Chapter 35: A Genius Under the Stick (I)
"Huh? What the? Lan Ruxu, who was secretly worried in her heart, stiffened for a moment, her brain didn't seem to react, and she stared at Miss Su with an unbelievable face, feeling as if she had heard it wrong just now, and she didn't even care about the money owed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Poof-" Su Zhifu squirted out a mouthful of tea, and also looked at his daughter with a stunned face, a pair of eyes stared at the boss, he couldn't believe his ears, like a thunderbolt on the head on a sunny day, it was like being poured a basin of cold water from head to toe, and his face was shocked.
Seeing the appearance of the two, Miss Su frowned, and said repeatedly: "I said-I want to make a villain with you." ”
Lan Ruxu heard it clearly this time, and hurriedly shook his head, everything happened so suddenly and unexpectedly, which instantly made him feel that this happiness came too suddenly, it was like a dream.
Recalling these tempting words, Lan Ruxu smiled and said, "Miss Su, what about this kind of thing, let's just whisper it in private in the future, now that there are so many people, how can you be embarrassed?" ”
Miss Su glared at him angrily and said, "Whoever wants to talk to you scoundrel in private, when he sees you scoundrel, he has no good intentions." ”
You're going to make a villain with me, if you don't tell me in private, can you say it in front of so many people? Even if you're embarrassed, I'm embarrassed. Lan Ruxu thought dirty in her heart.
"Miss Su, you also know that my kung fu in making villains is good, with Miss Su, your noble identity, such an elegant thing as making villains is of course not enough for outsiders, don't you say?" Lan Rusu said with a lewd smile on her face.
Miss Su hesitated in her heart, secretly thinking that this scoundrel's storytelling skills were indeed good, and immediately said: "Your kung fu of making a villain is indeed good, but-" She looked at Fang Ziyi again and said: "In the future, at least bring Sister Ziyi, and the three of us will make villains together." ”
Lan Rusu was stunned, and looked at Miss Su in surprise, feeling that her nose was about to squirt out, and you could say it if she was so bloody? You chick can't just talk to death.
"You, you, shameless! Lecher! Fang Ziyi suddenly said angrily with a red face.
As soon as Lan Ruxu turned her head, she saw Fang Ziyi glaring at her angrily. Damn, why do you scold Lao Tzu again, and the words are not what I say, why is it me who is the scapegoat every time, is it that even God is jealous of me?
Let you eavesdrop on my words, and see how I treat you. Lan Ruxu chuckled lightly and pretended to say, "Miss Fang, I just drank tea with Miss Su and told stories, how can I be shameless?" Otherwise, what do you think we're going to do? ”
"You, you-" Fang Ziyi was speechless in shame, and pulled Su Yuan with his hand and said, "Sister Su, we don't talk to this disciple, so as not to pollute our ears." ”
"Hahahaha-" Lan Ruxu looked up to the sky and smiled, being able to make a female hero with excellent martial arts like this, which really made him proud in his heart.
Miss Su glanced at the two of them suspiciously, not understanding what the two were talking about, so she didn't speak, gently raised her hand, and also held Fang Ziyi.
"Ahem, ahem." Su Zhifu hurriedly coughed twice, and then kept silent, for fear that it would cause bloodshed, and he was now faintly worried that he might have lured the wolf into the house, this kid was open-mouthed, and dared to say anything, his daughter had already suffered a secret loss in his hands and didn't know it, if he let him continue, I was afraid that his daughter might be abducted by him at some point.
Su Zhifu hurriedly put down the teacup in his hand and said: "Lan Gongzi has just said so much, uh, so many benefits of this river, I think Lan Gongzi must be extraordinary, I wonder if the old man has the honor to appreciate Lan Gongzi's literary talent?" ”
Lan Rusu glanced at Su Zhifu, Wencai? You old fox want to get your daughter back on the field and see me make a fool of yourself, right?
Seeing him looking, Su Zhifu seemed to see what he was thinking, and hurriedly smiled awkwardly.
Lan Ruxu scolded secretly in her heart, but said: "Master Su is too polite, I am a powerless cook, where is there any literary talent, Lord Su, you think too highly of me." ”
Governor Su smiled wryly and said: "Lan Gongzi's words are wrong, you can tell such an earth-shattering, crying ghost and god story, in the old man's mind, your literary style must be the same as your story, extraordinary." ”
Day, you old fox, you are unwilling not to see me make a fool of yourself, right? Isn't it just teasing your daughter, look at your stingy appearance, you are still the prefect, you don't have a stomach at all, and I don't know how you are a parent official.
Lan Ruxu said angrily at the moment: "Then I can say it casually, you are not allowed to laugh if you don't say it well." ”
Su Zhifu stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation, and then smiled and said, "It doesn't hurt to say it directly, Young Master Lan." ”
Miss Su saw that her father was chatting with this scoundrel again, and said angrily: "Measure you scoundrel, a dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth." ”
Hearing this, Lan Ruxu immediately felt uncomfortable, and said coldly: "Miss Su, are you still satisfied with the story I told just now?" Is it time to pay off the hundred taels of silver I owe you? ”
The story just now was really exciting, even her personal maid cried when she heard it, Miss Su couldn't tell nonsense with her eyes open, she originally wanted to use the silver to squeeze the story in his stomach, but she had promised in advance, so she had to give up this idea, but when she saw the teapot, her eyes lit up again, and she sneered: "The hundred taels of silver will be stopped." ”
Now that the debt has been paid off, Lan Ruxu is too lazy to take care of Miss Su, but what do you say about this canal? After thinking about it for a long time, Lan Ruxu patted his head, eh, there is, I saw him looking at the river, and slowly chanted: "The north and south of the Yangtze River are linked to each other, the Sui Dynasty has thousands of years of water ripples, and the message flies south to the north and returns to the north goose, and the head and tail of the big river are Jiachuan." ”
Since you have come here, Lao Tzu will not plagiarize a modern poem to attack you, Lao Tzu is sorry for himself, let you, the old fox, pit me again, and see that I don't play you to death.
Su Zhifu was taken aback, his eyes were shining, and he clapped his hands again and again and shouted: "Okay, good, a good sentence The head and tail of the big river are Jiachuan, Lan Gongzi is really talented, and the old man really didn't see the wrong person, this poem is just the best reflection of our Hangzhou." ”
Fang Ziyi also looked at Lan Ruxu with a hint of curiosity at the moment, as if she was ready to look at him again, although she had heard a poem he read when she first met, but now that she listened to another poem, she inadvertently looked at him twice.
Lan Ruxu laughed in her heart, just a small poem, just let you ancient people revere it so much, if I bring Tang poems and Song lyrics, you still have to kneel on the ground and worship me every day?
However, Miss Su was a little unhappy with Lan Ruxu, and said unconvinced: "I don't know where you scoundrel copied it, such poems are simply insulting when they come out of your mouth." ”
What's wrong with copying? Master, I come from the 21st century, and it is also a skill to be able to copy, and if you have the ability, you can also copy it, since you have come to this world, these things are naturally mine, and I can't say that this young master can also act as a merry talent. When Lan Ruxu heard Miss Su's ridicule, not only was she not angry, but she was secretly proud in her heart.
Seeing that his daughter seemed to be angry, Su Zhifu came over with a smile and said: "Repairing this canal has caused countless people to die unexpectedly, making the people's lives miserable, and everyone in the world has criticized Emperor Sui's mediocrity and cruelty. ”
Looking for a venue? Fortunately, I am a top student in liberal arts, otherwise I was really stumped by you, these days when he was lying down, he also had a general understanding of the geography of mountains and rivers in ancient books. Lan Ruxu smiled and said: "The world only sees the disadvantages of the Sui Dynasty in order to repair this river, but they do not see the benefits of this river to future generations, usually Hangzhou to the capital for more than a month, now there is this canal, it only takes more than half a month to be enough, it promotes the rapid economic development of the north and south culture, as the so-called: the end of the Sui Dynasty for this river, so far thousands of miles to rely on the waves, if there is no water temple dragon boat thing, Gongyu to give more credit. ”