Chapter 100: Fortune

An Qingxu finished taking a shower and sat in the front hall waiting for news. His anger soared into the sky, thinking that Zhou Lijun not only beat him up and ruined his good deeds, but also made him stained with such disgusting things, and he couldn't relieve his anger if he didn't break Zhou Lijun's body into thousands of pieces, and he had to carry it out himself.

Li Guiren ran back in despair. An Qingxu became angry when he saw his appearance, and asked him for someone in a hurry.

Li Guiren's answer was very crisp, no. "How could it not be, it looks like it is about to catch up, and the person is injured again, how can he not be caught, what are you eating?" An Qingxu roared hoarsely.

Li Guiren said to An Qingxu tremblingly: "Originally, we were going to catch up. But the guy jumped into a house, and we couldn't get in. ”

"If you can't get in, you can break in. It's really a bunch of rice buckets, what do you usually do. Can't you even open a door, do you want to give you the glorious title of a month's wife? An Qingxu roared again.

Li Guiren still trembled and said, "We went into the house." It's just that it's rolling out again. Because the solemnity is in it. He's a fierce man, and we're all afraid of him. ”

An Qingxu yelled: "Why did that dog-headed military master come back again." You don't have to be afraid of him, and you have to give me face when he hangs. Follow me and see how I teach him. This is exactly what Li Guiren likes to see, he wants to see Yan Zhuang's end as embarrassed as he wants.

An Qingxu took Li Guiren and Gao Shang and ran to Yan Zhuang's house in a hurry. Yan Zhuang, who had just taken off his clothes and wanted to sleep, had to get up again, get dressed and go out. muttered in his mouth, saying that he wouldn't even let people sleep.

In the living room, although Yan Zhuang was unhappy, he still saluted An Qingxu very politely when he saw An Qingxu, who also looked unhappy.

An Qingxu spoke very directly this time, stretched out a hand in front of Yan Zhuang and said straight to the point: "Hand over the person." ”

Yan Zhuang pretended to be stupid and said to An Qingxu: "Aren't I just here, how can I pay it, do you want me to pour water on my head and come out?" ”

An Qingxu said to Yan Zhuang expressionlessly: "Since the military advisor has this hobby, there is no harm in doing it and then coming out." ”

Yan Zhuang was dumbfounded, and he felt like he was lifting a stone to hit his own feet. He could only say to An Qingxu seriously: "Actually, Weichen doesn't have this hobby, but he just saw that King Jin was in a bad mood, so he made a joke to liven up the atmosphere." ”

Li Guiren and Gao Shang said to Yan Zhuang: "Since you know that King Jin is in a bad mood and you want to make King Jin happy, then you should not hesitate to pour water on your head." This is all taught, no wonder others call you a kobold military master. ”

Yan Zhuang gritted his teeth with hatred for the two despicable villains, Gao Shang and Li Guiren, but he was helpless, because An Qingxu seemed to agree with their statement, and he had no choice but to blame himself for speaking too quickly without going through his brain. So he really went in and poured a bowl of water on himself, and then ran out wet and asked An Qingxu why they came here?

An Qingxu said to Yan Zhuang: "We suspect that you are hiding a person, and this person is extremely evil, and he is the one I must catch." ”

Yan Zhuang said to An Qingxu: "The conscience of heaven and earth, I haven't hidden anyone." I have just returned here, preparing to convey a new order to you on behalf of Emperor Dayan. ”

When An Qingxu heard that An Lushan had a new order, he immediately forgot to arrest Zhou Lijun, and hurriedly asked Yan Zhuang what the order was? Because An Lushan's temper has always been very short-tempered, anyone who is a little negligent or disobeys his orders will die a miserable death. Moreover, the saying that tiger poison does not eat children does not apply to An Lushan's body.

Yan Zhuang deliberately refused to tell An Qingxu immediately, and let his heart mess up first, because Yan Zhuang had long known that An Qingxu was extremely afraid of his father An Lushan. So Yan Zhuang continued to pretend to be stupid and said, "My head was doused with cold water, and it seems to hurt a little now." It's always easy to forget things when you have a headache. An Qingxu's inner thoughts at this time were very pure, that is, he eagerly hoped that Yan Zhuang's head would get good soon.

As the saying goes, the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuchs are in a hurry. Gao Shang and Li Guiren could see that An Qingxu was very anxious, so they urged Yan Zhuang very fiercely and quickly conveyed the meaning of An Lushan.

Yan Zhuang still pretended to be stupid and said, "Oops." I was slapped twice by two dogs who didn't know where it came from, and my head seemed to hurt even more, and my memory was even worse, and I couldn't remember anything. ”

An Qingxu understood Yan Zhuang's meaning, and he just wanted to play tricks on Gao Shang and Li Guiren, so that he could get angry. So he asked him, "Then how can you remember it?" ”

Yan solemnly said to An Qingxu in a slow manner: "You splash the urine from the urine bucket on the heads of Gao Shang and Li Guiren, and let them sympathize with me, so that my head can be opened, and many things will be remembered instantly." ”

An Qingxu stared at Gao Shang and Li Guiren, the two loyal people who worked for him, and for a while he couldn't afford to pour urine on their heads, and his heart was conflicted and painful. Gao Shang and Li Guiren also stared at An Qingxu, and they could also understand An Qingxu's embarrassment. However, they think that An Qingxu's status is much higher than Yan Zhuang, and it is easy to clean up Yan Zhuang. So they instigated An Qingxu to extinguish Yan Zhuang.

Li Guiren and Gao Shang don't understand politics, but An Qingxu was born in an imperial family and still understands some. He understood that Yan Zhuang represented An Lushan of the Great Yan Emperor at the moment, and wouldn't destroying Yan Zhuang be against An Lushan, even if he ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, he would not dare to do so.

Yan Zhuang said in a weird manner: "Since you are so uncooperative, then I will go back and tell the emperor that you despise the imperial power." ”

An Qingxu was very anxious, and hurriedly told Yan Zhuang that everything was up to Yan Zhuang. Then he ordered Gao Shang and Li Guiren to immediately find a urine bucket and dip their heads down.

Gao Shang and Li Guiren were completely desperate, even An Qingxu was afraid of Yan Zhuang, not to mention them who were dead, and there was only one way to die for them. So they obediently drenched themselves and made the house smell. Yan Zhuang was angry, but he was also the one who suffered. Therefore, he covered his nose and told Gao Shang and Li Guiren to hurry outside the door. In this way, Gao Shang and Li Guiren were also happy to run back to take a bath.

An Qingxu said to Yan Zhuang: "You are so careful, didn't you stink your house, why bother." ”

Yan Zhuang said to An Qingxu: "I have always been so cautious. ”

An Qingxu said to Yan Zhuang: "Since you are about to vent your anger, it is also out." Let's talk about what's the news on my father's side. ”

Yan Zhuang said to An Qingxu: "The emperor has been in a very bad mood recently, and he gets angry at every turn. If you're standing next to him at this time, he's going to tear you out with a shoeboard. ”

An Qingxu said to Yan Zhuang: "Your analogy is not appropriate. It should be said that whoever stands next to him will be whipped by him. I don't know my father's temper? ”

Yan Zhuang said to An Qingxu: "My assumption is very correct. Because your father is angry with you. ”

An Qingxu asked: "I'm not by his side, why is he angry with me?" ”

Yan Zhuang said: "You are embarrassed to ask why." Why don't you want to think about the things that the emperor explained to you, have you done it well? ”

An Qingxu said: "Haven't I been working hard all the time, and it's not time to close the coffin." ”

Yan Zhuang said: "You really don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin." The emperor asked you to eliminate those martial arts people who refused to cooperate last time, did you do it? ”

An Qingxu said: "Hey, you have to figure it out." Last time, it was obviously a defeat for you to eat by yourself, did you deduct any from me after you went back? ”

Yan Zhuang said: "People do not destroy the heavens and the earth for their own sake." If I don't put the blame for failure on you, do I still take the initiative to ask for guilt? Besides, you were the commander-in-chief of the last operation, so it's not up to you to rely on anyone. ”

An Qingxu was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, he almost vomited blood, he sat on the stool and trembled, and the picture in his mind was that he slowly cut it with a knife until there was no flesh to cut. Unfortunately, the reality is even more cruel than he imagined. Yan Zhuang's next sentence almost didn't make him angry.

That Yan Zhuang said to An Qingxu: "His Majesty the Great Yan Emperor has an order. From now on, I will be the commander-in-chief of any military operation, and you can only assist me, and everything must be under my orders. ”

An Qingxu roared: "Why? ”

Yan Zhuang took out the token and said, "That's it." ”

An Qingxu was already crying with tears in his eyes, and he yelled at Yan Zhuang: "Your mother, count yourself as a kind." We'll settle the account later. "I want to leave.

But Yan Zhuang didn't allow him to go, because there were still things to be explained. He howled and shouted to Yan Zhuang to fart and let it go. Yan Zhuang said: "His Majesty the Emperor has an order, you must get the head of the martial arts alliance leader within half a month, otherwise you will go back to Luoyang." ”

An Qingxu replied dissatisfiedly, "I know", and wanted to leave. But Yan Zhuang still didn't let him go. I didn't want to invite him to supper, but asked him what he should do when he saw the token like seeing An Lushan? An Qingxu had no choice but to kneel and shout at the token: "My son, see my father, Your Majesty, long live, long live, long live." Yan Zhuang finally let him go with satisfaction.

Zhou Lijun saw all this clearly behind the scenes. She had already woken up when An Qingxu came. She knew that her life was saved by Yan Zhuang, a middle-aged man, although she didn't know why Yan Zhuang wanted to save her, but she always had to thank her for saving her life.

As soon as Yan Zhuang turned around, he saw Zhou Lijun with a haggard face, and was immediately startled, and hurriedly asked her: "When did you appear here, why did you come out of nowhere?" ”

Zhou Lijun saluted Yan Zhuang and said, "Thank you for saving me." But we don't know each other, why are you doing this? ”

Yan Zhuang said: "We really don't know each other. Originally, your life and death have nothing to do with me. But I've recently become a believer in Buddhism, and if I can, I won't kill if I can. And An Qingxu's gang of subordinates are too arrogant, I'm just taking this opportunity to fix them. So you don't have to thank me. ”

Zhou Lijun still expressed her sincere gratitude to him. After saying that, she wanted to leave, she was embarrassed to stay in a stranger's house all the time and make trouble for others.

Yan Zhuang told her not to hurry to leave, at this time the city gate was not opened, she couldn't leave, it was better to wait for him to send her out tomorrow, it can be regarded as a good person to do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west.

The next day, Zhou Lijun dressed up as a solemn maid and walked out of Yangcheng openly. Although she was not happy to be such an ugly maid, she still waved goodbye to Yan Zhuang. Yan Zhuang said in his heart: "I have done a good deed, and my heart is really comfortable." Then he went back with a smile on his face.