Chapter 80: A Man's Gospel?
Why does the effect of this medicine feel so familiar? It looks like I've heard of it somewhere. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info Lan Ruxu listened to Young Master Su's explanation of the method and reaction of taking this medicine in a daze, and her doubts became stronger.
Feeling hot and dry after taking this medicine? Also specializes in treating men's hidden diseases? Damn, Lao Tzu is not unhelpful, how can there be a hidden disease? You, Young Master Su, are really a straw bag, and you don't even know how to use words?
Well? Specializing in the treatment of men's hidden diseases? Hidden disease? A golden light flashed in Lan Rusu's mind, and he seemed to remember something, and immediately scolded angrily: "! ”
His inadvertent scolding startled both Young Master Su and Uncle Wang.
"What's your kid's name? This is a pharmacy, it is forbidden to make loud noises, how does the teacher usually teach you? It doesn't matter if you are scared as a teacher, if you scare the young master out of three long and two short, can you take care of it? Uncle Wang was taken aback, and he also patted the young master's ass at the moment.
Since you have been worshipping this old man as a teacher, you have disappeared, you are still embarrassed to teach me, I bah - Lan Ruxu glanced at Uncle Wang with an angry face, and was silent.
Although this Young Master Su is a straw bag and a bit of a sassy bag, he is still quite good at face work. Seeing him wave his hand, he said to Uncle Wang: "It's okay, it's okay, Uncle Wang, don't be angry, I haven't seen a follower who is more pleasing to the eye than Lan Qi, before I came to the pharmacy, I had already decided to let him follow Young Master Ben in the future." ”
Hehe, Lao Tzu, the fart I shot today is almost catching up with the fart I took a year ago, you kid want to look at me again, then aren't you blind? Lan Rusu lowered her head happily on the side and smiled.
Uncle Wang listened to Young Master Su's words, and immediately said respectfully: "The young master can take a fancy to the apprentice, that is his creation, but this kid is really good, his mind is flexible, and he is a little smart, and now he is with the young master, if the young master is in charge of the Su Mansion in the future, this kid can also save a lot of trouble for the young master." After he finished speaking, he said to Lan Ruxu: "You kid haven't come over to thank the young master?" Why are you so blind? ”
Thank you for a fart, Lao Tzu has said that his mouth is dry today, I don't know how many words of thanks have been said, and you still call me Xie? Although Lan Ruxu was reluctant in her heart, she still pretended to be respectful and hugged her fists and said, "Thank you for mentioning it, little one." ”
As if he hadn't heard it, Young Master Su smiled lewdly on his face, and muttered to himself: "In charge of the Su Mansion, hehe, I want to be in charge of the Su Mansion-"
This Young Master Su is really a, if he really wears a high hat, he won't be able to get down. Lan Ruxu watched helplessly from the side.
He slowly walked up to Uncle Wang, gently touched his cheap master with his shoulder, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Master, the young master is sick, why don't you go to treat him?" ”
"Go, go, can the young master get sick? Can you kid speak, young master, this is obviously immersed in a more advanced level, how can I and other people at the moment figure it out? Uncle Wang couldn't help laughing and scolding, and then continued: "By the way, what treasure did the young master give you just now?" Shocked you kid so much? ”
Yes, boy, my sycophant kung fu is far from you, you are really awesome, bragging and patting the horse is coming with your mouth open, the kid admires.
Lan Ruxu quietly glanced at Young Master Su next to him, and saw that he was still intoxicated in his spiritual world, so he handed the pill in his hand to Wang Bodao: "I said master, have you ever seen this medicine?" This medicine was given by the young master, saying that it could cure my injuries, but I always felt that this pill was a little weird, you are always an expert, hurry up and help me take a look. ”
"Can you heal your wounds?" Uncle Wang was also surprised when he heard this, and immediately took the pill in his hand and carefully rubbed it.
Uncle Wang saw and smelled again, and after a long time, he twisted his beard and said in surprise: "This little pill is really unpredictable, and the ingredients of the doped medicinal materials in it can be recognized by the teacher, and the teacher is also quite experienced in the study of medical books and ancient books, but he has never heard of the prescription of which medicine is distributed in this way, strange, strange." ”
"Master, you are always a god and a ghost holy hand, can't even you see the effect of this medicine?"
This Uncle Wang claims to be a holy hand of gods and ghosts, and Lan Rusu doesn't know if it's true or not, but with such a big pharmacy in Sufu, Uncle Wang can come to sit in the hall, and he also has some real kung fu in medicine. Lan Ruxu really felt that her eldest young master was a little unreliable, so she asked her cheap master to carefully understand the efficacy of this pill, for fear that she would take the wrong medicine and regret it for the rest of her life.
Uncle Wang pondered for a moment before he said, "I really can't see it as a teacher." ”
Damn, you old man still claims to be a god and a ghost saint, only heals the dead, there is no disease that cannot be cured, and now you can't even see the effect of this little pill, you old man is really deceiving the world and stealing his name.
Lan Ruxu didn't want to ruin his life because of a straw bale young master, it was related to the happiness of the rest of his life, so he boldly asked: "Then, master, do you think this medicine looks like it?" Uh, the man's gospel? ”
"What is the gospel for men?" Uncle Wang wondered.
"Uh, this," discussing this kind of problem with an old man, Lan Ruxu's old face was also a little unbearable, and he sneered at the moment: "This, master, do you think this pill looks like it, like the kind of medicine that men will become very impulsive when they take it?" ”
"Men are impulsive when they eat it?" Uncle Wang is also an old man, he was stunned when he heard it, and immediately reacted to what he said, and scolded angrily with a red face: "You little bastard, as the descendant of Lao Tzu's gods and ghosts, you don't learn good medicine, learn these cheap plays, you kid is really a shame for the teacher, alas, the teacher is unfortunate, how did Lao Tzu accept you as an apprentice, evil obstacles, evil obstacles, look at the old man, I won't break your legs today-"
"Huh? Master, don't fight, don't fight, this medicine is not mine, it was given to me by the eldest young master, and I didn't know the effect of the medicine, so I came to ask you? Lan Rusu dodged left and right, and hurriedly shouted in his mouth.
Hearing him say this, Uncle Wang calmed down, he thought for a while, and then nodded: "Well, this pill is indeed not like that kind of medicine, and the medicinal materials mixed in it have no such medicinal effect." ”
Damn, it's not a pill that makes a man impulsive, you still fight, but what happens to the pill that makes a man impulsive? Like the viagra I knew in my previous life, that is the gospel of many men, could it be said that this Sufu pharmacy does not sell such lucrative drugs? If you don't do such a lucrative business, you deserve to be ruined in this Su Mansion.
Lan Ruxu glanced at Uncle Wang angrily, and said stupidly: "I said master, the eldest young master said that this medicine can cure my injuries, after taking it, my body is hot, and it also specializes in treating men's hidden diseases, this pill is really not a man's gospel?" ”
"You stinky boy, there are so many hidden diseases in people, how can you think so badly." Uncle Wang scolded with a smile: "I have been a teacher for decades, if I can still misunderstand the effect of this pill, then I will simply worship you as a teacher." ”
"Master, I don't read much, don't lie to me, if I take the wrong medicine, it will ruin your old reputation." Lan Ruxu joked with a smile.
Uncle Wang slapped the pill in Lan Ruxu's hand, and said confidently: "Since the eldest young master has said that this pill can cure your injuries, then you kid can eat it boldly and boldly, rest assured, this pill is not that cheap play, even if this pill can't cure your injury, it will definitely not kill you." ”
Day, do you still need to say this? The eldest young master has tried the medicine himself, and he is still standing next to me alive, if I can still die if I take this pill, it must be that God has not opened his eyes.
Since it was not early and there was no one in the pharmacy, Lan Ruxu chatted with her cheap master at the moment. To say that this Su Mansion is pitiful enough, the whole pharmacy is left with its own master, and there is not even a small servant to call, it is conceivable how bleak the medicinal material business in Su Mansion has been recently, no wonder the eldest lady wants to partner with someone to do the medicinal food business, it is all forced by the situation.
After chatting for a while, Lan Ruxu followed Young Master Su to prepare to go home, and before leaving, Uncle Wang also threw Lan Ruxu an ancestral medical book and asked him to study it by himself.
As soon as she stepped out of the threshold, Lan Ruxu didn't forget to turn her head and smile: "Master, this pill is really not a man's gospel?" ”
Young Master Su seemed to come back to his senses at this time, and said in a daze: "Lan Qi, what is the gospel of men?" ”
"Young master, this man's gospel is-" Before he finished speaking, Lan Ruxu hurriedly said: "It's not good, young master, let's go quickly." ”
Lan Ruxu pulled Young Master Su to the side to hide, and heard a crisp sound of "pop", where he was standing with Young Master Su just now, a clay pot was shattered and shattered.