Bian Luanshan sat in front of a square table, took a sip of tea gently, this tea is the Longjing before the Ming Dynasty, the most sweet but, the green leaves sink and float in the water, the buds and stems stand upright, the fragrance is overflowing, the tea soup is clear, it can be called the peerless tea. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Longjing is afraid of rain (Note 1), the dragon well before the Qingming Dynasty is called "before the Ming Dynasty", the dragon well before the rain in the valley is called "before the rain", and the folk proverb says "the top product before the rain, the real product before the Ming Dynasty", which shows its preciousness.

With his eyes closed, he felt the rotation and ups and downs of tea leaves in his mouth, he gently moved his nose and inhaled a fresh fragrance, feeling as if he was roaming in the forest, as far as the eye could see, there were green blades of grass, and his mouth was filled with fresh air, which was really bliss. Then, he slowly put down the white porcelain teacup in his hand, opened his eyes, and stopped drinking tea.

He only drinks one sip of a cup of tea, so he feels the most happy; A woman he only lasts once, so it feels the best; He only does one thing once, so he doesn't get hurt.

He tidied up the clothes on his body, he was wearing a woven gold troll, a brown hat on his head, a jade jade bracelet on his waist, a jade jade bracelet on his wrist, and a jewel-inlaid flower and leaf ring on his index finger.

Bian Luanshan made a high-spirited and rude appearance, just like a businessman who was suddenly rich and vulgar. There are many such people in Songjiang Mansion, which is rich in the world, and there are by no means a few in this restaurant, so no one will pay attention to such a person.

The lords and gentlemen of Songjiang Mansion would not pay attention to him, they just gathered together to drink tea, discussing the upcoming news of Liu Gong, and discussing how to befriend this future upstart of officialdom; The merchants in groups of three or five would not pay attention to him, they were just discussing the news spread by Liu Gong with great interest, fantasizing about being able to catch Liu Gong's big ship and become the richest man in Jiangnan; The helpers and servants did not pay attention to him, their eyes only had the demands and emotions of their masters, and they did not pay attention to the actions of other rich merchants.

He is gorgeously dressed, but he walks around the restaurant like an invisible man, paying attention to others, but not being noticed by others.

Merchants and officials sat separately. Although the style of doing business in Jiangnan is prevalent at present, and the status of businessmen is quite high, the official lord invites him to dinner, and they can also sit down, and sometimes the family has a banquet, and the official lord can also be invited to the seat. But those are all private things, and everyone knows it, but they can't say it. At present, Liu Gong is inviting guests to the banquet, and businessmen and officials are invited, for the sake of Liu Gong's face, everyone can be in the same room, but to sit together, the officials and masters are really unwilling.

These officials and masters, they can't do things, they can't eat, they can't manage the people, and they can't learn to take bribes and bribes!

Bian Luanshan secretly despised these officials in his heart, slowly walked to a few businessmen, listened to them, and asked softly: "In Xiamabeard, my brother came from Suzhou, and I heard that Liu Gong was going to invite the big guy to dinner, and said that he had a good chance to make a fortune, so he came over." But after all, my brother is not from Songjiang, and I am not very familiar with Liu Gong, so please tell my little brother about it, and I will dismiss today, and my little brother will invite you to go to the Qinglou to play! ”

When these merchants saw Bian Luanshan coming, they smiled at him, and the merchants led by them were wearing blue brocade robes embroidered with python dragons and a hat inlaid with pearls, and sat on their chairs in a dignified manner. His costume had been violated, but everyone present seemed to turn a blind eye, which showed how bad the etiquette was.

He listened to Bian Luanshan's polite speech and smiled: "Brother is polite, in the next Zhou State, these are Wang Tong, Feng Guo, Xu Yu, Confucius said, all brothers in the four seas." You and I are both businessmen, so naturally we should help each other, and in the future, there will be no place to bother our brothers! ”

Bian Luanshan smiled and saluted everyone, sitting on the empty chair next to their table. This is also his caution, if he keeps standing, these people will see themselves as outsiders and do not discuss the core issues with him. But if you sit down and become your own people, these people will not be too concerned about themselves when they speak, and they will be able to get more inside information.

A businessman saw that Bian Luanshan was well-dressed and his clothes were expensive, so he couldn't help but feel good, and asked: "My brother seems to be a big businessman, much better than me, I don't know where to get rich?" ”

Bian Luanshan smiled, these businessmen are all ghosts and ghosts, if they can't explain to them, they won't say any important news, so he said: "Where do you dare to say that you are rich, just mix and eat!" After the death of my father, the younger brother did not like this silver dumping business, and sold medicinal herbs, but made a little hard-earned money. ”

"Oh?" Zhou Bang, who was the leader, became interested: "My brother is engaged in medicinal materials, I don't know if you have ever done the Tuyuan business?" ”

"I've dabbled in this a little bit."

"How much did my brother get a pound at that time?"

"This depends on whether it is clear water or salt water, whether it is collected or bought, and it cannot be generalized!"

"It seems that my brother is indeed knowledgeable!" Zhou Bang nodded and said with a smile: "There are always some people who want to get something for nothing, empty gloves white wolf, brother, I am a little cautious, brother, don't blame!" ”

"No, no!" Bian Luanshan smiled, his words were three points true and seven points false, his father was dead, but he had always been a scoundrel and a swinger, where did he have any family property, but he had done everything when he was in the rivers and lakes, and he was talented and smart, so it was not difficult to fool these people by doing what he was like.

After saying that, they became intimate with each other, and several people drank tea and soon discussed various topics. Bian Luanshan knows a lot, tea ceremony, men and women, Danshu, flower arrangement, gold and stone, and Danqing have all been studied, so it is the Tao, and it soon attracted the admiration of several people.

Wang Tong is huge, like a sweet potato, and such people generally have the problem of not lifting or not lasting. Sure enough, listening to Bian Luanshan boasting about his heroic deeds in the Qinglou Hook Fence, he licked his lips and asked repeatedly: "Brother, brother, you have this ability, you are really good, you are good!" Saying that, he said a little embarrassed: "It's just that brother, I, this, this, it's really a little inadequate......"

Men are reluctant to admit that they can't do it in bed, especially in front of women. Fortunately, all the men present were men, so Wang Tong struggled inwardly with a bitter face, and still said: "It's just that my brother is really incompetent, sometimes it's okay, sometimes, especially if you drink alcohol, you may get two blows and leak, not only my wife says I'm useless, but I'm a little in a brothel. The son is also full of happiness, you said brother, I am only in my forties, what can I do! ”

Bian Luanshan smiled secretly, your size, such a fat body, you know at a glance that you never polish your muscles and bones, this man is like a battlefield in bed, you must be strong and strong, in order to survive a hundred battles! No wonder you can't! However, he didn't show it on his face, after all, daring to say this kind of thing was a great trust, and if he turned to ridicule, the result would definitely not be good.

Bian Luanshan nodded very seriously: "Actually, my brother was the same as my brother a few years ago, and sometimes he leaked just after entering, which is really embarrassing!" I don't even dare to go to a brothel for this reason! ”

"Then brother, how can you say that you will not fall with a golden gun and will not be defeated in a hundred battles?"

"This matter, in fact, I learned the secret technique of the room from an old Taoist priest, which can make a man always majestic and full of yang energy!"

"Huh? Is there a benefit? Wang Tong's mouth opened wide, his face was full of incredulity, and several other people also looked at Bian Luan Mountain, their eyes full of eagerness.

"Brother, you see, although we met for the first time today, we hit it off at first sight, and it can be regarded as a fate. You just need to give this recipe to your brother, as long as it works, as long as you come to Songjiang in the future, all the costs will be covered by my brother! Wang Tong rubbed his hands together and looked longing.

Bian Luanshan laughed: "Big brother, why are you polite? At the beginning, the old Taoist priest told his brother that this recipe can be given to people and hidden, but it cannot be used for profit! As soon as I hit it off with you, this recipe was regarded as a brother's greeting gift! ”

"Good, good! Brother, say it! ”

"Does my brother know that when this man pees, he has to clamp the words after peeing, and then shake the urine clean?"

"It's natural, otherwise wouldn't it be on the clothes!"

"That's it! My brother thought, when you can't help it, when you're about to squirt, if you can clamp your body and suppress your desires, wouldn't you be able to suppress your impulse? This pee and that thing are the same thing, as long as you can hold your urine, you can hold back your impulse, and you can survive a hundred battles! ”

"Huh?" Wang Tong looked dazed, thought for a moment, and then nodded: "Reasonable, reasonable!" But how do I go about practicing? ”

"It's easy to do! When my brother pees, he repeatedly clamps, loosens, clamps, and loosens, and if it is several times, he can exercise the meat there and enhance his ability! The younger brother promises that within three months, if you can't get results after practice, you come to me! (Note 2)

"Good, good!" Wang Tong laughed: "I listened to my brother's words today and solved a big trouble, and my brother is grateful!" However, does this recipe only require exercise? Don't need to take some medicine or anything? ”

Bian Luanshan smiled secretly, these businessmen have money to burn, and they can improve their abilities by exercising, but they just want to take medicine, this is not a brain disease! However, it is also understandable that these people have a lot of money and can't spend it, they only want the expensive ones, not the right ones, and would rather spend money for peace of mind than exercise by themselves.

So, he said slowly: "This recipe is indeed more effective with exercise and medicine, but the medicinal materials of this recipe are not cheap." ”

As soon as these words came out, Wang Tong, who felt despised by him, immediately became angry!

Note 1: In fact, it is not the rain that determines the quality of the manhole, but the temperature. In the spring tea season, the higher the temperature, the lower the tea quality, and the lower the temperature, the better the quality. (To be continued.) )