Reporter: "Do you think that Myanmar, as a small country, has the ability to occupy the Qing Dynasty?" ”

Li: "It's not an occupation, I can show you that a tyrannical Yunnan and Burma can also be built very well." What the people of Yunnan have gained is more freedom, less burden, more security, and less oppression by the privileged class.

The people of Yunnan will still manage themselves, and the soldiers of Burma are just a transitional existence, and soon the people of Yunnan will have their own soldiers.

Even I myself will be a transitional figure, I am now a tyrant and will hand over power to the Great Republic in the future. ”

Reporter of the declaration: "Do you mean the great republic of Burma and Yunnan, or does it include the whole of the Qing Dynasty, or even the whole of China?" ”

Li Xiantai: "One day, everyone will know how big the scope of the Great Republic is, in fact, it doesn't make a difference. ”

Reporter of the declaration: "Myanmar's man-made 'millennium mahogany', everyone says so, it is very remarkable, it has played a stimulant role in Myanmar's economy, and the legend is that you are the one who operates." I wonder if you will also engage in an industry that can be compared in Yunnan? ”

Li Xiantai: "It will be the information industry, and the magic mirror is the most fashionable product in this industry, and I am going to design a very advanced magic mirror and put the factory in Yunnan." The main innovation of this magic mirror is energy and the way it is worn.

Let's talk about the way of wearing first, we will use a completely non-disobedient feeling to wear, so that the wearing does not feel that this is an electronic product. If you are a girl, you can use the magic mirror as a headscarf and headband.

Other people's magic mirrors are heavier than Mount Tai, and our family's magic mirror will be lighter than a feather, a literal feather! We use two-dimensional materials to make most of the structure, which hangs from the headband and doesn't feel it at all.

For men, you can choose a transparent headscarf, which is completely coquettish, and the magic mirror itself is even more transparent, and even the mirror reflection cannot be seen. We use bone sound conduction technology, and we don't need to have tangled headphone cables. This is the wearable electronics of the future.

In terms of energy, in addition to the traditional way of charging, we also offer a strange and interesting, and perhaps even better, way to generate electricity from the temperature difference between the body's body temperature and the environment.

Here's how it works: when two different metal conductors come into contact with each other, the electrons on the contact surface diffuse from high to low concentrations. The diffusion rate of electrons is directly proportional to the temperature of the contact zone, so as long as the temperature difference between the two metals is maintained, the electrons can continue to diffuse and form a stable voltage at the other two ends of the two metals.

We made this power generation equipment flexible, improved to the touch, washable, and eventually able to make T-shirts and coats for power generation, T-shirts that can be worn in the summer, and coats that can be kept warm.

The good news is that this power generation is enough to power our hair circle lenses for 24 hours. Two-dimensional materials and power-generating clothing will drive Yunnan's industrial development, and it will not be worse than Myanmar's mahogany economy. ”

Reporter: "Incredible! It's amazing, the technology industry you lead is really always eye-catching, but is it really good to engage in industrial production in a war environment? ”

Li Xiantai: "Of course, we are only driving away the army of the Great Qing Dynasty in Yunnan, the common people are still the original common people, and the workers in the factory are authentic Yunnan people, this is a civilian factory, and there should be no military force to interfere with the development of the civilian economy, unless the people of the Great Qing Dynasty are sick." ”

The reporter of the declaration said: "That is not necessarily ......" War has always been all-round, and the Great Qing Army, which regards Sun Tzu's Art of War as a treasure, may go crazy and do even more excessive things when it is driven away.

Just do what you say, just occupy a few cities, Yunnan Phantom Mirror Company was established, began the construction of the factory, the main factory is located in Dali City.

However, Li Xiantai is not as easy as he says, he still builds air-raid shelters for the factory in advance, and the workers have a place to hide when enemy planes or missiles attack.

The Tenryuji Temple (Chongsheng Temple) in Dali has also become another temple to provide immortal services for souls after the Imperial Spirit Temple in Tokyo.

Some people think that this service is what makes Dali extraordinary, a phantom mirror or something, after all, it is already a relatively mature product, and the emergence of graphene batteries also makes power generation clothing not so subversive.

Because of the revival of Tenryuji Temple, some people also whispered a question: "Actually, the spirits of the dead can only be released on the festival day, right?" It's scary ...... to think about it."

Recently, there was a social news in the capital of the Great Qing Kingdom, saying that a middle-class old man, in order to become an undead, was ready to spend all his life savings, sold the house in his will, and borrowed money from relatives and friends, just to raise 1 million US dollars to dedicate to Tianlong Temple, which triggered a wide discussion in the entire Great Qing Kingdom.

Now in the Qing Dynasty, the monks of Tianlong Temple are called "one kick master", which means that as long as you kick your legs back to the west, you have to dedicate everything in your life to a kick master, which is very vivid.

The family of this old man who has such a strong desire to become an immortal is miserable, and the children are still looking forward to the fact that after the old man returns to the West, he will be able to share a lot of inheritance and go to the peak of his life.

Therefore, the old man and his children had a fierce quarrel, according to the neighbor who did not want to be named, the family next door now has a small quarrel once a day, once every three days, making the neighborhood uneasy, Tianlong Temple is really a sin.

This is not an extreme example, there is also a terminal cancer patient in Nanning, Guangxi, who also wanted to sell his house to let a master do things, but he was murdered by his son with tetrodotoxin, which is called a human tragedy. In other words, the famous detectives in Guangxi are really powerful, and even tetrodotoxin has been found out.

It won't be a case handled by hanging, right?

The government of the Great Qing Dynasty has ordered that it is forbidden to go to the Tianlong Temple in Dali to do any rituals, but like many laws of the Great Qing Dynasty, there is no feasibility at all, and those filial sons and grandsons are still sending their old men, old ladies, and critically ill relatives to Tianlong Temple far away.

When the official media anchor of the Great Qing Government criticized the master of Tianlong Temple, he was uneasy and anxious in his heart, because he was thinking, will the Black Tianlong Temple, which he worked so, be rejected in the future? Why did I do this episode of the show, because you didn't want me to live?

Bureaucracy is terrible, why don't you resist it? Alas, as soon as you enter the officialdom, you can't help yourself.

The anchor was restless, took leave to go to Las Vegas for a vacation, gambled and prostituted indiscriminately, and entered a state of brain death due to an overdose of Chinese herbal medicine from the Qing Dynasty and imitation Viagra, which became a hot topic among netizens.

After a few days of heated discussions, a more shocking news came, this anchor actually returned to the light, lived for a while, and on the occasion of his death, he made a will, asking his estate beneficiary (wife) to send him to Tianlong Temple or Yuling Temple to do things.

At this time, the entire country of the Great Qing Dynasty was disgraced, and the Prime Minister's Office rarely used the power of wartime public opinion control to block all mainstream media coverage. Of course, in this era when the Internet is so developed, this trick is to cover your ears and steal the bell to ring the bell, which will only make the Qing Kingdom even more humiliated.

The Prime Minister's Office once again exerted its efforts to block the passages between Sichuan, Guizhou, and Guangxi leading to Yunnan, and only allowed to leave Yunnan and not enter.

The introduction of this policy also means that the tyrant's army has taken control of the entire Yunnan Province.

The prime minister was afraid that he would lose thousands of miles of the Qing Dynasty, so he sent his secret envoy to Dali to try to reconcile with the tyrant.

A message from a close envoy that made the prime minister sad and angry was that the other party asked for $1 trillion, which would be completed in ten years, and that he would have to use designated international currencies or hard currencies such as gold.

At least the budget and final accounts are open and transparent, $1 trillion...... This is an exaggeration.

The tyrant government of Dali said: "It's not expensive, I personally feel that this price is very fair, do you think, if you continue to fight, your military spending must not be doubled?" Your current military spending is more than $100 billion, and if it is doubled, wouldn't it be equivalent to $100 billion a year? Just enough to reconcile. ”

Do you feel that this is something you came up with by patting your head alone? It's infuriating...... and heartache.

The peace talks failed, the prime minister continued to hold the authority, in the state of war, his power reached its peak, many things that he did not dare to do and could not do, as long as he said "for the war" can be fooled through, Ouchi's secret agents have also increased several times, and military spending is even more sesame, and it is really 100 billion US dollars more than in previous years.

The Great Qing Kingdom is the world's factory, that guy, the war machine is also very scary to drive, but the Americans expected that they would be deflated, very simply, the other party will use EMP to destroy the arsenal.

So far, the U.S. military has not developed an EMP with a non-nuclear warhead that can be used in actual combat, and even if the big guy comes up with a drone like the Warship Bird, it will not be able to fight the Warship Bird that can carry out EMP attacks in a hurry, which is a technical headache for various countries.

Just when the government of the Great Qing Dynasty asked for a huge military budget from the Congress, sure enough, the entire Qing Dynasty began a nightmare of continuous abnormal power outages, and the civil power grids in many areas were affected. The Great Qing Kingdom blocked the news, but people who knew how to go online saw the speculation of the Americans - I was EMP.

It doesn't matter, how advanced is the scientific and technological equipment of our tyrant? Two alternative energy sources have long been prepared for the people of the Qing Dynasty, one is the grease ball curtain supporting the devil's pace electric scooter, the scooter government does not allow the devil's pace, but it is a good choice to buy it back as a generator at home.

The circle of friends of the Great Qing Kingdom has forwarded the DIY strategy of converting the scooter into a small generator, which is very popular.

The other is Dali's power generation clothing, but it has not been shipped yet, it is in a predetermined state, and it can be seen from various channels that this kind of power generation clothing will be popular in the Qing Dynasty, which is really ironic.