20-year-old Liang Xingfa traveled to the Tang Dynasty with the help of a special time shuttle machine made by a folk inventor. He carried a bag with a book and a pistol in it.

I don't know how long it took, Liang Xingfa's eyes lit up and fell to the ground, of course, it was a dog gnawing grass, and there was no place in his body that was comfortable. After struggling for a while, he finally struggled to his feet, looking around curiously.

This is a valley, and the most important thing is the verdant mountains, which are really beautiful and have big mosquitoes. He was extremely sure that it was ancient times, because the air here was much better than the current society, and it was a primitive health product. So he felt refreshed and much better. There was a path ahead, and he didn't know what it was, so he had to go ahead to see if he could get out of the valley and find a place where there were people.

After walking for about an hour, after crossing a small hill, his eyes lit up again, and he actually saw a man in this wilderness. This man was male, in his twenties, with a shabby appearance, and he was hurrying with a burden on his back, but after seeing Liang Xingfa in a flying fish suit, with an embroidered spring knife and a flat headsuit, he stopped to look at this outlier who was very different from him.

Liang Xingfa felt that it would be embarrassing not to greet the ancient, so he asked him, "Hi, hello, have you had lunch?" ”

The ancient man bowed in return with a salute and said, "This son, Xiaosheng is so polite." Xiao Sheng hasn't had lunch yet. ”

The two fell silent again, you look at me, I look at you, and when they felt that there was no hostility towards each other, they sat down and chatted to understand each other better. After a few simple chats, Liang Xingfa learned that the ancient man's name was Zeng Da Niu, who was from Bison Village, and wanted to go to Chang'an City to seek development.

Zeng Daniu asked Liang Xingfa: "I see that you are so weird from beginning to end, you are definitely not from the Central Plains, where is your hometown?" ”

Liang Xingfa didn't want to tell him his true identity, because he said that he was the future of the ancients, no matter how he explained the other party, he would be insane, so in order to reduce his confusion, Liang Xingfa lied to him and said that he came from the depths of the mountains far away, and outsiders had never been there.

Sure enough, Zeng Da Niu was convinced, and in his opinion, except for the wild man, who wore that strange clothes. Seeing that Liang Xingfa was tired, he took out a piece of cake to fill Liang Xingfa's hunger. However, Liang Xingfa didn't dare to answer, although Zeng Daniu's expression was very sincere, he always felt that he didn't look like a good person, and he was a new acquaintance with him.

Teachers and elders in modern society have taught children not to talk to strangers and not to eat strangers' things from an early age. Therefore, Liang Xingfa politely refused and said: "Thank you for your fortune cake, but my stomach hurts so much that I can't eat anything." You just said that you will leave it to you before lunch, and it will be my sin if you go hungry. ”

Zeng Da Niu was not reluctant, because his flatbread was indeed non-toxic and harmless, and it would only waste food for Liang Xingfa to eat. But he was playing the role of Lang Zhong again in an instant, and he diagnosed that Liang Xingfa's abdominal pain was caused by the fierce battle with his mother-in-law last night, and then persuaded Liang Xingfa to control his desires in the future.

Liang Xingfa was speechless about this, but in order not to make the other party angry, he nodded his head and agreed slightly. Zeng Da Niu played Lang Zhong very conscientiously, saying that he would use a set of massage techniques to help Liang Xingfa reduce his pain, and after speaking, he pressed it despite Liang Xingfa's objections. While pressing, he bragged and said, "I'm not afraid to tell you that this set of massage techniques of mine has healed a village of people, you have to have confidence in my skills." Not to mention people, even if it's a sow, I can heal. Last year, there was a sow in our village that had a difficult birth, and it was so painful that it was humming and chirping, and all the Langzhong were helpless, and finally I was able to do it as soon as I got out of the horse, and let it give birth to twenty or thirty piglets in one go, so that you can't accept it. ”

Liang Xingfa didn't believe his words, but he was not used to letting men massage, they were so close that passers-by would think they were the legendary homosexuals if they saw them, and that disdainful gaze could make him get goosebumps. But no matter what, Zeng Da Niu had no intention of stopping, so he had to let him.

Liang Xingfa asked Zeng Daniu what age is it now? As a result, Zeng Da Niu was jumped three feet high by thunder, and he couldn't believe that there was an adult who didn't remember his time, and it was a person who didn't seem to be mentally disordered. Liang Xingfa didn't take this into account, just wondering why his reaction was so big. After controlling his emotions a little, he said, "You don't need to ask to know that you must have just come out of prison, otherwise you wouldn't even know what year it is." Hey, it's pitiful to be in prison at a young age, let me tell you, it's the thirteenth year of Tianbao. This is Bison Village, a rural village in Chang'an City. ”

Liang Xingfa is not angry when he is regarded as a prisoner of labor camp, he has always respected other people's views, and rarely quarrels with others on the issue of concepts. On the contrary, he was grateful to Zeng Da Niu for telling him the time and place.

However, Zeng Daniu thought that he had guessed Liang Xingfa's situation, and was as proud as a fortune teller predicting the heavens, and then played a moral gentleman and said to Liang Xingfa in a righteous and awe-inspiring tone: "I have seen a lot of rapists like you, but I will not discriminate against you." I have such an advantage, but whenever I encounter a young man who has lost his footing, I will guide him to goodness. I'm not bragging, on average I can educate more than 20 rapists a year. That's what I told them, it's a good thing to have ****, who doesn't want to use that thing. But with return, you can't harm the women of good families, wouldn't it be a big fool to put so many brothels in Qinglou and not to debauch and run to crime? After they went to the Qinglou, they all had the same feeling, they really had everything, it was so cool. ”

Liang Xingfa was deeply humiliated by being treated as a rapist, and wanted to argue for himself but stopped talking. He thought, the clear person is self-purifying, and theorizing with some uninformed people is purely wasteful and thankless, so just forget it.

Zeng Da Niu thought that he had guessed correctly again, so he became more and more proud, swallowed his saliva and continued: "I know you have some questions, and I know what you want to ask. You want to ask what to do if you don't have money to go to the Qinglou, right? This problem is easy to solve. One is credit. First get acquainted with the prostitutes in the Qinglou, play the man's three-inch tongue to please her, and let her remember you. The second is that you have to practice that skill, if you can do those dusty women ******** until she shouts for help, you will forgive you even if you don't have the money to give her. Because they are human beings, they also have the need to be satisfied. If you're lucky, she'll be able to raise you the other way around. ”

Liang Xingfa was very impatient with his rhetoric, mainly because he foamed at the mouth and sprayed Liang Xingfa's face. Before he could continue, Liang Xingfa said to him: "I suddenly feel very hungry, don't you have a flatbread, take it out and let's talk while eating." ”

Zeng Da Niu didn't want to give his big cake to Liang Xingfa to eat, he was also very poor, he was trying to please before, but now that he is cooked, there is no need for that. Therefore, he said to Liang Xingfa: "Such a hot day is not suitable for eating cakes, and the mouth is unbearable." Just drink plenty of water. I have two jugs of water, one for you. ”

Liang Xingfa also thought that there was affection to drink water, so he took the kettle and drank it all, and then enjoyed half-lying down and burping. Suddenly, Zeng Da Niu asked Liang Xingfa with a sly smile: "How do you feel after drinking water?" ”

"I don't feel anything." Liang Xingfa was a little surprised, how could Zeng Da Niu look more distorted.

Zeng Daniu said to himself: "It doesn't make sense." I've been drugged so hard that even a bull should have fallen. ”

"What, you, a beast with a beast's heart, actually gave me sweat medicine. Where have I offended you? Liang Xingfa yelled in anger and wanted to beat him up when he stood up.

Zeng Da Niu was scared, and hurriedly quibbled: "How can I drug you and tease you." Liang Xingfa stopped the idea of beating him when he heard him say this, and complained: "People are scary and scared to death, do you know." Water can be drunk indiscriminately, and words cannot be spoken indiscriminately. ”

Zeng Daniu lied to him when he said that he didn't get drugged, because it was the first time he met someone who hadn't fallen down after taking medicine for so long. Zeng Da Niu naturally didn't know that modern people grew up eating poisoned rice, poisoned milk powder and gutter oil, and their immunity was certainly much stronger than that of the ancients who ate original ecological food. However, Qiang is not boundless, Liang Xingfa already felt dizzy, and after scolding a few words of Zeng Daniu's female relatives, he lay on the ground and couldn't move.

"Oops, it's so hard, scared out of a cold sweat. I thought he was invincible. After Zeng Daniu finished speaking, he went to search for Liang Xingfa's baggage.

First see that thick history book. Originally, he had also studied private school for a few years, and although he had no intention of learning, he knew a few big words. It's a pity that the history book was all written in simplified Chinese, so he couldn't read a single big word, and he hated the book so he threw it aside. Then I saw the pistol. Of course, he didn't know what it was, so he held it in his hand and was dead, fiddling with it for a while and feeling bored, so he threw it aside. In the end, when he saw the two thousand dollars, he cheered, and finally didn't waste so much sweat medicine.

In the end, he took off all the clothes on Liang Xingfa's body and took them away, leaving Liang Xingfa alone in the wilderness.