Chapter Eighty-Eight: Two Peach Kills Three Warriors 4

"The greater of them is multiplied. Walk hundreds of steps, planted behind the tomb for threefold. Reading the year and looking at it, the adult is nineteen. Then move the rest, the left and right wings, and the door. Looking at it again, it is ten and nine years old. So the handover of the dry strips, the distribution of the ranks, and the gloomy change, no different from the ancient tomb. His literary brilliance is so high that people sigh. ”

Zhang Hanyue took the time to glance at a few more people, only to see that these people were still listening to him bragging with relish, only to see him raise his head and look at the small broken window, and the jailers suddenly stopped when they saw the "story meeting", so they couldn't help but look at Zhang Hanyue, and the unlucky guy who had just been slapped asked cautiously: "Huh...... What's wrong with you, my lord? ”

"I'm looking up at the sky at 30°." As he spoke, Zhang Hanyue touched the tears on his face, like a dying old man recalling his life.

"Why 30°?" The jailer asked curiously.

"That's to let the tears flow back to my heart, to remember the people and things that used to be about these peaches, and the distant past is now recalled as if it just happened." Zhang Hanyue's face turned red, and he looked very painful! And everyone had their own thoughts, and fell into silence.

"Hahaha! You stupid X, hahahaha! Zhang Hanyue smiled unscrupulously, so that the organs on his face were suddenly squeezed together. It looks very funny.

Several people were stunned by Zhang Hanyue, and Zhang Hanyue praised the sweet taste of the peach while eating. said: "This peach is really rare, the uncle and grandson doctor are famous all over the world, oh, eat one." The fat jailer obviously wanted to eat very much, but he humbly said, "Where can I catch up with you?" You govern the country and the country, you are full of economy, and you have the greatest credit, and this peach should be eaten by you. ”

After Zhang Hanyue heard his words, he couldn't help but be stunned, and then slapped him again: "You are so stupid, aren't you eating now?" Isn't it brainless? ”

At this time, there are still two peaches left on the plate. Zhang Hanyue saw that the remaining two people didn't react, and couldn't help but have a plan.

"Uh-huh...... Forehead...... I still remember that once when the emperor came out of the Qinglou, he still put his arm around my shoulder and said, 'Oh, brother, I have eaten so many tributes in my life, and the big peaches here are always delicious.' Speaking of this, Zhang Hanyue glanced at a few people, and the two of them, who were expressionless just now, were already showing a thief's face and were eager to try.

Zhang Hanyue said: "Whoever has the most credit will eat peaches, how?" Before Zhang Hanyue's words were finished, the thin jailer took the lead and walked over, patted his chest and said, "Once I was hunting with my father, and suddenly a fierce tiger jumped out of the forest. With such a great achievement, shouldn't you eat a Rausch peach?" Zhang Hanyue said: "If you risk death to save your father, you can give you a glass of wine and a peach." The thin man took the peach, stood aside, and looked at the other two proudly, looking like you were not happy that you hit me, and the two who looked low were itchy.

Seeing this, the fat jailer pushed the thin jailer away and shouted: "You open it for me, when is it your turn to speak, how many times do you have to say what the hell is going on, what's so strange about you killing a tiger for me?"

When I was rushing to take the exam, I accidentally saw a person crossing the Yellow River, and a big turtle made waves, bit the leg of the man's horse, and dragged the horse into the rapids at once. It was I who jumped into the raging river, it was I who sacrificed my life to kill the turtle and save that man's life. Later, I learned that this person turned out to be the local county magistrate, and I didn't want him to repay me, could it be that with such a high merit and such a noble sentiment, should I eat a peach? ”

Zhang Hanyue thought for a while and said, "Well, I think if it wasn't for you at that time, that person's life would have been gone." This is a miracle, and you should eat peaches. Zhang Han was busier and gave the remaining peach to the thin man.

The jailer with the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks on the side, seeing that the peaches were finished, was so anxious that he shouted: "When Lao Maozi invaded in my north, I sacrificed my life and death, followed Emperor Qianlong to defeat Lao Maozi, and scared Lao Maozi to run away. Zhang Han said in his heart; "Of course, your merit is higher, probably a little bit more than the two of you chanting, but the peaches are gone, so I have to wait for the next tribute, and if there are peaches, please taste them again." Drink the bar first. ”。 Zhang Hanyue held back a smile and said seriously, with an expression that I will quietly look at you pretending to be B.

The jailer with the sharp-beaked monkey's cheeks danced angrily and said, "What's so great about fighting tigers and killing turtles." I fought in the north and south, I was born and died, but I couldn't eat peaches, and I was humiliated like this in front of an adult who was full of wealth, what face did I have to stand above the court?" After that, he swung his sword and killed himself.

The fat jailer was shocked, and he also drew his sword, and said, "I eat peaches because of my small merits, but my brother can't eat them because of his great merits." What face do I have to live in the world?" After that, he committed suicide;

At this time, the thin jailer couldn't hold his breath anymore and shouted: "The three of us are brothers, swear to live and die together, like flesh and blood, although there are occasional conflicts in ordinary times, but we are still good brothers Now that they are dead, how can I survive, how can I be safe?" If I am still a person who has read the books of the sages, what face do I have to compare my ancestors and ancestors? After speaking, I saw a trace of blood flowing from the corner of his mouth, and the random whole person nine fell to the ground as if he had been hollowed out of his strength.

Zhang Hanyue looked at the corpse on the ground dumbfounded, and didn't know whether to cry or laugh, he thought that this kind of thing would not really happen in real life, because from a modern person's point of view, this is very incredible.

"Holy, really dead? Are these two people pig brains? It's especially people who have read books, Zhu Xi and Cheng Yi, these hanging people who write books, are really good at playing, and they can still play their descendants to death when they are dead, if they are like this, it would be strange if the Qing government didn't beat the Eight-Nation Alliance! Zhang Hanyue pursed his lips and thought to himself.

The strong combat effectiveness of the Manchu cavalry and their superb riding skills actually come from the pressure of life, in other words, it is forced to make a living, the Jurchen people in the Ming Dynasty, that is, the current Manchu Dynasty, are living in the far north of the north, as a nomadic people, they do not have superb medical skills, do not have strong resources and strength, and even such simple things as farming cannot be completed, they will not weave, will not make iron, will not ...... Basically nothing.