emperor's old man, but it was a big bad thing for my wife and master! If the emperor is jealous, neither Master nor my wife will have good fruit to eat. Therefore, when the disciple heard that the emperor Lao'er was coming, he hurriedly came to the rescue. Pei Shubao said: "Master, this garden qin soup, is for my wife and the emperor to do things, when the original construction of this qin soup, in the embroidery collapsed to dig a secret passage, originally for the emperor to prepare, if someone plotted wrong, the emperor to get out of the secret passage." Unexpectedly, the emperor didn't use it, but let the adulterer use it! ”

Bu Yunfei was amused, Pei Shubao called him an adulterer, but it also meant a little bit, but it was obviously his mother's adulterer, but he said it so naturally, without the slightest embarrassment. This stupid overlord is really a bit childlike. Moreover, although he was disrespectful to his old lady Mrs. Qiuguo in his mouth, he came to save people from the secret passage, and it was not only Bu Yunfei who wanted to be saved, but also his wife, although this kid spoke rudely, he also had some filial piety, it seems that this Pei Shubao is not very bad in his bones, he has a violent temperament, and it is probably related to his high blood pressure and diabetes.

"Childe, since that's the case, please be a good person to the end, and send me out of the park quickly!" Bu Yunfei said.

Now, Bu Yunfei understands that Mrs. Qiu Guo invited him not to build an iron fan at all, but to do something unscrupulous! It's okay to play with other women, and to do things with Mrs. Qiuguo is self-defeating! That incident just now was really dangerous, if it weren't for the secret passage under the embroidery, Bu Yunfei's head would have moved a long time ago! If you stay in this garden, God knows what else will happen!

Pei Shubao had a difficult face: "I'm afraid this is a little difficult!" ”

"Leaving the park is your home, you say something, who dares to stop it!"

"It's not my now!" Pei Shubao sighed: "The emperor is here, and there are palace guards and forbidden troops all around, and I can't move an inch!" ”

Pei Shubao is also telling the truth, the emperor is coming, and there will be martial law for more than ten miles away from the park, and there will be three steps, one post, five steps and one sentry from the park, and the whole park has become a tiger's den in Longtan!

"When will the emperor leave?" Bu Yunfei asked.

"Who knows!" Pei Shubao said: "However, every time the emperor comes here, it is usually three days, and the master can wait patiently in the backyard. Pei Shubao said, and smiled again: "Master, when the emperor leaves, the disciple will immediately send the master out, if the master still wants to make a pair with my mother, the disciple can also arrange for the master to be a couple for two more days." ”

"Don't! Don't! Bu Yunfei was anxious. In this garden, accompanying the emperor's nest for two days is dangerous enough, if you are in the panhuan for two days, I am afraid that even my life will be gone!

Pei Shubao said: "Master did the right thing! Master has lofty aspirations, how can I indulge in the gentle countryside because of my mother! ”

Bu Yunfei couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to say, "Hurry up!" ”

"Yes!"

Two people one after the other, crawling forward, after a while, the two out of the tunnel, only to see that the entrance of the cave is behind a rockery, by the lights in the distance, faintly see the surrounding flowers and plants, green trees.

"This is the back garden." Pei Shubao said: "There is one in the south, and the master can stay in the middle for two days." ”

"What about Schwarzenegger?"

"He's still waiting for you in the backyard bungalow." Pei Shubao said: "Master Shi is also a dead brain, I found him four beauties, all of them are as beautiful as immortals, a hundred times stronger than women in the Western Regions, but he doesn't want any of them!" ”

"Go and bring him here."

"Don't worry, I'll send Master first, and I'll bring him in a while."

Suddenly, I heard a shout around me, and among the flowers and trees, the lights were bright, and countless samurai in armor rushed out.