Chapter 32: The Lady's Obscenity
"Selling?" Lan Ruxu was taken aback, his brain seemed to have lost the ability to think, and he stood still like a log, and he was stunned Miss Su in a daze. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
What does it mean to sell yourself, Lan Ruxu has not watched much in costume dramas, which means that there will be no personal freedom in the future, and he will be oppressed to be a pig and a dog all his life.
Fang Ziyi also glanced at Miss Su in surprise, her lips squirmed, as if she wanted to say something.
Miss Su shook Fang Ziyi's hand and glanced at her, signaled her not to speak, and then turned her head to Lan Ruxu and smiled: "Yes, that's right, sell yourself to my Su Mansion to be a cook." ”
Day, what are you kidding, I used to be the chef of a five-star hotel, and I used to direct others to work, and I rarely did it myself, but you actually asked me to sell myself to your house as a cook and told me to serve people? Aren't you a cold master? Lan Rusu thought viciously.
Thinking of this, Lan Ruxu's eyes rolled, and she pretended to be grateful: "Don't hide it, Miss Su, although I really want to be a little cook at your house, but now that my hands and feet are useless, I'm afraid that I can't even lift a kitchen knife, and your 'kindness' can only be understood." ”
You want me to be a cow and a horse for you, and make your spring and autumn dreams, but fortunately, I have a 'legitimate reason' to be a shield now. Lan Rusu was secretly happy in her heart.
"Oh? I just wanted to test you, but I didn't expect you to really be willing to be a cook in my Su family. Miss Su showed a hint of playfulness and said, "Since you are so hearted, I can't fulfill you, but I'm sorry for you." ”
Seeing the smug smile on Miss Su's face, Lan Ruxu felt that she had fallen into the trap of this chick, how did this Su family give birth? It's just that your old man is treacherous, you chick is even more treacherous than your old man, and you don't let people live?
Lan Ruxu vaguely saw the scene of being called to drink and run errands to cook, chop melons and vegetables. The big plan of pickling girls and double harvest in her career that was set a few days ago will be strangled in the arms of her mother by this chick before it has been implemented?
Seeing that the second half of his life may be gone, Lan Ruxu glared at Miss Su fiercely and said: "I am a waste now, even if there is an old man Wang to treat me, he also said, I can't resist in the future, I can't lift my hands, whether I can pick up a kitchen knife is still a problem, if you have the ability, you will fulfill me." ”
"So you're worried about this?" Miss Su looked at her blue face, smiled even brighter, and pretended to sigh in an instant: "I forgot to tell you, my Su family is in the medicinal herb business, and there is also its own pharmacy, and Uncle Wang is the chief doctor of the pharmacy." Even if—"
Miss Su paused, glanced at Lan Rufu, and then said with a smile: "Even if you can't let your hands and feet be as flexible as before, you can still hold pots and knives." As long as you wish, I will write off the hundred taels of silver you owe me, and every month I will pay you as I do with other subordinates, how about it? You should be satisfied now, right? ”
"What-your family runs a pharmacy?" Lan Ruxu suddenly exclaimed.
The old man of the Su family is the prefect of Hangzhou, Lan Ruxu knows it, looking at the appearance of the old fox, he also knows that he is not a good official, but he didn't expect this old fox to play the trick of collusion between officials and businessmen? No wonder this chick let herself go to his house to be a cook, it turned out that she had long known that she could cure herself almost, and she dug a pit step by step, waiting for herself to jump in. Lan Ruxu hated in his heart, if it weren't for seeing this chick save himself, he would have rushed up and pressed this chick to the ground.
Miss Su looked at Lan Ruxu with a smile and didn't speak again, as if she had eaten him, and even Fang Ziyi, who was standing on the side, couldn't help but twist her waist slightly.
Do you really want to go to her house to be a little cook? Lan Rusu quickly shook her head and put this idea behind her. Just kidding, the chef of his own dignified five-star hotel went to other people's homes to serve people, and when he said it, he didn't laugh off other people's big teeth.
So far, Lan Ruxu didn't care about the words she said and slapped her face, giving full play to her cheeky skills, and hurriedly smiled: "This, Miss Su, you see that your family has a big business, and you don't care about this one hundred taels or not, can you let me owe it first, and then pay you back when I have the money in the future, you see the matter of selling yourself as a cook-"
"How?" Seeing that he had remorse, Miss Su immediately interrupted him and snorted coldly, "You don't want to be my cook again?" Are you really the Su family who opened a good church? As far as you look poor, can you pay back this hundred taels? I'm giving you two choices now, either you sell yourself to my Su family, or jump off this boat now, and I'll act as if nothing happened. ”
"You-" Lan Ruxu heard this, her lungs were about to explode, and she felt that the qi she was suffering now was worse than the knife wounds on her limbs, and she suddenly gasped for a few breaths, and stared at Miss Su with her eyes like fire.
Fang Ziyi saw the appearance of the two of them being angry, and if she didn't dissuade them, she was afraid that she would get out of control, so she hurriedly said to Miss Su: "Sister, isn't this a bit too much, although he is a little flamboyant, but-"
"Sister, don't worry, my sister has her own measure." Miss Su smiled at Fang Ziyi, turned to the cabin and said, "Fluttershy-Fluttershy-"
After a while, a little maid hurriedly ran out and said, "Miss, what do you command?" ”
Miss Su pointed to the embroidered shoes on the side of Lan Rusu's feet and said, "Fluttershy, go and help me pick up the shoes, and by the way, get the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone ready, this scoundrel is going to sell himself to my Su Mansion." ”
When did I agree to sell myself? Lan Ruxu's face was full of surprise, and her heart skipped a beat, you chick is still strong? Don't play like this.
The little maid came over and picked up Miss's embroidered shoes, and asked softly in confusion: "Miss, didn't you say that he was a scoundrel, so why do you have to buy him to go home?" ”
Miss Su frowned and said, "If you talk more, be careful not to give you food today, why don't you prepare pen, ink, paper, and inkstone?" ”
The little girl secretly stuck out her tongue, tiptoed into embroidered shoes for her young lady, and then quickly ran to prepare pen, ink, paper and inkstone.
After a while, the little maid prepared everything, and Miss Su randomly found a table on the deck, wrote it herself, and wrote the so-called deed of sale.
Lan Ruxu looked at the appearance of the chick writing in front of her, and was surprised, this chick still has such a quiet appearance? It's like two people just now.
After Miss Su dropped the last stroke of the contract, she slowly breathed a sigh of relief, a smile appeared on her face, and she took the contract to Lan Rusu and shook it twice and said, "You see if there is a problem, sign it if there is no problem." ”
The knives were all put up to the neck, but Lan Ruxu still had a hint of luck in her heart, and asked tentatively: "Can I not sign?" ”
Miss Su's face was calm, she glanced at the river and said, "What do you say?" ”
Lan Ruxu followed her eyes and looked at the river, and suddenly hissed and pumped cold air, the surging river was tumbling constantly, and it was winter, if she jumped down, her own life would be reimbursed out of ten, not to mention that her hands and feet were not smart now.
People are knives, I am fish and meat, what else can I do, Lan Ruxu had to hold back the pig's liver-colored cheeks, and began to look at the deed of sale, just looked at it twice, and a name 'Su Kite' appeared, it turns out that your little girl is called Su Kite, the name is not bad, just sighed twice, and then looked down, Lan Ruxu was about to jump up.
What is written on this deed of sale is not only a sale, but also a lifelong system, and the most hateful thing is that the name has to be changed, which makes Lan Ruxu how not to be angry, this is simply the overlord clause, no wonder this chick likes to use strong ones so much, it turns out that she has long been used to the overlord hard bow.
Lan Rusu hated and hated this chick in her heart and greeted this chick countless times, and then said viciously: "You chick is so vicious, don't I owe you a hundred taels?" You actually let me sell to your Su family for life, and you have to change your name, aren't you afraid that I will sue you? ”
After listening to him, Miss Su smiled and said, "You can go and sue, by the way, I remind you that my father is the prefect of Hangzhou, you can find him to sue him well." ”
"I, I-" Lan Ruxu suddenly had an urge to faint, hurriedly took a few deep breaths, and said angrily with red eyes: "Su Yuan, let me tell you, master, I am rich and noble, and I can't be lewd, and I can't be lewd if I am rich, and I can't be lewd if I am mighty, even if I die, I will not succumb to your obscenity, you still have to die of this heart." ”
After Lan Ruxu finished speaking, he leaned on the railing with both hands, stepped out of the railing with one foot, and made a movement ready to jump down.
Su Yuan was stunned for a moment, stunned in place, at a loss, she didn't expect that this scoundrel in front of her was so arrogant.
said that it was too late, it was fast, Fang Ziyi jumped up in an instant, rose and fell, stopped behind Lan Ruxu, grabbed his shoulder, dragged him back, dragged him down on the deck, and shouted: "Are you crazy, Sister Su is just joking with you, you actually went to jump into the river!" ”
Lan Ruxu quietly wiped the cold sweat on her head, and said in her heart, fortunately, I bet right, master, women are all kind 'animals', otherwise I won't know how it will end for a while.
This ability to cry, make trouble, and hang yourself has been tried and tested many times on men, just you two little girls, you still want to fight with me, it's 10,000 years early.
"Ouch, what's going on, you guys, quick, go and help the little brother up." Just as he was thinking, an old man's voice came from behind Lan Ruxu.
As soon as Lan Ruxu turned around, he saw Su Zhifu with a big belly, big ears, eyes narrowed into a thin slit, and rushed here with a smile on his face, followed by a few sturdy men.
Hmph, you old fox is finally reluctant, your uncle, the time to come out is really coincidental, but when I jumped into the river, I don't know how long you hid on the side and peeked, pretending to be really like. Lan Rusu smacked his lips, infinitely despised this old fox in his heart.