Chapter 4 Ranking of Commanders
Seven years later
The Lu family's study
"Hey, why did Lao Tzu really cross over into Lu Bu? And Nima is still a little Lu Bu. Lu Bu used a pen in the study to draw the major generals in the Three Kingdoms game, which was the itching pain of not being online for seven years, "But crossing is crossing, because Mao is so cruel that I remember the past." ”
In addition to memory, Lu Bu found that there was another big problem, that is, in his body, there seemed to be another personality of him, who was easily impulsive, resolute and hot.
That's right! He actually has two personalities, one is witty and obscene, and the other is resolute and strong.
At this moment, Lu Bu bored and took out a deck of cards, which he made himself to relieve his boredom, of course, not playing cards, but the cards in front of him that he loved to play in the Three Kingdoms game, and he could remember all the famous generals of the Three Kingdoms, so that for the characters of the Three Kingdoms that he met in the future, Lu Bu had his own set of strength and weakness standards.
It is divided into five categories: generals, strategists, politicians, warlocks, and talents
General: Strong in martial arts, training soldiers, leading troops to charge into battle, and killing enemies in front of the battle
Strategist: Superb intelligence, good at the art of war formation, and give advice
Politicians: managing cities, internal laws, recruiting troops, developing the economy, etc
Warlock: A researcher who researches weapons and invents inventions
Talents: Running errands and transporting, necessary talents for death
In addition, Lu Bu also set five attributes according to memory, a 100-point scoring system:
Command, force, intelligence, politics, charisma, and total
Lu Bu looked at his attribute card at the moment, the corners of his mouth grinned slightly, and then he laughed proudly: "Hahaha, hahaha!" ”
Name: Lu Bu
Attribute: General
Command: 100; Brawn: 100; Intelligence: 100; Politics: 100; Charisma: 100
Total: 500 out of 500
Official product: Not yet
Equipment: Fang Tian Painting Halberd, Red Rabbit Horse
Title: The first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms
Classic quotations: Lao Tzu is the invincible Lu Bu in the world
100 points of command and force is acceptable; But what the hell is it that intelligence, politics, and charisma are all 100 points? Hehe, such a self-praising Ah Q spirit is a good medicine to relieve Lu Bu's depression through the Three Kingdoms.
"What is the young master laughing at? Madame told you to go to the lobby. The servant outside shouted.
"I'm dizzy, it's this Hedong lion girl again. Nima was blown up by the family law last time, and Lao Tzu has to stuff his ass thicker this time. Saying that, Lu Bu also stuffed the two books into his pants, put them on his buttocks, and then opened the door and followed the servant to the lobby.
It seems that seven years have passed, and now Lu Bu has also adapted to the rhythm of life in the three kingdoms.
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"Woohoo! General, look what my son has become! "A woman, with a child with a blue nose and swollen face, knelt in the Lu family's mansion and cried, she couldn't tell whether it was a man or a woman, but it must be a boy, Lu Bu grew up surrounded by four sisters since he was a child, and now he is considerate and gentle to girls, even the Huang family, who is a mother, sighs to himself!
The eldest sister Lu Hongying was angry and wanted to coax with red flowers;
The second sister Lu Baiyu was angry and wanted to coax with white feathers;
The third sister Lu Qingteng was angry, it was a little difficult to do, so let her whip her twice with Qingteng, for Lu Bu, who has a strong physique, it doesn't hurt or itch!
The fourth sister Lu Lanxing is the same age as herself, the best and the most well-behaved, although the weapons her father gave her are two light blue meteor hammers, but when she gets angry, she only needs Lu Bu to coax her to sleep for one night!
Looking at the child who was beaten violently in the palace, Huang shouted angrily, "Come on, go to the back study, and bring the young master here!" ”
Lu Liang came back from inspecting the frontier at this moment, while discussing military affairs with his brother Lu Chen, he called his wife to serve tea, and suddenly found two people kneeling in the hall, and immediately understood in his heart what was going on, this has become a commonplace for the Lu family in the past few years!
But this is still good, at least you can still see living people kneeling in the hall to complain, Lu Bu has gone out to play over the years, and has killed four or five children, but this does not blame Lu Bu for his killing nature, in fact, in the eyes of ordinary people, it is an ordinary slapstick between boys, the most helpless thing is that Lu Bu stood and let other children push and beat, those children rushed up, the tall Lu Bu did not move, and those children bounced back and died on the stone!
It's really a "hey" word of the Lu family!
Lu Liang went out early and returned late to inspect the frontier; Naturally, the heavy responsibility of managing family affairs, especially educating the five children, and especially educating Lu Bu, fell into the hands of the Huang family! A few years ago, the Huang family was about to collapse by Lu Bu, and finally practiced a good kung fu with a Hedong lion's roar, which Lu Bu could be considered to have succumbed a little.
In fact, Lu Bu just felt that the Huang family with the roar of the Hedong lion was more like himself, and after crossing the previous mother, the two were even more cordial when they were their own mothers, so they didn't bother to do it with the Huang family anymore.
But beating someone and killing someone, although it is not Lu Bu killed, but it is impossible to get rid of it, the matter must be solved after all, and you have to give people justice, you can't let the people of Wuyuan County look down on the reputation of his Lu family!
In desperation, heavy compensation
Then the Huang family could only confine Lu Bu to his home, teach him to read and write, learn to write and paint, and read a lot of military books over the years, but in the long run, Lu Liang has an opinion, just imagine that the door is a tiger, in the future, it will be a sword and halberd to dance the world, galloping the field, how can it become such a crepe thing, what kind of system, will not let the world laugh at him Lu Liang's godson has no way!
In the end, Lu Liang spoke, and Lu Bu regained his freedom, but Lu Liang also promised his wife Huang that he was seven years old! When Lu Bu was seven years old, he must have known how to control the severity of his attack; However, Huang also demanded that Lu Bu's reading, writing, painting and writing should still be indispensable!
"Haha, mother! You see, the Fang Tian halberd I painted doesn't look like it! Lu Bu was also called to the front of the hall at this moment, and the third sister and the fourth sister also came with him, they were all called by the clever Lu Bu to watch the battle, as long as the Huang family fights, they will immediately persuade them to fight!
Huang was furious and snatched the painting from Lu Bu's hand, "Fang What day, what halberd to draw, kneel down for me, and quickly admit your mistake to others!" ”
Huang roared, and slapped Lu Bu's ass twice, but she felt that this one seemed to be slightly different.
"Oops, ouch!" Lu Bu shouted with a sour face, "Mother, it hurts!" ”
And at this moment, Lu Chen smiled and took the painting of Lu Bu in Huang's hand, "Eh, sister-in-law!" It's right to educate children, but you can't say that, Fang Tian's painting halberd is the most proud ancestral blade of my Lu family, and there is also a divine weapon in the halberd to worship the ancestral hall, which is the thing where the ancestors became famous and famous, and the prestige of the Lu family is located......"
"Really? Master, my Fang Tian painting halberd, is it the one in front of the ancestral hall? Lu Bu listened, with a look of fascination, how eager he was to be able to use the Fang Tian Painting Halberd, but now that he was seven years old, his father just wouldn't let him touch the Fang Tian Painting Halberd!
"You'll divert the topic, don't be verbose!" The Huang family was still angry, "It's still a master!" Who taught you? Apologize for this! ”
Lu Bu also turned around and looked at the guy who complained, "Huh! Mother, who do you apologize to, he, who is he? ”
The woman also said angrily, "Lu Bu, what have you done to my little king!" You still want to deny it! ”
"Oh, oh! I remembered that you were the son of the old Wang family next door, no wonder you didn't recognize it! Lu Bu also shouted, "I'm sorry, next time I let you punch a thousand punches, I will return one punch; No, no, no, you punch 10,000 punches, and I punch back! ”
Hearing this, Lu Liang and Lu Chen glanced at each other and couldn't help but snicker, but because there were outsiders, after all, they beat someone's son, and they didn't dare to show too much!
"There's another time!" Huang was furious, "Xing'er, the family law is serving!" ”
"Oh!" Lan Xing turned around, intending to go to get the family law long vine, but suddenly she remembered something and came back again, "Mother, the family law has been interrupted by you last time, you forgot!" ”
"Me!" Huang was extremely angry, looked at the weapon on the waist of the third daughter Lu Qingteng, which happened to be also a long whip of Qingteng, and walked up, "Qing'er, the long whip is for my mother!" ”
Lu Qingteng hurriedly dodged, "No, mother!" My brother has rough skin and thick meat, if you interrupt me, I will die of distress! ”
Lu Qingteng ran into the back room, Huang turned his eyes to look at Lan Xing, Lan Xing was stunned, but he was well-behaved, and raised his blue meteor hammer with both hands, "Mother, please!" As long as you feel that you don't feel distressed to use this, and you don't have a heavy hand, just take it and hit it! ”
"I ...... Good! You all help him, be angry with me, right! Then I'll use it and show you! Huang Shi was angry, and took Lan Xing's meteor hammer with both hands, and suddenly sank and couldn't pick it up at all, "Lan Xing, why is this thing so heavy!" You're still hanging on your body every day! ”
Lan Xing smiled, "It's not heavy, I'm too light, I want my father to change it to a bigger and heavier one!" ”
"Well, you're amazing! Lanxing is the most well-behaved, you come to help your mother teach your brother a lesson! "The Huang family is estimated to have nothing to do!
Lu Bu looked at Lan Xing, and Lan Xing also looked at Lu Bu!
"No! I hit my brother, and I can't sleep with him with peace of mind! Blue Star shouted, and also ran into the back room!
And at this moment, Huang looked at Lu Chen and Lu Liang, these two were stunned for a moment, and quickly turned around!
"Well, the patrol team in the west today seems to have found some traces of the enemy!" Lu Chen also hurriedly said!
Lu Liang was stunned, and hurriedly replied, "Well, don't be careless, let's strengthen our defense tonight......"
"Hey!" Huang sighed, these two old guys don't care about family affairs, their hearts are really tired!
"Well, that Mrs. Huang!" At this moment, the woman also spoke, "I see, Lu Bu is also a good child, and he didn't mean to beat people, after all, our little king is weak...... Uh, that, give me ten baht and eight baht, buy some medicine, I want to ...... Hehe, you know! ”
After hearing this, Huang also sighed, "I'm really sorry for Sister-in-law Wang, and I can only do this, I will lock this kid for ten days and half a month when I go back!" ”
"Ahh Don't, mother! For Mao to cross, if you don't play games, you always have to be locked up in a small black house? Lu Bu also cried and shouted, he was not afraid of hitting him with anything, he was afraid of being locked up at home!
"Stop talking nonsense, go back to the study and read a book!" Huang said angrily, Lu Bu also looked at his father and wanted to ask for mercy, but his father also shook his head, not wanting to touch Huang's anger!
Then the housekeeper took ten baht of money and gave it to Yu Wang's sister-in-law, and then she left with Xiao Wang!
"Huh? Why, you're still here? Huang turned around and found that Lu Bu was still in the hall and didn't go to the study!
"Daddy! The outsiders are gone, it's time to show the true charm of men! "Lu Bu is also serious and authentic!
Then Lu Liang stood up with a serious face, untied his breastplate, and Huang immediately stepped forward to take it!
I only heard Lu Liang straighten up and ask majestically, "I think about the matter of grounding cloth, I ...... it?"
"Xianggong, you have the final say!" Huang immediately replied in a coquettish voice!
"Ahem!" Lu Chen felt that he was showing off his face, and he coughed lightly a few times!
Huang was stunned for a moment, "I'll cook!" ”
"Mother!" Suddenly, outside, a woman shouted, "Oh no, mother! ”
Everyone was also frightened, only to see Hong Ying and Bai Yu rushing in!
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" The Huang family was also shocked, these two baby daughters, who are stationed at the Lujia Racecourse on weekdays, are responsible for the work there, why did they suddenly rush back today?
Horses are the second life of the border generals, and the horses are dead, so Lu Liang's management of the army's horses is very strict, and he is responsible for the assigned cronies, but after all, there are too many horses in the cavalry in an army, how can there be so many cronies to manage it, so in desperation, Lu Liang can only send his two baby daughters, who are already fourteen or sixteen, to the horse farm!
After the children of the Lu family are fifteen years old, they should go to the battlefield according to the ancestral teachings, but considering Hongying and Bai Yu, after all, the body of the daughter is inconvenient to march, and his wife Huang is unwilling, so Lu Liang arranged for him to guard the horse farm, which is already a battlefield for the two daughters!
Vital rear preparation, supplying the battlefield, is also the key to winning a war!
"It's a big deal!" I only heard Hongying gasp hurriedly!
Lu Liang and Lu Chen also stood up, hurriedly went up and asked, "Say, is there something wrong with the racecourse?" ”
"Eat! Eat! Hongying panted!
"What did the horse eat? Got a bad stomach? Is it serious? Lu Liang asked anxiously!
Bai Yu has been breathing, he didn't speak before, but he gasped at the moment, "Have you eaten?" ”
"Ahh Lu Liang covered his heart and turned around to sit on the chair, "I see that you two don't read much, so you should be grounded at home and read me well!" Is that how it should be described? ”
"Dad, shouldn't all 100,000 urgent things be described like this?" Hongying also asked!
That's right, in the eyes of Hong Ying and Bai Yu, going home for dinner is indeed a 100,000 urgent thing!
"Hey!" Lu Liang sighed!
"Sister! You're coming back to pick me up and take me to the racecourse! Lu Bu was overjoyed at the moment, went up and grabbed Hong Ying and Bai Yu and asked!
"Uh-huh! That's right, didn't we make an appointment, call Qingteng and Lanxing, let's go together tomorrow! Hongying replied.
"Haha, that's great! I want to ride a horse, I want the biggest, the tallest horse! "Lu Bu will also pretend to be cute.
"No, that's my father's horse, and I won't let you get close!" White Feather replied.
"Hmph, that's not necessarily!" Lu Bu continued to sell cute.
The three children didn't care, and Lu Liang, who was angry on the chair at the moment, went to play with some laughter.
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"Huh!" Lu Chen looked at this group of children, "Brother, I'm really envious!" ”
Lu Liang looked at these children, "Hey! Brother, you don't understand! ”
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"Well, brother, you haven't told me yet, have you eaten?"
"My food with a reward from the court, go!"
"Great!"
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