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Hanjia Village, a small village that is so ordinary that it can no longer be ordinary, relying on the mountains to eat the mountains.

It is located deep in the mountains, hidden among the green leaves and red flowers.

Unlike other villages, Hanjia Village is located on a mountainside, with small thatched courtyards that stretch all the way to the two-storey ancestral hall at the top of the mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, there is a small river that surrounds Hanjia Village, which is where the villagers usually fetch water, wash rice, wash vegetables, and wash clothes.

From afar, what catches your eye is not a poor village, but a beautiful picture that is gripping and exciting.

Such a beautiful scenery is only amazed by those talented and beautiful people who pass by, and the local villagers are not the slightest interested in it.

In the face of nature's changing nature, the villagers will only pray for good weather and a full meal.

Due to the shortage of food rations, the villagers did not have the habit of eating breakfast. The sky had just revealed its white belly, and the men of each family got up early and walked to the top of the mountain.

Today is the day of fishing for the clan master's family, if the harvest is good, the clan lord is happy, and each family can get one or two fish, and give the aunt and child a tooth sacrifice.

Soon, the women of each family also went out one after another, and those who had the strength also wanted to participate in it, hoping to get more share. I didn't have that much energy, and I neatly packed up the children, wanting to go down the mountain early to join in the fun.

Before the day was fully dawn, all the villagers gathered by the river, making noise and commotion, and it was noisy like a market.

The men in charge of fishing are also under the command of the patriarch's housekeeper in an orderly manner, the one pulling the rope on the shore is slowly pulling in front, and there are also a few small boats in the river, and several villagers are rowing the boats while following behind to beat the water.

Gradually, the sky brightened, the closer to the barrage net, the villagers became more and more depressed, at this time in previous years, they all felt that there were thousands of pounds in general, it was difficult to move an inch, and there would be many fish competing to jump out of the water, the scene was very lively.

But what's going on this year? It's still fluttering.

What about the fish in the river?

Every once in a while, someone will come to clean and inspect the barrage, and there will be no holes in the barrage!

Could it be that the fish can't fly?

"Gollum...... Gollum ......"

Suddenly, the otherwise calm water slowly tumbled, and then faster and faster, like boiling water, kept tumbling outward.

Soon, a dark shadow slowly surfaced.

It's a human head.

"Puff cough cough cough"

"Huhuhuhu"

Zhu Jun spit out the river water in his mouth, let his body float on the surface of the water, and panted for a long time before he slowly opened his eyes and looked around.

Zhu Jun is a college student in the Department of Information Engineering of a prestigious university in southern China, he has loved swimming since he was a child, and after going to college, he would go to the suburban lake alone every Sunday to swim.

As usual, today Zhu Jun went to the wild lake to swim again. But this time he wanted to dive deeper, to explore the depths of the wild lake.

But what he never expected was that when he just dived to a depth of a few meters, he felt like he was being dragged down by something, and he was dragged into the whirlpool at the bottom of the lake.

Zhu Jun thought that he was dead, and even gave up resistance.

But just as he gradually lost consciousness, he felt that the pulling force disappeared, so he struggled with his last strength, and finally broke free from the shackles of the river when he was exhausted.

It's just that

How does the surroundings look different? And those people, how

Maybe he was too tired, or maybe he was too frightened just now, Zhu Jun finally couldn't hold on and fainted.

The fish didn't hit, but it hit a big living person, which completely confused the villagers.

That's not all, after the villagers rescued people from the river, the scene suddenly smashed the pot.

It turned out that when Zhu Jun was scooped up, his whole body was naked, and the little bird was still very strong, as if he was laughing at the people around him.

The men looked at it secretly, and many people looked down at their crotch intentionally or unintentionally, and soon sighed in frustration.

Obviously, it's better to be ashamed!

Compared with the men's self-ashamed psychological state, the expressions of their mothers-in-law and daughters are much more exciting.

When the mothers-in-law and aunts first saw the tall little baby on Zhu Jun's lower body, their eyes were as wide as a bull's eye, and their mouths were open enough to stuff two meat buns. In my heart, I couldn't help but compare Zhu Jun with my own man. But soon, they suddenly realized that their man was too young!

Look at that baby, it looks hard as iron and stone, vigorous and powerful, which can be compared with the soft stuff of your own man. Thinking of this, the mother-in-law's aunts are about to regret it, why haven't they met such a man with a huge treasure?

However, the mother-in-law and aunts were quite sensible, and they didn't rush up to uproot the baby and keep it for themselves. After feasting their eyes fiercely, they pretended to hide their faces and avoid it. But anyone could see that their fiery eyes were still glued to the Lord's treasure through the cracks of their fingers.

Compared with the ambivalence of the mothers-in-law and aunts, who want to see it but dare not see more, the widows are much bolder.

They directly stared at Zhu Jun's baby with their hot, shiny eyes, and the strange feeling they had not seen for a long time hit their hearts.

If only my man were him

It would be great if I could have a good time with him, even if I died.

Will he take a fancy to me?

Although I'm a little older and my skin is a little rougher, my mother not only has a long plumpness, good skills, but also is full of unique skills, how can I compare with the kind of shriveled little girl who has not yet bloomed?

And the shriveled little girl in the eyes of the widows is hiding in the crowd through the gap, looking at the baby curiously, they have not yet left the cabinet, and at most they see the baby of the opposite sex from the little fart in open crotch pants on weekdays. It's just that they didn't expect that they usually see small puddings, aren't they? How is it so big?

There are one or two older girls, who usually overhear the whispers of the aunts, and already know what the baby is for, and they can't help but be even more curious, and they can't see it with their eyes. But I can't help but feel a little shy and worried in my heart, is it so big, can I go in?

However, at this time, I saw a little guy wearing open crotch pants, only two or three years old, with a tiger head and a tiger brain, his chubby little hand tightly holding a small wooden stick, and ran to Zhu Jun's side, first stabbed him in the stomach with a wooden stick, and saw that he didn't react, so he looked at the upturned baby curiously, and waved a stick

Although the sticks are not big, and the people are not strong, that place is also very fragile!

It's really that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, and the little guy seems to think it's funny, and keeps beating with small wooden sticks, and he feels panicked when he sees the men themselves.

Not to mention the women, that distress! What should I do if something so good is broken?

When Zhu Jun woke up again, it was already night.

The first thing that catches your eye is the oil lamp on the stove that seems to be extinguished and fills with the pungent smell of smoke.

Suddenly, it was dark in front of him, and a black shadow walking towards him blocked the faint light, "Childe is awake?" Hurry up and drink a bowl of hot soup, and the cold will be in trouble. ”

Listening to the voice, it was a little old, like an old man.

Soon, another dark shadow who was a head shorter came to the bedside with a bowl of hot soup that he couldn't see what it was, and said in a slightly immature voice, "Drink it!" ”

"Thank you." Zhu Jun struggled to turn over and sit up, took the bowl, and after saying thank you, he grunted and drank.

Maybe it was because I was too hungry, and after a bowl of stomach, I was a little embarrassed to ask, "Is there anything else?" ”

"And Le." The dwarf black shadow took the bowl, turned around and ran to the stove, and served another bowl to Zhu Jun.

Anyway, Zhu Jun finally drank three bowls of wine before he was barely half full. As for what he was drinking, he didn't know, it felt a bit like plain water.

"Where is Childe from? Why did you suddenly appear in the river? After Zhu Jun lay down again, the old man couldn't help but express the doubts in his heart.

belch

Zhu Jun didn't know how to answer, because he found that the tone of this old man's speech didn't want to be the tone of a modern person.

Could it be that you have crossed over?

Zhu Jun has also read a few time-traveling novels before, and they all think it's pure nonsense, and it's just a laugh.

But when it happened to me, I realized how incredible it was.

Even, some ridiculous

People cross with two legs and kick it, and the soul returns to the thousand-year journey.

You don't think that's the case, do you? Could it be that someone is playing a prank? After saving yourself, deliberately amusing yourself?

Zhu Jun did not answer the old man's question, but instead turned against the guest, "What kind of place is this?" ”

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The old man was obviously stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted, "Hanjia Village." ”

"Where is Hanjia Village?" Zhu Jun continued to ask.

The old man was stunned again, and then replied: "Nanzhao County." ”

"Nan Zhao"

As soon as Zhu Jun spoke, he was interrupted by a childish voice, "You have to ask where Nanzhao is again!" This is Nanzhao County, Haizhou, which is really verbose. ”

Sure enough, Zhu Jun immediately began to ask again, "Haizhou"

At this moment, the two black shadows were impatient, and said in unison: "Dahua Empire." ”

The Great Empire?

This time it was Zhu Jun's turn to be confused.

Although I am not from the Department of History, I have never heard of a dynasty called Dahua in ancient China!

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun asked with a sad face, "Can you call a car for me?" I want to go home."

The two black shadows were stunned for a while, not knowing how to answer.

The next day, when he saw the villagers dressed in ancient costumes and with long hair fluttering, Zhu Jun had to accept the fact of crossing, because no one had the leisure to set up such a big game to tease him.

Han Laohan, who took him home, was a hunter, and in his early years, his son and daughter-in-law both drowned, leaving only his youngest grandson Han Hu to rely on each other, which is why he wanted to save Zhu Jun who fell into the water.

However, Zhu Jun is very distressed now, because Han Hutou told all the troubles about him yesterday.

Obviously, Han Hutou didn't lie, because he found that whether he was a little girl who had not yet left the cabinet, or a middle-aged aunt who still had charm, his eyes were strange, as if he wanted to swallow him.

Nima

Not so!

Could it be that my little darling is bigger than anyone here?

Wouldn't Uncle Ben be a friend of women in the future?

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun suddenly felt in a refreshed mood and indescribably happy.

However, before he could cool up for three seconds, the tiger head told him again that because of his appearance, not a single fish was netted yesterday, and the clan master was very angry, and the problem was very serious.

That's not all, although he has become the dream lover of women, he has also become a thorn in the side and a thorn in the flesh of men. (To be continued.) )