Shakru returned home from the construction site, and as soon as he entered the house, he found that his six beautiful bodyguards were actually lying down, and all of them were pale and sweating, lying on the sofa with their lower abdomen covered. ”

Kabaeva, the only one who did not fall, said with an embarrassed face: "Boss, we didn't meet any masters, we just drank a glass of sugarcane juice on the way back, and then it became like this." ”

Shakru shook his head and sighed, "Hey, before I came, I told you a thousand times and told you not to eat street food and drink non-bottled water, why didn't you listen." Eh, by the way, Kabaeva, why are you okay? ”

"Because I don't like to drink sugar cane juice, I didn't drink it." Kabaeva explained.

Mustafina, who seemed to have eased up a little at this time, complained: "Boss, in fact, we want to go to the market to buy some ingredients and then cook you a good dinner." But as soon as we arrived at the market, we were completely stunned, it was so dirty, especially the meat stall, the sewage and blood flowed sideways, and all kinds of stains were all over it, at first glance a piece of meat was not bad, but just about to get it, I found a layer of flies lying on it, and there were even crows next to it, and I almost vomited at that time.

In fact, we all remember what you told the boss, we didn't dare to eat those stalls selling fried cakes and yogurt, and we didn't have the courage to eat just looking at the pot and the oil, but when we saw a sugar cane stall, we felt that there should be no problem. Because the sugarcane is picked by ourselves, and then he takes a machine with iron to squeeze the juice for us to drink, so it should be no problem to drink such a clean juice, but why just a few minutes after drinking, a few of us all hit the trick? ”

Hearing Mustafina's question, Shakru couldn't help but laugh, because he had almost been hit by this matter at the beginning, but in fact, the problem was very simple, he asked casually: "I ask you, after you have selected the sugar cane, did the little vendor put the sugar cane in a bucket to be cleaned?" ”

Kabaeva nodded and said, "Yes, it must be cleaned, otherwise there will be mud and dust on the sugarcane." ”

"But you certainly don't know that the cup in which you drink sugar cane juice is also washed in that bucket, and you think, can that cup be clean? If the cup is not clean, what is the use of the cane juice itself? Shakru explained leisurely.

Kabaeva opened her mouth and stammered: "Huh?! Can't you? How can they use the water from the sugar cane to brush the cups? ”

"Why not? Let me ask you, do you see a tap next to that stall? Does that stall have a second bucket for cups? Shakru asked rhetorically.

Listening to Shakru's words, Mustafina's face suddenly turned even paler, and she said weakly: "Kabaeva, quickly, help me to the bathroom, I'm going to vomit for a while, oh my God, just think about how I used that kind of cup, I feel sick!" ”

Shakru stepped forward to check on these beautiful bodyguards one by one, and found that it was a gastrointestinal problem, just take some medicine, so he stood up and said to the maid who was serving on the side: "Martha, you should go grocery shopping in the future." Well, let's buy something light today, don't be too greasy, otherwise their stomachs won't be able to stand it. ”

Pivopolova hurriedly said on the side: "Boss, don't accommodate us, according to the current situation, we won't eat tonight." We bought you a piece of fresh meat right in the kitchen. ”

Shakru asked puzzled, "Huh?" Didn't you just say that you thought the meat in the market was too dirty, so why did you buy a piece? ”

"It's true that the meat in the market is not clean, but we saw frozen meat in the small supermarket at the entrance of the market, and it still looks very clean, so we bought a piece and planned to make pork chops for you in the evening," explained Pivpolova. ”

"What? Did you buy frozen meat? Shakru asked in surprise.

Evpolova was stunned and asked, "yes, what's wrong?" Can't I buy frozen meat? ”

Shakru patted his forehead and said, "Hey, just don't tell me, remember in the future, you must not buy frozen meat, because it is not as clean as the meat stared at by those flies." ”

At this time, Mustafina, who had finished vomiting, walked back with Kabaeva's support, but even so, she still couldn't stop her curiosity: "Boss, what is the small bucket in the maid's bathroom for?" How does it look dirty. ”

"Uh, uh, you'd better not ask this question, don't go to the maid's bathroom in the future, go to the bathroom on the second floor." Shakru said with some embarrassment.

Mustafina coquettishly said: "Boss, you just tell people." ”

Shakru said helplessly: "Okay, I'll tell you." Remember when I told you that it is extremely rude to use your left hand to eat or hand something to someone in India? ”

"Well, I remember, because it is said that in the lower peoples and before modern times, Indians used their left hand to do that or something."

Shakru nodded, "That's right, but you have to wash it after using your left hand, so that bucket is for washing your hands, and now you know why it looks so dirty, right?" ”

Hearing this explanation, Mustafina was struck by lightning, grabbed Kabaeva and said: "Quick, take me to the bathroom again, I still want to vomit, by the way, go to the bathroom on the second floor, I don't want to see that damn bucket again, I hate buckets!" Hate all the buckets! ”

At this time, Shakru shrugged his shoulders and muttered to himself: "I told you a long time ago, don't ask, don't ask, you want to ask, can you blame me." ”

Ivopolova on the side suddenly said: "Boss, I don't feel like you are an Indian. ”

"Maybe it's because I've been running around the world, but what country do you think I look like?" Shakru asked with interest.

Ivopolova thought for a moment and then said: "Eh, I can't say this well, I have been to too few countries, anyway, you are not like Indians, let alone Soviets, and you are not exactly the same as Chinese and Americans, reluctantly a bit like a combination of Chinese and Americans." ”

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