28. Public Transmission of Nature (1)
It's not time to go back to the palace, that is, about three o'clock in the afternoon, after changing into the emperor's regular clothes, leaning on the floor and thinking about that Chu Yun, who is she, just thinking about it and falling asleep, when I opened my eyes again, it was dusk.
"Little Bean" I shouted as I stood up stretching my waist
"Your Majesty, the slave is here, do you have any orders?"
"You go and bring today's recital, and pass by the way to pass the Iron Tiger to see me"
"Yes, slave and maid will do it," and in a short time it was presented to my bookcase
"Your Majesty, Lord Iron Tiger has arrived," Xiaodouzi stepped forward to me
"Xuan," I said to Xiaodouzi, putting down the recital
"The emperor has a decree, Lord Xuan Tiehu will meet you~~"
"Chen Tiehu, knock on the emperor, long live my emperor, long live long live"
"Pingshen, Tiehu Wu Song told you about the Xiushui Building."
"Back to the emperor, Wu Song told the minister, and the minister has already checked the restaurant, which was opened by the family of Wen Yanbo, the prime minister of Zhongshu Province."
"That's to say, even if an ordinary person opens a shop, even if he is a big shopkeeper, he won't be so arrogant, just right, I want to replace Wen Yanbo's old guy, you go back and keep an eye on the three prime ministers, no matter what tricks I have, I will remember them, and when the imperial examination is over, I will slowly clean up the three of them when I turn back."
"Yes, the emperor, but the emperor, since Fan Chunren was cut by the emperor, these three adults have been much more low-key, and they don't leak anything when they do things."
"Hmph, they don't leak a drop of water themselves, then let their son leak, find a way, don't ask me about everything, you can make up your own mind about these things"
"Yes, Weichen obeys the order" Tiehu answered the order and left. At this time, a little eunuch outside came in to report that Fang Kong, the commander of the imperial guards, naturally asked to see him
"Come in"
"The emperor announced that the public lost the natural audience~"
Then I heard the conversation between Gong Yi Nature and Fang Kong
"Master Fang, why don't you go in with me?"
"Oh, Uncle Gongyi, I beg you, the emperor wants to see you, I won't go in and make trouble for the emperor, you go in quickly, the emperor just announced you, I'm leaving, you stay and stay, don't send it" Then I heard Fang Kong's footsteps running in a hurry and Gongyi's naturally worried and anxious shout: "Lord Fang, you come back, I'm afraid that the emperor's old man will cut off my head."
"Let him in, don't mess around outside," I said to Little Bean, smiling
"The public loses naturally, the emperor summons you, why don't you come in" Xiaodouzi said naturally when he arrived at the door
"Oh, okay, okay, I'll go in, I'll go in, hey, how do I look at you familiarly," Gong Yi naturally looked at Xiaodouzi and said in surprise
"I see that there are a lot of familiar people, so come in quickly"
"Yes, yes" Gong Yi naturally followed Xiaodouzi into the imperial study, he has been lowering his head since he entered the door, not daring to look at me, nor looking at the road, and then hit Xiaodouzi's back headlong, knocking Xiaodouzi into a stumbling side
"Oh, look at this little road, why do you keep following me, hurry up and kneel" Because I appreciate the natural reason of the public loss, Xiaodouzi didn't dare to say anything about him, but his face was not good, and the public lost naturally because he was afraid, and after kneeling, he didn't follow
What are you afraid of, since you are so afraid, then I am scaring you, and then I pretended to be very majestic and said in a very majestic voice, "Who is the one who laid the egg" Hahaha I did it on purpose
"The grass people lose nature, I have seen the emperor, the grass people will not lay eggs," the grass people naturally knelt on the ground and said to me tremblingly
"Yes, you don't know how to lay eggs, so what are you doing lying there, hatching eggs.........?" I can't hold it anymore
"Uh...... Emperor lord, isn't this the grass people's respect for you" The public loses this grievance, what is the emperor doing here, do the ministers of the court have to talk to the emperor like this
"Yes, if you respect me and lie on the ground, then if you worship me, do you want to get under my feet?"
"55555555 emperor, the grass people are guilty, your old man will raise his noble hand, and treat the grass people as a fart, let them go 5555555555 "Oh my God, this joke is big, I actually made the public lose and naturally made me cry, my forehead."
"Oh, my big brother, can you raise your head first to see who I am, it's not too late for you to cry" You said that you lost naturally, a man in his thirties cried when he cried
555555......... "The grass people don't dare, ask the emperor for mercy" 55555555555, ignore me and continue to cry
"Gong Yi naturally raised his head and looked at me," I said loudly, pretending to be angry. Not to mention, this trick is really good, Gong Lose naturally stopped crying immediately, and raised his head to look at me, when he saw that I was the little Zhao brother who was chatting with him in the morning, he sat directly on the ground, and cried even more sadly, I don't know, no matter how I let Xiaodouzi persuade me, I can't persuade it, yes, you are an uncle, you cry, I watch, I see how long you can cry, but it turns out that the natural tear ducts of this Gong lose are still very developed, this guy was stunned and cried for nearly half an hour, It seems that this is to cry out all the grievances I have suffered in my life, and I am really drunk. That's how I watched him cry, and he was still crying when he drank the big tea leaves (pronounced shai here), but it was already a rainstorm that had turned to showers, so I replaced my left hand, which was tired from holding my cheeks, to my right hand, and said to him