As soon as the scolding on the city came out, the soldiers on both sides of the battlefield were stunned. After more than ten seconds, I don't know which Ming army defending the city couldn't hold back any longer, and suddenly laughed wildly.

Laughter is contagious. With one taking the lead, the soldiers of the Ming army no longer had scruples, laughing one after another, and finally evolved into a collective laughter of thousands of people. Some people laughed heartily, leaning forward and closing back; Some people leaned against the battlements and grinned, laughing so hard that they could not breathe; Some people were too close to the steps of the upper city, and they only laughed crookedly, but they fell down from the steps without paying attention, and fell with a blue nose and swollen face.

And those soldiers who were closer to Zhu Youzhen, including the temporary guard Shi Biao, felt that it was quite indecent to laugh in front of the prince, and tried their best to suppress their laughter.

But the scolding just now was too unbelievable, too relieving, too vivid, and too comic, and they couldn't help it anyway, so they had to cover their mouths with their hands and try not to make a sound. Rao was like this, and everyone was still laughing so hard that their shoulders trembled, and they trembled into a ball, and even laughed out of their eyes.

And the Mongolian cavalry on the opposite side can also understand Chinese. Their lords have been reviled, and they should have been angry. But this scolding is too ingenious, only borrowing the word "sac" in the honorific name "Da Tabu Bag" of the scorn, but replacing the previous word.

Although only one or two words have been changed, the meaning is worlds apart. The "tabun" is a title that all the Mongolian tribes are proud of, but at this time, the comparison with the word "scrotum" seems to be just as unbearable.

And replacing "lips" with "yin lips" is extremely vicious, extremely obscene, and extremely funny!

Although these Mongolians are usually rude, and it is common for them to open their mouths and scold others, due to their limited level of education, their scolding words are limited to conventional weapons such as "turtle bastards". At this time, when I suddenly heard such a novel scolding, I suddenly felt enlightened and enlightened, and I couldn't help but start laughing!

From this day on, the title of the Mongolian leader of the Duoyan tribe on the steppe was no longer "Big Tabu Bag". Anyone who mentions him will laugh sarcastically: "Isn't he the 'big scrotum'?" ”

The only one who didn't laugh was naturally one of the protagonists of this scolding battle, the Duoyan chieftain known as the "big scrotum". His old face had already turned into a pig's liver color with anger at this time, and he shouted to stop the commotion of the Mongolian cavalry in his own formation, and scolded sharply at the head of the city: "Which shameless person dares to insult me? ”

The one who opened his mouth to scold was, of course, Zhu Youzhen. Before he crossed over, he had one of his biggest hobbies, which was to mingle in the major voice chat rooms and scold trolls from all over the world. It can be said that he can't do anything else, if he talks about scolding the street, he can definitely be among the masters, and he can be called scolding the world's advanced level.

The specific embodiment is that he is not only proficient in the unique scolding methods of various places, but also "both civil and military". If you want to "scold", he can scold people without spitting out dirty words, and scold so that the other party doesn't know that he is scolding him; If you want to "scold", you can scold for half an hour in one breath, until the other party can't answer, and then you can be considered down.

Relatively speaking, this product naturally prefers "martial arts". His motto is: There is no good hand in beating people, and there is no good hand in scolding; Scolding must insult the ancestors; Fighting with the sky, the fun is endless; Fighting with the ground, the fun is endless; Scolding others, the pleasure is poorer than infinity!

And what he admires the most in the "scolding altar" is the "Northeast guy" in the "80s Speech Limit" chat room that was once all the rage in China. This guy once took his friend "Little Buddha" as the object, and sprayed it wildly for more than 30 minutes, and the side was full of fun. Zhu Youzhen listened to that recording more than 100 times, and the highlights of it were almost memorized, and he finally got the true transmission and comprehension, and raised his "scolding skills" by more than one level.

At this time, the listener scolded and scolded, and Zhu Youzhen immediately replied: "You unfilial son, holding up the portrait of your father and me, screaming and calling for a beating!" Your father and I scolded you lightly! What a mistake I didn't shoot you at the wall in the first place! ”

Zhele was stunned for a moment, only to realize that the person who spoke foul language at the head of the city was the ultimate goal of his trip: to believe in King Zhu Youzhen!

He immediately scolded loudly: "It turns out that you are the king of letters, Zhu Youzhen!" I'm here to arrest you! ”

"What are you doing to catch your father, is your mother itching again?" Zhu Youzhen is still hippie and smiling.

"How do you know?" He was stunned. In fact, his mother is 80 years old, and because the deadline is approaching, all organs in her body have begun to fail, and she has symptoms of itching all over her body. People in this era do not know why, and they only treat it as an incurable disease on the skin, of course, it is not the essential, and the more it is treated, the more serious it becomes.

But the original meaning of Zhu Youzhen's sentence is not to refer to itchy skin, but another unbearable part. The Mongolian people really couldn't understand it, but the Ming army understood it all, and when they saw that this "big scrotum" actually admitted it, they immediately let out a louder burst of laughter!

Although it was inexplicable, from the reaction of the Ming army, he could also guess that he had fallen for Zhu Youzhen's way again, and immediately said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense!" I led the Mongolian athletes to the south this time, one is to arrest you, and the other is to ask the teacher for guilt! ”

"Which sin do you ask?" When Zhu Youzhen heard him say this, he was surprised in his heart, but he no longer blindly scolded nonsense, but turned to shouting and asking.

He raised his head contemptuously, and said angrily: "First, my Duoyan Department has participated in the Battle of Jingyan, and I have made great contributions to the Ming, why does your court not give more rewards, but there are fewer and fewer over the years?" Second, we have a feud with the Khalkha Ministry, and you are not unaware of it. Why is it that he has been secretly communicating with Khalkha recently, is he trying to conspire against us? Third, when the market was exchanged, the Han people were more deceitful and treacherous, shoddy, and used extremely cheap things to deceive our precious horses, cattle and sheep. ”

Zhu Youzhen listened carefully, thinking that the first and third points were nothing more than the insatiable greed of the Mongols and wanted to squeeze out more money and grain from Daming. As for what the second question was, he couldn't say clearly, let alone how to answer it.

But when he thought about it, the two scolded each other, reasoning came second, and the key was momentum. If you are suppressed by the other party in terms of momentum, the reason will become unreasonable. On the contrary, if you win in momentum, you can be justified if you don't care. As the Zhuangzi says: This is also wrong, and the other is also wrong. In the end, who is right and who is wrong, it is not up to who has the big fist, who has the final say!

So he immediately shouted: "Big scrotum, your father will tell you one by one!" First, the Battle of Jingjing, that is our Zhu family's family matter, who wants you to follow and coax? Even if it helps a little, it's like a dog helping the owner pick up a shoe once! It's good to give you a bone, but do you still want to go to the kang?

"Two, you Duoyan is a dog, and then Khalkha is also a dog! Whichever dog is well-behaved, the owner will let the dog gnaw on the meat and bones; If any dog is disobedient, then find their own to eat! A vicious dog like you, who rebels and threatens the court at every turn, is not even worthy of eating, and must be slaughtered and buried on the spot to prevent rabies infection!

"Three, open your dog's eyes and see how many of those Han people who are doing business have you booby-trapped! Who is deceiving and treacherous? ”

Zhu Youzhen's answers, except for the third one, which is a bit of a margin, the rest are all unreasonable stirring up three points. But when the Ming army defending the city heard this, they felt that there seemed to be some reason, and immediately cheered loudly.

He listened to the nonsense of Zhu Youzhen's faction with contempt, and he was even more angry. wanted to refute two sentences, but he was clumsy and couldn't catch up with the words.

Zhu Youzhen saw that he was speechless for a while, and seized the opportunity to ask: "Big scrotum!" What enmity does this king have against you, and why do you want to arrest this king? ”

"Someone paid a lot of money for your necklace head!" He gasped for air.

"Who is it?" Zhu Youzhen asked in surprise.

"Then you don't care, you have to die anyway!"

In fact, he didn't say it, and Zhu Youzhen also vaguely guessed it. No wonder the bandits before dared to attack the officers and soldiers, and they also had their own portraits. It seems that it must be Wei Zhongxian, the old immortal dead eunuch, who is bad again! He couldn't kill himself in Beijing, and even the bandits and the Mongols were used! I just don't know how he contacted the Mongols, in order to kill himself, Wei Zhongxian actually collaborated with the enemy and betrayed the country, killing so many innocent people, it is really not enough to blame!

But at this moment, Zhu Youzhen didn't have the time to compete with Wei Zhongxian, and the Mongolian talent in front of him was the most realistic threat. So he slyly said to the left and right: "You see, the name 'big scrotum' is much better than the messy name he had before, and he likes it himself, and he agrees to it as soon as he calls it!" ”

The Ming army laughed again. At this time, he couldn't bear it anymore, and simply stopped scolding Zhu Youzhen, turned around and shouted: "Attack the city for me!" ”

At the sound of the order, the Mongols dismounted one after another, and rushed straight to the city wall as black as locusts.

Zhu Youzhen saw that the Mongols had moved the real thing, and immediately shrank back. Of course, he knows that it is useful to play tricks, but in front of real swords and guns, it is completely over, or how to say that "Xiucai meets soldiers, and it is unreasonable to say". Besides, he is not a showman. If you want to hold Zunhua, you have to fight with a knife and a gun!

So he immediately shouted: "Shi Biao! Command the city now! ”

Shi Biao immediately responded: "The last general will obey the order!" Franc cannon ready! ”

It turned out that taking advantage of Zhu Youzhen's contempt and scolding, the Qi family army finally transported all 48 Franc machine guns and the required ammunition to the city wall. Except for the twelve cannons in the north, east, and south directions, the rest were all deployed on the western city wall, secretly aiming at the Mongols.

Therefore, Zhu Youzhen's scolding is not completely just a momentary quick tongue. Before the coming fierce battle, his improvisation bought enough time for the defenders to become the key to victory or defeat!